One sometimes passes by a gentleman's park, an old family-seat, with

its moss-grown, ruinous paling, its 'glades mild-opening to the genial

day,' or embrowned with forest-trees. Here one would be glad to spend

one's life, 'shut up in measureless content,' and to grow old beneath

ancestral oaks, instead of gaining a precarious, irksome, and despised

livelihood, by indulging romantic sentiments, and writing disjointed

descriptions of them. The thought has scarcely risen to the lips, when

we learn that the owner of so blissful a seclusion is a thoroughbred

fox-hunter, a preserver of the game, a brawling electioneerer, a Tory

member of parliament, a 'No-Popery' man!--'I'd sooner be a dog, and

bay the moon!' Who would be Sir Thomas Lethbridge for his title and

estate? asks one man. But would not almost any one wish to be Sir

Francis Burdett, the man of the people, the idol of the electors of

Westminster? says another. I can only answer for myself. Respectable

and honest as he is, there is something in his white boots, and white

breeches, and white coat, and white hair, and white hat, and red face,

that I cannot, by any effort of candour, confound my personal identity

with! If Mr. ---- can prevail on Sir Francis to exchange, let him do

so by all means. Perhaps they might contrive to _club_ a soul between

them! Could I have had my will, I should have been born a lord: but

one would not be a booby lord neither. I am haunted by an odd fancy of

driving down the Great North Road in a chaise and four, about fifty

years ago, and coming to the inn at Ferry-bridge with outriders,

white favours, and a coronet on the panels; and then, too, I choose

my companion in the coach. Really there is a witchcraft in all this

that makes it necessary to turn away from it, lest, in the conflict

between imagination and impossibility, I should grow feverish and

light-headed! But, on the other hand, if one was a born lord, should

one have the same idea (that every one else has) of _a peeress in her

own right_? Is not distance, giddy elevation, mysterious awe, an

impassable gulf, necessary to form this idea in the mind, that fine

ligament of 'ethereal braid, sky-woven,' that lets down heaven upon

earth, fair as enchantment, soft as Berenice's hair, bright and

garlanded like Ariadne's crown; and is it not better to have had this

idea all through life--to have caught but glimpses of it, to have

known it but in a dream--than to have been born a lord ten times over,

with twenty pampered menials at one's beck, and twenty descents to

boast of? It is the envy of certain privileges, the sharp privations

we have undergone, the cutting neglect we have met with from the want

of birth or title that gives its zest to the distinction: the thing

itself may be indifferent or contemptible enough. It is the _becoming_

a lord that is to be desired; but he who becomes a lord in reality may

be an upstart--a mere pretender, without the sterling essence; so that

all that is of any worth in this supposed transition is purely

imaginary and impossible.[7] Kings are so accustomed to look down on

all the rest of the world, that they consider the condition of

mortality as vile and intolerable, if stripped of royal state, and cry

out in the bitterness of their despair, 'Give me a crown, or a tomb!'

It should seem from this as if all mankind would change with the

first crowned head that could propose the alternative, or that it

would be only the presumption of the supposition, or a sense of their

own unworthiness, that would deter them. Perhaps there is not a single

throne that, if it was to be filled by this sort of voluntary

metempsychosis, would not remain empty. Many would, no doubt, be glad

to 'monarchise, be feared, and kill with looks' in their own persons

and after their own fashion: but who would be the _double_ of those

shadows of a shade--those 'tenth transmitters of a foolish

face'--Charles X. and Ferdinand VII.? If monarchs have little sympathy

with mankind, mankind have even less with monarchs. They are merely to

us a sort of state-puppets, or royal wax-work, which we may gaze at

with superstitious wonder, but have no wish to become; and he who

should meditate such a change must not only feel by anticipation an

utter contempt for the _slough_ of humanity which he is prepared to

cast, but must feel an absolute void and want of attraction in those

lofty and incomprehensible sentiments which are to supply its place.

