CHAPTER IV.

THE GENTLEMEN OF THE KING'S COMPANY.

Of the King's Company, under Killigrew--Hart, Burt, and Clun have

already been noticed as players who commenced their career by acting

female parts. Of the other early members of this troop, the first

names of importance are those of Lacy, and little Major Mohun,

the low comedian, and the high tragedian. Of those who precede

them alphabetically, but little remains on record. We only know of

Theophilus Bird, that he broke his leg when dancing in Suckling's

"Aglaura," probably when the poet changed his tragedy, in which the

characters killed each other, into a sort of comedy, in which they

all survived. Cartwright, on the other hand, has left a lasting

memorial. If you would see how the kind old fellow looked, go down

to Dulwich College--that grand institution, for which actors have

done so much and which has done so little for actors--and gaze on his

portrait there. It is the picture of a man who bequeathed his books,

pictures, and furniture to the College which Alleyn, another actor,

had founded. In early life, Cartwright had been a bookseller, at the

corner of Turnstile, Holborn; and in his second vocation his great

character was Falstaff.

Lacy was a great Falstaff, too; and his portrait, a triple one,

painted by Wright and etched by Hopkins, one of the Princess

Elizabeth's pages, is familiarly known to Hampton Court visitors.

Lacy had been first a dancing-master, then a lieutenant in the army,

before he tried the stage. In his day he had no equal; and his

admirers denied that the day to come would ever see his equal. Lacy

was handsome, both in shape and feature, and is to be remembered

as the original performer of Teague, in the "Committee;" a play

of Howard's, subsequently cut down to the farce of "The Honest

Thieves." And eight years later (1671), taught by Buckingham, and

mimicking Dryden, he startled the town with that immortal Bayes, in

the "Rehearsal;" a part so full of happy opportunities that it was

coveted or essayed for many years, not only by every great actor,

whatever his line, but by many an actress, too; and last of all by

William Farren, in 1819.

There was nothing within the bounds of comedy that Lacy could not act

well. Evelyn styles him "Roscius." Frenchman, or Scot, or Irishman,

fine gentleman or fool, rogue or honest simpleton, Tartuffe or

Drench, old man or loquacious woman,--in all, Lacy was the delight

of the town for about a score of years. The King ejected the best

players from parts, considered almost as their property, and assigned

them to Lacy. His wardrobe was a spectacle of itself, and gentlemen

of leisure and curiosity went to see it. He took a positive enjoyment

in parts which enabled him to rail at the rascalities of courtiers.

Sometimes this Aristophanic licence went too far. In Howard's "Silent

Woman," the sarcasms reached the King, and moved his majesty to

wrath, and to locking up Lacy himself in the Porter's Lodge. After

a few days' detention, he was released; whereupon Howard, meeting

him behind the scenes, congratulated him. Lacy, still ill in temper,

abused the poet for the nonsense he had put into the part of Captain

Otter, which was the cause of all the mischief. Lacy further told

Howard he was "more a fool than a poet." Thereat the honourable

Edward, raising his glove, smote Lacy smartly with it over the face.

Jack Lacy retaliated by lifting his cane and letting it descend quite

as smartly on the pate of a man who was cousin to an earl. Ordinary

men marvelled that the honourable Edward did not run Jack through the

body. On the contrary, without laying hand to hilt, Howard hastened

to the King, lodged his complaint, and the house was thereupon

ordered to be closed. Thus, many starved for the indiscretion of one;

but the gentry rejoiced at the silencing of the company, as those

clever fellows and their fair mates were growing, as that gentry

thought, "too insolent."

Lacy, soon after, was said to be dying, and altogether so

ill-disposed, as to have refused ghostly advice at the hands of "a

bishop, an old acquaintance of his," says Pepys, "who went to see

him." Who could this bishop have been who was the old acquaintance

of the ex-dancing-master and lieutenant? Herbert Croft, or Seth

Ward?--or, Isaac Barrow, of Sodor-and-Man, whose father, the mercer,

had lived near the father of Betterton? But, whoever he may have

been, the King's favour restored the actor to health; and he remained

Charles's favourite comedian till his death, in 1681.

