CHAPTER XL.

A SHAM FIGHT.

After we had seen and approved all their preparations, we were treated

with a grand review and sham fight: they divided themselves into two

parties; one half the number took their station on a hill, and lay

concealed; the other party crouched on the plains to receive the attack,

all kneeling on one knee, with their eyes fixed on the spot whence they

expected the rush of their pretended enemies. In a moment, the concealed

party burst forth from their ambush, with a tremendous and simultaneous

shout, and the mock battle began with great fury.

Nothing in nature can be imagined more horrible than the noise they make

on these occasions. I have heard, under circumstances of some peril, the

North American Indian war-whoop; but that is trifling compared with it

and their countenances are hideous beyond description. My principal

astonishment on these occasions was, that they did not actually kill each

other, or, at least, break each other's bones; for they seemed to strike

with all the fury and vigour of a real engagement; but they kept such

exact time, that at a moment's notice they all left off, and began joking

and laughing, except a very few, whom I observed to sneak away to wash

off some bloody witness, or to put a plaster on their broken skin.

After these military and gymnastic exhibitions, they formed a grand

assembly, and the chiefs, as usual, made long speeches in rotation. This

rude parliament is one of the most beautiful features in savage

government: all public matters are discussed openly, grievances are

complained of, and justice is summarily administered.

Thus, after spending a pleasant day, we rose to depart, and took an

affectionate leave of our entertainers, who were most anxious that we

should remain longer; but we thought we had better return to Kororarika,

where our property had been left. Most of the chiefs accompanied us to

our boats, and, after exhibiting various testimonies of their friendly

feeling towards us, they suffered us to depart.

The day following this visit, we were alarmed by the appearance of two

war canoes crossing the bay: we waited their approach with considerable

anxiety: what few valuables we had with us we concealed about our

persons; but, as they neared our beach, our fears subsided, on finding

there were only a few men in each. Three chiefs (unarmed) landed, whom we

found to be Rivers and two of his near kinsmen, the most dreaded persons

of our expected invaders; but they immediately informed us they came on a

mission of peace, and, for that reason, had come to us unattended and

unarmed.

We were most happy to hear this, and to find hostilities were again

likely to be deferred. Though we well knew the character of these men,

and that they were capable of the most treacherous acts, and the deepest

dissimulation, yet, their thus throwing themselves into our power, with

the olive branch in their hands, was irresistible; and we received them

with all the pomp we were capable of. We ordered a pig to be killed for

the feast, and requested them to remain for that night. In order to do

honour to our noble guests, and credit to our friend and ally King

George, we produced all the luxuries we had; and, in addition to the

pork, piles of pancakes and molasses were devoured: after this we gave

them tea, of which they are very fond; and, over our pipes, in the

evening, we informed them of the preparations the coalesced chiefs had

made for their reception, had their intentions been hostile.

The next morning they embarked for the camp at Kawakawa, where, I

understood, they had considerable difficulty in arranging the "treaty of

peace": George having been so often alarmed, now that such great

preparations had been effected (as he well know the treacherous character

of his foe), he was unwilling to give up the hopes of conquest; however,

by the advice of the chiefs, it was finally settled amicably. George and

his friends accordingly returned to Kororarika, leaving a strong party at

the pa to finish the fortifications; and, though peace was made, our

party still kept themselves in a posture of defence.

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