With respect to actual royalty, the spell is in a great measure

broken. But, among ancient monarchs, there is no one, I think, who

envies Darius or Xerxes. One has a different feeling with respect to

Alexander or Pyrrhus; but this is because they were great men as well

as great kings, and the soul is up in arms at the mention of their

names as at the sound of a trumpet. But as to all the rest--those 'in

the catalogue who go for kings'--the praying, eating, drinking,

dressing monarchs of the earth, in time past or present--one would as

soon think of wishing to personate the Golden Calf, or to turn out

with Nebuchadnezzar to graze, as to be transformed into one of that

'swinish multitude.' There is no point of affinity. The extrinsic

circumstances are imposing; but, within, there is nothing but morbid

humours and proud flesh! Some persons might vote for Charlemagne; and

there are others who would have no objection to be the modern

Charlemagne, with all he inflicted and suffered, even after the

necromantic field of Waterloo, and the bloody wreath on the vacant

brow of the conqueror, and that fell jailer, set over him by a craven

foe, that 'glared round his soul, and mocked his closing eyelids!'

It has been remarked, that could we at pleasure change our situation

in life, more persons would be found anxious to descend than to ascend

in the scale of society. One reason may be, that we have it more in

our power to do so; and this encourages the thought, and makes it

familiar to us. A second is, that we naturally wish to throw off the

cares of state, of fortune or business, that oppress us, and to seek

repose before we find it in the grave. A third reason is, that, as we

descend to common life, the pleasures are simple, natural, such as all

can enter into, and therefore excite a general interest, and combine

all suffrages. Of the different occupations of life, none is beheld

with a more pleasing emotion, or less aversion to a change for our

own, than that of a shepherd tending his flock: the pastoral ages have

been the envy and the theme of all succeeding ones; and a beggar with

his crutch is more closely allied than the monarch and his crown to

the associations of mirth and heart's-ease. On the other hand, it must

be admitted that our pride is too apt to prefer grandeur to happiness;

and that our passions make us envy great vices oftener than great

virtues.

The world show their sense in nothing more than in a distrust and

aversion to those changes of situation which only tend to make the

successful candidates ridiculous, and which do not carry along with

them a mind adequate to the circumstances. The common people, in this

respect, are more shrewd and judicious than their superiors, from

feeling their own awkwardness and incapacity, and often decline, with

an instinctive modesty, the troublesome honours intended for them.

They do not overlook their original defects so readily as others

overlook their acquired advantages. It is not wonderful, therefore,

that opera-singers and dancers refuse or only _condescend_ as it

were, to accept lords, though the latter are too often fascinated by

them. The fair performer knows (better than her unsuspecting admirer)

how little connection there is between the dazzling figure she makes

on the stage and that which she may make in private life, and is in no

hurry to convert 'the drawing-room into a Green-room.' The nobleman

(supposing him not to be very wise) is astonished at the miraculous

powers of art in

'The fair, the chaste, the inexpressive _she_';

