THE SEVEN VAGABONDS

Rambling on foot in the spring of my life and the summer of the year, I

came one afternoon to a point which gave me the choice of three

directions. Straight before me the main road extended its dusty length

to Boston; on the left a branch went toward the sea, and would have

lengthened my journey a trifle of twenty or thirty miles, while by the

right-hand path I might have gone over hills and lakes to Canada,

visiting in my way the celebrated town of Stamford. On a level spot of

grass at the foot of the guide-post appeared an object which, though

locomotive on a different principle, reminded me of Gulliver’s portable

mansion among the Brobdignags. It was a huge covered wagon—or, more

properly, a small house on wheels—with a door on one side and a window

shaded by green blinds on the other. Two horses munching provender out

of the baskets which muzzled them were fastened near the vehicle. A

delectable sound of music proceeded from the interior, and I

immediately conjectured that this was some itinerant show halting at

the confluence of the roads to intercept such idle travellers as

myself. A shower had long been climbing up the western sky, and now

hung so blackly over my onward path that it was a point of wisdom to

seek shelter here.

“Halloo! Who stands guard here? Is the doorkeeper asleep?” cried I,

approaching a ladder of two or three steps which was let down from the

wagon.

The music ceased at my summons, and there appeared at the door, not the

sort of figure that I had mentally assigned to the wandering showman,

but a most respectable old personage whom I was sorry to have addressed

in so free a style. He wore a snuff-colored coat and small-clothes,

with white top-boots, and exhibited the mild dignity of aspect and

manner which may often be noticed in aged schoolmasters, and sometimes

in deacons, selectmen or other potentates of that kind. A small piece

of silver was my passport within his premises, where I found only one

other person, hereafter to be described.

“This is a dull day for business,” said the old gentleman as he ushered

me in; “but I merely tarry here to refresh the cattle, being bound for

the camp-meeting at Stamford.”

Perhaps the movable scene of this narrative is still peregrinating New

England, and may enable the reader to test the accuracy of my

description. The spectacle—for I will not use the unworthy term of

“puppet-show”—consisted of a multitude of little people assembled on a

miniature stage. Among them were artisans of every kind in the

attitudes of their toil, and a group of fair ladies and gay gentlemen

standing ready for the dance; a company of foot-soldiers formed a line

across the stage, looking stern, grim and terrible enough to make it a

pleasant consideration that they were but three inches high; and

conspicuous above the whole was seen a Merry Andrew in the pointed cap

and motley coat of his profession. All the inhabitants of this mimic

world were motionless, like the figures in a picture, or like that

people who one moment were alive in the midst of their business and

delights and the next were transformed to statues, preserving an

eternal semblance of labor that was ended and pleasure that could be

felt no more. Anon, however, the old gentleman turned the handle of a

barrel-organ, the first note of which produced a most enlivening effect

upon the figures and awoke them all to their proper occupations and

amusements. By the selfsame impulse the tailor plied his needle, the

blacksmith’s hammer descended upon the anvil and the dancers whirled

away on feathery tiptoes; the company of soldiers broke into platoons,

retreated from the stage, and were succeeded by a troop of horse, who

came prancing onward with such a sound of trumpets and trampling of

hoofs as might have startled Don Quixote himself; while an old toper of

inveterate ill-habits uplifted his black bottle and took off a hearty

swig. Meantime, the Merry Andrew began to caper and turn somersets,

shaking his sides, nodding his head and winking his eyes in as lifelike

a manner as if he were ridiculing the nonsense of all human affairs and

making fun of the whole multitude beneath him. At length the old

magician (for I compared the showman to Prospero entertaining his

guests with a masque of shadows) paused that I might give utterance to

my wonder.

“What an admirable piece of work is this!” exclaimed I, lifting up my

hands in astonishment.

Indeed, I liked the spectacle and was tickled with the old man’s

gravity as he presided at it, for I had none of that foolish wisdom

which reproves every occupation that is not useful in this world of

vanities. If there be a faculty which I possess more perfectly than

most men, it is that of throwing myself mentally into situations

foreign to my own and detecting with a cheerful eye the desirable

circumstances of each. I could have envied the life of this gray-headed

showman, spent as it had been in a course of safe and pleasurable

adventure in driving his huge vehicle sometimes through the sands of

Cape Cod and sometimes over the rough forest-roads of the north and

east, and halting now on the green before a village meeting-house and

now in a paved square of the metropolis. How often must his heart have

been gladdened by the delight of children as they viewed these animated

figures, or his pride indulged by haranguing learnedly to grown men on

the mechanical powers which produced such wonderful effects, or his

gallantry brought into play—for this is an attribute which such grave

men do not lack—by the visits of pretty maidens! And then with how

fresh a feeling must he return at intervals to his own peculiar home!

