ANECDOTES OF IRISH JUDGES.

Baron Monckton—Judge Boyd—Judge Henn—Legal blunder of a judge, and

Curran’s bon-mot thereon—Baron Power—His suicide—Crosby Morgal’s

spirit of emulation—Judge William Johnson—Curious anecdote between him

and the author—Judge Kelly—His character and bon-mots—Lord

Kilwarden—His character—Murder of him and his nephew the Rev. Mr.

Wolfe—Mr. Emmet executed—Memoir of that person—Judge Robert

Johnson—Arrested in Ireland, and tried in London, for a libel written

on Lord Redesdale in Ireland and published by Cobbett—Doubts of the

legality of his lordship’s trial—He is found guilty.

Before, and for some time after, I was called to the bar, the bench was

in several instances very curiously manned as to judges. The uniform

custom had previously been to send over these dignitaries from

England;—partly with a view to protect the property of absentees,[78]

and partly from political considerations: and the individuals thus sent

appeared as if generally selected because they were good for nothing

else. In truth, as the judges of Ireland were not made independent of

the crown until 1784, no English barrister who could earn his bread at

home would accept a precarious office in a strange country, and on a

paltry salary. Such Irishmen, also, as were in those days constituted

puisne judges, were of the inferior class of _practising_ barristers, on

account of the last-mentioned circumstance.

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Footnote 78:

The interest of money in England was only _five_ per cent; in Ireland,

_six_. Moneyed Englishmen, therefore, lent out large sums on Irish

mortgages. Lord Mansfield had vested much money in this way; and as

Irish mortgages, from the confused state of Irish entails at that

time, were generally considered rather _ticklish_ securities, the

Irish judges were sent over from England to _take care_ of that

matter, and were _removable at pleasure_, for the same reason.

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A vulgar idea, most ridiculous in its nature, formerly prevailed in

Ireland, of the _infallibility_ of _judges_.—It existed long before and

at an early period of my observations, and went so far even as to

conceive that an ignorant barrister, whose opinion nobody probably would

ask, or, if obtained, nobody would act upon—should he, by interest,

subserviency, or other fortuitous circumstances, be placed on the

judicial bench, immediately changed his character—all the books in his

library pouring their information into his head! The great seal and the

king’s patent were held to saturate his brain in half an hour with all

that wisdom and learning which he had in vain been trying to get even a

peep at during the former portion of his life; and the mere dicta of the

metamorphosed barrister were set down, by reporters, as the infallible

(but theretofore inexplicable) law of the land; and, as such, handed

round to other judges under the appellation of precedents, entitled to

all possible weight and authority in judicial decisions.

This old doctrine of the infallibility of dicta and precedents, (which

presented, in fact, an accumulation of enigmas and contradictions,) was

at one time carried to great lengths;—I believe partly from a plausible

system of making legal decisions _uniform_, whether right or wrong; and

perhaps partly from the inability of the adopters to make any better

sort of precedent themselves. A complaisance so ridiculous has of late

been much relaxed.[79]

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Footnote 79:

A judge who feels himself bound by old precedents in the teeth of his

own convictions, is much to be pitied. If he decides according to the

said _precedents_, he does wrong with his eyes open. If he decides

_against_ them, he will be considered as deciding against the _settled

law of the land_, and the _Courts of Error_ quickly set the ancient

mistake on its legs again.

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To show the gradual and great improvement of the Irish bench, and the

rapid advance as regards the administration of justice in the law courts

of that country, I will subjoin a few illustrative anecdotes.

Baron Monckton, of the Exchequer (an importation from England), was said

to understand _black_ letter and _red_ wine better than any who had

preceded him in that situation. At all events, being often _vino

deditus_, he on such occasions described the segment of a circle in

making his way to the seat of justice! This learned baron was longer on

the bench than any other I recollect to have heard of; he resided in

Butter-lane, and was held as a _precedent_.

I have in later days enjoyed the intimacy of a very clever well-informed

man, and a sound lawyer, who (like the baron) rather indulged in the

juice of the grape, and whom Lord Clare had made a judge for some

services rendered to himself. The newspapers eulogised this gentleman

very much for his singular _tender-heartedness_, saying, “So great was

the humanity of Judge Boyd, that when he was passing sentence of death

upon any unfortunate criminal, it was observable that his lordship

seldom failed to have ‘_a drop_ in his eye!’” He was, in fact, a humane

though firm-minded man, and understood his trade well. He was tall and

strong, and his face exactly resembled a _scarlet pincushion_ well

_studded_! He was considered to be a slave to the _tender_ passion, and

was called (by no means _mal-apropos_) “_Love in a blaze_!”

