THE AMATEUR INN
ALBERT PAYSON TERHUNE
_By_
ALBERT PAYSON TERHUNE
LOCHINVAR LUCK
FURTHER ADVENTURES OF LAD
BUFF: A COLLIE
THE AMATEUR INN
BLACK CÆSAR’S CLAN
BLACK GOLD
NEW YORK:
GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY
THE
AMATEUR INN
BY
ALBERT PAYSON TERHUNE
NEW YORK
GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY
COPYRIGHT, 1923,
BY GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY
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THE AMATEUR INN. II
PRINTED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
CONTENTS
CHAPTER PAGE
I A NON-SKIPPABLE PROLOGUE 9
II AT LAST THE STORY BEGINS 22
III AN INVOLUNTARY LANDLORD 44
IV TWO OR THREE INTRUDERS 56
V ROBBER’S ROOST, UNINCORPORATED 75
VI THE POLICE AND THE DUKE OF ARGYLE 90
VII FAITH AND UNFAITH AND SOME MOONLIGHT 103
VIII THE INQUISITION 112
IX A LIE OR TWO 125
X A CRY IN THE NIGHT 140
XI WHAT LAY BEYOND THE SMASHED DOOR 161
XII WHEREIN CLIVE PLAYS THE FOOL 175
XIII HOW ONE OATH WAS TAKEN 192
XIV A CLUELESS CLUE 211
XV THE IMPOSSIBLE 220
XVI THE COLLIE TESTIFIES 231
XVII UNTANGLING THE SNARL 243
XVIII WHEN HE CAME HOME 257
XIX A MAN AND A MAID AND ANOTHER MAN 283
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CHAPTER I
A NON-SKIPPABLE PROLOGUE
Osmun Vail doesn’t come into this story at all. Yet he was responsible
for everything that happened in it.
He was responsible for the whistling cry in the night, and for the
Thing that huddled among the fragrant boxtrees, and for the love of a
man and a maid--or rather the loves of several men and a maid--and for
the amazing and amusing and jewel-tangled dilemma wherein Thaxton was
shoved.
He was responsible for much; though he was actively to blame for
nothing. Moreover he and his career were interesting.
So he merits a word or two, if only to explain what happened before the
rise of our story’s curtain.
At this point, the boreful word, Prologue, should be writ large, with
a space above and below it, by way of warning. But that would be the
sign to skip. And one cannot skip this short prologue without losing
completely the tangled thread of the yarn which follows--a thread worth
gripping and a yarn more or less worth telling.
So let us dispose of the prologue, without calling it by its baleful
name; and in a mere mouthful or two of words. Something like this:
When Osmun Vail left his father’s Berkshire farm, at twenty-one, to
seek his fortune in New York, he wore his $12 “freedom suit” and had a
cash capital of $18, besides his railway ticket.
Followed forty years of brow-sweat and brain-wrack and one of those
careers whose semi-occasional real-life recurrence keeps the Success
magazines out of the pure-fiction class.
When Osmun Vail came back, at sixty-one, to the Berkshire farm that
had been his father’s until the mortgage was foreclosed, he was worth
something more than five million dollars. His life-battle had been
fought and won. His tired soul yearned unspeakably for the peace and
loveliness of the pleasant hill country where he had been born--the
homeland he had half-forgotten and which had wholly forgotten him and
his.
Osmun recalled the prim village of Stockbridge, the primmer town of
Pittsfield, drowsing beneath South Mountain, the provincial scatter of
old houses known as Lenox; the tumbled miles of mountain wilderness and
the waste of lush farmland between and around them.
At sixty-one he found Pittsfield a new city; and saw a Lenox and
Stockbridge that had been discovered and renovated by beauty-lovers
from the distant outside world. All that region was still in the youth
of its golden development. But the wave had set in, and had set in
strong.
A bit dazzled and more than a little troubled by the transformation,
Osmun Vail sought the farm of his birth and the nearby village of
Aura. Here at least nothing had changed; except that his father’s
house--built by his grandfather’s own gnarled hands--had burned down;
taking the rattle-trap red barns with it. The whole hilltop farm lay
weedgrown, rank, desolate. In the abomination of desolation, a deserted
New England farm can make Pompeii look like a hustling metropolis.
There is something awesome in its new deadness.
Cold fingers seemed to catch Osmun by the throat and by the
heartstrings; as he stared wistfully from the house’s site, to the
neglected acres his grandsire had cleared and his sire had loved.
From the half-memory of a schoolday poem, the returned wanderer quoted
chokingly:
“_Here will I pitch my tent. Here will I end my days._”
Then on the same principle of efficient promptitude which had lifted
him from store-porter to a bank presidency, Osmun Vail proceeded to
realize a dream he had fostered through the bleakly busy decades of his
exile.
