FREE TRADE AND CHRISTIANITY.

_Question_. Who will be the Republican nominee for President?

_Answer_. The correct answer to this question would make so many

men unhappy that I have concluded not to give it.

_Question_. Has not the Democracy injured itself irretrievably by

permitting the free trade element to rule it?

_Answer_. I do not think that the Democratic party weakened itself

by electing Carlisle, Speaker. I think him an excellent man, an

exceedingly candid man, and one who will do what he believes ought

to be done. I have a very high opinion of Mr. Carlisle. I do not

suppose any party in this country is really for free trade. I find

that all writers upon the subject, no matter which side they are

on, are on that side with certain exceptions. Adam Smith was in

favor of free trade, with a few exceptions, and those exceptions

were in matters where he thought it was for England's interest not

to have free trade. The same may be said of all writers. So far

as I can see, the free traders have all the arguments and the

protectionists all the facts. The free trade theories are splendid,

but they will not work; the results are disastrous. We find by

actual experiment that it is better to protect home industries.

It was once said that protection created nothing but monopoly; the

argument was that way, but the facts are not. Take, for instance,

steel rails; when we bought them of England we paid one hundred

and twenty-five dollars a ton. I believe there was a tariff of

twenty-eight or twenty-nine dollars a ton, and yet in spite of all

the arguments going to show that protection would simply increase

prices in America, would simply enrich the capitalists and impoverish

the consumer, steel rails are now produced, I believe, right here

in Colorado for forty-two dollars a ton.

After all, it is a question of labor; a question of prices that

shall be paid the laboring man; a question of what the laboring

man shall eat; whether he shall eat meat or soup made from the

bones. Very few people take into consideration the value of raw

material and the value of labor. Take, for instance, your ton of

steel rails worth forty-two dollars. The iron in the earth is not

worth twenty-five cents. The coal in the earth and the lime in

the ledge together are not worth twenty-five cents. Now, then, of

the forty-two dollars, forty-one and a half is labor. There is

not two dollars' worth of raw material in a locomotive worth fifteen

thousand dollars. By raw material I mean the material in the earth.

There is not in the works of a watch which will sell for fifteen

dollars, raw material of the value of one-half cent. All the rest

is labor. A ship, a man-of-war that costs one million dollars--

the raw material in the earth is not worth, in my judgment, one

thousand dollars. All the rest is labor. If there is any way to

protect American labor, I am in favor of it. If the present tariff

does not do it, then I am in favor of changing to one that will.

If the Democratic party takes a stand for free trade or anything

like it, they will need protection; they will need protection at

the polls; that is to say, they will meet only with defeat and

disaster.

_Question_. What should be done with the surplus revenue?

_Answer_. My answer to that is, reduce internal revenue taxation

until the present surplus is exhausted, and then endeavor so to

arrange your tariff that you will not produce more than you need.

I think the easiest question to grapple with on this earth is a

surplus of money.

I do not believe in distributing it among the States. I do not think

there could be a better certificate of the prosperity of our country

than the fact that we are troubled with a surplus revenue; that we

have the machinery for collecting taxes in such perfect order, so

ingeniously contrived, that it cannot be stopped; that it goes

right on collecting money, whether we want it or not; and the

wonderful thing about it is that nobody complains. If nothing else

can be done with the surplus revenue, probably we had better pay

some of our debts. I would suggest, as a last resort, to pay a

few honest claims.

_Question_. Are you getting nearer to or farther away from God,

Christianity and the Bible?