“I would I were assured of as happy a life as his,” thought I.

Though the showman’s wagon might have accommodated fifteen or twenty

spectators, it now contained only himself and me and a third person, at

whom I threw a glance on entering. He was a neat and trim young man of

two or three and twenty; his drab hat and green frock-coat with velvet

collar were smart, though no longer new, while a pair of green

spectacles that seemed needless to his brisk little eyes gave him

something of a scholar-like and literary air. After allowing me a

sufficient time to inspect the puppets, he advanced with a bow and drew

my attention to some books in a corner of the wagon. These he forthwith

began to extol with an amazing volubility of well-sounding words and an

ingenuity of praise that won him my heart as being myself one of the

most merciful of critics. Indeed, his stock required some considerable

powers of commendation in the salesman. There were several ancient

friends of mine—the novels of those happy days when my affections

wavered between the _Scottish Chiefs_ and _Thomas Thumb_—besides a few

of later date whose merits had not been acknowledged by the public. I

was glad to find that dear little venerable volume the _New England

Primer_, looking as antique as ever, though in its thousandth new

edition; a bundle of superannuated gilt picture-books made such a child

of me that, partly for the glittering covers and partly for the

fairy-tales within, I bought the whole, and an assortment of ballads

and popular theatrical songs drew largely on my purse. To balance these

expenditures, I meddled neither with sermons nor science nor morality,

though volumes of each were there, nor with a _Life of Franklin_ in the

coarsest of paper, but so showily bound that it was emblematical of the

doctor himself in the court-dress which he refused to wear at Paris,

nor with Webster’s spelling-book, nor some of Byron’s minor poems, nor

half a dozen little Testaments at twenty-five cents each. Thus far the

collection might have been swept from some great bookstore or picked up

at an evening auction-room, but there was one small blue-covered

pamphlet which the pedler handed me with so peculiar an air that I

purchased it immediately at his own price; and then for the first time

the thought struck me that I had spoken face to face with the veritable

author of a printed book.

The literary-man now evinced a great kindness for me, and I ventured to

inquire which way he was travelling.

“Oh,” said he, “I keep company with this old gentlemen here, and we are

moving now toward the camp-meeting at Stamford.”

He then explained to me that for the present season he had rented a

corner of the wagon as a book-store, which, as he wittily observed, was

a true circulating library, since there were few parts of the country

where it had not gone its rounds. I approved of the plan exceedingly,

and began to sum up within my mind the many uncommon felicities in the

life of a book-pedler, especially when his character resembled that of

the individual before me. At a high rate was to be reckoned the daily

and hourly enjoyment of such interviews as the present, in which he

seized upon the admiration of a passing stranger and made him aware

that a man of literary taste, and even of literary achievement, was

travelling the country in a showman’s wagon. A more valuable yet not

infrequent triumph might be won in his conversations with some elderly

clergyman long vegetating in a rocky, woody, watery back-settlement of

New England, who as he recruited his library from the pedler’s stock of

sermons would exhort him to seek a college education and become the

first scholar in his class. Sweeter and prouder yet would be his

sensations when, talking poetry while he sold spelling-books, he should

charm the mind, and haply touch the heart, of a fair country

schoolmistress, herself an unhonored poetess, a wearer of blue

stockings which none but himself took pains to look at. But the scene

of his completest glory would be when the wagon had halted for the

night and his stock of books was transferred to some crowded bar-room.

Then would he recommend to the multifarious company, whether traveller

from the city, or teamster from the hills, or neighboring squire, or

the landlord himself, or his loutish hostler, works suited to each

particular taste and capacity, proving, all the while, by acute

criticism and profound remark, that the lore in his books was even

exceeded by that in his brain. Thus happily would he traverse the land,

sometimes a herald before the march of Mind, sometimes walking arm in

arm with awful Literature, and reaping everywhere a harvest of real and

sensible popularity which the secluded bookworms by whose toil he lived

could never hope for.

“If ever I meddle with literature,” thought I, fixing myself in

adamantine resolution, “it shall be as a travelling bookseller.”

