Vanslyperken was awakened three hours after he had fallen asleep by the
noise of the buckets washing the decks. He heard the men talking on
deck, and aware that no one knew that he was on board, he rose from his
bed, and opened one of the sliding sashes of the skylight, that he might
overhear the conversation. The first words he heard were from Bill
Spurey.
"I say, Coble, I wonder what the skipper will say when he comes on
board, and finds that the dog is gone?"
"Hoh! hoh!" thought Vanslyperken.
"I ar'n't convinced that he is gone yet," replied Coble.
"Smallbones swears that he's settled this time," replied Spurey.
"So he did before," replied Coble.
"Smallbones again," thought Vanslyperken. "I'll--Smallbones him, if I
hang for it."
"Why, he says he buried him two feet deep."
"Ay, ay; but what's the use of burying an animal who's not a human
creature? For my part I say this, that the imp belongs to his master,
and is bound to serve him as long as his master lives. When he dies,
the dog may be killed, and then--"
"Then what?"
"Why, with the blessing of God, they'll both go to hell together, and I
don't care how soon."
"Kill me, you old villain!" muttered Vanslyperken, grinding his teeth.
"Well, any how, if the dog be not made away with, no more be Smallbones.
He ar'n't afeard of the devil himself."
"No, not he; I'm of opinion Smallbones wa'n't sent here for nothing."
"He's escaped him twice, at all events."
"Then they know it," thought Vanslyperken, turning pale.
"Ay, and I will take you any bet you please, that the skipper never
takes that boy's life. He's charmed, or I am a gudgeon."
Vanslyperken felt that it was his own suspicion, and he trembled at the
idea of the lad being supernatural.
"Out of the way, Coble, or I'll fill your shoes," cried out one of the
men, slashing a bucket of water.
"That's not quite so easy, 'cause I've got boots on," replied Coble.
"However, I'll take up another berth."
The men walked away, and Vanslyperken could hear no more; but he had
heard quite enough. The life of the dog had been attempted by
Smallbones, it was evident. Mr Vanslyperken, after a little agitation,
rang the bell.
"By all that's blue, the skipper's on board!" exclaimed the men on deck.
"When the devil did he come?"
"Not in my watch, at all events," replied Coble. "Did he come in yours,
Short?"
"No," replied Short.
"Then it must have been in the corporal's."
"The corporal never called me, nor was he on deck," replied Coble.
"I've a notion he never kept his watch."
The ring at the bell particularly concerned two people, the two
culprits, Smallbones and Corporal Van Spitter.
The latter made his appearance; but previous to his answering the bell,
Mr Vanslyperken had time to reflect. "So they think my dog is
supernatural," said he; "so much the better. I'll make them believe it
still more." Mr Vanslyperken called the dog, and pointed to his bed.
The dog, who was fond of a warm berth, and but seldom allowed to get on
the bed, immediately jumped up into it when invited, and Mr
Vanslyperken patted him, and covered him up with the bedclothes. He
then drew the curtains of the bed, and waited to see who would answer
the bell. Corporal Van Spitter made his appearance.
"Corporal, I came on board very late, where have you put the dog? Bring
him into the cabin."
Here the corporal, who was prepared, shook his head, smoothed down the
hair of his forehead, and made a very melancholy face.
"It was all my fault, Mynheer Vanslyperken; yet I do for the best, but
te tog be lost."
"How is that, corporal?"
The corporal then stated that he had taken the precaution to take the
dog on shore, as he was afraid to leave it on board when he went to the
washerwoman's, and that he was not long there, but while he was, the dog
disappeared. He had looked everywhere, but could not find it.
"You took Smallbones with you?" said Vanslyperken.
"Yes, mynheer, to carry de linen."
"And where was he when you were at the washer-woman's."
"He was here and dere."
"I know that it was he who killed and buried the dog, corporal."
Corporal Van Spitter started; he thought he was discovered.
"Kilt and perryed! mein Gott!" said the corporal, obliged to say
something.
"Yes, I overheard the men say so on deck, corporal. He must have taken
the opportunity when you were in the house counting the linen."
Now the corporal had time to recover himself, and he argued that any
thing was better than that he should be suspected. Smallbones was
already known to have attempted the life of the dog, so he would leave
the lieutenant in his error.
"Mein Gott! he is von damned kill-dog feller," observed the corporal.
"I look everywhere, I no find te tog. Den de tog is dead?"
"Yes," replied Vanslyperken, "but I'll punish the scoundrel, depend upon
it. That will do, corporal; you may go."
As Snarleyyow remained perfectly quiet during this conversation, we must
give Vanslyperken great credit for his manoeuvre. The corporal went to
Smallbones, and repeated what had passed. Smallbones snapped his
fingers.
