IRISH REBELLION.

Rebellion in Ireland, in 1798—Mr. Waddy’s castle—A priest cut in two by

the portcullis, and partly eaten by Waddy—Dinner-party at Lady

Colclough’s—Names and characters of the company, including Mr. Bagenal

Harvey, Captain Keogh, &c.—Most of them executed soon after—Tour

through and state of County Wexford, after the battles and storming of

the town—Colonel Walpole killed and his regiment defeated at

Gorey—Unaccountable circumstance of Captain Keogh’s head not decaying.

Many incidents which, I really think, could not have occurred in any

country except Ireland, took place in the year 1798. There is something

so very different from other people in every deed or word of the

unsophisticated Irish, that in fact one has no right to be surprised,

whatever scenes may be acted by them.

One of these curious occurrences remains even to this day a subject of

surmise and mystery. During the rebellion in County Wexford in 1798, Mr.

Waddy, a violent ultra loyalist, surrounded by a neighbourhood of

inveterate insurgents, to whom he had made himself peculiarly obnoxious,

fled to a castle at a considerable distance from the town of Wexford.

Though out of repair, it was not unfit for habitation; and might secure

its tenant from any _coup de main_ of undisciplined insurgents. He

dreaded discovery so much, that he would entrust his place of refuge to

no person whatsoever; and, as he conceived, took sufficient food to last

until he might escape out of the country. There was but one entrance to

the castle, and that was furnished with an old portcullis, which drew up

and let down as in ancient fortresses.

Here Mr. Waddy concealed himself; and every body was for a long time

utterly ignorant as to his fate:—some said he was drowned in the Slaney;

some, burned alive; others, murdered and buried in ploughed ground! But

while each was willing to give an opinion as to the mode of his

destruction, no one supposed him to be still alive. At length, it

occurred to certain of his friends to seek him through the country; with

which view they set out, attended by an armed body! Every wood and ruin

was explored; but their search was vain, until approaching by chance an

old castle, they became aware of a stench, which the seekers conjectured

to proceed from the putrid corpse of murdered Waddy. On getting nearer,

this opinion was confirmed; a dead body lay half within and half without

the castle, which the descent of the old portcullis had crushed nearly

into equal portions. Poor Mr. Waddy was deeply lamented; and, though

with great disgust, they proceeded to remove that half of the carcase

which lay outside the entrance—when, to their infinite astonishment,

they perceived that it was _not_ Waddy, but a neighbouring priest, who

had been so expertly cut in two;—how the thing had happened, nobody

could surmise. They now rapped and shouted—but no reply: Waddy, in good

truth, lay close within, supposing them to be rebels. At length, on

venturing to peep out, he discovered his friends, whom he joyfully

requested to raise, if possible, the portcullis, and let him out, as he

was almost starved to death.

This, with difficulty, was effected, and the other half of the priest

was discovered immediately within the entrance,—but by no means in

equally good condition with that outside; inasmuch as it appeared that

numerous collops and rump-steaks had been cut off the reverend

gentleman’s hind-quarters by Waddy, who, early one morning, had found

the priest thus divided; and being alike unable to raise the portcullis

or get out to look for food, (certain indeed, in the latter case, of

being piked by any of the rebels who knew him,) he thought it better to

feed on the priest, and remain in the castle till fortune smiled, than

run a risk of breaking all his bones by dropping from the

battlements—his only alternative.

To the day of Waddy’s death, he could give no collected or rational

account how this incident occurred:—indeed, so confused had his head

become in consequence of his critical circumstances, that the whole

appeared to him ever after as a dream or vision quite beyond his

comprehension.

The foregoing, though among the most curious, is but one of the

extraordinary occurrences of that dreadful insurrection—some of which

tend to strengthen my superstitious feeling, which is, I confess, very

deep-rooted, as also is my conviction, that “whatever is, is

right!”—Scarcely any except the _fortunate_ will, I suppose, be ready to

join me in the latter notion, though in the former I am aware I have

many associates, particularly among old women and hypochondriacs: I am,

it is true, perpetually laughed at for both by what are termed _clever_

ladies and _strong-minded_ gentlemen, but still think proper to retain

my own impressions.

I will detail the following circumstance in illustration of these

principles. It took place immediately previous to the breaking out of

the rebellion.

