PULPIT, BAR, AND PARLIAMENTARY ELOQUENCE.

Biographical and characteristic sketch of Dean Kirwan—His extraordinary

eloquence—The peculiar powers of Sheridan, Curran, and Grattan

contrasted—Observations on pulpit, bar, and parliamentary oratory.

A comparative scale of the talents of the celebrated men of my day I

have frequently attempted, but never with success. Though I knew most of

them both in private and public, my mind could never settle itself to

any permanent opinion on so complicated a subject. Nevertheless, I quite

agree with the maxim of Pope—that “The noblest study of mankind is man!”

and the analysis of human character has ever formed one of my greatest

amusements, though all endeavours to reduce my observations to a system

have proved decidedly idle. Hence, I have at times grown out of humour

with the science altogether, and made up my mind that there never was a

more unprofitable occupation than that of determining a public character

whilst the individual still lived. It is only after the grave has closed

on men—when they can change no more, and their mortal acts are for ever

terminated—that their respective natures become truly developed. This is

a reflection that must surely force itself upon the mind and heart of

every observant man.

The depressions of adversity generally leave the ostensible character

pretty much as it originally appeared, save that it occasionally throws

out hidden errors, abjectness or fortitude, and that talent or ingenuity

is sometimes elicited in a greater proportion than the sufferer was

previously imagined to possess. But I have always seen high prosperity

the true and almost infallible touchstone: and since I have had leisure

to observe the world, its effects upon my fellow-countrymen have proved

more remarkable than upon the people of any other country—and indeed, in

many instances, to an extent thoroughly ridiculous.

Eloquence, (a first-rate quality in my scale of talent,) is that for

which the Irish _were_ eminently celebrated. But the exercise of this

gift depends on so many accidental circumstances, and is withal so much

regulated by fashion, that its decline is scarcely surprising. So few

possess it from nature, and its superiority when possessed is so

transcendent, that it has become the interest of the only body in

Ireland now accustomed to extempore public speaking, (the bar,) to

undervalue and throw it into the back-ground, which they have

effectually succeeded in. A dull fellow can cry “come to the point!” as

well as the most eloquent declaimer.

Pulpit eloquence is, in my opinion, by far the most important of any:

the interest in which it is enlisted is, or ought to be, tremendously

absorbing; and in consequence, it is deserving of the highest and most

persevering cultivation. Yet, what is the fact?—Unless we resort to the

temples of sectarianism, and run a risk of being annoyed by vulgarity

and fanaticism, we have little or no chance of meeting with a preacher

who seems _in earnest_. Polemical controversy may be carried on between

priests with but little zeal and very meagre devotion; and bishops may

think it quite sufficient to leave the social duties and cardinal

virtues to work their way by force of their own intrinsic merits; yet

these are the points whereon a really eloquent and zealous minister

might rouse the attention of his hearers to effectual purpose, and

succeed in detaching them from methodistical cant and rant, which, at

present, (merely in consequence of apparent heartiness and a semblance

of inspiration,) naturally draw away both old and young—both sensible

and illiterate—from the tribe of cold metaphysical expositors who

_illuminate_ the Christian tenets in our parochial congregations.

Nothing can better exemplify the latter observations than a circumstance

connected with the little island of Guernsey. There are seven Protestant

churches in that island, where the usual service is gone through in the

usual manner, but in the French language. A parcel of Methodists,

however, professed themselves discontented with the Litany, established

a different form of worship, and set up a meeting-house of their own,

upon a more “free and easy” foundation, calling every thing by its

proper name, and giving out that they could save _two_ souls for every

_one_ a common Protestant parson could manage: in due time they

inveigled a set of fanatic persons of both sexes to form a _singing

choir_, which employed itself in chanting from morning till night; every

girl who wanted to put her voice in tune being brought by her mamma to

sing psalms with the _new lights_! This vocal bait took admirably; and,

in a short time, the congregations of “the _seven_ churches” might have

been well accommodated in _one_. On the other hand, although the

meeting-house was enlarged, its portals even were thronged on every

occasion, multitudes both inside and out all squalling away to the very

stretch of their voices.

The dean and clergy, perceiving clearly that singing had beaten praying

out of the field, made a due representation to the bishop of Winchester,

and requested the instructions of that right reverend dignitary, how to

bring back the wayward flock to their natural folds and shepherds, from

which they had been lured by the false warbling of fanatics. The bishop

replied, that as the desertion appeared to be in consequence of the

charms of melody, the remedy was plain—namely, to get _better singers_

than the Methodists, and to sing better tunes; in which case the

Protestant churches would, no doubt, soon recover every one of their

parishioners.

Not having, for many years, heard a sermon in Ireland, I am not aware of

the precise state of its pulpit oratory at present. But of this I am

quite sure—that neither politics nor controversy are the true attributes

of Christian worship; and that, whenever they are made the topic of

spiritual discourses, the whole congregation would be justified in

dozing even from _text_ to _benediction_.

I have heard many parsons _attempt_ eloquence, but very few of them, in

my idea, succeeded. The present Archbishop of Dublin worked hard for the

prize, and a good number of the fellows of Dublin College tried their

declamatory organs to little purpose: in truth, the preaching of one

minister rendered me extremely fastidious respecting eloquence from the

pulpit.

