FUZZY-WUZZY

THE Dunce teased the Chinaman a great deal after his experience with the

pinching-bug, but the little fellow took it in good humor.

“Allee same me havee chance to laughee at you sometime maybe,” said the

Chinaman. “Me no get mad but me likee chance to laugh at you.”

“All right Chink,” laughed the Dunce, “if I ever get a pinchin’-bug on

my shirt tail you can laugh yourself sore.”

“Well me waitee; maybe time come when me allee same laughee,” said the

Chinaman.

The Chinaman’s chance came sooner than he expected. Every Sunday

afternoon the Teenie Weenies took a long walk, for it was healthful to

walk in the fresh air, and besides it made them hungry for the fine

dinner which the Cook always prepared.

One Sunday during their walk the little people stopped to pay a short

call on an old hen and her chickens who lived some little distance from

the shoe house. After chatting with the hen and her children for some

time the little people continued their walk through a big open field

where they finally sat down to rest on a soft, mossy bank.

“Where’s the Dunce?” asked the General, as he sat down beside the Lady

of Fashion.

“I haven’t seen him since we left the old hen,” answered the little

lady.

“He’s back there teasing those chickens,” announced Gogo. “I told him

he’d better look out, or the first thing he knew he’d get a powerful

good peckin’, for one of them fuzzy chickens looked mighty mad, that’s

what she did.”

“It would just serve him right,” laughed the General. “And maybe it

would teach him a lesson—”

“H-e-l-p! H-e-l-p!” came a voice from over a bank of earth, and suddenly

the Dunce dashed into view followed by a very angry young chicken. The

frightened Dunce was covering the ground in great leaps, and just as he

ran into the midst of the startled Teenie Weenies the chicken overtook

him.

“There, you little rascal!” shouted the chicken, giving the Dunce a peck

with her beak which sent the little chap sprawling in the dirt.

“What’s the trouble?” asked the General, jumping to his feet.

“He was callin’ me ‘fuzzy-wuzzy’ and throwing things at me—that’s what

he was,” said the chicken, “and I stood it just as long as I could and I

chased him, that’s what I did, and I’ll do it again, too, if he ever

teases me again.”

“You did exactly the right thing,” said the General, “and I hope this

will be a lesson to him.”

“I suppose I shouldn’t have lost my temper, but I couldn’t stand it

another minute,” said the chicken as she trotted away in the direction

of her home.

“J-J-J-Jimminie C-C-C-Christmas!” exclaimed the Dunce, “but that fool

chicken gave me an awful wallop.”

[‡Illustration: The Chicken]

That night there was a big black and blue spot on the Dunce’s back and

the Doctor had to rub it with salve, but it really did the foolish

fellow a lot of good, for he has done no teasing since.

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