A REPLY TO THE REV. MR. LANSING.*

[* Rev. Isaac J. Lansing of Meriden, Conn., recently

denounced Col. Robert G. Ingersoll from the pulpit of the

Meriden Methodist Church, and had the Opera House closed

against him. This led a _Union_ reporter to show Colonel

Ingersoll what Mr. Lansing had said and to interrogate him

with the following result.]

_Question_. Did you favor the sending of obscene matter through

the mails as alleged by the Rev. Mr. Lansing?

_Answer_. Of course not, and no honest man ever thought that I

did. This charge is too malicious and silly to be answered. Mr.

Lansing knows better. He has made this charge many times and he

will make it again.

_Question_. Is it a fact that there are thousands of clergymen in

the country whom you would fear to meet in fair debate?

_Answer_. No; the fact is I would like to meet them all in one.

The pulpit is not burdened with genius. There a few great men

engaged in preaching, but they are not orthodox. I cannot conceive

that a Freethinker has anything to fear from the pulpit, except

misrepresentation. Of course, there are thousands of ministers

too small to discuss with--ministers who stand for nothing in the

church--and with such clergymen I cannot afford to discuss anything.

If the Presbyterians, or the Congregationalists, or the Methodists

would select some man, and endorse him as their champion, I would

like to meet him in debate. Such a man I will pay to discuss with

me. I will give him most excellent wages, and pay all the expenses

at the discussion besides. There is but one safe course for the

ministers--they must assert. They must declare. They must swear

to it and stick to it, but they must not try to reason.

_Question_. You have never seen Rev. Mr. Lansing. To the people

of Meriden and thereabouts he is well-known. Judging from what

has been told you of his utterances and actions, what kind of a

man would you take him to be?

_Answer_. I would take him to be a Christian. He talks like one,

and he acts like one. If Christianity is right, Lansing is right.

If salvation depends upon belief, and if unbelievers are to be

eternally damned, then an Infidel has no right to speak. He should

not be allowed to murder the souls of his fellow-men. Lansing does

the best he knows how. He thinks that God hates an unbeliever,

and he tries to act like God. Lansing knows that he must have the

right to slander a man whom God is to eternally damn.

_Question_. Mr. Lansing speaks of you as a wolf coming with fangs

sharpened by three hundred dollars a night to tear the lambs of

his flock. What do you say to that?

_Answer_. All I have to say is, that I often get three times that

amount, and sometimes much more. I guess his lambs can take care

of themselves. I am not very fond of mutton anyway. Such talk

Mr. Lansing ought to be ashamed of. The idea that he is a shepherd

--that he is on guard--is simply preposterous. He has few sheep

in his congregation that know as little on the wolf question as

he does. He ought to know that his sheep support him--his sheep

protect him; and without the sheep poor Lansing would be devoured

by the wolves himself.

_Question_. Shall you sue the Opera House management for breach

of contract?

_Answer_. I guess not; but I may pay Lansing something for

advertising my lecture. I suppose Mr. Wilcox (who controls the

Opera House) did what he thought was right. I hear he is a good

man. He probably got a little frightened and began to think about

the day of judgment. He could not help it, and I cannot help

laughing at him.

_Question_. Those in Meriden who most strongly oppose you are

radical Republicans. Is it not a fact that you possess the confidence

and friendship of some of the most respected leaders of that party?

_Answer_. I think that all the respectable ones are friends of

mine. I am a Republican because I believe in the liberty of the

body, and I am an Infidel because I believe in the liberty of the

mind. There is no need of freeing cages. Let us free the birds.

If Mr. Lansing knew me, he would be a great friend. He would

probably annoy me by the frequency and length of his visits.

_Question_. During the recent presidential campaign did any

clergymen denounce you for your teachings, that you are aware of?

_Answer_. Some did, but they would not if they had been running

for office on the Republican ticket.

_Question_. What is most needed in our public men?

_Answer_. Hearts and brains.

_Question_. Would people be any more moral solely because of a

disbelief in orthodox teaching and in the Bible as an inspired

book, in your opinion?

_Answer_. Yes; if a man really believes that God once upheld

slavery; that he commanded soldiers to kill women and babes; that

he believed in polygamy; that he persecuted for opinion's sake;

that he will punish forever, and that he hates an unbeliever, the

effect in my judgment will be bad. It always has been bad. This

belief built the dungeons of the Inquisition. This belief made

the Puritan murder the Quaker, and this belief has raised the devil

with Mr. Lansing.

_Question_. Do you believe there will ever be a millennium, and

if so how will it come about?

_Answer_. It will probably start in Meriden, as I have been informed

that Lansing is going to leave.

_Question_. Is there anything else bearing upon the question at

issue or that would make good reading, that I have forgotten, that

you would like to say?

_Answer_. Yes. Good-bye.

--_The Sunday Union_, New Haven, Conn., April 10, 1881.

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