I dined at the house of Lady Colclough (a near relative of Lady

Barrington), in the town of Wexford, in April, 1798. The company, so far

as I now recollect, consisted of about sixteen persons, among whom were

several other of Lady Barrington’s relatives (then members of the

grand-jury): Mr. Cornelius Grogan, of Johnstown, a gentleman, seventy

years old, of very large fortune, who had represented the county; his

two brothers, both wealthy men; Captain Keogh, afterward rebel governor

of Wexford, the husband of Lady B.’s aunt; the unfortunate John

Colclough, of Tintern, and the still more unfortunate Mr. Colclough;

Counsellor John Beauman; Counsellor Bagenal Harvey, afterward the rebel

generalissimo; Mr. William Hatton, a rebel director in Wexford; and some

others. The conversation after dinner turning on the distracted state of

the country, became rather too free, and I begged some of the party to

be more moderate, as our ways of thinking were so different, and my

public situation did not permit me, especially at that particular

period, to hear such strong language: the loyalists among us did not

exceed five or six (exclusive of ladies, whose politics nobody minds).

The tone of the conversation was soon changed, but not before I had made

up my mind as to the probable fate of several in company, though I

certainly had no idea that, in little more than a month, a sanguinary

rebellion would desolate my native land, and violent deaths, within

_three_ months, befall a considerable proportion of that joyous

assemblage. I had seen enough, however, to convince me that all was not

right; and that, by plunging one step further, most of my relatives and

friends would be in imminent danger. The party however broke up; and

next morning, Counsellor Beauman and myself, happening to meet on the

bridge, talked over the occurrences of the previous day, uniting in

opinion as to the inauspicious aspect of things, and actually proceeding

to sketch out a list of those among the dinner-party whom we considered

likely to fall victims!—and it so turned out that _every one_ of our

predictions was verified! It was superficial observation alone that led

me to think as I did at that moment, but a decided presentiment of what

eventually happened soon after took possession of me; and indeed so full

was I of forebodings, that I was more than once roused out of my sleep

by the horrid ideas floating through my mind as to the fate of

connexions for whom I had a warm affection.

Bagenal Harvey (already mentioned in this work), who had been my

school-fellow and constant circuit-companion for many years, laughed, at

Lady Colclough’s, at my political prudery; assured me I was totally

wrong in suspecting him; and insisted on my going to Bargay Castle, his

residence, to meet some old Temple friends of ours on the ensuing

Monday;—my relative Captain Keogh was to be of the party.

I accordingly went there to dinner; but that evening proved to me one of

great uneasiness, and made a very disagreeable impression both on my

mind and spirits. The company I met included, besides the host, Mr.

Cornelius Grogan; Captain Keogh; the two unfortunate Counsellors Sheers,

who were both hung shortly afterward; Mr. Colclough, who was hung on the

bridge; Mr. Hay, who was also executed; Mr. William Hatton, one of the

rebel directory of Wexford, who unaccountably escaped; and a gentleman

of the bar whose name I shall not mention, as he still lives. In fact,

_seven_ of the company were soon afterward headless.

The entertainment was good, and the party cheerful. Temple freaks were

talked over; the bottle circulated: but, at length, Irish politics

became the topic, and proceeded to an extent of disclosure which utterly

surprised me. With the Messrs. Sheers (particularly Henry) I had always

been on terms of the greatest intimacy: I had extricated both of them

not long before from considerable difficulty, through the kindness of

Lord Kilwarden; and I had no idea that matters wherein they were

concerned had proceeded to the lengths developed on that night. The

probability of a speedy revolt was freely discussed, though in the most

artful manner, not a word of either of the party committing themselves,

or indeed any one else: but they talked it over as a result which might

be expected from the complexion of the times and the irritation excited

in consequence of the severities exercised by the government. The

chances of success, in the event of a rising, were openly debated, as

were also the circumstances likely to spring from that success, and the

examples which the insurgents would in such a case probably make. The

Marquess of Ely and Lord Clare they looked upon as persons not likely to

be spared. All this was at the same time talked over, without one word

being uttered in favour of rebellion;—a system of caution which, I

afterward learned, was much practised for the purpose of gradually

making proselytes without alarming them. I, however, saw through it

clearly, and here my presentiments came strong upon me. I found myself

in the midst of absolute though unavowed conspirators. I perceived that

the explosion was much nearer than the government expected; and was

startled at the decided manner in which my host and his friends spoke.