Though it was still mid-afternoon, the air had now grown dark about us,

and a few drops of rain came down upon the roof of our vehicle,

pattering like the feet of birds that had flown thither to rest. A

sound of pleasant voices made us listen, and there soon appeared

halfway up the ladder the pretty person of a young damsel whose rosy

face was so cheerful that even amid the gloomy light it seemed as if

the sunbeams were peeping under her bonnet. We next saw the dark and

handsome features of a young man who, with easier gallantry than might

have been expected in the heart of Yankee-land, was assisting her into

the wagon. It became immediately evident to us, when the two strangers

stood within the door, that they were of a profession kindred to those

of my companions, and I was delighted with the more than hospitable—the

even paternal—kindness of the old showman’s manner as he welcomed them,

while the man of literature hastened to lead the merry-eyed girl to a

seat on the long bench.

“You are housed but just in time, my young friends,” said the master of

the wagon; “the sky would have been down upon you within five minutes.”

The young man’s reply marked him as a foreigner—not by any variation

from the idiom and accent of good English, but because he spoke with

more caution and accuracy than if perfectly familiar with the language.

“We knew that a shower was hanging over us,” said he, “and consulted

whether it were best to enter the house on the top of yonder hill, but,

seeing your wagon in the road—”

“We agreed to come hither,” interrupted the girl, with a smile,

“because we should be more at home in a wandering house like this.”

I, meanwhile, with many a wild and undetermined fantasy was narrowly

inspecting these two doves that had flown into our ark. The young man,

tall, agile and athletic, wore a mass of black shining curls clustering

round a dark and vivacious countenance which, if it had not greater

expression, was at least more active and attracted readier notice, than

the quiet faces of our countrymen. At his first appearance he had been

laden with a neat mahogany box of about two feet square, but very light

in proportion to its size, which he had immediately unstrapped from his

shoulders and deposited on the floor of the wagon.

The girl had nearly as fair a complexion as our own beauties, and a

brighter one than most of them; the lightness of her figure, which

seemed calculated to traverse the whole world without weariness, suited

well with the glowing cheerfulness of her face, and her gay attire,

combining the rainbow hues of crimson, green and a deep orange, was as

proper to her lightsome aspect as if she had been born in it. This gay

stranger was appropriately burdened with that mirth-inspiring

instrument the fiddle, which her companion took from her hands, and

shortly began the process of tuning. Neither of us the previous company

of the wagon needed to inquire their trade, for this could be no

mystery to frequenters of brigade-musters, ordinations, cattle-shows,

commencements, and other festal meetings in our sober land; and there

is a dear friend of mine who will smile when this page recalls to his

memory a chivalrous deed performed by us in rescuing the show-box of

such a couple from a mob of great double-fisted countrymen.

“Come,” said I to the damsel of gay attire; “shall we visit all the

wonders of the world together?”

She understood the metaphor at once, though, indeed, it would not much

have troubled me if she had assented to the literal meaning of my

words. The mahogany box was placed in a proper position, and I peeped

in through its small round magnifying-window while the girl sat by my

side and gave short descriptive sketches as one after another the

pictures were unfolded to my view. We visited together—at least, our

imaginations did—full many a famous city in the streets of which I had

long yearned to tread. Once, I remember, we were in the harbor of

Barcelona, gazing townward; next, she bore me through the air to Sicily

and bade me look up at blazing Ætna; then we took wing to Venice and

sat in a gondola beneath the arch of the Rialto, and anon she set me

down among the thronged spectators at the coronation of Napoleon. But

there was one scene—its locality she could not tell—which charmed my

attention longer than all those gorgeous palaces and churches, because

the fancy haunted me that I myself the preceding summer had beheld just

such a humble meeting-house, in just such a pine-surrounded nook, among

our own green mountains. All these pictures were tolerably executed,

though far inferior to the girl’s touches of description; nor was it

easy to comprehend how in so few sentences, and these, as I supposed,

in a language foreign to her, she contrived to present an airy copy of

each varied scene.

When we had travelled through the vast extent of the mahogany box, I

looked into my guide’s face.

“‘Where are you going, my pretty maid?’” inquired I, in the words of an

old song.

“Ah!” said the gay damsel; “you might as well ask where the summer wind

is going. We are wanderers here and there and everywhere. Wherever

there is mirth our merry hearts are drawn to it. To-day, indeed, the

people have told us of a great frolic and festival in these parts; so

perhaps we may be needed at what you call the camp-meeting at

Stamford.”

