IN WHICH SMALLBONES IS SENT TO LOOK AFTER A POT OF BLACK PAINT.

We must now return to the cutter, which still remains at anchor off the

Point in Portsmouth harbour. It is a dark, murky, blowing day, with

gusts of rain, and thick fog. Mr Vanslyperken is more than usually

displeased, for, as he had to wait for the new boat which he had

demanded, he thought this a good opportunity of enlivening the bends of

the Yungfrau with a little black paint--not before it was required, most

certainly, for she was as rusty in appearance as if she had been built

of old iron. But paint fetched money; and as Mr Vanslyperken always

sold his, it was like parting with so much of his own property, when he

ordered up the paint-pots and brushes. Now the operation of beautifying

the Yungfrau had been commenced the day before, and the unexpected

change in the weather during the night had washed off the greater

portion of the paint, and there was not only all the trouble, but all

the expense, to be incurred again. No wonder that Mr Vanslyperken was

in a bad humour--not only in a bad humour, but in the very worst of

humours. He had made up his mind to go on shore to see his mother, and

was pacing the quarter-deck in his great coat, with his umbrella under

his arm, all ready to be unfurled as soon as he was on shore. He was

just about to order his boat to be manned: Mr Vanslyperken looked up at

the weather--the fog was still thick, and the rain fell. You could not

even make out the houses on the Point. The wind had gone down

considerably. Mr Vanslyperken looked over the gunwale--the damage was

even greater than he thought. He looked over the stern, there was the

stage still hanging where the painters had been standing or sitting,

and, what was too bad, there was a pot of paint, with the brush in it,

half full of rain-water, which some negligent person had left there.

Mr Vanslyperken turned forward to call somebody to take the paint

below, but the decks were empty, and it was growing dark. A sudden

thought, instigated no doubt by the devil, filled the brain of Mr

Vanslyperken. It was a glorious, golden opportunity, not to be lost.

He walked forward, and went down into his cabin again, where he found

Smallbones helping himself to biscuit, for the lad was hungry, as well

he might be; but on this occasion Mr Vanslyperken took no notice.

"Smallbones," said he, "one of the men has left his paint-pot on the

stage, under the stern: go and bring it in immediately."

"Yes, sir," replied Smallbones, surprised at the unusually quiet style

of his master's address to him.

Smallbones ran up the ladder, went aft, and slid down by the rope which

held the plank used as a stage by the painters. Mr Vanslyperken seized

his carving-knife, and following softly on deck, went aft. He took a

hurried look forward--there was no one on deck. For a moment he

hesitated at the crime: he observed the starboard rope shake, for

Smallbones was just about to shin up again. The devil prevailed. Mr

Vanslyperken sawed through the rope, heard the splash of the lad in the

water, and, frightened at his own guilt, ran down below, and gained his

cabin. There he seated himself, trembling like an aspen leaf. It was

the first time that he had been a _murderer_. He was pale as ashes. He

felt sick, and he staggered to his cupboard, poured out a tumbler of

scheedam, and drank it off at a draught. This recovered him, and he

again felt brave. He returned on deck, and ordered his boat to be

manned, which was presently done. Mr Vanslyperken would have given the

world to have gone aft, and to have looked over the stern, but he dared

not; so, pushing the men into the boat, he slipped in, and was pulled on

shore. Without giving any directions to the men he stepped out, and

felt a relief when he found himself on _terra firma_. He walked away as

fast as he could--he felt that he could not walk fast enough--he was

anxious to arrive at his mother's. The rain fell fast, but he thought

not of his umbrella: it remained under his arm: and Mr Vanslyperken, as

if he were chased by a fiend, pushed on through the fog and rain; he

wanted to meet a congenial soul, one who would encourage, console him,

ridicule his fears, and applaud the deed which he would just then have

given the world to have recalled.

Where could he seek one more fitted to his purpose than his mother? The

door of the house where she lodged was common to many, and therefore

opened with a latch, he went in and up-stairs, tried the door of his

mother's room, and found it fastened within. He knocked, heard the

grumbling of the old woman at her being obliged to rise from her chair:

she opened the door, and Vanslyperken, as soon as he was in, slammed it

to, and, exhausted with his emotions, fell back in a chair.

"Hey-day! and what's the matter now?" cried the old woman, in Dutch;

"one would think that you had been waylaid, robbed, and almost

murdered."

"Murdered!" stammered Vanslyperken; "yes--it was murder."

"What was murder, my child?" replied the old woman reseating herself.

"Did I say murder, mother?" said Vanslyperken, wiping the blended rain

and perspiration from his brow with a cotton handkerchief.

"Yes, you did, Cornelius Vanslyperken; not that I believe a craven like

you would ever attempt such a thing."

"But I have, mother. I have done the deed," replied Vanslyperken.

"You have!" cried his mother; "then at last you have done something, and

I shall respect you. Come, come, child, cheer up, and tell me all about

it. There is a slight twinge the first time--but the second is nothing.

Did you get gold? Heh, my son, plenty of gold?"