and thinks such a paragon must easily conform to the routine of

manners and society which every trifling woman of quality of his

acquaintance, from sixteen to sixty, goes through without effort. This

is a hasty or a wilful conclusion. Things of habit only come by habit,

and inspiration here avails nothing. A man of fortune who marries an

actress for her fine performance of tragedy, has been well compared to

the person who bought Punch. The lady is not unfrequently aware of the

inconsequentiality, and unwilling to be put on the shelf, and hid in

the nursery of some musty country mansion. Servant girls, of any sense

and spirit, treat their masters (who make serious love to them) with

suitable contempt. What is it but a proposal to drag an unmeaning

trollop at his heels through life, to her own annoyance and the

ridicule of all his friends? No woman, I suspect, ever forgave a man

who raised her from a low condition in life (it is a perpetual

obligation and reproach); though I believe, men often feel the most

disinterested regard for women under such circumstances. Sancho Panza

discovered no less folly in his eagerness to enter upon his new

government, than wisdom in quitting it as fast as possible. Why will

Mr. Cobbett persist in getting into Parliament? He would find himself

no longer the same man. What member of Parliament, I should like to

know, could write his _Register_? As a popular partisan, he may (for

aught I can say) be a match for the whole Honourable House; but, by

obtaining a seat in St. Stephen's Chapel, he would only be equal to a

576th part of it. It was surely a puerile ambition in Mr. Addington to

succeed Mr. Pitt as prime minister. The situation was only a foil to

his imbecility. Gipsies have a fine faculty of evasion; catch them who

can in the same place or story twice! Take them; teach them the

comforts of civilisation; confine them in warm rooms, with thick

carpets and down beds; and they will fly out of the window--like the

bird, described by Chaucer, out of its golden cage. I maintain that

there is no common language or medium of understanding between people

of education and without it--between those who judge of things from

books or from their senses. Ignorance has so far the advantage over

learning; for it can make an appeal to you from what you know; but you

cannot react upon it through that which it is a perfect stranger to.

Ignorance is, therefore, power. This is what foiled Buonaparte in

Spain and Russia. The people can only be gained over by informing

them, though they may be enslaved by fraud or force. 'What is it,

then, he does like?'--'Good victuals and drink!' As if you had these

not too; but because he has them not, he thinks of nothing else, and

laughs at you and your refinements, supposing you live upon air. To

those who are deprived of every other advantage, even nature is a

_book sealed_. I have made this capital mistake all my life, in

imagining that those objects which lay open to all, and excited an

interest merely from the _idea_ of them, spoke a common language to

all; and that nature was a kind of universal home, where ages, sexes,

classes meet. Not so. The vital air, the sky, the woods, the

streams--all these go for nothing, except with a favoured few. The

poor are taken up with their bodily wants--the rich, with external

acquisitions: the one, with the sense of property--the other, of its

privation. Both have the same distaste for _sentiment_. The _genteel_

are the slaves of appearances--the vulgar, of necessity; and neither

has the smallest regard to worth, refinement, generosity. All savages

are irreclaimable. I can understand the Irish character better than

the Scotch. I hate the formal crust of circumstances and the mechanism

of society. I have been recommended, indeed, to settle down into some

respectable profession for life:

'Ah! why so soon the blossom tear?'

I am 'in no haste to be venerable!'

In thinking of those one might wish to have been, many people will

exclaim, 'Surely, you would like to have been Shakspeare?' Would

Garrick have consented to the change? No, nor should he; for the

applause which he received, and on which he lived, was more adapted to

his genius and taste. If Garrick had agreed to be Shakspeare, he would

have made it a previous condition that he was to be a better player.

He would have insisted on taking some higher part than _Polonius_ or

the _Gravedigger_. Ben Jonson and his companions at the Mermaid would

not have known their old friend Will in his new disguise. The modern

Roscius would have scouted the halting player. He would have shrunk

from the parts of the inspired poet. If others are unlike us, we feel

it as a presumption and an impertinence to usurp their place; if they

are like us, it seems a work of supererogation. We are not to be

cozened out of our existence for nothing. It has been ingeniously

urged, as an objection to having been Milton, that 'then we should not

have had the pleasure of reading _Paradise Lost_.' Perhaps I should

incline to draw lots with Pope, but that he was deformed, and did not

sufficiently relish Milton and Shakspeare. As it is, we can enjoy his

verses and theirs too. Why, having these, need we ever be dissatisfied

with ourselves? Goldsmith is a person whom I considerably affect

notwithstanding his blunders and his misfortunes. The author of the

_Vicar of Wakefield_, and of _Retaliation_, is one whose temper must

have had something eminently amiable, delightful, gay, and happy in

it.

'A certain tender bloom his fame o'erspreads.'

But then I could never make up my mind to his preferring Rowe and

Dryden to the worthies of the Elizabethan age; nor could I, in like

manner, forgive Sir Joshua--whom I number among those whose existence

was marked with a _white stone_, and on whose tomb might be inscribed

'Thrice Fortunate!'--his treating Nicholas Poussin with contempt.