Then, in my happy youth, and while her pleasant voice yet sounded in my

ears, I sighed; for none but myself, I thought, should have been her

companion in a life which seemed to realize my own wild fancies

cherished all through visionary boyhood to that hour. To these two

strangers the world was in its Golden Age—not that, indeed, it was less

dark and sad than ever, but because its weariness and sorrow had no

community with their ethereal nature. Wherever they might appear in

their pilgrimage of bliss, Youth would echo back their gladness,

care-stricken Maturity would rest a moment from its toil, and Age,

tottering among the graves, would smile in withered joy for their

sakes. The lonely cot, the narrow and gloomy street, the sombre shade,

would catch a passing gleam like that now shining on ourselves as these

bright spirits wandered by. Blessed pair, whose happy home was

throughout all the earth! I looked at my shoulders, and thought them

broad enough to sustain those pictured towns and mountains; mine, too,

was an elastic foot as tireless as the wing of the bird of Paradise;

mine was then an untroubled heart that would have gone singing on its

delightful way.

“Oh, maiden,” said I aloud, “why did you not come hither alone?”

While the merry girl and myself were busy with the show-box the

unceasing rain had driven another wayfarer into the wagon. He seemed

pretty nearly of the old showman’s age, but much smaller, leaner and

more withered than he, and less respectably clad in a patched suit of

gray; withal, he had a thin, shrewd countenance and a pair of

diminutive gray eyes, which peeped rather too keenly out of their

puckered sockets. This old fellow had been joking with the showman in a

manner which intimated previous acquaintance, but, perceiving that the

damsel and I had terminated our affairs, he drew forth a folded

document and presented it to me. As I had anticipated, it proved to be

a circular, written in a very fair and legible hand and signed by

several distinguished gentlemen whom I had never heard of, stating that

the bearer had encountered every variety of misfortune and recommending

him to the notice of all charitable people. Previous disbursements had

left me no more than a five-dollar bill, out of which, however, I

offered to make the beggar a donation provided he would give me change

for it. The object of my beneficence looked keenly in my face, and

discerned that I had none of that abominable spirit, characteristic

though it be, of a full-blooded Yankee, which takes pleasure in

detecting every little harmless piece of knavery.

“Why, perhaps,” said the ragged old mendicant, “if the bank is in good

standing, I can’t say but I may have enough about me to change your

bill.”

“It is a bill of the Suffolk Bank,” said I, “and better than the

specie.”

As the beggar had nothing to object, he now produced a small buff

leather bag tied up carefully with a shoe-string. When this was opened,

there appeared a very comfortable treasure of silver coins of all sorts

and sizes, and I even fancied that I saw gleaming among them the golden

plumage of that rare bird in our currency the American eagle. In this

precious heap was my bank-note deposited, the rate of exchange being

considerably against me.

His wants being thus relieved, the destitute man pulled out of his

pocket an old pack of greasy cards which had probably contributed to

fill the buff leather bag in more ways than one.

“Come!” said he; “I spy a rare fortune in your face, and for

twenty-five cents more I’ll tell you what it is.”

I never refuse to take a glimpse into futurity; so, after shuffling the

cards and when the fair damsel had cut them, I dealt a portion to the

prophetic beggar. Like others of his profession, before predicting the

shadowy events that were moving on to meet me he gave proof of his

preternatural science by describing scenes through which I had already

passed.

Here let me have credit for a sober fact. When the old man had read a

page in his book of fate, he bent his keen gray eyes on mine and

proceeded to relate in all its minute particulars what was then the

most singular event of my life. It was one which I had no purpose to

disclose till the general unfolding of all secrets, nor would it be a

much stranger instance of inscrutable knowledge or fortunate conjecture

if the beggar were to meet me in the street today and repeat word for

word the page which I have here written.

The fortune-teller, after predicting a destiny which time seems loth to

make good, put up his cards, secreted his treasure-bag and began to

converse with the other occupants of the wagon.

“Well, old friend,” said the showman, “you have not yet told us which

way your face is turned this afternoon.”

“I am taking a trip northward this warm weather,” replied the conjurer,

“across the Connecticut first, and then up through Vermont, and maybe

into Canada before the fall. But I must stop and see the breaking up of

the camp-meeting at Stamford.”

I began to think that all the vagrants in New England were converging

to the camp-meeting and had made this wagon, their rendezvous by the

way.