"He may keel-haul, or hang me, for all I care. The dog is dead. Never
fear, corporal, I won't peach upon you. I'm game, and I'll die so--if
so be I must."
Vanslyperken sent for Smallbones. Smallbones, who was worked up to the
highest state of excitement, came in boldly.
"So you villain, you've killed my dog, and buried it."
"No, I ar'n't," replied Smallbones. "I knows nothing about your dog,
sir."
"Why, the men on deck said so, you scoundrel--I heard them."
"I don't care what the men say; I never killed your dog, sir."
"You rascal, I'll have your life!" exclaimed Vanslyperken. Smallbones
grinned diabolically, and Vanslyperken, who remembered all that the men
had said in confirmation of his own opinion relative to Smallbones,
turned pale, Smallbones, on his part, aware from Corporal Van Spitter
that the lieutenant had such an idea, immediately took advantage of the
signs in the lieutenant's countenance, and drawled out,--"That's--not--
so--easy!"
Vanslyperken turned away. "You may go now, sir, but depend upon it you
shall feel my vengeance!" and Smallbones quitted the cabin.
Vanslyperken finished his toilet, and then turned the dog out of the
bed.
He went on deck, and after he had walked a little while sent for
Corporal Van Spitter to consult as to the best method of ascertaining
what had become of Snarleyyow. Having entered apparently very earnestly
into the corporal's arrangements, who was to go on shore immediately, he
desired the corporal to see his breakfast got ready in the cabin.
It so happened, that the corporal went into the cabin, followed by
Smallbones: the first object that met his view, was Snarleyyow, sitting
upon the chest, scratching his ragged ear as if nothing had happened.
"Gott in himmel!" roared the corporal, turning back, and running out of
the cabin, upsetting Smallbones, whom he met in the passage, and
trotting, like an elephant, right over him. Nor was Smallbones the only
one who suffered; two marines and three seamen were successively floored
by the corporal, who, blinded with fear, never stopped till he ran his
head butt against the lining in the fore peak of the cutter, which, with
the timbers of the vessel, brought him up, not all standing, in one
sense of the word, for in his mad career his head was dashed so
violently against them, that the poor corporal fell down, stunned to
insensibility.
In the meantime Smallbones had gained his feet, and was rubbing his
ribs, to ascertain if they were all whole. "Well, I'm sure," said he,
"if I ain't flattened for all the world like a pancake, with that 'ere
corporal's weight. One may as well have a broad-wheel waggon at once go
over one's body; but what could make him come for to go to run away
bellowing in that odd manner? He must have seen the devil; or,
perhaps," thought Smallbones, "that imp of the devil, Snarleyyow. I'll
go and see what it was, anyhow."
Smallbones, rubbing his abdomen, where the corporal had trod hardest,
walked into the cabin, where he beheld the dog. He stood with his mouth
wide open.
"I defy the devil and all his works," exclaimed he, at last, "and you be
one of his, that's sartin. I fear God, and I honour the king, and the
parish taught me to read the Bible. There you be resurrectioned up
again. Well, it's no use, I suppose. Satan, I defy you, anyhow; but
it's very hard that a good Christian should have to get the breakfast
ready, of which you'll eat one half: I don't see why I'm to wait upon
the devil or his imps."
Then Smallbones stopped, and thought a little. "I wonder whether he
bee'd dead, as I thought. Master came on board last night without no
one knowing nothing about it, and he might have brought the dog with
him, if so be he came to again. I won't believe that he's haltogether
not to be made away with, for how come his eye out? Well, I don't care,
I'm a good Christian, and may I be swamped if I don't try what he's made
of yet! First time we cut's up beef, I'll try and chop your tail,
anyhow, that I will, if I am hung for it."
Smallbones regained his determination. He set about laying the things
for breakfast, and when they were ready he went up to the quarter-deck,
reporting the same to Mr Vanslyperken, who had expected to see him
frightened out of his wits, and concluding his speech by saying, "If you
please, sir, the dog be in the cabin, all right; I said as how I never
kilt your dog, nor buried him neither."
"The dog in the cabin!" exclaimed Mr Vanslyperken, with apparent
astonishment. "Why, how the devil could he have come there?"
"He cummed off, I suppose, sir, same way as you did, without nobody
knowing nothing about it," drawled out Smallbones, who then walked away.
In the meantime the corporal had been picked up, and the men were
attempting to recover him. Smallbones went forward to see what had
become of him, and learnt how it was that he was insensible.
"Well, then," thought Smallbones, "it may have been all the same with
the dog, and I believe there's humbug in it; for if the dog had made his
appearance, as master pretends he did, all of a sudden, he'd a been more
frightened than me."
