Now, however, he would have given it all for a hot beefsteak and a cup

of coffee, as he wet his lips with a few drops of ice-cold water, and

browsed over his small pasture till not a green spire remained. He was

stiff, and full of pain, but daylight and the hope of escape cheered him

up, and gave him coolness and courage to see how best he could

accomplish his end.

The wind soon blew away the mist and let him see that the dry bed of a

stream lay just below. To reach it he must leap, at risk of his bones,

or find some means to swing down ten or twelve feet. Once there, it was

pretty certain that by following the rough road he would come into the

valley, from whence he could easily find his way home. Much elated at

this unexpected good fortune, he took the strap that had slung his gun,

the leathern belt about his waist, and the strong cords of his pouch,

and knotting them together, made a rope long enough to let him drop

within two or three feet of the stones below. This he fastened firmly

round the trunk of the pine, and finished his preparations by tying his

handkerchief to one of the branches, that it might serve as a guide for

him, a signal for others, and a trophy of his grand fall.

Then putting a little sprig of the evergreen tree in his jacket, with a

grateful thought of all it had done for him, he swung himself off and

landed safely below, not minding a few extra bumps after his late

exploits at tumbling.

Feeling like a prisoner set free, he hurried as fast as bare feet and

stiff legs would carry him along the bed of the stream, coming at last

into the welcome shelter of the woods, which seemed more beautiful than

ever, after the bleak region of granite in which he had been all night.

Anxious to report himself alive, and relieve his mother's anxiety, he

pressed on till he struck the path, and soon saw, not far away, the old

cabin Abner had spoken of. Just before this happy moment he had heard a

shot fired somewhere in the forest, and as he hurried toward the sound

he saw an animal dart into the hut, as if for shelter.

Whether it was a rabbit, woodchuck or dog, he had not seen, as a turn in

the path prevented a clear view; and hoping it was old Buff looking for

him, he ran in, to find himself face to face with a catamount at last.

There she was, the big, fierce cat, crouched in a corner, with fiery

eyes, growling and spitting at sight of an enemy, but too badly wounded

to fight, as the blood that dripped from her neck, and the tremble of

her limbs plainly showed.

"Now's my chance! Don't care who shot her, I'll kill her, and have her

too, if I pay my last dollar," thought Corny; and catching up a stout

bit of timber fallen from the old roof, he struck one quick blow, which

finished poor puss, who gave up the ghost with a savage snarl, and a

vain effort to pounce on him.

This splendid piece of good luck atoned for all the boy had gone

through, and only waiting to be sure the beast was quite dead and past

clawing, he flung his prize over his shoulder, and with renewed strength

and spirit trudged along the woodland road toward home, proudly

imagining his triumphal entry upon the scene of suspense and alarm.

"Wish I didn't look so like a scare-crow; but perhaps my rags will add

to the effect. Won't the girls laugh at my swelled face, and scream at

the cat. Poor mammy will mourn over me and coddle me up as if I'd been

to the wars. Hope some house isn't very far off, for I don't believe I

can lug this brute much farther, I'm so starved and shaky."

Just as he paused to take breath and shift his burden from one shoulder

to the other, a loud shout startled him, and a moment after, several men

came bursting through the wood, cheering like lunatics as they

approached.

It was Abner, Chris, and some of the neighbors, setting out again on

their search, after a night of vain wandering. Corny could have hugged

them all and cried like a girl; but pride kept him steady, though his

face showed his joy as he nodded his hatless head with a cool--

"Hullo!"

Chris burst into his ringing laugh, and danced a wild sort of jig round

his mate, as the only way in which he could fitly express his relief;

for he had been so bowed down with remorse at his imprudence in letting

Corny go that no one could find the heart to blame him, and all night

the poor lad had rushed up and down seeking, calling, hoping, and

fearing, till he was about used up, and looked nearly as dilapidated as

Corny.

The tale was soon told, and received with the most flattering signs of

interest, wonder, sympathy, and admiration.

"Why in thunder didn't you tell me?--and I'd a got up a hunt wuth

havin',--not go stramashing off alone on a wild goose chase like this.

Never did see such a chap as you be for gittin' inter scrapes,--and out

of 'em too, I'm bound to own," growled Abner.

"That isn't a wild goose, is it?" proudly demanded Corny, pointing to

the cat, which now lay on the ground, while he leaned against a tree to

hide his weariness; for he felt ready to drop, now all the excitement

was over.