The showman now proposed that when the shower was over they should

pursue the road to Stamford together, it being sometimes the policy of

these people to form a sort of league and confederacy.

“And the young lady too,” observed the gallant bibliopolist, bowing to

her profoundly, “and this foreign gentleman, as I understand, are on a

jaunt of pleasure to the same spot. It would add incalculably to my own

enjoyment, and I presume to that of my colleague and his friend, if

they could be prevailed upon to join our party.”

This arrangement met with approbation on all hands, nor were any of

those concerned more sensible of its advantages than myself, who had no

title to be included in it.

Having already satisfied myself as to the several modes in which the

four others attained felicity, I next set my mind at work to discover

what enjoyments were peculiar to the old “straggler,” as the people of

the country would have termed the wandering mendicant and prophet. As

he pretended to familiarity with the devil, so I fancied that he was

fitted to pursue and take delight in his way of life by possessing some

of the mental and moral characteristics—the lighter and more comic

ones—of the devil in popular stories. Among them might be reckoned a

love of deception for its own sake, a shrewd eye and keen relish for

human weakness and ridiculous infirmity, and the talent of petty fraud.

Thus to this old man there would be pleasure even in the

consciousness—so insupportable to some minds—that his whole life was a

cheat upon the world, and that, so far as he was concerned with the

public, his little cunning had the upper hand of its united wisdom.

Every day would furnish him with a succession of minute and pungent

triumphs—as when, for instance, his importunity wrung a pittance out of

the heart of a miser, or when my silly good-nature transferred a part

of my slender purse to his plump leather bag, or when some ostentatious

gentleman should throw a coin to the ragged beggar who was richer than

himself, or when—though he would not always be so decidedly

diabolical—his pretended wants should make him a sharer in the scanty

living of real indigence. And then what an inexhaustible field of

enjoyment, both as enabling him to discern so much folly and achieve

such quantities of minor mischief, was opened to his sneering spirit by

his pretensions to prophetic knowledge.

All this was a sort of happiness which I could conceive of, though I

had little sympathy with it. Perhaps, had I been then inclined to admit

it, I might have found that the roving life was more proper to him than

to either of his companions; for Satan, to whom I had compared the poor

man, has delighted, ever since the time of Job, in “wandering up and

down upon the earth,” and, indeed, a crafty disposition which operates

not in deep-laid plans, but in disconnected tricks, could not have an

adequate scope, unless naturally impelled to a continual change of

scene and society.

My reflections were here interrupted.

“Another visitor!” exclaimed the old showman.

The door of the wagon had been closed against the tempest, which was

roaring and blustering with prodigious fury and commotion and beating

violently against our shelter, as if it claimed all those homeless

people for its lawful prey, while we, caring little for the displeasure

of the elements, sat comfortably talking. There was now an attempt to

open the door, succeeded by a voice uttering some strange,

unintelligible gibberish which my companions mistook for Greek and I

suspected to be thieves’ Latin. However, the showman stepped forward

and gave admittance to a figure which made me imagine either that our

wagon had rolled back two hundred years into past ages or that the

forest and its old inhabitants had sprung up around us by enchantment.

It was a red Indian armed with his bow and arrow. His dress was a sort

of cap adorned with a single feather of some wild bird, and a frock of

blue cotton girded tight about him; on his breast, like orders of

knighthood, hung a crescent and a circle and other ornaments of silver,

while a small crucifix betokened that our father the pope had

interposed between the Indian and the Great Spirit whom he had

worshipped in his simplicity. This son of the wilderness and pilgrim of

the storm took his place silently in the midst of us. When the first

surprise was over, I rightly conjectured him to be one of the Penobscot

tribe, parties of which I had often seen in their summer excursions

down our Eastern rivers. There they paddle their birch canoes among the

coasting-schooners, and build their wigwam beside some roaring

mill-dam, and drive a little trade in basket-work where their fathers

hunted deer. Our new visitor was probably wandering through the country

toward Boston, subsisting on the careless charity of the people while

he turned his archery to profitable account by shooting at cents which

were to be the prize of his successful aim.

The Indian had not long been seated ere our merry damsel sought to draw

him into conversation. She, indeed, seemed all made up of sunshine in

the month of May, for there was nothing so dark and dismal that her

pleasant mind could not cast a glow over it; and the wild man, like a

fir tree in his native forest, soon began to brighten into a sort of

sombre cheerfulness. At length she inquired whether his journey had any

particular end or purpose.

