HIGH LIFE IN NEWGATE.

Lord Aldborough quizzes the Lord Chancellor—Voted a libeller by the

House of Peers—His spirited conduct—Sentenced to imprisonment in

Newgate by the Court of King’s Bench—Memoirs of Mr. Knaresborough—His

extraordinary trial—Sentenced to death, but transported—Escapes from

Botany Bay, returns to England, and is committed to Newgate, where he

seduces Lady Aldborough’s attendant—Prizes in the lottery—Miss Barton

dies in misery.

Lord Aldborough was an arrogant and ostentatious man; but these failings

were nearly redeemed by his firmness and gallantry in his memorable

collision with Lord Chancellor Clare.

Lord Aldborough, who had built a most tasteful and handsome house

immediately at the northern extremity of Dublin, had an equity suit with

Mr. Beresford, a nephew of Lord Clare, as to certain lots of ground

close to his lordship’s new and magnificent mansion, which, among other

conveniences, had a chapel on one wing and a theatre on the other,

stretching away from the centre in a chaste style of ornamental

architecture.

The cause was in Chancery, and was not protracted very long. Lord

Aldborough was defeated, with full costs: his pride, his purse, and his

mansion, must all suffer; and meddling with either of these was

sufficient to rouse his lordship’s spleen. He appealed, therefore, to

the House of Peers, where, in due season, the cause came on for hearing,

and where the chancellor himself presided. The lay lords did not much

care to interfere in the matter; and, without loss of time, Lord Clare

of the House of Peers confirmed the decree of Lord Clare of the Court of

Chancery, with full costs against the appellant.

Lord Aldborough had now no redress but to write _at_ the lord

chancellor; and without delay he fell to composing a book against Lord

Clare and the system of appellant jurisdiction, stating that it was

totally an abuse of justice to be obliged to appeal to a prejudiced man

against his own prejudices,—and particularly so in the present instance,

Lord Clare being notorious as an unforgiving chancellor to those who

vexed him: few lords attending to hear the cause, and such as did not

being much wiser for the hearing:—it being the province of counsel to

puzzle not to inform noblemen, he had no chance.

Lord Aldborough, in his book, humorously enough stated an occurrence

that had happened to himself when travelling in Holland. His lordship

was going to Amsterdam on one of the canals in a trekschuit—the captain

or skipper of which, being a great rogue, extorted from his lordship for

his passage much more than he had a lawful right to claim. My lord

expostulated with the skipper in vain: the fellow grew rude; his

lordship persisted; the skipper got more abusive. At length Lord

Aldborough told him he would, on landing, immediately go to the proper

tribunals and get redress from the judge. The skipper cursed him as an

impudent _milord_, and desired him to do his worst, snapping his tarry

_finger-posts_ in his lordship’s face. Lord Aldborough paid the demand,

and, on landing, went to the legal officer to know when the court of

justice would sit. He was answered, at nine next morning. Having no

doubt of ample redress, he did not choose to put the skipper on his

guard by mentioning his intentions. Next morning he went to court, and

began to tell his story to the judge, who sat with his broad-brimmed hat

on, in great state, to hear causes of that nature. His lordship fancied

he had seen the man before; nor was he long in doubt! for ere he had

half finished, the judge, in a voice like thunder, (but which his

lordship immediately recognised, for it was that of the identical

skipper!) decided against him _with full costs_, and ordered him out of

court. His lordship, however, said he would _appeal_, and away he went

to an advocate for that purpose. He did accordingly appeal, and the next

day his appeal cause came regularly on. But all his lordship’s stoicism

forsook him, when he again perceived that the very same skipper and

judge was to decide _the appeal_ who had decided _the cause_; so that

the learned skipper first cheated, and then sent him about his business,

with three sets of _costs_ to console him.

The noble writer having in his book made a very improper and derogatory

application of this Dutch precedent to Lord Chancellor Clare and the

Irish appellant jurisdiction, was considered by his brother peers as

having committed a gross breach of their privileges, and was thereupon

ordered to attend in his place, and defend himself (if any defence he

had) from the charge made against him by the lord chancellor and the

peers of Ireland. Of course the House of Lords was thronged to excess to

hear his lordship’s vindication. I went an hour before it met, to secure

a place behind the throne, where the commoners were allowed to crowd up

as well as they could.