I remember a barrister being raised to the Irish bench, who had been

previously well known by the ingenious surname of Counsellor

_Necessity_,—because “necessitas _non legem_ habet:” and certainly, to

do him justice, he was not unworthy of the cognomen.

Old Judge Henn (a very excellent private character) was dreadfully

puzzled on circuit, about 1789, by two pertinacious young barristers

(arguing a civil bill upon some trifling subject) repeatedly haranguing

the court, and each most positively laying down the “law of the case” in

_direct_ opposition to his adversary’s statement thereupon. The judge

listened with great attention until both were tired of stating the law

and contradicting each other, when they unanimously requested his

lordship to _decide_ the point.

“How, gentlemen,” said Judge Henn, “_can_ I settle it between

you?—_You_, sir, positively say the law is _one way_, and _you_ (turning

to the opposite party) as unequivocally affirm that it is the other way.

I wish to God, Billy Harrison, (to his registrar, who sat underneath,) I

knew what the law _really_ was!”

“My lord,” replied Billy Harrison most sententiously, (rising at the

same moment, and casting a despairing glance toward the bench,) “if _I_

knew what the law was, I protest to God I would tell your lordship with

a great deal of pleasure!”

“Then we’ll _save the point_, Billy Harrison!” exclaimed the

judge.—“_What_ point, my lord?” said Billy.

A more modern justice of the Irish King’s Bench, in giving his _dictum_

on a certain will case, absolutely said, “he thought it very clear that

the _testator_ intended to keep a _life interest_ in the estate to

_himself_!” The bar did not laugh outright; but Curran soon rendered

that consequence inevitable. “Very true, my lord,” said he, “very true!

_testators_ generally do secure _life_ interests to themselves. But, in

this case, I rather think your lordship takes the _will_ for the

_deed_!”

The chief judges were, however, generally accomplished men, of

first-rate talent as lawyers; and the chancellors, with few exceptions,

had been learned, able, and dignified; qualities, which Lord Lifford was

the last to unite in an eminent degree.

On the subject of judges, I cannot omit a few anecdotes of a very

different description from the foregoing, totally extra-judicial, which

occurred in my own time.

Baron Power was considered an excellent lawyer, and was altogether one

of the most curious characters I have met in the profession.—He was a

morose, fat fellow, affecting to be genteel: he was very learned, very

rich, and very ostentatious. Unfortunately for himself, Baron Power held

the lucrative office of usher of the Court of Chancery, which was

principally remunerated by fees on monies lodged in that court. Lord

Clare (then chancellor) hated and teazed him, because Power was arrogant

himself, and never would succumb to the arrogance of Fitzgibbon, to whom

in law he was superior. The chancellor had a certain control over the

usher; at least he had a sort of license for abusing him by inuendo, as

an officer of the court, and most unremittingly did he exercise that

license. Baron Power had a large private fortune, and always acted in

office strictly according to the custom of his predecessors; but was

attacked so virulently and pertinaciously by Lord Clare, that having no

redress, it made a deep impression, first on his pride, then on his

mind, and at length on his intellect. Lord Clare followed up his blow,

as was common with him: he made daily attacks on the baron, who chose

rather to break than bend; and who, unable longer to stand this

persecution, determined on a prank of all others the most agreeable to

his adversary!—The baron walked quietly down early one fine morning to

the south wall, which runs into the sea, about two miles from Dublin;

there he very deliberately filled his coat-pockets with pebbles; and

having accomplished that business, as deliberately walked into the

ocean, which received him cordially, but did not retain him long, his

body being thrown ashore with great contempt by the very next tide. His

estates devolved upon his nephews, two of the most respectable men of

their country; and the lord chancellor enjoyed the double gratification

of destroying a baron, and recommending a more submissive usher in his

place; and when all parties were out of mourning, got his own son, the

Honourable Hubert Fitzgibbon (a very nice child at that time), into the

patent. They might have blamed Lord Clare for drowning the baron; but

there is no law human or divine which forbids a man from providing for

his own offspring when he has the opportunity. So, as such or such an

office must exist, if the business is duly performed, it is nothing to

the nation _who_ executes it.