“I go shoot at the camp-meeting at Stamford,” replied the Indian.

“And here are five more,” said the girl, “all aiming at the

camp-meeting too. You shall be one of us, for we travel with light

hearts; and, as for me, I sing merry songs and tell merry tales and am

full of merry thoughts, and I dance merrily along the road, so that

there is never any sadness among them that keep me company. But oh, you

would find it very dull indeed to go all the way to Stamford alone.”

My ideas of the aboriginal character led me to fear that the Indian

would prefer his own solitary musings to the gay society thus offered

him; on the contrary, the girl’s proposal met with immediate acceptance

and seemed to animate him with a misty expectation of enjoyment.

I now gave myself up to a course of thought which, whether it flowed

naturally from this combination of events or was drawn forth by a

wayward fancy, caused my mind to thrill as if I were listening to deep

music. I saw mankind in this weary old age of the world either enduring

a sluggish existence amid the smoke and dust of cities, or, if they

breathed a purer air, still lying down at night with no hope but to

wear out to-morrow, and all the to-morrows which make up life, among

the same dull scenes and in the same wretched toil that had darkened

the sunshine of today. But there were some full of the primeval

instinct who preserved the freshness of youth to their latest years by

the continual excitement of new objects, new pursuits and new

associates, and cared little, though their birthplace might have been

here in New England, if the grave should close over them in Central

Asia. Fate was summoning a parliament of these free spirits;

unconscious of the impulse which directed them to a common centre, they

had come hither from far and near, and last of all appeared the

representatives of those mighty vagrants who had chased the deer during

thousands of years, and were chasing it now in the spirit-land.

Wandering down through the waste of ages, the woods had vanished around

his path; his arm had lost somewhat of its strength, his foot of its

fleetness, his mien of its wild regality, his heart and mind of their

savage virtue and uncultured force, but here, untamable to the routine

of artificial life, roving now along the dusty road as of old over the

forest-leaves,—here was the Indian still.

“Well,” said the old showman, in the midst of my meditations, “here is

an honest company of us—one, two, three, four, five, six—all going to

the camp-meeting at Stamford. Now, hoping no offence, I should like to

know where this young gentleman may be going?”

I started. How came I among these wanderers? The free mind that

preferred its own folly to another’s wisdom, the open spirit that found

companions everywhere—above all, the restless impulse that had so often

made me wretched in the midst of enjoyments,—these were my claims to be

of their society.

“My friends,” cried I, stepping into the centre of the wagon, “I am

going with you to the camp-meeting at Stamford.”

“But in what capacity?” asked the old showman, after a moment’s

silence. “All of us here can get our bread in some creditable way.

Every honest man should have his livelihood. You, sir, as I take it,

are a mere strolling gentleman.”

I proceeded to inform the company that when Nature gave me a propensity

to their way of life she had not left me altogether destitute of

qualifications for it, though I could not deny that my talent was less

respectable, and might be less profitable, than the meanest of theirs.

My design, in short, was to imitate the story-tellers of whom Oriental

travellers have told us, and become an itinerant novelist, reciting my

own extemporaneous fictions to such audiences as I could collect.

“Either this,” said I, “is my vocation, or I have been born in vain.”

The fortune-teller, with a sly wink to the company, proposed to take me

as an apprentice to one or other of his professions, either of which

undoubtedly would have given full scope to whatever inventive talent I

might possess. The bibliopolist spoke a few words in opposition to my

plan—influenced partly, I suspect, by the jealousy of authorship, and

partly by an apprehension that the _vivâ-voce_ practice would become

general among novelists, to the infinite detriment of the book trade.

Dreading a rejection, I solicited the interest of the merry damsel.

“‘Mirth,’” cried I, most aptly appropriating the words of L’Allegro,

“‘to thee I sue! Mirth, admit me of thy crew!rsquo;”

“Let us indulge the poor youth,” said Mirth, with a kindness which made

me love her dearly, though I was no such coxcomb as to misinterpret her

motives. “I have espied much promise in him. True, a shadow sometimes

flits across his brow, but the sunshine is sure to follow in a moment.

He is never guilty of a sad thought but a merry one is twin-born with

it. We will take him with us, and you shall see that he will set us all

a-laughing before we reach the camp-meeting at Stamford.” Her voice

silenced the scruples of the rest and gained me admittance into the

league; according to the terms of which, without a community of goods

or profits, we were to lend each other all the aid and avert all the

harm that might be in our power.