"No it ain't, and I congratulate you on a good job. Where did you shoot

her?" asked Abner, stooping to examine the creature.

"Didn't shoot her; broke my gun when I took that header down the

mountain. I hit her a rap with a club, in the cabin where I found her,"

answered Corny, heartily wishing he need not share the prize with any

one. But he was honest, and added at once, "Some one else had put a

bullet into her; I only finished her off."

"Chris did it; he fired a spell back and see the critter run, but we was

too keen after you to stop for any other game. Guess you've had enough

of catamounts for one spell, hey?" and Abner laughed as he looked at

poor Corny, who was a more sorry spectacle than he knew,--ragged and

rough, hatless and shoeless, his face red and swelled with the poisoning

and bites, his eyes heavy with weariness, and in his mouth a bit of

wild-cherry bark which he chewed ravenously.

"No, I haven't! I want this one, and will buy it if Chris will let me. I

said I'd kill one, and I did, and want to keep the skin; for I ought to

have something to show after all this knocking about and turning

somersaults half a mile long," answered Corny stoutly, as he tried to

shoulder his load again.

"Here, give me the varmint, and you hang on to Chris, my boy, or we'll

have to cart you home. You've done first-rate, and now you want a good

meal of vittles to set you up. Right about face, neighbors, and home we

go, to the tune of Hail Columby."

As Abner spoke, the procession set forth. The tall, jolly man, with the

dead animal at his back, went first; then Corny, trying not to lean on

the arm Chris put round him, but very glad of the support; next the good

farmers, all talking at once; while old Buff soberly brought up the

rear, with his eye on the wildcat, well knowing that he would have a

fine feast when the handsome skin was off.

In this order they reached home, and Corny tumbled into his mother's

arms, to be no more seen for some hours. What went on in her room, no

one knows; but when at last the hero emerged, refreshed by sleep and

food, clad in clean clothes, his wounds bound up, and plantain-leaves

dipped in cream spread upon his afflicted countenance, he received the

praises and congratulations showered upon him very meekly. He made no

more boasts of skill and courage that summer, set out on no more wild

hunts, and gave up his own wishes so cheerfully that it was evident

something had worked a helpful change in wilful Corny.

He liked to tell the story of that day and night when his friends were

recounting adventures by sea and land; but he never said much about the

hours on the ledge, always owned that Chris shot the beast, and usually

ended by sagely advising his hearers to let their mothers know, when

they went off on a lark of that kind. Those who knew and loved him best

observed that he was fonder than ever of nibbling checkerberry leaves,

that he didn't mind being laughed at for liking to wear a bit of pine in

his buttonhole, and that the skin of the catamount so hardly won lay

before his study table till the moths ate it up.

[Illustration]

THE COOKING CLASS

A young girl in a little cap and a big apron sat poring over a

cook-book, with a face full of the deepest anxiety. She had the kitchen

to herself, for mamma was out for the day, cook was off duty, and Edith

could mess to her heart's content. She belonged to a cooking-class, the

members of which were to have a lunch at two P. M. with the girl next

door; and now the all absorbing question was, what to make. Turning the

pages of the well-used book, she talked to herself as the various

receipts met her eye.

"Lobster-salad and chicken-croquettes I've had, and neither were very

good. Now I want to distinguish myself by something very nice. I'd try a

meat-porcupine or a mutton-duck if there was time; but they are fussy,

and ought to be rehearsed before given to the class. Bavarian cream

needs berries and whipped cream, and I _won't_ tire my arms beating

eggs. Apricots _a la_ Neige is an easy thing and wholesome, but the

girls won't like it, I know, as well as some rich thing that will make

them ill, as Carrie's plum-pudding did. A little meat dish is best for

lunch. I'd try sweetbreads and bacon, if I didn't hate to burn my face

and scent my clothes, frying. Birds are elegant; let me see if I can do

larded grouse. No, I don't like to touch that cold, fat stuff. How

mortified Ella was, when she had birds on toast and forgot to draw them.

I shouldn't make such a blunder as that, I do hope. Potted pigeons--the

very thing! Had that in our last lesson, but the girls are all crazy

about puff-paste, so they won't try pigeons. Why didn't I think of it at

once?--for we've got them in the house, and don't want them to-day,

mamma being called away. All ready too; so nice! I do detest to pick and

clean birds. 'Simmer from one to three hours.' Plenty of time. I'll do

it! I'll do it! La, la, la!"