Had the matter ended thus, it might not have been so very remarkable;

but the _precedent_ was too respectable and inviting not to be followed

by persons who had any particular reasons for desiring strangulation; as

a judge drowning himself gave the thing a sort of dignified legal

_éclat_! It so happened, that a Mr. Crosby Morgal, then an attorney

residing in Dublin, (of large dimensions, and with shin bones curved

like the segment of a rainbow,) had, for good and sufficient reasons,

long appeared rather dissatisfied with himself and other people. But as

attorneys were considered much more likely to induce their neighbours to

cut their throats than to execute that office upon themselves, nobody

ever suspected Morgal of any intention to shorten his days in a

voluntary manner.

However, it appeared that the signal success of Baron Power had excited

in the attorney a great ambition to get rid of his sensibilities by a

similar exploit.—In compliance with such his impression, he adopted the

very same preliminaries as the baron had done; walked off by the very

same road, to the very same spot; and, having had the advantage of

knowing, from the coroner’s inquest, that the baron had put pebbles into

his pocket with good effect, adopted likewise this _judicial precedent_,

and committed himself in due form into the hands of Father Neptune, who

took equal care of him as he had done of the baron; and, after having

suffocated him so completely as to defy the exertions of the Humane

Society, sent his body floating ashore, to the full as bloated and

buoyant as Baron Power’s had been. This gentleman was father to a lady

of fortune and some rank, still living, and whose first husband met a

much more disagreeable _finale_, being shot _against_ his will by his

brother candidate at an election. She has herself, however, been

singularly fortunate throughout life.

As a sequel to this little anecdote of Crosby Morgal, it is worth

observing, that, though I do not recollect any of the _attorneys_

immediately following his example, four or five of his _clients_ very

shortly after started from this world of their own accord, to try, as

people then said, if they could any way overtake Crosby, who had left

them no conveniences for staying long behind him.[80]

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Footnote 80:

The Irish attorneys had, I believe, then pretty much the same

reputation and popularity enjoyed by their tribe throughout the United

Kingdom. They have now, in each country, wisely changed their

designation into that of _solicitors_. I recollect one anecdote, which

will, I think, apply pretty well to the major part of that celebrated

profession. Some years ago, a suitor in the Court of Exchequer

complained in person to the chief baron, that he was quite _ruinated_,

and could go on no further! “Then,” said Lord Yelverton, “you had

better leave the matter to be decided by reference.”—“To be sure I

will, my lord,” said the plaintiff: “I’ve been now at law _thirteen_

years, and can’t get on at all! I’m willing, please your lordship, to

leave it all either to one _honest man_ or two _attorneys_, whichever

your lordship pleases.”—“You had better _toss up_, head or harp, for

that,” said Lord Yelverton, laughing. Two attorneys were however

appointed, and, in less than a _year_, reported that “they could not

agree:” both parties then declared, they would leave the matter to a

very honest farmer, a neighbour of theirs. They did so, and, in about

a _week_, came hand-in-hand to the court, thanked his lordship, and

told him their neighbour had settled the whole affair square and

straight to their entire satisfaction! Lord Yelverton used to tell the

anecdote with great glee.

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Mr. William Johnson (the present Judge Johnson) was one of my brother

barristers whose smiles were not always agreeable to me when we went

circuits together. I liked his frowns extremely, because _they_ were

_very sincere_, extremely picturesque, and never niggardly. But as to

smiles, my own had the trouble of mounting up from my heart; he, more

wise, had an assortment ready prepared for the use of his _policy_: in

this particular, therefore, we were not matched.

When my friend William was angry, I was sure he was in earnest, and that

it would not be over too soon: I therefore considered it as a proper,

steady sort of concern. But his paroxysms of good-humour were

occasionally awkward; and I have frequently begged of him to cheer up

our society by getting into a little passion; nay, I have sometimes

taken the liberty of putting him into a slight one myself, to make him

more _agreeable_.

Be it remembered, however, that this was before Mr. William Johnson

became a _judge_; I cannot say what effect an inoculation by Lord

Norbury’s merry temperament may have had upon his constitution. But I

have frequently told him, when I saw him drooping into _placidity_ (he

is not singular on that point), that either physic or wrangling was

indispensable, to keep the bile from stagnation; and I hope my old chum

has not suffered himself to sink into a morbid state of mental

tranquillity.