When Lacy's posthumous comedy, "Sir Hercules Buffoon," was produced

in 1684, the man with the longest and crookedest nose, and the most

wayward wit in England--Tom Durfey--furnished the prologue. In that

piece he designated Lacy as the standard of true comedy. If the play

does not take, said lively Tom--

"all that we can say on't

Is, we've his fiddle, but not his hands to play on't!"

Genest, a critic not very hard to please, says that Lacy's friends

should have "buried his fiddle with him."

Michael Mohun is the pleasantest and, perhaps, the greatest name on

the roll of the King's Company. When the players offended the King,

Mohun was the peacemaker.

One cannot look on Mohun's portrait, at Knowle, without a certain

mingling of pleasure and respect. That long-haired young fellow wears

so frank an aspect, and the hand rests on the sword so delicately yet

so firmly! He is the very man who might "rage like Cethegus, or like

Cassius die." Lee could never willingly write a play without a part

for Mohun, who, with Hart, was accounted among the good actors that

procured profitable "third days" for authors. No Maximin could defy

the gods as he did; and there has been no franker Clytus since the

day he originally represented the character in "Alexander the Great."

In some parts he contested the palm with Betterton, whose versatility

he rivalled, creating one year Abdelmelich, in another Dapperwit,

in a third Pinchwife, and then a succession of classical heroes and

modern rakes or simpletons. Such an actor had many imitators, but,

in his peculiar line, few could rival a man who was said to speak as

Shakspeare wrote, and whom nature had formed for a nation's delight.

The author of the Epilogue to "Love in the Dark" (that bustling piece

of Sir Francis Fane's, from the Scrutinio,[27] in which, played by

Lacy, Mrs. Centlivre derived her Marplot), illustrates the success of

Mohun's imitators by an allusion to the gout from which he suffered:

"Those Blades indeed, but cripples in their art,--

Mimic his foot, but not his speaking part."

Of his modesty, I know no better trait than what passed when

Nat. Lee had read to him a part which Mohun was to fill in one of

Lee's tragedies. The Major put aside the manuscript, in a sort of

despair--"Unless I could play the character as beautifully as you

read it," said he, "it were vain to try it at all!"

[Illustration: (Michael Mohun.)]

Such is the brief record of a great actor, one who before our civil

jars was a young player, during the civil wars was a good soldier,

and in the last years of Charles II. was an old and a great actor

still. Of the other original members of the Theatre Royal, there is

not much to be said. Wintershell, who died in 1679, merits, however,

a word. He was distinguished, whether wearing the sock or the buskin,

majestic in loftily-toned kings, and absurd in sillily-amorous

knights. Downes has praised him as superior to Nokes, in at least one

part, and his Slender has won eulogy from so stern a critic as Dennis.

Among the men who subsequently joined the Theatre Royal, there were

some good actors, and a few great rogues. Of these, the best actor

and the greatest rogue was Cardell Goodman, or _Scum_ Goodman, as he

was designated by his enemies. His career on the stage lasted from

1677, as Polyperchon, in Lee's "Rival Queens," to 1688. His most

popular parts were Julius Cæsar and Alexander. He came to the theatre

hot from a fray at Cambridge University, whence he had been expelled

for cutting and slashing the portrait of that exemplary Chancellor,

the Duke of Monmouth.

This rogue's salary must have been small, for he and Griffin shared

the same bed in their modest lodging, and having but one shirt

between them, wore it each in his turn. The only dissension which

ever occurred between them was caused by Goodman, who, having to

pay a visit to a lady, clapped on the shirt when it was clean, and

Griffin's day for wearing it!

For restricted means, however, every gentleman of spirit, in those

days, had a resource, if he chose to avail himself of it. The

resource was the road, and Cardell Goodman took to it with alacrity.

But he came to grief, and found himself with gyves on in Newgate;

yet he escaped the cart, the rope, and Tyburn. King James gave "his

Majesty's servant" his life, and Cardell returned to the stage--a

hero.

A middle-aged duchess, fond of heroes, adopted him as a lover,

and Cardell Goodman had fine quarters, rich feeding, and a dainty

wardrobe, all at the cost of his mistress, the ex-favourite of a

king, Barbara, the Duchess of Cleveland. Scum Goodman was proud of

his splendid degradation, and paid such homage to "_my_ duchess," as

the impudent fellow called her, that when he expected her presence

in the theatre, he would not go on the stage, though king and queen

were kept waiting, till he heard that "his duchess" was in the house.