So reasoned Smallbones, and he reasoned well. In the meantime the
corporal opened his eyes, and gradually returned to his senses, and
then, for the first time, the ship's company, who were all down at their
breakfast, demanded of Smallbones the reason of the corporal's conduct.
"Why," replied Smallbones, "because that 'ere beast, Snarleyyow, be come
back again, all alive, a'ter being dead and buried--he's in the cabin
now--that's all."
"That's all!" exclaimed one. "All!" cried another. "The devil!" said a
third.
"I said as how it would be," said Obadiah Coble--"that dog is no dog, as
sure as I sit here."
The return of the dog certainly had a strong effect upon the whole of
the ship's company. The corporal swore that he was not in the cabin,
and that Mr Vanslyperken had arranged for his going on shore to look
for him, when all of a sudden the dog made his appearance, no one knew
how. Smallbones found himself so much in the minority, that he said
nothing. It was perfect heresy not to believe that the dog was sent
from the lower regions; and as for any further attempts to destroy it,
it was considered as perfect insanity.
But this renewed attempt on the part of Smallbones, for Vanslyperken was
convinced that an attempt had been made, although it had not been
successful, again excited the feelings of Mr Vanslyperken against the
lad, and he resolved somehow or another to retaliate. His anger
overcame his awe, and he was reckless in his desire of vengeance. There
was not the least suspicion of treachery on the part of Corporal Van
Spitter in the heart of Mr Vanslyperken, and the corporal played his
double part so well, that, if possible, he was now higher in favour than
ever.
After a day or two, during which Mr Vanslyperken remained on board, he
sent for the corporal, determining to sound him as to whether he would
make any attempts upon Smallbones; for to such a height had
Vanslyperken's enmity arrived, that he now resolved to part with some of
his darling money, to tempt the corporal, rather than not get rid of the
lad. After many hints thrown out, but not taken by the wily corporal,
who was resolved that Vanslyperken should speak plainly, the deed and
the reward of ten guineas were openly proclaimed, and Vanslyperken
waited for the corporal's reply.
"Mein Gott, Mynheer Vanslyperken! suppose it was possible, I not take
your money, I do it wid pleasure; but, sir, it not possible."
"Not possible!" exclaimed Vanslyperken.
"No, mynheer," replied the corporal; "I not tell you all, tousand
tyfils, I not tell you all;" and here the corporal put his hand to his
forehead and was silent, much to Vanslyperken's amazement. But the fact
was, that Corporal Van Spitter was thinking what he possibly could say.
At last, a brilliant thought struck him--he narrated to the lieutenant
how he had seen the ghost of Smallbones, as he thought, when he was
floating about, adrift on the Zuyder Zee--described with great force his
horror at the time of the appearance of the supernatural object, and
tailed on to what he believed to be true, that which he knew to be
false, to wit, that the apparition had cried out to him, that "_he was
not to be hurt by mortal men_."
"Gott in himmel," finished the corporal, "I never was so frightened in
my life. I see him now, as plain as I see you, mynheer. Twenty tousand
tyfils, but the voice was like de tunder--and his eye like de
lightning--I fell back in one swoon. Ah, mein Gott, mein Gott!"
So well did the corporal play his part, that Vanslyperken became quite
terrified; the candle appeared to burn dim, and he dared not move to
snuff it. He could not but credit the corporal, for there was an
earnestness of description, and a vividness of colouring, which could
not have been invented; besides, was not the corporal his earnest and
only friend? "Corporal," said Vanslyperken, "perhaps you'll like a
glass of scheedam; there's some in the cupboard."
This was very kind of Mr Vanslyperken, but he wanted one himself, much
more than the corporal. The corporal produced the bottle and the glass,
poured it out, made his military salute, and tossed it off.
"Give me another glass, corporal," said Vanslyperken, in a tremulous
tone. The lieutenant took one, two, three glasses, one after another,
to recover himself.
The corporal had really frightened him. He was convinced that
Smallbones had a charmed life. Did he not float to the Nab buoy and
back again?--did not a pistol ball pass through him without injury?
Vanslyperken shuddered; he took a fresh glass, and then handed the
bottle to the corporal, who helped himself, saluted, and the liquor
again disappeared in a moment.
Dutch courage is proverbial, although a libel upon one of the bravest of
nations. Vanslyperken now felt it, and again he commenced with the
corporal. "What were the words?" inquired he.
"Dat he was not to be hurt by mortal man, mynheer. I can take mine
piple oath of it," replied the corporal.
"Damnation!" cried Vanslyperken; "but stop--mortal man--perhaps he may
be hurt by woman."