This affair settled, a marvellous jollity entered into the whole tribe

of us, manifesting itself characteristically in each individual. The

old showman, sitting down to his barrel-organ, stirred up the souls of

the pigmy people with one of the quickest tunes in the music-book;

tailors, blacksmiths, gentlemen and ladies all seemed to share in the

spirit of the occasion, and the Merry Andrew played his part more

facetiously than ever, nodding and winking particularly at me. The

young foreigner flourished his fiddle-bow with a master’s hand, and

gave an inspiring echo to the showman’s melody. The bookish man and the

merry damsel started up simultaneously to dance, the former enacting

the double shuffle in a style which everybody must have witnessed ere

election week was blotted out of time, while the girl, setting her arms

akimbo with both hands at her slim waist, displayed such light rapidity

of foot and harmony of varying attitude and motion that I could not

conceive how she ever was to stop, imagining at the moment that Nature

had made her, as the old showman had made his puppets, for no earthly

purpose but to dance jigs. The Indian bellowed forth a succession of

most hideous outcries, somewhat affrighting us till we interpreted them

as the war-song with which, in imitation of his ancestors, he was

prefacing the assault on Stamford. The conjurer, meanwhile, sat

demurely in a corner extracting a sly enjoyment from the whole scene,

and, like the facetious Merry Andrew, directing his queer glance

particularly at me. As for myself, with great exhilaration of fancy, I

began to arrange and color the incidents of a tale wherewith I proposed

to amuse an audience that very evening; for I saw that my associates

were a little ashamed of me, and that no time was to be lost in

obtaining a public acknowledgment of my abilities.

“Come, fellow-laborers,” at last said the old showman, whom we had

elected president; “the shower is over, and we must be doing our duty

by these poor souls at Stamford.”

“We’ll come among them in procession, with music and dancing,” cried

the merry damsel.

Accordingly—for it must be understood that our pilgrimage was to be

performed on foot—we sallied joyously out of the wagon, each of us,

even the old gentleman in his white top-boots, giving a great skip as

we came down the ladder. Above our heads there was such a glory of

sunshine and splendor of clouds, and such brightness of verdure below,

that, as I modestly remarked at the time, Nature seemed to have washed

her face and put on the best of her jewelry and a fresh green gown in

honor of our confederation. Casting our eyes northward, we beheld a

horseman approaching leisurely and splashing through the little puddle

on the Stamford road. Onward he came, sticking up in his saddle with

rigid perpendicularity, a tall, thin figure in rusty black, whom the

showman and the conjurer shortly recognized to be what his aspect

sufficiently indicated—a travelling preacher of great fame among the

Methodists. What puzzled us was the fact that his face appeared turned

from, instead of to, the camp-meeting at Stamford. However, as this new

votary of the wandering life drew near the little green space where the

guide-post and our wagon were situated, my six fellow-vagabonds and

myself rushed forward and surrounded him, crying out with united

voices, “What news? What news from the camp-meeting at Stamford?”

The missionary looked down in surprise at as singular a knot of people

as could have been selected from all his heterogeneous auditors.

Indeed, considering that we might all be classified under the general

head of Vagabond, there was great diversity of character among the

grave old showman, the sly, prophetic beggar, the fiddling foreigner

and his merry damsel, the smart bibliopolist, the sombre Indian and

myself, the itinerant novelist, a slender youth of eighteen. I even

fancied that a smile was endeavoring to disturb the iron gravity of the

preacher’s mouth.

“Good people,” answered he, “the camp-meeting is broke up.”

So saying, the Methodist minister switched his steed and rode westward.

Our union being thus nullified by the removal of its object, we were

sundered at once to the four winds of heaven. The fortune-teller,

giving a nod to all and a peculiar wink to me, departed on his Northern

tour, chuckling within himself as he took the Stamford road. The old

showman and his literary coadjutor were already tackling their horses

to the wagon with a design to peregrinate south-west along the

sea-coast. The foreigner and the merry damsel took their laughing leave

and pursued the eastern road, which I had that day trodden; as they

passed away the young man played a lively strain and the girl’s happy

spirit broke into a dance, and, thus dissolving, as it were, into

sunbeams and gay music, that pleasant pair departed from my view.

Finally, with a pensive shadow thrown across my mind, yet emulous of

the light philosophy of my late companions, I joined myself to the

Penobscot Indian and set forth toward the distant city.

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