And away skipped Edith in high spirits, for she did not love to cook,

yet wished to stand well with the class, some members of which were very

ambitious, and now and then succeeded with an elaborate dish, more by

good luck than skill.

Six plump birds were laid out on a platter, with their legs folded in

the most pathetic manner; these Edith bore away in triumph to the

kitchen, and opening the book before her went to work energetically,

resigning herself to frying the pork and cutting up the onion, which she

had overlooked when hastily reading the receipt. In time they were

stuffed, the legs tied down to the tails, the birds browned in the

stew-pan, and put to simmer with a pinch of herbs.

"Now I can clear up, and rest a bit. If I ever have to work for a living

I _won't_ be a cook," said Edith, with a sigh of weariness as she

washed her dishes, wondering how there could be so many; for no careless

Irish girl would have made a greater clutter over this small job than

the young lady who had not yet learned one of the most important things

that a cook should know.

The bell rang just as she got done, and was planning to lie and rest on

the dining-room sofa till it was time to take up her pigeons.

"Tell whoever it is that I'm engaged," she whispered, as the maid

passed, on her way to the door.

"It's your cousin, miss, from the country, and she has a trunk with her.

Of course she's to come in?" asked Maria, coming back in a moment.

"Oh, dear me! I forgot all about Patty. Mamma said any day this week,

and this is the most inconvenient one of the seven. Of course, she must

come in. Go and tell her I'll be there in a minute," answered Edith, too

well bred not to give even an unwelcome guest a kindly greeting.

Whisking off cap and apron, and taking a last look at the birds, just

beginning to send forth a savory steam, she went to meet her cousin.

Patty was a rosy, country lass of sixteen, plainly dressed and rather

shy, but a sweet, sensible little body, with a fresh, rustic air which

marked her for a field-flower at once.

"How do you do, dear? so sorry mamma is away; called to a sick friend in

a hurry. But I'm here and glad to see you. I've an engagement at two,

and you shall go with me. It's only a lunch close by, just a party of

girls; I'll tell you about it upstairs."

Chatting away, Edith led Patty up to the pretty room ready for her, and

soon both were laughing over a lively account of the exploits of the

cooking-class. Suddenly, in the midst of the cream-pie which had been

her great success, and nearly the death of all who partook thereof,

Edith paused, sniffed the air like a hound, and crying tragically, "They

are burning! They are burning!" rushed down stairs as if the house was

on fire.

Much alarmed, Patty hurried after her, guided to the kitchen by the

sound of lamentation. There she found Edith hanging over a stew-pan,

with anguish in her face and despair in her voice, as she breathlessly

explained the cause of her flight.

"My pigeons! Are they burnt? Do smell and tell me? After all my trouble

I shall be heart-broken if they are spoilt."

Both pretty noses sniffed and sniffed again as the girls bent over the

pan, regardless of the steam which was ruining their crimps and

reddening their noses. Reluctantly, Patty owned that a slight flavor of

scorch did pervade the air, but suggested that a touch more seasoning

would conceal the sad fact.

"I'll try it. Did you ever do any? Do you love to cook? Don't you want

to make something to carry? It would please the girls, and make up for

my burnt mess," said Edith, as she skimmed the broth and added pepper

and salt with a lavish hand:--

"I don't know anything about pigeons, except to feed and pet them. We

don't eat ours. I can cook plain dishes, and make all kinds of bread.

Would biscuit or tea-cake do?"

Patty looked so pleased at the idea of contributing to the feast, that

Edith could not bear to tell her that hot biscuit and tea-cake were not

just the thing for a city lunch. She accepted the offer, and Patty fell

to work so neatly and skilfully that, by the time the pigeons were done,

two pans full of delicious little biscuit were baked, and, folded in a

nice napkin, lay ready to carry off in the porcelain plate with a wreath

of roses painted on it.

In spite of all her flavoring, the burnt odor and taste still lingered

round Edith's dish; but fondly hoping no one would perceive it, she

dressed hastily, gave Patty a touch here and there, and set forth at the

appointed time to Augusta's lunch.