I always promised to give William Johnson a page or two in my “Historic

Memoirs of Ireland:” some of his friends suggested that he would be more

appropriately introduced into my “Fragments.” As we are now both rather

stricken in years, I will adopt their suggestion without abandoning my

own purpose, and, with the best wishes for his celebrity, bequeath him

in _each_ work to posterity, to make what use they please of, as they

certainly will of both of us, when we cannot help ourselves.

Though divers curious and memorable anecdotes occur to me of my said

friend, Judge William Johnson, I do not conceive that any of them can be

very interesting _out of court_, particularly after he becomes defunct,

which nature has certainly set down as a “motion of course.” One or two,

however, which connect themselves with my egotistical feelings shall not

be omitted. At the same time, I assure him, that I by no means approve

of our late brother Daly’s method of reasoning, who, on speaking rather

indecorously of Mr. William Johnson, in his absence, at the bar-mess on

circuit, was tartly and very properly asked by the present Mr. Justice

Jebb, “Why he would say such things of Mr. Johnson behind his

_back_?”—“Because,” replied Mr. Daly, “I would not _hurt his feelings_

by saying them to his _face_!”

I often reflect on a singular circumstance which occurred between my

friend Johnson and me, as proving the incalculability of what is called

in the world “luck,” which, in my mind, cannot have a better definition

than “The _state-lottery_ of _nature_.” My friend is the son of a

respectable apothecary, formerly of Fishamble-street, Dublin, and was

called to the bar some few years before me; but the world being blind as

to our respective merits, I got immediately into considerable business,

and he, though a much steadier and wiser man, and a much cleverer

lawyer, got none at all.—Prosperity, in short, was beginning fairly to

_deluge_ me; when suddenly I fell ill of a violent fever on circuit,

which nearly ended my career. Under these circumstances, Johnson acted

by me in a kind and friendly manner, and insisted on remaining with me,

which however I would not allow; but I never forgot the proffered

kindness, and determined, if ever it came within my power, to repay this

act of civility (though _then_ involving no great pecuniary sacrifice).

I was restored to health, and my career of good fortune started afresh,

whilst Johnson had still no better luck. He remained assiduous,

friendly, and good-natured to me; but at the same time he drooped, and

told me at Wexford, in a state of despondency, that he was determined to

quit the bar and go into orders. I endeavoured to dissuade him from

this, because I had a presentiment that he would eventually succeed; and

I fairly owned to him that I doubted much if he were _mild_ enough for a

parson, though quite _hot_ enough for a barrister.

About two years after, I was appointed king’s counsel.—My stuff gown had

been, so far, the most fortunate one of our profession, and Johnson’s

the least so. I advised him jocosely to get a new gown; and shortly

after, in the whim of the moment, fancying there might be some seeds of

good luck sticking to the folds of my old stuff after I had quitted it

for a silken robe, I despatched a humorous note to Johnson, together

with the stuff gown, as a mark of my gratitude for his attentions,

begging he would accept it from a friend and well-wisher, and try if

wearing it would be of equal service to him as to me.

He received my jocose gift very pleasantly, and in good part; and,

laughing at my conceit, in the same spirit of whim put on the gown. But,

whatever may become of _prepossessions_, certain it is that from that

day Johnson prospered; his business gradually grew greater and greater;

and, in proportion as it increased, he became what they call in Ireland,

_high enough_ to every body but the attorneys. No doubt he was well able

to do their business; but they never seemed to find it out till he had

got the _lucky gown_ on his back, though he had a “brother, Tom,” of

that cast, a good _bringer_, too.

Thus my friend William Johnson trudged ably on through thick and thin,

but minding his _stepping stone_, till he got to the Parliament House,

into which Lord Castlereagh stuffed him (as he said himself), “to put an

_end to it_.” However, he kept a clear look-out, and now sits in the

place his elder brother Judge Robert had occupied, who was rather

singularly _un_judged for having _Cobbettised_ Lord Redesdale, as will

hereafter appear. I have always considered that Judge Robert Johnson was

treated cruelly and illegally: the precedent has never been followed,

and I hope never will.

Old Mr. Johnson, the father of these two gentlemen, when upward of

sixty, procured a diploma as physician—to make the family _genteeler_.