That individual was Dean Kirwan (now no more), who pronounced the most

sublime, eloquent, and impressive orations I ever heard from the members

of any profession, at any era. It is true, he spoke for _effect_, and

therefore directed his flow of eloquence according to its apparent

influence. I have listened to this man actually with astonishment! He

was a gentleman by birth, had been educated as a Roman Catholic priest,

and officiated some time in Ireland in that capacity; but afterwards

conformed to the Protestant church, and was received _ad eundem_. His

extraordinary powers soon brought him into notice; and he was promoted

by Lord Westmoreland to a living; afterwards became a dean; and would,

most probably, have been a bishop;—but he had an intractable turn of

mind, entirely repugnant to the usual means of acquiring high

preferment. It was much to be lamented that the independence of

principle and action which he certainly possessed was not accompanied by

any reputation for philanthropic qualities. His justly high opinion of

himself seemed (unjustly) to overwhelm every other consideration.

Dr. Kirwan’s figure, and particularly his countenance, were not

prepossessing; there was an air of discontent in his looks, and a

sharpness in his features, which, in the aggregate, amounted to

something not distant from repulsion. His manner of preaching was of the

French school: he was vehement for awhile, and then, becoming (or

affecting to become) exhausted, he held his handkerchief to his face: a

dead silence ensued—he had skill to perceive the precise moment to

recommence—another blaze of declamation burst upon the congregation, and

another fit of exhaustion was succeeded by another pause. The men began

to wonder at his eloquence, the women grew nervous at his denunciations.

His tact rivalled his talent: and, at the conclusion of one of his

finest sentences, a “_celestial exhaustion_” (as I heard a _lady_ call

it) often abruptly terminated his discourse. If the subject was charity,

every purse was laid largely under contribution. In the church of St.

Peter’s, where he preached an annual charity sermon, the usual

collection, which had been under 200_l._, was raised by the dean to

1,100_l._! I knew a gentleman myself, who threw both his purse and watch

into the plate, through an impulse that nothing but such eloquence could

have excited.

Yet the oratory of this celebrated preacher would have answered in no

other profession than his own, and served to complete my idea of the

true distinction between pulpit, bar, and parliamentary eloquence.

Kirwan in the pulpit, Curran at the bar, and Sheridan in the

senate,—were the three most effective orators I ever recollect, in their

respective departments.

Kirwan’s talents seemed to me to be limited entirely to effective

elocution. I had much intercourse with him at the house of Mr. Hely, of

Tooke’s-court. While residing in Dublin, I met him in private society at

a variety of places; and my overwrought expectations were a good deal

disappointed. His style of address had nothing engaging; nothing either

dignified or graceful. In his conversation there was neither sameness

nor variety—ignorance nor information; and yet, somehow or other, he

avoided insipidity. His _amour propre_ was the most prominent of his

superficial qualities; and a bold, manly, intractable independence of

mind and feeling, the most obvious of his deeper ones. I believe he was

a good man, if he could not be termed a very amiable one; and learned,

although niggardly in communicating his information.

I have remarked thus at large upon Dean Kirwan, because he was,

altogether, the greatest orator I ever heard, and because I never met

any man whose true character I felt myself more at a loss accurately to

pronounce upon. It has been said that his sermons were adroitly

extracted from passages in the celebrated discourses of Saurin, the

Huguenot, who preached at the Hague (grandfather or great-grandfather to

the late attorney-general of Ireland).[75] It may be so; and in that

case all I can say is, that Kirwan was a most judicious selector, and

that I doubt if the eloquent writer made a hundredth part of the

impression of his eloquent plagiarist.

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Footnote 75:

Voltaire in his “Age of Louis the XIV,” says, “James Saurin was born

at Nismes, 1677:—he was the best preacher of the reformed church; but

he dealt too much in what was called the _refugee style_. He was

created minister to the _noblesse_ at the Hague; was a learned man—but

addicted to pleasures: he died 1730.”

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I should myself be the plagiarist of a hundred writers, if I attempted

to descant upon the parliamentary eloquence of Sheridan. It only seems

necessary to refer to his speech on Mr. Hastings’s trial;[76] at least

that is sufficient to decide me as to his immense superiority over all

his rivals in splendid declamation. Most great men have their distinct

points of superiority, and I am sure that Sheridan could not have

_preached_, nor Kirwan have _pleaded_. Curran could have done

both—Grattan neither:—but, in language calculated to _rouse a nation_,

Grattan, whilst young, far exceeded any of them;—and in mere flow of

words, Yelverton was above all.

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Footnote 76:

I had an opportunity of knowing that Mr. Sheridan was offered 1000_l._

for that speech by a bookseller, the _day after_ it was spoken,

provided he would write it out correctly from the notes taken, before

the interest had subsided; and yet, although he certainly had occasion

for money at the time, and assented to the proposal, he did not take

the trouble of writing a line of it! The publisher was of course

displeased, and insisted on his performing his promise: upon which

Sheridan laughingly replied in the vein of Falstaff:—“No, Hal!—were I

at the strappado, I would do nothing _by compulsion_!” He did it at

length—but too late! and, as I heard, was (reasonably enough!) not

paid.

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I have often met Sheridan, but never knew him intimately. He was too

much my senior and superior. While he was in high repute, I was at

laborious duties: while he was eclipsing every body in fame in one

country, I was labouring hard to gain money in another. He professed

whiggism: I did not understand it, and have met very few patriots who

appear to have acted even on their _own_ definition thereof—if any

_certain_ definition there is.

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