IN WHICH MR. VANSLYPERKEN DRIVES A VERY HARD BARGAIN.

We will be just and candid in our opinion relative to the historical

facts which we are now narrating. Party spirit, and various other

feelings, independent of misrepresentation, do, at the time, induce

people to form their judgment, to say the best, harshly, and but too

often incorrectly. It is for posterity to calmly weigh the evidence

handed down, and to examine into the merits of a case divested of party

bias. Actuated by these feelings, we do not hesitate to assert, that,

in the point at question, Mr Vanslyperken had great cause for being

displeased; and that the conduct of Moggy Salisbury, in cutting off the

tail of Snarleyyow, was, in our opinion, not justifiable.

There is a respect for property, inculcated and protected by the law,

which should never be departed from; and, whatever may have been the

aggressions on the part of Mr Vanslyperken, or of the dog, still a tail

is a tail, and whether mangy or not, is _bona fide_ a part of the living

body; and this aggression must inevitably come under the head of the

cutting and maiming act, which act, however, it must, with the same

candour which will ever guide our pen, be acknowledged, was not passed

until a much later period than that to the history of which our

narrative refers.

Having thus, with all deference, offered our humble opinion, we shall

revert to facts. Mr Vanslyperken went on shore, with the dog's tail in

his pocket. He walked with rapid strides towards the half-way houses,

in one of which was the room tenanted by his aged mother; for, to whom

else could he apply for consolation in this case of severe distress?

That it was Moggy Salisbury who gave the cruel blow, was a fact

completely substantiated by evidence; but that it was Smallbones who

held the dog, and who thereby became a participator, and therefore

equally culpable, was a surmise to which the insinuations of the

corporal had given all the authority of direct evidence. And, as Mr

Vanslyperken felt that Moggy was not only out of his power, but even if

in his power, that he dare not retaliate upon her, for reasons which we

have already explained to our readers; it was, therefore, clear to him,

that Smallbones was the party upon whom his indignation could be the

most safely vented; and, moreover, that in so doing, he was only paying

off a long accumulating debt of hatred and ill-will. But, at the same

time, Mr Vanslyperken had made up his mind that a lad who could be

floated out to the Nab buoy and back again without sinking--who could

have a bullet through his head without a mark remaining--and who could

swallow a whole twopenny-worth of arsenic without feeling more than a

twinge in his stomach, was not so very easy to be made away with. That

the corporal's vision was no fiction, was evident--the lad was not to be

hurt by mortal man; but although the widow's arsenic had failed, Mr

Vanslyperken, in his superstition, accounted for it on the grounds that

the woman was not the active agent on the occasion, having only prepared

the herring, it not having been received from her hands by Smallbones.

The reader may recollect that, in the last interview between

Vanslyperken and his mother, the latter had thrown out hints that if she

took Smallbones in hand he would not have such miraculous escapes as he

had had, as, in all she undertook, she did her business thoroughly.

Bearing this in mind, Mr Vanslyperken went to pour forth his sorrows,

and to obtain the assistance of his much-to-be-respected and venerable

mother.

"Well, child, what is it--is it money you bring?" cried the old woman,

when Vanslyperken entered the room.

"No, mother," replied Vanslyperken, throwing himself on the only chair

in the room, except the one with the legs cut off half-way up, upon

which his mother was accustomed to rock herself before the grate.

"No, mother; but I have brought something--and I come to you for advice

and assistance."

"Brought no money--yet brought something!--well, child, what have you

brought?"

"This!" exclaimed Vanslyperken, throwing the dog's tail down upon the

table.

"This!" repeated the old beldame, lifting up the tail, and examining it

as well as she could, as the vibration of her palsied members were

communicated to the article--"and pray, child, what is this?"

"Are you blind, old woman," replied Vanslyperken in wrath, "not to

perceive that it is my poor dog's tail?"

"Blind old woman! and dog's tail, eh! Blind old woman, eh! Mr

Cornelius, you dare to call me a blind old woman, and to bring here the

mangy tail of a dog--and to lay it on my table! Is this your duty,

sirrah? How dare you take such liberties? There, sir," cried the hag

in a rage, catching hold of the tail, and sending it flying out of the

casement, which was open--"there, sir--and now you may follow your tail.

D'ye hear?--leave the room instantly, or I'll cleave your craven skull.

Blind old woman, forsooth--undutiful child--"

Vanslyperken, in spite of his mother's indignation, could not prevent

his eyes from following the tail of his dog, as it sailed through the

ambient air surrounding the half-way houses, and was glad to observe it

landed among some cabbage-leaves thrown into the road, without

attracting notice. Satisfied that he should regain his treasure when he

quitted the house, he now turned round to deprecate his mother's wrath,

who had not yet completed the sentence which we have quoted above.