_Answer_. In the first place, as Mr. Locke so often remarked, we

will define our terms. If by the word "God" is meant a person, a

being, who existed before the creation of the universe, and who

controls all that is, except himself, I do not believe in such a

being; but if by the word God is meant all that is, that is to say,

the universe, including every atom and every star, then I am a

believer. I suppose the word that would nearest describe me is

"Pantheist." I cannot believe that a being existed from eternity,

and who finally created this universe after having wasted an eternity

in idleness; but upon this subject I know just as little as anybody

ever did or ever will, and, in my judgment, just as much. My

intellectual horizon is somewhat limited, and, to tell you the

truth, this is the only world that I was ever in. I am what might

be called a representative of a rural district, and, as a matter

of fact, I know very little about the district. I believe it was

Confucius who said: "How should I know anything about another

world when I know so little of this?"

The greatest intellects of the world have endeavored to find words

to express their conception of God, of the first cause, or of the

science of being, but they have never succeeded. I find in the

old Confession of Faith, in the old Catechism, for instance, this

description: That God is a being without body, parts or passions.

I think it would trouble anybody to find a better definition of

nothing. That describes a vacuum, that is to say, that describes

the absence of everything. I find that theology is a subject that

only the most ignorant are certain about, and that the more a man

thinks, the less he knows.

From the Bible God, I do not know that I am going farther and

farther away. I have been about as far as a man could get for many

years. I do not believe in the God of the Old Testament.

Now, as to the next branch of your question, Christianity.

The question arises, What is Christianity? I have no objection to

the morality taught as a part of Christianity, no objection to its

charity, its forgiveness, its kindness; no objection to its hope

for this world and another, not the slightest, but all these things

do not make Christianity. Mohammed taught certain doctrines that

are good, but the good in the teachings of Mohammed is not Mohammedism.

When I speak of Christianity I speak of that which is distinctly

Christian. For instance, the idea that the Infinite God was born

in Palestine, learned the carpenter's trade, disputed with the

parsons of his time, excited the wrath of the theological bigots,

and was finally crucified; that afterward he was raised from the

dead, and that if anybody believes this he will be saved and if he

fails to believe it, he will be lost; in other words, that which

is distinctly Christian in the Christian system, is its supernaturalism,

its miracles, its absurdity. Truth does not need to go into

partnership with the supernatural. What Christ said is worth the

reason it contains. If a man raises the dead and then says twice

two are five, that changes no rule in mathematics. If a multiplication

table was divinely inspired, that does no good. The question is,

is it correct? So I think that in the world of morals, we must

prove that a thing is right or wrong by experience, by analogy,

not by miracles. There is no fact in physical science that can be

supernaturally demonstrated. Neither is there any fact in the

moral world that could be substantiated by miracles. Now, then,

keeping in mind that by Christianity I mean the supernatural in

that system, of course I am just as far away from it as I can get.

For the man Christ I have respect. He was an infidel in his day,

and the ministers of his day cried out blasphemy, as they have been

crying ever since, against every person who has suggested a new

thought or shown the worthlessness of an old one.

Now, as to the third part of the question, the Bible. People say

that the Bible is inspired. Well, what does inspiration mean?

Did God write it? No; but the men who did write it were guided by

the Holy Spirit. Very well. Did they write exactly what the Holy

Spirit wanted them to write? Well, religious people say, yes. At

the same time they admit that the gentlemen who were collecting,

or taking down in shorthand what was said, had to use their own

words. Now, we all know that the same words do not have the same

meaning to all people. It is impossible to convey the same thoughts

to all minds by the same language, and it is for that reason that

the Bible has produced so many sects, not only disagreeing with

each other, but disagreeing among themselves.

We find, then, that it is utterly impossible for God (admitting

that there is one) to convey the same thoughts in human language

to all people. No two persons understand the same language alike.

A man's understanding depends upon his experience, upon his capacity,

upon the particular bent of his mind--in fact, upon the countless

influences that have made him what he is. Everything in nature

tells everyone who sees it a story, but that story depends upon

the capacity of the one to whom it is told. The sea says one thing

to the ordinary man, and another thing to Shakespeare. The stars

have not the same language for all people. The consequence is that

no book can tell the same story to any two persons. The Jewish

Scriptures are like other books, written by different men in

different ages of the world, hundreds of years apart, filled with

contradictions. They embody, I presume, fairly enough, the wisdom

and ignorance, the reason and prejudice, of the times in which they

were written. They are worth the good that is in them, and the

question is whether we will take the good and throw the bad away.