He was a decent, orderly, good kind of apothecary, and a very

respectable, though somewhat ostentatious doctor; and, above all, an

orthodox, hard-praying Protestant. I was much amused one day after

dinner at Mr. Hobson’s, at Bushy, near Dublin, where the doctor, Curran,

myself, and many others were in company. The doctor delighted in telling

of the successes of his sons, Bob, Bill, Gam, and Tom the attorney, as

he termed them: he was fond of attributing Bob’s advancement rather to

the goodness of God than the Marquess of Downshire; and observed, most

parentally, that he had brought up his boys, from their very childhood,

with “the fear of God always before their eyes.”—“Ah! ’twas a fortunate

circumstance indeed, doctor,” said Curran; “very fortunate indeed, that

you _frightened_ them so early!”

One of the most honourable and humane judges I ever saw upon the Irish

bench was the late Justice Kelly, of the Common Pleas. He acquired

professionally a very large fortune, and died at a great age, beloved

and regretted by every being who had known him. It was he who tried the

cause of Lady M—; and never did I see him chuckle with pleasure and a

proper sense of gallantry more than he did at the verdict in that case.

He was no common man. Numerous anecdotes have been told of him: many

singular ones I myself witnessed; but none which did not do credit to

some just or gentlemanly feeling. He had practised several years in the

West Indies; and studying at the Temple on his return, was in due season

admitted to the Irish bar, to the head of which he rose with universal

approbation.

At the time the Irish insisted on a declaration of their independence

Judge Kelly had attained the high dignity of prime sergeant; a law

office not known in England. In Ireland the prime sergeant was at the

head of his profession, having precedence of the attorney and

solicitor-general. On the government first opposing the declaration of

Irish independence Kelly, from his place in Parliament, declared “he

should consider it rather a disgrace than an honour to wear the prime

sergeant’s gown under a ministry which resisted the rights of his

country!” and immediately sent in his resignation, and retired to the

rank of a private barrister.

Among such a people, and in consequence of such conduct, it is useless

to attempt describing his popularity. Nobody was satisfied who had not

Tom Kelly for his advocate in the courts: no suitor was content who had

not Tom Kelly’s opinion as to title: all purchasers of property must

have Tom Kelly’s sanction for their speculations. In a word, he became

both an oracle and a fortune-teller: his court-bag grew too heavy for

his strength; but he got through every cause gallantly and cheerfully:

he was always prepared; his perseverance never yielded; his arguments

seldom failed; his spirits never flagged. This enviable old man lived

splendidly, yet saved a large fortune. At length, it was found so

unpopular to leave him at the bar, that he was first appointed

solicitor-general, and then mounted on the bench of the Common Pleas,

where having sat many years, he retired to his beautiful country

residence, near Stradbally, Queen’s County, and lived as a country

gentleman in hospitable magnificence. He married three of his daughters

well, pursued his field-sports to his death, and departed this world to

the unanimous regret of all who knew him.

Judge Kelly’s only son, while his father yet lived, turned methodist;

got infatuated among devotees and old women; became a sectarian

preacher! and has by these means contrived, as thoroughly as the

possession of a large fortune will permit him, to bury once more the

family name in that obscurity whence his father had raised it. After

Judge Kelly had assumed the bench the public began to find out that his

legal knowledge had been overrated! his opinions were overruled—his

advice thought scarce worth having—his deductions esteemed illogical:—in

short, he lost altogether the character of an infallible lawyer; but had

the happiness of thinking he had confirmed his reputation for honour,

justice, and integrity. He used to say, laughingly, “So they find out

now that I am not a very stanch lawyer. I am heartily glad they did not

find it out thirty years ago!”

He loved the world; and this was only gratitude, for the world loved

him; and nobody ever yet enjoyed existence with more cheerfulness and

composure. “Egad!” he used to say, “this world is wheeling round and

round quite too fast to please me. For my part, I’d rather be a _young_

shoe-boy than an _old_ judge.” He always most candidly admitted his

legal mistakes. I recollect my friend William Johnson once pressing him

very fiercely to a decision in his favour, and stating as an _argument_

(in his usual peremptory tone to judges he was not afraid of) that there

could be no doubt on the point—precedent was imperative in the matter,

as his lordship had decided the same points the same way _twice_ before.

“So, Mr. Johnson,” said the judge, looking archly—shifting his seat

somewhat, and shrugging up his right shoulder,—“so! because I decided

_wrong_ twice, Mr. Johnson, you’d have me do so a _third_ time? No, no,

Mr. Johnson! you must excuse me. I’ll decide _right_ this bout:”—and so

he did. Had he died previous to this circumstance, his two wrong

decisions would have been _precedents_ and _settled law_.