"I supplicate your pardon, my dear mother," said Vanslyperken, who felt

that in her present humour he was not likely to gain the point with her

that he had in contemplation. "I was so vexed--so irritated--that I

knew not what I was saying."

"Blind old woman, indeed!" repeated the beldame.

"I again beg you to forgive me, dearest mother," continued Vanslyperken.

"All about a dog's tail cut off. Better off than on--so much the less

mange on the snarling cur."

This was touching up Vanslyperken on the raw; but he had a great object

in view, and he restrained his feelings.

"I was wrong, mother--very wrong--but I have done all I can, I have

begged your pardon. I came here for your advice and assistance."

"What advice or assistance can you expect from a blind old woman?"

retorted the old hag. "And what advice or assistance does so undutiful

a child deserve?"

It was some time before the ruffled temper of the beldame could be

appeased: at last, Vanslyperken succeeded. He then entered into a

detail of all that had passed, and concluded by observing, "that as

Smallbones was not to be injured by mortal man, he had come to her for

assistance."

"That is to say--you have come to me to ask me to knock the lad's brains

out--to take away his life--to murder him, in fact. Say, Cornelius, is

it not so?"

"It is exactly so, my dearest mother. I know your courage--your--"

"Yes, yes, I understand all that: but, now hear me, child. There are

deeds which are done, and which I have done, but those deeds are only

done upon strong impulses. Murder is one; but people murder for two

reasons only--for revenge and for gold. People don't do such acts as

are to torture their minds here, and perhaps be punished hereafter--that

is, if there be one, child. I say, people don't do such deeds as these,

merely because a graceless son comes to them, and says, `If you please,

mother.' Do you understand that, child? I've blood enough on my hands

already--good blood, too--they are not defiled with the scum of a parish

boy, nor shall they be, without--"

"Without what, mother?"

"Have I not told you, Cornelius, that there are but two great

excitements--revenge and gold? I have no revenge against the lad. If

you have--if you consider that a dog's tail demands a human victim--well

and good--do the deed yourself."

"I would," cried Vanslyperken, "but I have tried in vain. It must be

done by woman."

"Then hear me, Cornelius; if it must be done by woman, you must find a

woman to do it, and you must pay her for the deed. Murder is at a high

price. You apply to me--I am content to do the deed; but I must have

gold--and plenty too."

Vanslyperken paused before he replied. The old woman had charge of all

his money--she was on the verge of the grave--for what could she require

his gold?--could she be so foolish?--it was insanity. Vanslyperken was

right--it was insanity, for avarice is no better.

"Do you mean, mother," replied Vanslyperken, "that you want gold from

me?"

"From whom else?" demanded the old woman, sharply.

"Take it, then, mother--take as many pieces as you please."

"I must have all that there is in that chest, Cornelius."

"All, mother?"

"Yes, all; and what is it, after all? What price is too high for blood

which calls for retribution? Besides, Cornelius, it must be all yours

again when I die; but I shall not die yet--no, no."

"Well, mother," replied Vanslyperken, "if it must be so, it shall all be

yours--not that I can see what difference it makes, whether it is called

yours or mine."

"Then why not give it freely? Why do you hesitate to give to your poor

old mother what may be again yours before the leaf again falls? Ask

yourself why, Cornelius, and then you have my answer. The gold is here

in my charge, but it is not _my_ gold--it is yours. You little think

how often I've laid in bed and longed that it was all _mine_. Then I

would count it--count it again and again--watch over it, not as I do

now, as a mere deposit in my charge, but as a mother would watch and

smile upon her first-born child. There is a talisman in that word

_mine_, that not approaching _death_ can wean from _life_. It is our

natures, child--say, then, is all that gold _mine_?"

Vanslyperken paused; he also felt the magic of the word; and although it

was but a nominal and temporary divestment of the property, even that

gave him a severe struggle; but his avarice was overcome by his feelings

of revenge, and he answered solemnly, "As I hope for revenge, mother,

all that gold is _yours_, provided that you do the deed."

Here the old hag burst into a sort of shrieking laugh. "Send him here

child;" and the almost unearthly cachinnation was continued--"send him

here, child--I can't go to seek him--and it is done--only bring him

here."

So soon as this compact had been completed, Vanslyperken and his mother

had a consultation; and it was agreed, that it would be advisable not to

attempt the deed until the day before the cutter sailed, as it would

remove all suspicion, and be supposed that the boy had deserted. This

arrangement having been made, Vanslyperken made rather a hasty retreat.

The fact was, that he was anxious to recover the fragment of Snarleyyow

which his mother had so contemptuously thrown out of the casement.

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