There are good laws and bad laws. There are wise and foolish

sayings. There are gentle and cruel passages, and you can find a

text to suit almost any frame of mind; whether you wish to do an

act of charity or murder a neighbor's babe, you will find a passage

that will exactly fit the case. So that I can say that I am still

for the reasonable, for the natural; and am still opposed to the

absurd and supernatural.

_Question_. Is there any better or more ennobling belief than

Christianity; if so, what is it?

_Answer_. There are many good things, of course, in every religion,

or they would not have existed; plenty of good precepts in

Christianity, but the thing that I object to more than all others

is the doctrine of eternal punishment, the idea of hell for many

and heaven for the few. Take from Christianity the doctrine of

eternal punishment and I have no particular objection to what is

generally preached. If you will take that away, and all the

supernatural connected with it, I have no objection; but that

doctrine of eternal punishment tends to harden the human heart.

It has produced more misery than all the other doctrines in the

world. It has shed more blood; it has made more martyrs. It has

lighted the fires of persecution and kept the sword of cruelty wet

with heroic blood for at least a thousand years. There is no crime

that that doctrine has not produced. I think it would be impossible

for the imagination to conceive of a worse religion than orthodox

Christianity--utterly impossible; a doctrine that divides this

world, a doctrine that divides families, a doctrine that teaches

the son that he can be happy, with his mother in perdition; the

husband that he can be happy in heaven while his wife suffers the

agonies of hell. This doctrine is infinite injustice, and tends

to subvert all ideas of justice in the human heart. I think it

would be impossible to conceive of a doctrine better calculated to

make wild beasts of men than that; in fact, that doctrine was born

of all the wild beast there is in man. It was born of infinite

revenge.

Think of preaching that you must believe that a certain being was

the son of God, no matter whether your reason is convinced or not.

Suppose one should meet, we will say on London Bridge, a man clad

in rags, and he should stop us and say, "My friend, I wish to talk

with you a moment. I am the rightful King of Great Britain," and

you should say to him, "Well, my dinner is waiting; I have no time

to bother about who the King of England is," and then he should

meet another and insist on his stopping while the pulled out some

papers to show that he was the rightful King of England, and the

other man should say, "I have got business here, my friend; I am

selling goods, and I have no time to bother my head about who the

King of England is. No doubt you are the King of England, but you

don't look like him." And then suppose he stops another man, and

makes the same statement to him, and the other man should laugh at

him and say, "I don't want to hear anything on this subject; you

are crazy; you ought to go to some insane asylum, or put something

on your head to keep you cool." And suppose, after all, it should

turn out that the man was King of England, and should afterward

make his claim good and be crowned in Westminster. What would we

think of that King if he should hunt up the gentlemen that he met

on London Bridge, and have their heads cut off because they had

no faith that he was the rightful heir? And what would we think

of a God now who would damn a man eighteen hundred years after the

event, because he did not believe that he was God at the time he

was living in Jerusalem; not only damn the fellows that he met and

who did not believe him, but gentlemen who lived eighteen hundred

years afterward, and who certainly could have known nothing of the

facts except from hearsay?

The best religion, after all, is common sense; a religion for this

world, one world at a time, a religion for to-day. We want a

religion that will deal in questions in which we are interested.

How are we to do away with crime? How are we to do away with

pauperism? How are we to do away with want and misery in every

civilized country? England is a Christian nation, and yet about

one in six in the city of London dies in almshouses, asylums,

prisons, hospitals and jails. We, I suppose, are a civilized

nation, and yet all the penitentiaries are crammed; there is want

on every hand, and my opinion is that we had better turn our

attention to this world.