For a ridiculously low price he bought back and demortgaged the farm
and the five hundred acres that bordered it. He turned loose a horde of
landscape artists upon the domain. He sent overseas for two renowned
British architects, and bade them build him a house on the hilltop that
should be a glorious monument to his own success and to his father’s
memory. To Boston and to New York he sent, for a legion of skilled
laborers. And the estate of Vailholme was under way.
Fashion, wealth, modernity, had skirted this stretch of rolling valley
to northeast of Stockbridge and to south of Lenox. The straggly
one-street village of Aura drowsed beneath its giant elms; as it had
drowsed since a quarter-century after the Pequot wars. The splashing
invasion of this moneyed New Yorker created more neighborhood
excitement than would the visit of a Martian to Brooklyn.
Excitement and native hostility to outsiders narrowed down to a very
keen and very personal hatred of Osmun Vail; when it was learned that
all his skilled labor and all his building material had been imported
from points beyond the soft green mountain walls which hedge Aura
Valley.
Now there was not a soul in the Valley capable of building any edifice
more imposing or imaginative than a two-story frame house. There was
no finished material in the Valley worth working into the structure
of such a mansion as Osmun proposed. But this made no difference. An
outlander had come back to crow over his poor stay-at-home neighbors,
and he was spending his money on outside help and goods, to the
detriment of the natives. That was quite enough. The tide of icy New
England hate swelled from end to end of the Valley; and it refused to
ebb.
These Aura folk were Americans of Puritan stock--a race to whom
sabotage and arson are foreign. Thus they did not seek to destroy or
even to hamper the work at Vailholme. But their aloofness was made as
bitter and blighting as a Bible prophet’s curse. For example:
When his great house was but half built, Osmun ran up from New York,
one gray January Saturday afternoon, to inspect the job. This he did
every few weeks. And, on his tours, he made headquarters at Plum’s, in
Stockbridge, six miles away. This was an ancient and honorable hostelry
which some newfangled folk were even then beginning to call “The Red
Lion Inn,” and whose food was one of Life’s Compensations. Thence, on a
livery nag, Vail was wont to ride out to his estate.
On this January trip Osmun found that Plum’s had closed, at Christmas,
for the season. He drove on to Aura, only to find the village’s one inn
was shut for repairs. Planning to continue his quest of lodgings as
far as Lenox or, if necessary, to Pittsfield, Osmun went up, through a
snowstorm, to his uncompleted hilltop mansion of Vailholme.
He had brought along a lunch, annexed from the Stockbridge bakery. So
interested did he become in wandering from one unceilinged room to
another, and furnishing and refurnishing them in his mind, that he did
not notice the steady increase of the snowfall and of the wind which
whipped it into fury.
By the time he went around to the shed, at the rear of the house,
where he had stabled the livery horse, he could scarce see his hand
before his face. The gale was hurling the tons of snow from end to end
of the Valley, in solid masses. There was no question of holding the
road or even of finding it. The horse knew that--and he snorted, and
jerked back on the bit when Osmun essayed to lead him from shelter.
Every minute, the blizzard increased.
The corps of indoor laborers and their bosses had gone to their
Pittsfield quarters, for Sunday. Osmun had the deserted place to
himself. Swathed in his greatcoat and in a mountain of burlap, and
burrowing into a bed of torn papers and paint-blotched wall-cloths, he
made shift to pass a right miserable night.
By dawn the snowfall had ceased. But so had the Valley’s means of
entrance and of exit. The two roads leading from it to the outer
world were choked breast high with solid drifts. For at least three
days there could be no ingress or egress. Aura bore this isolation,
philosophically. To be snowbound and cut off from the rest of the
universe was no novelty to the Valley hamlet. Osmun bore it less calmly.
By dint of much skill and more persuasion, he piloted his floundering
horse down the hill and into the village. There, at the first house,
he demanded food and shelter. He received neither. Neither the offer of
much money nor an appeal to common humanity availed. It took him less
than an hour to discover that Aura was unanimous in its mode of paying
him back for his slight to its laborers. Not a house would take him in.
Not a villager would sell him a meal or so much as feed his horse.
Raging impotently, Osmun rode back to his frigid and draughty hilltop
mansion-shell. By the time he had been shivering there for an hour a
thin little man stumped up the steps.
The newcomer introduced himself as Malcolm Creede. He had stopped for
a few minutes in Aura, that morning, for provisions, and had heard the
gleeful accounts of the villagers as to their treatment of the stuck-up
millionaire. Wherefore, Creede had climbed the hill, in order to offer
the scanty hospitality of his own farmhouse to Osmun, until such time
as the roads from the Valley should be open.