The chancellor, holding the vicious book in his hand, asked Lord

Aldborough if he admitted that it was of his writing and publication? To

which his lordship replied,—that he could admit nothing as written or

published by him, till every word of it should be first truly read to

their lordships aloud in the House. Lord Clare, wishing to curtail some

parts, began to read it himself; but being rather short, and not quite

near enough to the light, his opponent took a pair of enormous

candlesticks from the table, walked deliberately up to the throne, and

requested the chancellor’s permission to hold the candles for him whilst

he was reading the book! This novel sort of effrontery put the

chancellor completely off his guard: he was outdone, and permitted Lord

Aldborough to hold the lights, whilst he read aloud the libel comparing

himself to a Dutch skipper: nor did the obsequious author omit to set

him right here and there when he omitted a word or proper emphasis. It

was ludicrous beyond example, and gratifying to the secret ill-wishers

of Lord Clare, who bore no small proportion to the aggregate numbers of

the House. The libel being duly read through, Lord Aldborough at once

spiritedly and adroitly said that he avowed every word of it to their

lordships;—but that it was not intended as any _libel_ either against

the House or the jurisdiction, but as a constitutional and just rebuke

to their lordships for not performing their bounden duty in attending

the hearing of the appeal: he being quite certain that if any sensible

men had been present, the lord chancellor would only have had two lords

and two bishops (of his own creation) on his side of the question.

This was considered as an aggravation of the contempt, though some

thought it was not very far from matter-of-fact.—The result was, that

after a bold speech, delivered with great earnestness, his lordship was

voted guilty of a high breach of privilege toward the Irish House of

Peers, and a libel on the lord chancellor, as chairman of the House.

His lordship was afterward ordered to Newgate for six months by the

Court of King’s Bench (on an information filed against him by the

attorney-general for a libel on Lord Clare); which sentence, he told

them, he considered, under the circumstances, as a high compliment and

honour. In fact, he never was so pleased as when speaking of the

incident, and declaring that he expected to have his book recorded on

the Journals of the Lords:—the chancellor himself (by _applying_ his

anecdote of the Dutch skipper) having construed it into a regular

episode on his own proceedings and those of the peerage.

Lord Aldborough underwent his full sentence in Newgate; and his

residence there gave rise to a fresh incident in the memoirs of a very

remarkable person, who, at that time, was an inmate of the same walls

(originally likewise through the _favour_ of Chancellor Clare), and

lodged on the same staircase; and as I had been professionally

interested in this man’s affairs, I subjoin the following statement as

curious, and in every circumstance, to my personal knowledge,

matter-of-fact.

James Fitzpatrick Knaresborough was a young man of tolerable private

fortune in the county of Kilkenny. Unlike the common run of young men at

that day, he was sober, money-making, and even avaricious, though

moderately hospitable; his principal _virtue_ consisting in making no

_exhibition_ of his _vices_. He was of good figure; and, without having

the presence of a gentleman, was what is called a handsome young fellow.

Mr. Knaresborough had been accused of a capital crime by a Miss Barton,

(natural daughter of William Barton, Esq., a magistrate of the county of

Kilkenny,) who stated that she had gone away with him for the purpose,

and in the strict confidence, of being married the same day at Leighlin

Bridge.—Her father was a gentleman, a magistrate, and of consideration

in the county, and a warrant was granted against Knaresborough for the

felony; but he contrived to get liberated on bail—the amount being

doubled. The grand-jury, however, on the young woman’s testimony, found

true bills against him for the capital offence, and he came to Carlow to

take his trial at the assizes. He immediately called on me with a

brief,—said it was a mere _bagatelle_, and totally unfounded,—and that

his acquittal would be a matter of course. I had been retained against

him; but introduced him to the present Judge Moore, to whom he handed

his brief. He made so light of the business, that he told me to get up a

famous speech against him, as no doubt I was instructed to do: that

indeed I could not say too much; as the whole would appear, on _her own

confession_, to be a conspiracy! nay, so confident was he of procuring

his acquittal, that he asked Mr. Moore and myself to dine with him on

our road to Kilkenny, which we promised.

On reading my brief, I found that, truly, the case was not over-strong

against him even there, where, in all probability, circumstances would

be exaggerated; and that it rested almost exclusively on the lady’s own

evidence: hence, I had little doubt that, upon cross-examination, the

prisoner would be acquitted.

The trial proceeded. I was then rather young at the bar, and determined,

for my own sake, to make an interesting and affecting speech for my

client;—and having no doubt of Knaresborough’s acquittal, I certainly

overcharged my statement, and added some _facts_ solely from invention.

My surprise, then, may be estimated, when I heard Miss Barton swear

positively to _every syllable_ of my emblazonment! I should now have

found myself most painfully circumstanced, but that I had no doubt she

_must_ be altogether deprived of credit by his counsel; and, in fact,

she _was_ quite shaken on her cross-examination. The prisoner’s advocate

smiled at her and at us; and said, “the woman’s credit was so clearly

overthrown, that there could be no doubt of Knaresborough’s innocence of

the charge of _violence_; and any protracted defence on so clear a

subject would be useless.”