Six girls belonged to this class, and the rule was for each to bring her

contribution and set it on the table prepared to receive them all; then,

when the number was complete, the covers were raised, the dishes

examined, eaten (if possible), and pronounced upon, the prize being

awarded to the best. The girl at whose house the lunch was given

provided the prize, and they were often both pretty and valuable.

On this occasion a splendid bouquet of Jaqueminot roses in a lovely vase

ornamented the middle of the table, and the eyes of all rested

admiringly upon it, as the seven girls gathered round, after depositing

their dishes.

Patty had been kindly welcomed, and soon forgot her shyness in wonder at

the handsome dresses, graceful manners, and lively gossip of the girls.

A pleasant, merry set, all wearing the uniform of the class, dainty

white aprons and coquettish caps with many-colored ribbons, like stage

maid-servants. At the sound of a silver bell, each took her place before

the covered dish which bore her name, and when Augusta said, "Ladies, we

will begin," off went napkins, silver covers, white paper, or whatever

hid the contribution from longing eyes. A moment of deep silence, while

quick glances took in the prospect, and then a unanimous explosion of

laughter followed; for six platters of potted pigeons stood upon the

board, with nothing but the flowers to break the ludicrous monotony of

the scene.

How they laughed! for a time they could do nothing else, because if one

tried to explain she broke down and joined in the gale of merriment

again quite helplessly. One or two got hysterical and cried as well as

laughed, and all made such a noise that Augusta's mamma peeped in to see

what was the matter. Six agitated hands pointed to the comical sight on

the table, which looked as if a flight of potted pigeons had alighted

there, and six breathless voices cried in a chorus: "Isn't it funny?

Don't tell!"

Much amused, the good lady retired to enjoy the joke alone, while the

exhausted girls wiped their eyes and began to talk, all at once. Such a

clatter! but out of it all Patty evolved the fact that each meant to

surprise the rest,--and they certainly had.

"I tried puff-paste," said Augusta, fanning her hot face.

"So did I," cried the others.

"And it was a dead failure."

"So was mine," echoed the voices.

"Then I thought I'd do the other dish we had that day--"

"Just what I did."

"Feeling sure you would all try the pastry, and perhaps get on better

than I."

"Exactly our case," and a fresh laugh ended this general confession.

"Now we must eat our pigeons, as we have nothing else, and it is against

the rule to add from outside stores. I propose that we each pass our

dish round; then we can all criticise it, and so get some good out of

this very funny lunch."

Augusta's plan was carried out; and all being hungry after their unusual

exertions, the girls fell upon the unfortunate birds like so many

famished creatures. The first one went very well, but when the dishes

were passed again, each taster looked at it anxiously; for none were

very good, there was nothing to fall back upon, and variety is the spice

of life, as every one knows.

"Oh, for a slice of bread," sighed one damsel.

"Why didn't we think of it?" asked another.

"I did, but we always have so much cake I thought it was foolish to lay

in rolls," exclaimed Augusta, rather mortified at the neglect.

"I expected to have to taste six pies, and one doesn't want bread with

pastry, you know."

As Edith spoke she suddenly remembered Patty's biscuit, which had been

left on the side-table by their modest maker, as there seemed to be no

room for them.

Rejoicing now over the rather despised dish, Edith ran to get it, saying

as she set it in the middle, with a flourish:--

"My cousin's contribution. She came so late we only had time for that.

So glad I took the liberty of bringing her and them."

A murmur of welcome greeted the much-desired addition to the feast,

which would have been a decided failure without it, and the pretty plate

went briskly round, till nothing was left but the painted roses in it.

With this help the best of the potted pigeons were eaten, while a lively

discussion went on about what they would have next time.

"Let us each tell our dish, and not change. We shall never learn if we

don't keep to one thing till we do it well. I will choose mince-pie, and

bring a good one, if it takes me all the week to do it," said Edith,

heroically taking the hardest thing she could think of, to encourage the

others.

Fired by this noble example, each girl pledged herself to do or die, and

a fine list of rich dishes was made out by these ambitious young cooks.

Then a vote of thanks to Patty was passed, her biscuit unanimously

pronounced the most successful contribution, and the vase presented to

the delighted girl, whose blushes were nearly as deep as the color of

the flowers behind which she tried to hide them.

Soon after this ceremony the party broke up, and Edith went home to tell

the merry story, proudly adding that the country cousin had won the

prize.