"Dat is quite anoder ting, mynheer."
"He shan't escape if I can help it," retorted Vanslyperken. "I must
think about it." Vanslyperken poured out another glass of scheedam, and
pushed the stone bottle to the corporal, who helped himself without
ceremony. Mr Vanslyperken was now about two thirds drunk, for he was
not used to such a quantity of spirits.
"Now, if I had only been friends with that--that--hell fire Moggy
Salisbury," thought Vanslyperken, speaking aloud to himself.
"Mein Gott, yes, mynheer," replied the corporal.
Vanslyperken took another glass--spilling a great deal on the table as
he poured it out; he then covered his eyes with his hand, as if in
thought. Thereupon the corporal filled without being asked; and, as he
perceived that his superior remained in the same position, and did not
observe him, he helped himself to a second glass, and then waited till
Vanslyperken should speak again; but the liquor had overpowered him, and
he spoke no more.
The corporal, after a few minutes, went up to his superior; he touched
him on the shoulder, saying, "Mynheer," but he obtained no reply. On
the contrary, the slight touch made Mr Vanslyperken fall forward on the
table. He was quite insensible.
So the corporal took him up in his arms, laid him in his bed, then
taking possession of the lieutenant's chair, for he was tired of
standing so long, he set to work to empty the bottle, which, being large
and full at the time that it was produced from the cupboard, took some
time, and before it was accomplished, the Corporal Van Spitter had
fallen fast asleep in the chair. Shortly afterwards the candle burnt
out, and the cabin was in darkness.
It was about three o'clock in the morning when Mr Vanslyperken began to
recover his senses, and as his recollection returned, so were his ears
met with a stupendous roaring and unusual noise. It was, to his
imagination, unearthly, for he had been troubled with wild dreams about
Smallbones, and his appearance to the corporal. It sounded like
thunder, and Mr Vanslyperken thought that he could plainly make out,
"_Mortal man! Mortal man_!" and, at times, the other words of the
supernatural intimation to the corporal. The mortal man was drawn out
in lengthened cadence, and in a manner truly horrible. Vanslyperken
called out, "Mor--tal--man," was the reply.
Again Vanslyperken almost shrieked in a perspiration of fear. The sound
now ceased; but it was followed up by a noise like the rattling of
glasses, tumbling about of the chairs and table, and Vanslyperken buried
his face under the clothes. Then the door, which had been shut, was
heard by him to slam like thunder; and then Snarleyyow barked loud and
deep. "Oh! God forgive me!" cried the terrified lieutenant. "Our
Father--which art in heaven--save me--save me!"
Shortly afterwards the corporal made his appearance with a light, and
inquired if Mr Vanslyperken had called. He found him reeking with
perspiration, and half dead with fear. In broken words he stated how he
had been visited, and how the same intimation that no mortal man could
hurt Smallbones had been rung into his ears.
"It was only one dream, Mynheer Vanslyperken," observed the corporal.
"No--it was no dream," replied Vanslyperken. "Stay in the cabin, good
corporal."
"Yes, mynheer," replied the corporal, drawing the curtains of the bed;
and then quietly picking up the various articles on the floor, the table
and chairs which had been overturned.
Alas! fear is the mate of guilt. All this horrible visitation was
simply that Mr Vanslyperken had heard the corporal's tremendous
snoring, as he slept in the chair, and which his imagination had turned
into the words, "Mortal man." The first exclamation of Mr Vanslyperken
had awoke the corporal, who, aware of the impropriety of his situation,
had attempted to retreat; in so doing he had overturned the table and
chairs, with the bottles and glasses upon them.
Fearful of discovery upon this unexpected noise, he had hastened out of
the cabin, slammed the door, and waked up Snarleyyow; but he knew, from
the exclamations of Vanslyperken, that the lieutenant was frightened out
of his wits: so he very boldly returned with a candle to ascertain the
result of the disturbance, and was delighted to find that the lieutenant
was still under the delusion.
So soon as he had replaced everything, the corporal took a chair, and
finding that he had fortunately put the cork into the stone bottle
before he fell asleep, and that there was still one or two glasses in
it, he drank them off, and waited patiently for daylight. By this time
Vanslyperken was again asleep and snoring; so the corporal took away all
the broken fragments, put the things in order, and left the cabin.
When Vanslyperken awoke and rang his bell, Smallbones entered.
Vanslyperken got up, and finding the cabin as it was left the night
before, was more than ever persuaded that he had been supernaturally
visited. Fear made him quite civil to the lad, whose life he now
considered, as the ship's company did that of the dog's, it was quite
useless for him, at least, to attempt, and thus ends this chapter of
horrors.