Christianity is charitable; Christianity spends a great deal of

money; but I am somewhat doubtful as to the good that is accomplished.

There ought to be some way to prevent crime; not simply to punish

it. There ought to be some way to prevent pauperism, not simply

to relieve temporarily a pauper, and if the ministers and good

people belonging to the churches would spend their time investigating

the affairs of this world and let the New Jerusalem take care of

itself, I think it would be far better.

The church is guilty of one great contradiction. The ministers

are always talking about worldly people, and yet, were it not for

worldly people, who would pay the salary? How could the church

live a minute unless somebody attended to the affairs of this world?

The best religion, in my judgment, is common sense going along hand

in hand with kindness, and not troubling ourselves about another

world until we get there. I am willing for one, to wait and see

what kind of a country it will be.

_Question_. Does the question of the inspiration of Scriptures

affect the beauty and benefits of Christianity here and hereafter?

_Answer_. A belief in the inspiration of the Scriptures has done,

in my judgment, great harm. The Bible has been the breastwork for

nearly everything wrong. The defenders of slavery relied on the

Bible. The Bible was the real auction block on which every negro

stood when he was sold. I never knew a minister to preach in favor

of slavery that did not take his text from the Bible. The Bible

teaches persecution for opinion's sake. The Bible--that is the

Old Testament--upholds polygamy, and just to the extent that men,

through the Bible, have believed that slavery, religious persecution,

wars of extermination and polygamy were taught by God, just to that

extent the Bible has done great harm. The idea of inspiration

enslaves the human mind and debauches the human heart.

_Question_. Is not Christianity and the belief in God a check upon

mankind in general and thus a good thing in itself?

_Answer_. This, again, brings up the question of what you mean by

Christianity, but taking it for granted that you mean by Christianity

the church, then I answer, when the church had almost absolute

authority, then the world was the worst.

Now, as to the other part of the question, "Is not a belief in God

a check upon mankind in general?" That is owing to what kind of

God the man believes in. When mankind believed in the God of the

Old Testament, I think that belief was a bad thing; the tendency

was bad. I think that John Calvin patterned after Jehovah as nearly

as his health and strength would permit. Man makes God in his own

image, and bad men are not apt to have a very good God if they make

him. I believe it is far better to have a real belief in goodness,

in kindness, in honesty and in mankind than in any supernatural

being whatever. I do not suppose it would do any harm for a man

to believe in a real good God, a God without revenge, a God that

was not very particular in having a man believe a doctrine whether

he could understand it or not. I do not believe that a belief of

that kind would do any particular harm.

There is a vast difference between the God of John Calvin and the

God of Henry Ward Beecher, and a great difference between the God

of Cardinal Pedro Gonzales de Mendoza and the God of Theodore

Parker.

_Question_. Well, Colonel, is the world growing better or worse?

_Answer_. I think better in some respects and worse in others;

but on the whole, better. I think that while events, like the

pendulum of a clock, go backward and forward, man, like the hands,

goes forward. I think there is more reason and less religion, more

charity and less creed. I think the church is improving. Ministers

are ashamed to preach the old doctrines with the old fervor. There

was a time when the pulpit controlled the pews. It is so no longer.

The pews know what they want, and if the minister does not furnish

it they discharge him and employ another. He is no longer an

autocrat; he must bring to the market what his customers are willing

to buy.

_Question_. What are you going to do to be saved?

_Answer_. Well, I think I am safe, anyway. I suppose I have a

right to rely on what Matthew says, that if I will forgive others

God will forgive me. I suppose if there is another world I shall

be treated very much as I treat others. I never expect to find

perfect bliss anywhere; maybe I should tire of it if I should.

What I have endeavored to do has been to put out the fires of an

ignorant and cruel hell; to do what I could to destroy that dogma;

to destroy the doctrine that makes the cradle as terrible as the

coffin.

--_The Denver Republican_, Denver, Colorado, January 17, 1884.

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