The court seemed to acquiesce. I considered all was over, and left the

place as the jury retired. In about an hour, however, I received an

account that Knaresborough had been found _guilty_, and sent back to

gaol under sentence of death!—I was thunderstruck, and without delay

wrote to the chief secretary, in Dublin, begging him instantly to

represent to the lord lieutenant the real facts, and that I, as counsel

for the prosecution, knew the total _falsity_ of a great part of her

evidence:—execution was in consequence respited. So soon as I could

return to town, I waited on Major Hobart and the lord lieutenant, stated

precisely the particulars I have here given, and my satisfaction (even

from my own brief) that the girl was perjured. They referred me to Lord

Chancellor Clare, whose answer I wrote down, and never shall forget:

“That may be all very true, Barrington! but he is a rascal, and if he

does not deserve to be hanged for _this_, he does for a _former_

affair,[66] right well!” I told him it was quite necessary for me to

publish the whole matter, in my own justification. He then took from his

bureau a small parcel of papers, and requested me to read them: they

proved to be copies of affidavits and evidence on a former accusation,

(from which Knaresborough had escaped by lenity,) for snapping a pistol

at the father of a girl he had seduced.—Lord Clare, however, recommended

his sentence to be changed to transportation: but this was to the

convict worse than death, and he enclosed to me a petition which he had

sent to government, declining the proposed commutation, and insisting on

being forthwith executed, pursuant to his first sentence!

Notwithstanding, he was, in fine, actually transported. He had contrived

to secure in different ways 10,000_l._, and took a large sum with him to

Botany Bay. I had heard no more of him for several years,—when I was

astonished one day by being accosted in the streets of Dublin by this

identical man, altered only by time and in the colour of his hair, which

had turned quite gray. He was well dressed, had a large cockade in his

hat, and did not at all court secrecy. He told me that the governor had

allowed him to come away privately: that he had gone through many

entertaining and some dismal adventures in Africa, and in America—whence

he last came; and he added, that as government were then busy raising

troops, he had sent in a memorial, proposing to raise a regiment for a

distant service, solely at his own expense. “I have,” said he, “saved

sufficient money for this purpose, though my brother has got possession

of a great part of my fortune.” In fact, he memorialised and teased the

government (who were surprised at his temerity, yet unwilling to meddle

with him) until at length they had him arrested, and required to show

his written authority from the governor of New South Wales for returning

from transportation,—which being unable to do, he was committed to

Newgate, to await the governor’s reply.

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Footnote 66:

The former affair alluded to by Lord Clare was certainly of a most

unpardonable description.

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Here his firmness and eccentricity never forsook him; he sent in

repeated petitions to the ministry, requesting to be hanged, and told me

he would give any gentleman 500_l._ who had sufficient interest to get

him put to death without delay! An unsatisfactory answer arrived from

New South Wales:—but the government could not, under the circumstances,

execute him for his return;—and liberate him Lord Clare _would_ not: his

confinement therefore was, of course, indefinitely continued. During its

course he purchased a lottery ticket, which turned out a prize of

2000_l._; and soon after, a second brought him 500_l._ He lived well;

but having no society, was determined to provide himself a companion at

all events.

At this juncture the Earl of Aldborough became his next-door

neighbour.—My lady (the best wife in the world) did not desert her

husband; and, as all women of rank entertain what they call a “young

person” to attend on them;—that is, (speaking generally) a girl

handsomer than the mistress, neater in her dress, as good in her

address—and more _cautious_ as to her character;—Lady Aldborough brought

such a one with her to the prison as her dresser and tea-maker. But this

“young person,” considering (as Swift says) that “service is no

inheritance,” and that she had no money of her own, and hearing that

Fitzpatrick Knaresborough possessed great plenty of that necessary

article, some way or other the metallic tractors brought them acquainted

on the stairs. To run away with him, she had only to trip across a

lobby: so she actually broke the sabbath by taking that journey one

Sunday morning, and left my lord and my lady to finish the morning

service, and wonder at the attractions of Newgate, which could set

a-wandering the virtue of their “_young person_,” whom all the

temptations, luxuries, and lovers of London and Dublin had never been

able to lead astray from the path of rectitude! My lady was surprised

how “Anna” could possibly connect herself with a convict for such a

_shocking_ crime;—but his lordship, who knew the world better, said

_that_ was the very reason why Anna admired him. However, the whole

business in all its ramifications terminated pretty fortunately. My lord

had his full revenge on Lord Clare, and got great credit for his

firmness and gallantry; Knaresborough was at length turned out of

Newgate when the government were tired of keeping him in; while the

“young person” produced sundry other young persons of her own in prison,

and was amply provided for. The only set-off to this comedy of “All’s

Well that Ends Well” was the melancholy fate of poor Miss Barton, who

married, was soon deserted by her husband, after his beating her

unmercifully, and died in misery.

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