The barrister whom I have mentioned but not _named_ did not reside in

that province, and had no connexion with it that I ever heard of. I

therefore saw that he was an _envoy_. He has, I believe, never been

publicly committed in that business.

Under these circumstances, my alternative was evidently to quit the

house, or give a turn to the conversation. I therefore began to laugh at

the subject, and ridicule it as quite visionary, observing jestingly to

Keogh—“Now, my dear Keogh, it is quite clear that you and I, in this

famous rebellion, shall be on different sides of the question; and of

course one or the other of us must necessarily be hanged at or before

its termination—I upon a lamp-iron in Dublin, or you on the bridge of

Wexford. Now, we’ll make a bargain!—if we beat you, upon my honour I’ll

do all I can to save your neck; and if your folks beat us, _you’ll_ save

_me_ from the honour of the lamp-iron!”

A hearty laugh ensued, and my health was drunk in a bumper.

We shook hands on the bargain, and the whole after-talk assumed a

cheerful character. But I returned to Wexford at twelve at night, with a

most decided impression of the danger of the country, and a complete

presentiment that either myself or Captain Keogh would never see the

conclusion of that summer.

I immediately wrote to Mr. Secretary Cooke, without mentioning names,

place, or any particular source of knowledge; but simply to assure him

that there was not a doubt that an insurrection would break out at a

much earlier period than the government contemplated. I desired him to

ask me no questions, because I could give him no _details_, my ideas

being the free result of observation: however, I said that he might

_depend_ upon the _fact_; adding that a commanding force ought instantly

to be sent down to garrison the _town_ of Wexford, which might prevent

any rising. “If the government,” said I, in conclusion, “does not attend

to my warning, it must take the consequences.” My warning was purposely

disregarded; but his Majesty’s government soon found I was right. They

lost Wexford, and might have lost Ireland, by that culpable inattention.

The result need scarcely be mentioned; many members of that jovial

dinner-party were executed within three months! and on my next visit to

Wexford, I saw the heads of Captain Keogh, Mr. Harvey, and Mr.

Colclough, on spikes over the court-house door.

Previously to the final catastrophe, however, when the insurgents had

been beaten, Wexford retaken by our troops, and Keogh made prisoner, I

did not forget my promise to him at Bargay Castle. He was a good man and

a respectable gentleman, and I would have gone any length to save him.

Many certificates had reached Dublin of his humanity to the royalists

whilst the town of Wexford was under his government, and of attempts

made upon _his_ life by Dixon, a brutal chief of his own party, for his

endeavouring to resist the rebel butcheries. I had intended to go with

these directly to Lord Camden, the lord lieutenant; but I first saw Mr.

Secretary Cooke, to whom I related the entire story, and showed him

several favourable documents. I begged he would come with me to the lord

lieutenant, whom the aide-de-camp in waiting had informed me would

receive me forthwith. He told me I might save myself the trouble of

going to Lord Camden; and at the same time handed me a despatch received

that morning from General Lake, who stated that he had thought it

necessary, on recapturing Wexford, to lose no time in “_making

examples_” of the rebel chiefs; and that accordingly, Mr. Grogan, of

Johnstown, Mr. Bagenal Harvey, of Bargay Castle, Captain Keogh, Mr.

Colclough, and some other gentlemen, had been hanged on the bridge and

beheaded the previous morning.

I felt shocked beyond measure at this intelligence,—particularly as I

knew Mr. Cornelius Grogan (an excellent gentleman, seventy years of age,

of very large fortune and establishments,) to be no more a rebel than

myself. Being unable, from infirmity, to walk without assistance, he was

_led_ to execution.—His case was, in fact, most pitiable: he was

decidedly _murdered_ according to _municipal_ law, but which at that

period was totally superseded by “_martial_ law,” which in many

instances was most _savagely_ resorted to.

I was at all times ready and willing to risk my life to put down that

spirit of mad democracy which sought to subvert all legal institutions,

and to support every true principle of the constitution which protected

us: but at the same time I must in truth and candour say (and I say it

with reluctance), that, during those sanguinary scenes, the brutal

conduct of certain frantic _royalists_ was at _least_ on a parallel with

that of the frantic _rebels_.