Osmun greeted the offer with a delight born of chill and starvation.
Leading his horse, he followed Creede across a trackless half-mile or
so to a farm that nestled barrenly in a cup of the hills. During the
plungingly arduous walk he learned something of his host.
Creede was a Scotchman, who had begun life as a schoolmaster; and who
had come to America, with his invalid wife, to better his fortunes. A
final twist of fate had stranded the couple on this Berkshire farm.
Here, six months earlier, the wife had died, leaving her heart-crushed
husband with twin sons a few months old. Here, ever since, the widower
had eked out a pitifully bare living; and had cared, as best he might,
for his helpless baby boys. His meager homestead, by the way, had
gleefully been named by luckier and more witty neighbors, “Rackrent
Farm.” The name had stuck.
Before the end of Osmun Vail’s enforced stay at Rackrent Farm,
gratitude to his host had merged into genuine friendship. The two
lonely men took to each other, as only solitaries with similar tastes
can hope to. Osmun guessed, though Creede denied it, that the Good
Samaritan deed of shelter must rouse neighborhood animosity against the
Scotchman.
Osmun guessed, and with equal correctness, that this silent and broken
Scot would be bitterly offended at any offer of money payment for
his hospitality. And Vail set his own ingenuity to work for means of
rewarding the kindness.
As a result, within six months Malcolm Creede was installed as manager
(“factor,” Creede called it) of the huge new Berkshire estate of
Vailholme and was supervising work on a big new house built for him by
Osmun in a corner of the estate.
Creede was woefully ignorant of business matters. Coming into a small
inheritance from a Scotch uncle, he turned the pittance over to Vail
for investment. And he was merely delighted--in no way suspicious--when
the investments brought him in an income of preposterous size. Osmun
Vail never did things by halves.
Deeply grateful, Creede threw his energy and boundless enthusiasm into
his new duties. He went further. One of his twin sons he christened
“Clive” for the inheritance-leaving uncle in Scotland. But the other
he named “Osmun,” in honor of his benefactor. Vail, much gratified at
the compliment, insisted on taking over the education of both lads. The
childless bachelor reveled in his rôle of fairy godfather to them.
But there was another result of Osmun Vail’s chilly vigil in the
half-finished hilltop mansion. During the hour before Creede had come
to his rescue the cold and hungry multimillionaire had taken a vow as
solemn as it was fantastic.
He swore he would set aside not less than ten of his house’s
forty-three rooms for the use of any possible wayfarers who might be
stranded, as he had been, in that inhospitable wilderness, and who
could afford to pay for decent accommodations. Not tramps or beggars,
but folk who, like himself, might come that way with means for buying
food and shelter, and to whom such food and shelter might elsewhere be
denied.
This oath he talked over with Creede. The visionary Scot could see
nothing ridiculous about it. Accordingly, ten good rooms were allotted
mentally to paying guests, and a clause in Vail’s will demanded that
his heirs maintain such rooms, if necessary, for the same purpose. The
fact was not advertised. And during Osmun’s quarter-century occupancy
of Vailholme nobody took advantage of the chance.
During that quarter-century the wilderness’s beauty attracted more and
more people of means and of taste. Once-bleak hills blossomed into
estates. The village of Aura became something of a resort. The face of
the whole countryside changed.
When Osmun Vail died (see, we are through with him already, though not
so much as launched on the queer effects of his queerer actions!) he
bequeathed to his beloved crony, Malcolm Creede, the sum of $500,000,
and a free gift of the house he had built for him, and one hundred
acres of land around it.
Creede had named this big new home “Canobie,” in memory of his mother’s
borderland birthplace. He still owned Rackrent Farm, two miles distant.
He had taken pride, in off moments, in improving the sorry old
farmhouse and bare acres into something of the quaint well-being which
he and his dead wife had once planned for their wilderness home. Within
a year after Vail’s death Creede also died, leaving his fortune and his
two homes, jointly, to his twin sons, Clive and Osmun.
The bulk of Vail’s fortune--a matter of $4,000,000 and the estate
of Vailholme--went to the testator’s sole living relative; his
grand-nephew, young Thaxton Vail, a popular and easy-going chap who,
for years, had made his home with his great-uncle.
Along with Vailholme, naturally, went the proviso that ten of its
forty-three rooms should be set aside, if necessary, for hotel
accommodations.
Thaxton Vail nodded reminiscently, as he read this clause in the will.
Long since, Osmun had explained its origin to him. The young fellow had
promised, in tolerant affection for the oldster, to respect the whim.
As nobody ever yet had taken advantage of the hotel proposition and as
not six people, then alive, had heard of it, he felt safe enough in
accepting the odd condition along with the gift.