"Gold! no, no--I got nothing--indeed, I lost by it--lost a pot full of

black paint--but never mind that. He's gone," replied Vanslyperken,

recovering himself fast.

"Who is gone?"

"The lad, Smallbones."

"Pish!" replied the old woman, rocking her chair. "Ay, well, never

mind--it was for revenge, then--that's sweet--very sweet. Now,

Cornelius, tell me all about it."

Vanslyperken, encouraged by the sympathy, if we may use the term, shown

by his mother, narrated what he had done.

"Well, well, child, 'tis a beginning," replied the old woman, "and I'll

not call you craven again."

"I must go back," said Vanslyperken, starting up from his chair.

"Go, child, it is late--and dream over it. Vengeance is sweet, even in

sleep. I have had mine--and for years have I dwelt on it--and shall for

years to come. I shall not die yet--no, no."

Vanslyperken quitted the house; the weather had cleared up, the breeze

was fresh and piercing, and the stars twinkled every now and then, as

the wild scud which flew across the heavens admitted them to view.

Vanslyperken walked fast--he started at the least sound--he hurried by

every one whom he met, as if fearful to be recognised--he felt relieved

when he had gained the streets of Portsmouth, and he at last arrived at

the Point; but there was no cutter's boat, for he had given no orders.

He was therefore obliged to hire one to go on board. The old man whom

he engaged shoved into the stream; the tide was running in rapidly.

"A cold night, sir," observed the man.

"Yes," replied Vanslyperken, mechanically.

"And a strong tide, with the wind to back it. He'd have but a poor

chance who fell overboard such a night as this. The strongest swimmer,

without help, would be soon in eternity."

Vanslyperken shuddered. Where was Smallbones at this moment? and then,

the mention of eternity!

"Silence, man, silence!" said Vanslyperken.

"Hope no offence, Mr Lieutenant," replied the man, who knew who his

fare was.

The boat pulled alongside of the Yungfrau, and Vanslyperken paid his

unusual fare, and stepped on the deck. He went down below, and had the

precaution to summon Smallbones to bring lights aft. The word was

passed along the lower deck, and Vanslyperken sat down in the dark,

awaiting the report that Smallbones could not be found.

Snarleyyow went up to his master, and rubbed his cold nose against his

hand, and then, for the first time, it occurred to Vanslyperken, that in

his hurry to leave the vessel he had left the dog to the mercy of his

enemies. During the time that Vanslyperken waited for the report of the

lights, he passed over in his mind the untoward events which had taken

place--the loss of the widow's good-will, the loss of Corporal Van

Spitter, who was adrift in the Zuyder Zee, the loss of five thousand

pounds through the dog, and strange to say, what vexed him more, the

loss of the dog's eye; and when he thought of all these things, his

heart was elated, and he rejoiced in the death of Smallbones, and no

longer felt any compunction. But a light is coming aft, and

Vanslyperken is waiting the anticipated report. It is a solitary

purser's dip, as they are termed at sea, emitting but feeble rays; and

Vanslyperken's eyes are directed to the door of the cabin to see who

carries it. To his horror, his dismay, it is brought in by the drowned

Smallbones, who, with a cadaverous, and, as he supposes, unearthly face

and vacant look, drawls out, "It's a-blowed out twice, sir, with the

wind."

Vanslyperken started up, with his eyes glaring and fixed. There could

be no mistake. It was the apparition of the murdered lad, and he fell

back in a state of unconsciousness.

"You've a-got it this time," said Smallbones, chuckling as he bent over

the body of the lieutenant with his purser's dip, and perceived that he

was in a state of insensibility.

Had Mr Vanslyperken had the courage to look over the stern of the

cutter when he re-ascended on the deck, he would have discovered

Smallbones hanging on by the rudder chains; for had the fog not been so

thick, Mr Vanslyperken would have perceived that at the time that he

cut Smallbones adrift it was slack water, and the cutter was lying

across the harbour. Smallbones was not, therefore, carried away by the

tide, but being a very fair swimmer, had gained the rudder chains

without difficulty; but at the time that Smallbones was climbing up

again by the rope, he had perceived the blade of a carving knife working

at the rope, and was assured that Vanslyperken was attempting his life.

When he gained the rudder chains, he held, on. At first he thought of

calling for assistance; but hearing Vanslyperken order his boat to be

manned, the lad then resolved to wait a little longer, and allow his

master to think that he was drowned. The result was as Smallbones

intended. As soon as the lad saw the boat was out of hearing he called

out most lustily, and was heard by those on board, and rescued from his

cold immersion. He answered no questions which were put to him till he

had changed his clothing and recovered himself, and then with great

prudence summoned a council, composed of Short, Coble, and Jemmy Ducks,

to whom he narrated what had taken place. A long consultation

succeeded; and at last it was agreed that Smallbones should make his

appearance as he did, and future arrangements to be taken according to

circumstances.

As soon as Smallbones had ascertained the situation of his master, he

went forward and reported it to Dick Short, who with Coble came aft in

the cabin. Short looked at Vanslyperken.