Immediately after the recapture of Wexford, I traversed that county, to

see the ruins which had been occasioned by warfare. Enniscorthy had been

twice stormed, and was dilapidated and nearly burned. New Ross showed

melancholy relics of the obstinate and bloody battle of full ten hours’

duration, which had been fought in every street of it; when Lord

Mountjoy fell, at the head of his regiment, by the fire of a rebel named

Shepherd, who singled him out at the three billet-gate:—his regiment

instantly retreated, and the triumphant rebel advanced and took his

lordship’s watch out of his pocket. The man afterward showed it me in

Dublin, when I took him as a witness on the attainder bill before the

House of Commons. Lord Clare wanted to take it, and to send him to

Newgate;—but I had brought him up on an _amnesty_, and government

supported _me_. The numerous pits crammed with dead bodies, on Vinegar

Hill, seemed on some spots actually elastic as we stood upon them;

whilst the walls of an old windmill on its summit appeared stained and

splashed with the blood and brains of the many victims who had been

piked or shot against it by the rebels. The court-house of Enniscorthy,

wherein our troops had burned alive above eighty of the wounded rebels;

and the barn of Scullabogue, where the rebels had retaliated by burning

alive above one hundred and twenty Protestants—were terrific ruins! The

town of Gorey was utterly destroyed,—not a house being left perfect; and

the bodies of the killed were lying half-covered in sundry ditches in

its vicinity. It was here that Colonel Walpole had been defeated and

killed a few days before.[48]

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Footnote 48:

No man ever came to a violent death more unwarily! Colonel Walpole was

a peculiarly handsome man, an aide-de-camp to Lord Camden. With

somewhat of the air of a _petit-maître_, he fluttered much about the

drawing-room of the Castle:—but, as he had not seen actual service, he

felt a sort of military inferiority to veterans, who had spent the

early part of their lives in blowing other people’s brains out; and he

earnestly begged to be entrusted with some command that might give him

an opportunity of fighting for a few weeks in the County Wexford, and

of writing some elegant despatches to his excellency the lord

lieutenant. The lord lieutenant most kindly indulged him with a body

of troops, and sent him to fight in the County Wexford, as he

requested: but on passing the town of Gorey, not being accustomed to

advanced-guards or flankers, he overlooked such trifles altogether!

and having got into a defile with some cannon and the Antrim

regiment,—in a few minutes the colonel was shot through the head—the

cannon changed masters—and most of the Antrim heroes had each a pike,

ten or twelve feet long, sticking in his carcase:—“Sic transit gloria

mundi!”

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An unaccountable circumstance was witnessed by me on that tour

immediately after the retaking of Wexford. General Lake, as I have

before mentioned, had ordered the heads of Mr. Grogan, Captain Keogh,

Mr. Bagenal Harvey, and Mr. Colclough, to be placed on very low spikes

over the court-house door of Wexford. A faithful servant of Mr. Grogan

had taken away his head; but the other three remained there when I

visited the town. The countenances of friends and relatives, in such a

situation, would, it may be imagined, give any man most horrifying

sensations! The heads of Mr. Colclough and Harvey seemed black lumps,

the features being utterly undistinguishable; that of Keogh was

uppermost, but the air had made comparatively little impression on it!

His comely and respect-inspiring face (except the livid hue) appeared

nearly as in life: his eyes were not closed—his thin hair did not look

much ruffled: in fact, it seemed to me rather as a head of chiselled

marble, with glass eyes, than as the lifeless remains of a human

creature:—this singular appearance I never could get any medical man

satisfactorily to explain.[49] I prevailed on General Hunter, who then

commanded in Wexford, to suffer the three heads to be taken down and

buried.

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Footnote 49:

It has occurred to me, that the very great difference in the look of

the heads might proceed from the following causes:—Messrs. Harvey and

Colclough were hanged on the bridge, and their bodies suffered to lie

some time before they were decapitated. The effect of strangulation

made the faces black; and the blood cooling and stagnating, this black

colour remained. Keogh had been decapitated as soon as cut down;—the

_warm_ blood was therefore _totally discharged_ from the head, and the

face became _livid_, no stagnate blood remaining to blacken it. If the

thing had not been public, it might have been doubted. It is now

thirty years past, and I can divine no other reason for so curious a

circumstance; and army surgeons in Paris (I suppose the best in the

world) tell me that my conjecture is perfectly well-founded.

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