Differences in matters of taste and opinion are points of

honour--'stuff o' the conscience'--stumbling-blocks not to be got

over. Others, we easily grant, may have more wit, learning,

imagination, riches, strength, beauty, which we should be glad to

borrow of them; but that they have sounder or better views of things,

or that we should act wisely in changing in this respect, is what we

can by no means persuade ourselves. We may not be the lucky possessors

of what is best or most desirable; but our notion of what is best and

most desirable we will give up to no man by choice or compulsion; and

unless others (the greatest wits or brightest geniuses) can come into

our way of thinking, we must humbly beg leave to remain as we are. A

Calvinistic preacher would not relinquish a single point of faith to

be the Pope of Rome; nor would a strict Unitarian acknowledge the

mystery of the Holy Trinity to have painted Raphael's _Assembly of the

Just_. In the range of _ideal_ excellence, we are distracted by

variety and repelled by differences: the imagination is fickle and

fastidious, and requires a combination of all possible qualifications,

which never met. Habit alone is blind and tenacious of the most homely

advantages; and after running the tempting round of nature, fame and

fortune, we wrap ourselves up in our familiar recollections and humble

pretensions--as the lark, after long fluttering on sunny wing, sinks

into its lowly bed!

We can have no very importunate craving, nor very great confidence,

in wishing to change characters, except with those with whom we are

intimately acquainted by their works; and having these by us (which is

all we know or covet in them), what would we have more? We can have

_no more of a cat than her skin_; nor of an author than his brains. By

becoming Shakspeare in reality we cut ourselves out of reading Milton,

Pope, Dryden, and a thousand more--all of whom we have in our

possession, enjoy, and _are_, by turns, in the best part of them,

their thoughts, without any metamorphosis or miracle at all. What a

microcosm is ours! What a Proteus is the human mind! All that we know,

think of, or can admire, in a manner becomes ourselves. We are not

(the meanest of us) a volume, but a whole library! In this calculation

of problematical contingencies, the lapse of time makes no difference.

One would as soon have been Raphael as any modern artist. Twenty,

thirty, or forty years of elegant enjoyment and lofty feeling were as

great a luxury in the fifteenth as in the nineteenth century. But

Raphael did not live to see Claude, nor Titian Rembrandt. Those who

found arts and sciences are not witnesses of their accumulated results

and benefits; nor, in general, do they reap the meed of praise which

is their due. We who come after in some 'laggard age' have more

enjoyment of their fame than they had. Who would have missed the sight

of the Louvre in all its glory to have been one of those whose works

enriched it? Would it not have been giving a certain good for an

uncertain advantage? No: I am as sure (if it is not presumption to say

so) of what passed through Raphael's mind as of what passes through my

own; and I know the difference between seeing (though even that is a

rare privilege) and producing such perfection. At one time I was so

devoted to Rembrandt, that I think if the Prince of Darkness had made

me the offer in some rash mood, I should have been tempted to close

with it, and should have become (in happy hour, and in downright

earnest) the great master of light and shade!

I have run myself out of my materials for this Essay, and want a

well-turned sentence or two to conclude with; like Benvenuto Cellini,

who complains that, with all the brass, tin, iron, and lead he could

muster in the house, his statue of Perseus was left imperfect, with a

dent in the heel of it. Once more, then--I believe there is one

character that all the world would like to change with--which is that

of a favoured rival. Even hatred gives way to envy. We would be

anything--a toad in a dungeon--to live upon her smile, which is our

all of earthly hope and happiness; nor can we, in our infatuation,

conceive that there is any difference of feeling on the subject, or

that the pressure of her hand is not in itself divine, making those to

whom such bliss is deigned like the Immortal Gods!

1828.

FOOTNOTE:

[7] When Lord Byron was cut by the great, on account of his quarrel

with his wife, he stood leaning on a marble slab at the entrance of a

room, while troops of duchesses and countesses passed out. One little,

pert, red-haired girl staid a few paces behind the rest; and, as she

passed him, said with a nod, 'Aye, you should have married me, and

then all this wouldn't have happened to you!'