"You rash child, to undertake mince-pie. It is one of the hardest things

to make, and about the most unwholesome when eaten. Read the receipt and

see what you have pledged yourself to do, my dear," said her mother,

much amused at the haps and mishaps of the cooking-class.

Edith opened her book and started bravely off at "Puff-paste;" but by

the time she had come to the end of the three pages devoted to

directions for the making of that indigestible delicacy, her face was

very sober, and when she read aloud the following receipt for the

mince-meat, despair slowly settled upon her like a cloud.

One cup chopped meat; 1-1/2 cups raisins; 1-1/2 cups currants;

1-1/2 cups brown sugar; 1-1/3 cups molasses; 3 cups chopped apples;

1 cup meat liquor; 2 teaspoonfuls salt; 2 teaspoonfuls cinnamon;

1/2 teaspoonful mace; 1/2 teaspoonful powdered cloves; 1 lemon,

grated; 1/4 piece citron, sliced; 1/2 cup brandy; 1/4 cup wine; 3

teaspoonfuls rosewater.

"Oh me, what a job! I shall have to work at it every day till next

Saturday, for the paste alone will take all the wits I've got. I _was_

rash, but I spoke without thinking, and wanted to do something really

fine. We can't be shown about things, so I must blunder along as well as

I can," groaned Edith.

"I can help about the measuring and weighing, and chopping. I always

help mother at Thanksgiving time, and she makes splendid pies. We only

have mince then, as she thinks it's bad for us," said Patty, full of

sympathy and good will.

"What are you to take to the lunch?" asked Edith's mother, smiling at

her daughter's mournful face, bent over the fatal book full of dainty

messes, that tempted the unwary learner to her doom.

"Only coffee. I can't make fancy things, but my coffee is always good.

They said they wanted it, so I offered."

"I will have my pills and powders ready, for if you all go on at this

rate you will need a dose of some sort after your lunch. Give your

orders, Edith, and devote your mind to the task. I wish you good luck

and good digestion, my dears."

With that the mamma left the girls to cheer one another, and lay plans

for a daily lesson till the perfect pie was made.

They certainly did their best, for they began on Monday, and each

morning through the week went to the mighty task with daily increasing

courage and skill. They certainly needed the former, for even

good-natured Nancy got tired of having "the young ladies messing round

so much," and looked cross as the girls appeared in the kitchen.

Edith's brothers laughed at the various failures which appeared at

table, and dear mamma was tired of tasting pastry and mince-meat in all

stages of progression. But the undaunted damsels kept on till Saturday

came, and a very superior pie stood ready to be offered for the

inspection of the class.

"I never want to see another," said Edith, as the girls dressed

together, weary, but well satisfied with their labor; for the pie had

been praised by all beholders, and the fragrance of Patty's coffee

filled the house, as it stood ready to be poured, hot and clear, into

the best silver pot, at the last moment.

"Well, I feel as if I'd lived in a spice mill this week, or a

pastry-cook's kitchen; and I am glad we are done. Your brothers won't

get any pie for a long while I guess, if it depends on you," laughed

Patty, putting on the new ribbons her cousin had given her.

"When Florence's brothers were here last night, I heard those rascals

making all sorts of fun of us, and Alf said we ought to let them come to

lunch. I scorned the idea, and made their mouths water telling about the

good things we were going to have," said Edith, exulting over the severe

remarks she had made to these gluttonous young men, who adored pie, yet

jeered at unfortunate cooks.

Florence, the lunch-giver of the week, had made her table pretty with a

posy at each place, put the necessary roll in each artistically folded

napkin, and hung the prize from the gas burner,--a large blue satin bag

full of the most delicious bonbons money could buy. There was some delay

about beginning, as one distracted cook sent word that her potato-puffs

_wouldn't_ brown, and begged them to wait for her. So they adjourned to

the parlor, and talked till the flushed, but triumphant Ella arrived

with the puffs in fine order.

When all was ready, and the covers raised, another surprise awaited

them; not a merry one, like the last, but a very serious affair, which

produced domestic warfare in two houses at least. On each dish lay a

card bearing a new name for these carefully prepared delicacies. The

mince-pie was re-christened "Nightmare," veal cutlets "Dyspepsia,"

escalloped lobster "Fits," lemon sherbet "Colic," coffee "Palpitation,"

and so on, even to the pretty sack of confectionery which was labelled

"Toothache."

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