THE Teenie Weenies teased the Dunce a great deal after his experience in
the taffy plate, and if it hadn’t been for an event which soon took
place he would have had to stand much more of their joking.
[‡Illustration: Decoration]
For a long time the Teenie Weenies had thought of holding a field day.
Their interest in athletics probably started from the example of the
Chinaman, who had become quite expert as a pole vaulter. The little
fellow made a vaulting pole out of a dry straw, and with this he could
vault over a dandelion with the greatest ease.
“Do you-all know that we could have a field day if we really tried?”
asked Gogo one afternoon of a group of the little fellows as they sat
watching the Chinaman. “Now there is the Chinaman, who could enter the
pole vault, the Turk can run fast and he can jump and I can put the
shot. Why, we could have a powerful fine field day.”
“And say!” exclaimed Rufus Rhyme. “How’s this for a yell:
“Rah! Rah! Rah!
Zip boom Fah!
Teenie Weenie! Teenie Weenie!
Rah! Rah! Rah!”
[‡Illustration: Throwing a ball]
“That’s fine!” shouted the little chaps, and they practiced the yell
until they fairly rattled the leaves on the old rose bush.
Everybody was greatly excited over the suggestion for a field day, and
for several weeks the little men trained for the great event. A place
was chosen on a fine sandy spot near the shoe house where the little
people could hold their games in perfect safety. A big board fence stood
on one side, while a row of bushes protected them from prying eyes on
the other side.
For several days the Old Soldier and the Turk had worked hard getting
things ready for the great day. Many hurdles were built out of matches
and two long poles were set firmly in the ground for the pole vault. The
Teenie Weenie ladies, led by the Lady of Fashion, found a piece of an
old silk necktie, which they cut up and made into many tiny pennants, on
which they embroidered the Teenie Weenie monogram.
[‡Illustration: Hurdles]
The day of the great event proved to be warm and pleasant and many tiny
records were broken by the little folks. Gogo proved to be the hero of
the day. Besides acting as trainer to the athletes, he broke the Teenie
Weenie record for the shot put, hurling the B B buck shot forty-two and
a half (Teenie Weenie) feet, which is twenty-one and a quarter inches in
our measurement. This mighty effort beat the record by two and a half
feet, which had been held by Paddy Pinn for several years.
[‡Illustration: High jump]
The Turk won the hundred and twenty yard hurdle race, beating the Dunce
by two seconds. The Scotchman won the hundred yard dash, while the Clown
took away the honors in the high jump. The little fellow cleared the
match at seven and a half (Teenie Weenie) feet, or three and
three-quarters inches.
The Chinaman set a new record for the pole vault.
The little chap cleared the straw at fifteen (Teenie Weenie) feet.
The Teenie Weenies had a most wonderful day, and that night they held a
banquet in honor of the occasion. The desks were removed from the floor
of the school house, a huge table was brought in and the Cook dished up
one of the finest dinners the little people ever ate.
The Dunce ate so much of the big stuffed prune, which was served for
dessert, that he had to go to bed, but the rest of the little folks
danced until a late hour.
[‡Illustration: Bee]
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