The anecdotes of his quaint humour are in fact innumerable, and some of

his _charges_ quite extraordinary. His profile was very like Edmund

Burke’s: he had that sharp kind of nose which gives a singular cast to

the general contour; but there was always an appearance of drollery

lurking in his countenance. No man could more justly boast of carrying

about him proofs of nationality, as few ever had the Irish dialect

stronger. It was in every word and every _motion_! Curran used to say he

had the _brogue_ in his _shoulders_! If Judge Kelly conceived he had no

grounds to be ashamed of his country, she had still less to be ashamed

of him. He was calculated to do credit to any land.

I also had the pleasure of being acquainted with Mr. Arthur Wolfe

intimately, afterward Baron Kilwarden, and chief justice of Ireland.

This gentleman had, previously to his advancement, acquired very high

eminence as an equity lawyer: he was many years my senior at the bar.

Wolfe had no natural genius, and but scanty _general_ information: his

talents were originally too feeble to raise him by their unassisted

efforts into any political importance. Though patronised by the Earl of

Tyrone, and supported by the Beresford aristocracy, his rise was slow

and gradual; and his promotion to the office of solicitor-general had

been long predicted, not from his ability, but in consequence of his

reputation as a good-hearted man and a sound lawyer.

On the elevation of Mr. John Fitzgibbon to the seals Mr. Wolfe succeeded

him as attorney-general; the parliamentary duties of which office were,

however, far beyond the reach of his oratory, and altogether too

important for his proportion of intellect; and hence he had to encounter

difficulties which he was unable, on some occasions, successfully to

surmount. The most gifted members of his own profession were, in fact,

then linked with the first-rate political talents of the Irish nation,

to bear down those measures which it had become Mr. Wolfe’s imperative

official duty to originate or support.

In the singular character of Mr. Wolfe there were strange diversities of

manner and of disposition. On first acquaintance, he seldom failed to

make an unfavourable impression: but his arrogance was only

superficial—his pride innoxious—his haughtiness theoretical. In society,

he so whimsically mixed and mingled solemn ostentation with playful

frivolity, that the man and the boy, the judge and the jester, were

generally alternate.

Still Kilwarden’s heart was right and his judgment sufficing. In feeling

he was quick—in apprehension slow. The union of these qualities

engendered a sort of spurious sensibility, which constantly led him to

apprehend offence where none was ever intended. He had a constant dread

of being thought petulant; and the excitement produced by this dread

became itself the author of that tetchy irritation which he so much

deprecated. Thus, like certain humorous characters on the stage, he

frequently worked himself into silly anger by endeavouring to show that

he was perfectly good-tempered.

Lord Kilwarden, not perceiving the true distinction between pride and

dignity, thought he was supporting the appearance of the one, when, in

fact, he was only practising the formality of the other; and, after a

long intercourse with the world, he every day evinced that he knew any

one’s else character better than his own. As attorney-general during a

most trying era, his humanity, moderation, justice, and discretion, were

no less evident than was his strict adherence to official duties; and

the peculiarities of his manner were merged in the excellence of his

sterling qualities.

In the celebrated cause of the King against Heavy (in the King’s Bench),

Mr. Curran and I were Heavy’s counsel; and afterwards moved to set aside

the verdict on grounds which we considered to form a most important

point, upon legal principles.

Curran had concluded his speech, and I was stating what I considered to

be the law of the case, when Lord Kilwarden, impatient and fidgety,

interrupted me:—“God forbid, Mr. Barrington,” said he, “that should be

the law!”

“God forbid, my lord,” answered I, “that it should _not_ be the law!”

“You are rough, sir!” exclaimed he.

“More than one of us have the same infirmity, my lord.”

“I was right, sir,” said he, colouring.

“So was I, my lord,” returned I, unbendingly.

He fidgeted again, and looked haughty and sour. I thought he would break

out, but he only said, “Go on, sir—go on, sir!” I proceeded; and, whilst

I was speaking, he wrote a note, which was handed to me by the officer.

I kept it, as affording a curious trait of human character. It ran

thus:—

“Barrington,

“You are the _most_ impudent fellow I ever met! Come and

dine with me this day at six. You will meet some strangers; so I

hope you will behave yourself, though I have no reason to expect

it!——

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