ESSAY VII

MIND AND MOTIVE

'The web of our lives is of a mingled yarn.'

'Anthony Codrus Urceus, a most learned and unfortunate Italian, born

1446, was a striking instance' (says his biographer) 'of the miseries

men bring upon themselves by setting their affections unreasonably on

trifles. This learned man lived at Forli, and had an apartment in the

palace. His room was so very dark, that he was forced to use a candle

in the day time; and one day, going abroad without putting it out, his

library was set on fire, and some papers which he had prepared for the

press were burned. The instant he was informed of this ill news, he

was affected even to madness. He ran furiously to the palace, and,

stopping at the door of his apartment, he cried aloud, "Christ Jesus!

what mighty crime have I committed? whom of your followers have I ever

injured, that you thus rage with inexpiable hatred against me?" Then

turning himself to an image of the Virgin Mary near at hand, "Virgin"

(says he) "hear what I have to say, for I speak in earnest, and with a

composed spirit. If I shall happen to address you in my dying moments,

I humbly entreat you not to hear me, nor receive me into heaven, for I

am determined to spend all eternity in hell." Those who heard these

blasphemous expressions endeavoured to comfort him, but all to no

purpose; for the society of mankind being no longer supportable to

him, he left the city, and retired, like a savage, to the deep

solitude of a wood. Some say that he was murdered there by ruffians;

others that he died at Bologna, in 1500, after much contrition and

penitence.'

Almost every one may here read the history of his own life. There is

scarcely a moment in which we are not in some degree guilty of the

same kind of absurdity, which was here carried to such a singular

excess. We waste our regrets on what cannot be recalled, or fix our

desires on what we know cannot be attained. Every hour is the slave of

the last; and we are seldom masters either of our thoughts or of our

actions. We are the creatures of imagination, passion, and self-will,

more than of reason or self-interest. Rousseau, in his _Emilius_,

proposed to educate a perfectly reasonable man, who was to have

passions and affections like other men, but with an absolute control

over them. He was to love and to be wise. This is a contradiction in

terms. Even in the common transactions and daily intercourse of life,

we are governed by whim, caprice, prejudice, or accident. The falling

of a tea-cup puts us out of temper for the day; and a quarrel that

commenced about the pattern of a gown may end only with our lives.

'Friends now fast sworn,

On a dissension of a doit, break out

To bitterest enmity. So fellest foes,

Whose passions and whose plots have broke their sleep,

To take the one the other, by some chance,

Some trick not worth an egg, shall grow dear friends,

And interjoin their issues.'

We are little better than humoured children to the last, and play a

mischievous game at cross purposes with our own happiness and that of

others.

We have given the above story as a striking contradiction to the

prevailing doctrine of modern systems of morals and metaphysics, that

man is purely a sensual and selfish animal, governed solely by a

regard either to his immediate gratification or future interest. This

doctrine we mean to oppose with all our might, whenever we meet with

it. We are, however, less disposed to quarrel with it, as it is

opposed to reason and philosophy, than as it interferes with common

sense and observation. If the absurdity in question had been confined

to the schools, we should not have gone out of our way to meddle with

it: but it has gone abroad in the world, has crept into ladies'