"Conscience," said Short.

"And a damned bad un, too," replied Coble, hitching up his trousers.

"What's to be done, Short?"

"Nothing," replied Short.

"Just my idea," replied Coble; "let him come to if he pleases, or die

and be damned. Who cares?"

"Nobody," replied Short.

"My eyes, but he must have been frightened," said Smallbones; "for he

has left the key in the cupboard. I'll see what's in it for once and

away."

Snarleyyow, when Smallbones opened the cupboard, appeared to have an

intuitive idea that he was trespassing, so he walked out growling from

under the table: Short saluted him with a kick in the ribs, which tossed

him under the feet of Coble who gave him a second with his fisherman's

boots, and the dog howled, and ran out of the cabin. O, Mr

Vanslyperken! see what your favourite was brought to, because you did

not come to.

At this time Smallbones had his nose in the stone jar of scheedam--the

olfactory examination was favourable, so he put his mouth to it--the

labial essay still more so, so he took down a wine-glass, and, without

any ceremony, filled a bumper, and handed it to Coble.

"We'll drink to his recovery," said Obadiah, tossing off the contents.

"Yes," replied Short, who waited till the glass was refilled, and did

the same.

"Here's bad luck to him in his own good stuff," said Smallbones, tossing

off a third glass, and, filling it again, he handed it to Coble.

"Here's reformation to him," said Coble, draining the glass again.

"Yes," replied Short, taking the replenished vessel.

"Here's damn to him and his dog for ever and ever, Amen," cried

Smallbones, tippling off his second allowance.

"Who's there?" said Vanslyperken in a faint voice, opening his eyes with

a vacant look.

Smallbones replaced the bottle in the cupboard, and replied, "It's only

Smallbones, sir, and the mates, come to help you."

"Smallbones!" said Vanslyperken, still wandering. "Smallbones is

drowned--and the whole pot of black paint."

"Conscience," said Short.

"Carving-knife," rejoined Coble.

"Carving-knife!" said Vanslyperken, raising himself up; "I never said a

word about a carving-knife, did I? Who is it that I see? Short--and

Coble--help me up. I've had a sad fall. Where's Smallbones? Is he

alive--really alive?"

"I believe as how I bees," replied Smallbones.

Mr Vanslyperken had now recovered his perfect senses. He had been

raised on a chair, and was anxious to be rid of intruders, so he told

Short and Coble that he would now do very well, and they might go; upon

which, without saying a word, they both quitted the cabin.

Mr Vanslyperken collected himself--he wished to know how Smallbones had

been saved but still dared not broach the subject, as it would be

admitting his own guilt.

"What has happened, Smallbones?" said Vanslyperken "I still feel very

faint."

"Take a glass of this," replied Smallbones, opening the cupboard, and

bringing out the scheedam. He poured out a glass, which Vanslyperken

drank, and then observed, "How did you know what was in that cupboard,

sirrah?"

"Because you called for it when you were in your fits," replied

Smallbones.

"Called for scheedam?"

"Yes, sir, and said you had lost the carving-knife."

"Did I?" replied Vanslyperken, afraid that he had committed himself. "I

have been ill, very ill," continued he, putting his hand up to his

forehead. "By-the-bye, Smallbones, did you bring in that pot of paint?"

said Vanslyperken adroitly.

"No, sir, I didn't, because I tumbled overboard, pot and all," replied

Smallbones.

"Tumbled overboard! why, I did not leave the ship till afterwards, and I

heard nothing about it."

"No, sir, how could you?" replied Smallbones, who was all prepared for

this explanation, "when the tide swept me past the saluting battery in a

moment."

"Past the saluting battery!" exclaimed Vanslyperken; "why, how were you

saved?"

"Because, thanks to somebody, I be too light to sink. I went out to the

Nab buoy and a mile ayond it."

"The Nab buoy!" exclaimed Vanslyperken.

"Yes, and ayond it, afore the tide turned, and then I were swept back

again, and came into harbour again, just half an hour afore you come

aboard."

Mr Vanslyperken looked aghast; the lad must have had a charmed life.

Nine miles, at least; out to sea, and nine miles back again.

"It's as true as I stand here, sir," continued Smallbones; "I never were

so cold in all my life, a-floating about like a bit of duck-weed with

the tide, this way and that way."

"As true as you stand here!" repeated Vanslyperken; "but do you stand

here?" and he made a desperate grasp at the lad's arm to ascertain

whether he held substance or shadow.

"Can I do anything more, sir?" continued Smallbones; "for I should like

to turn in--I'm as cold as ice, even now."

"You may go," replied Vanslyperken, whose mind was again becoming

confused at what had passed. For some time the lieutenant sat in his

chair, trying to recollect and reason; but it was in vain--the shocks of

the day had been too great. He threw himself, dressed as he was, upon

his bed--never perceived the absence of his favourite--the candle was

allowed to burn itself to the socket, and Vanslyperken fell off into a

trance-like sleep.

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