boudoirs, is entered in the commonplace book of beaux, is in the mouth

of the learned and ignorant, and forms a part of popular opinion. It

is perpetually applied as a false measure to the characters and

conduct of men in the common affairs of the world, and it is therefore

our business to rectify it, if we can. In fact, whoever sets out on

the idea of reducing all our motives and actions to a simple

principle, must either take a very narrow and superficial view of

human nature, or make a very perverse use of his understanding in

reasoning on what he sees. The frame of our minds, like that of his

body, is exceedingly complicated. Besides mere sensibility to pleasure

and pain, there are other original independent principles, necessarily

interwoven with the nature of man as an active and intelligent being,

and which, blended together in different proportions, give their form

and colour to our lives. Without some other essential faculties, such

as will, imagination, etc., to give effect and direction to our

physical sensibility, this faculty could be of no possible use or

influence; and with those other faculties joined to it, this pretended

instinct of self-love will be subject to be everlastingly modified and

controlled by those faculties, both in what regards our own good and

that of others; that is, must itself become in a great measure

dependent on the very instruments it uses. The two most predominant

principles in the mind, besides sensibility and self-interest, are

imagination and self-will, or (in general) the love of strong

excitement, both in thought and action. To these sources may be traced

the various passions, pursuits, habits, affections, follies and

caprices, virtues and vices of mankind. We shall confine ourselves,

in the present article, to give some account of the influence

exercised by the imagination over the feelings. To an intellectual

being, it cannot be altogether arbitrary what ideas it shall have,

whether pleasurable or painful. Our ideas do not originate in our love

of pleasure, and they cannot, therefore, depend absolutely upon it.

They have another principle. If the imagination were 'the servile

slave' of our self-love, if our ideas were emanations of our sensitive

nature, encouraged if agreeable, and excluded the instant they became

otherwise, or encroached on the former principle, then there might be

a tolerable pretence for the epicurean philosophy which is here spoken

of. But for any such entire and mechanical subserviency of the

operations of the one principle to the dictates of the other, there is

not the slightest foundation in reality. The attention which the mind

gives to its ideas is not always owing to the gratification derived

from them, but to the strength and truth of the impressions

themselves, _i.e._ to their involuntary power over the mind. This

observation will account for a very general principle in the mind,

which cannot, we conceive, be satisfactorily explained in any other

way, we mean _the power of fascination_. Every one has heard the story

of the girl who, being left alone by her companions, in order to

frighten her, in a room with a dead body, at first attempted to get

out, and shrieked violently for assistance, but finding herself shut

in, ran and embraced the corpse, and was found senseless in its arms.

It is said that in such cases there is a desperate effort made to get

rid of the dread by converting it into the reality. There may be some

truth in this account, but we do not think it contains the whole

truth. The event produced in the present instance does not bear out

the conclusion. The progress of the passion does not seem to have been

that of diminishing or removing the terror by coming in contact with

the object, but of carrying this terror to its height from an intense

and irresistible impulse overcoming every other feeling.

It is a well-known fact that few persons can stand safely on the edge

of a precipice, or walk along the parapet wall of a house, without

being in danger of throwing themselves down; not, we presume, from a

principle of self-preservation; but in consequence of a strong idea

having taken possession of the mind from which it cannot well escape,

which absorbs every other consideration, and confounds and overrules

all self-regards. The impulse cannot in this case be resolved into a

desire to remove the uneasiness of fear, for the only danger arises

from the fear. We have been told by a person not at all given to

exaggeration, that he once felt a strong propensity to throw himself

into a cauldron of boiling lead, into which he was looking. These are

what Shakspeare calls 'the toys of desperation.' People sometimes

marry, and even fall in love on this principle--that is, through mere

apprehension, or what is called a fatality. In like manner, we find

instances of persons who are, as it were, naturally delighted with

whatever is disagreeable--who catch all sorts of unbecoming tones and

gestures--who always say what they should not, and what they do not

mean to say--in whom intemperance of imagination and incontinence of

tongue are a disease, and who are governed by an almost infallible

instinct of absurdity.

The love of imitation has the same general source. We dispute for ever

about Hogarth, and the question can never be decided according to the

common ideas on the subject of taste. His pictures appeal to the love

of truth, not to the sense of beauty: but the one is as much an

essential principle of our nature as the other. They fill up the void

of the mind; they present an everlasting succession and variety of

ideas. There is a fine observation somewhere made by Aristotle, that

the mind has a natural appetite of curiosity or desire to know; and

most of that knowledge which comes in by the eye, for this presents

us with the greatest variety of differences. Hogarth is relished only

by persons of a certain strength of mind and penetration into

character; for the subjects in themselves are not pleasing, and this

objection is only redeemed by the exercise and activity which they

give to the understanding. The great difference between what is meant

by a severe and an effeminate taste or style, depends on the

distinction here made.

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