For her he played the mad scene in Alexander with double vigour, and

cared for no other applause so long as her Grace's fan signalled

approbation.

Scum might have had a rare, if a rascally, life, had he been

discreet; but he was fool as well as knave. A couple of the Duchess's

children in the Duchess's house annoyed him, and Scum suborned a

villainous Italian quack to dispose of them by poison. A discovery,

before the attempt was actually made, brought Scum to trial for a

misdemeanour. He had the luck of his own father, the devil, that

he was not tried for murder. As it was, a heavy fine crippled him

for life. He seems, however, to have hung about the stage after he

withdrew from it as an actor. He looked in at rehearsals, and seeing

a likely lad, named Cibber, going through the little part of the

Chaplain, in the "Orphan," one spring morning of 1690, Scum loudly

wished he might be--what he very much deserved to be, if the young

fellow did not turn out a good actor. Colley was so delighted with

the earnest criticism, that the tears flowed to his eyes. At least,

he says so.

King James having saved Cardell's neck, Goodman, out of pure

gratitude, perhaps, became a Tory, and something more, when William

sat in the seat of his father-in-law. After Queen Mary's death, Scum

was in the Fenwick and Charnock plot to kill the King. When the

plot was discovered, Scum was ready to peach. As Fenwick's life was

thought by his friends to be safe if Goodman could be bought off

and got out of the way, the rogue was looked for, at the _Fleece_,

in Covent Garden, famous for homicides, and at the robbers' and the

revellers' den, the _Dog_, in Drury Lane. Fenwick's agent, O'Bryan,

erst soldier and highwayman, now a Jacobite agent, found Scum at

the _Dog_, and would then and there have cut his throat, had not

Scum consented to the pleasant alternative of accepting £500 a year,

and a residence abroad. This to a man who was the first forger of

bank-notes! Scum suddenly disappeared, and Lord Manchester, our

Ambassador in Paris, inquired after him in vain. It is impossible to

say whether the rogue died by an avenging hand, or starvation.

We are better acquainted with the fate of the last of Scum's fair

favourites, the pretty Mrs. Price of Drury Lane. This Ariadne was not

disconsolate for her Theseus. She married "Charles, Lord Banbury,"

who was _not_ Lord Banbury, for the House of Peers denied his claim

to the title; and he was not Mrs. Price's husband, as he was already

married to a living lady, Mrs. Lester. Of this confusion in social

arrangements the world made small account, although the law did

pronounce in favour of Mrs. Lester, without troubling itself to

punish "my lord." The Judges pronounced for the latter lady, solely

on the ground that she had had children, and the actress none.

Joseph Haines! "Joe" with his familiars, "Count Haines" with those

who affected great respect, was a rogue in his way,--a merry

rogue, a ready wit, and an admirable low comedian, from 1672 to

1701. We first hear of him as a quickwitted lad at a school in St.

Martin's-in-the-Fields, whence he was sent, through the liberality

of some gentlemen who had remarked his talents, to Queen's College,

Oxford. There Haines met with Williamson, the Sir Joseph of after

days, distinguished alike for his scholarship, his abilities as a

statesman, the important offices he held, and the liberality with

which he dispensed the fortune which he honourably acquired.

Williamson chose Haines for a friend, and made him his Latin

secretary when Williamson was appointed Secretary of State. If

Haines could have kept official and state secrets, his own fortune

would now have been founded; but Joe gossiped in joyous companies,

and in taverns revealed the mysteries of diplomacy. Williamson

parted with his indiscreet "servant," but sent him to recommence

fortune-making at Cambridge. Here, again, his waywardness ruined him

for a professor. A strolling company at Stourbridge Fair seduced him

from the groves of Academus,[28] and in a short time this foolish

and clever fellow, light of head, of heart, and of principle, was

the delight of the Drury Lane audiences, and the favoured guest in

the noblest society where mirth, humour, and dashing impudence were

welcome.

In 1673, his Sparkish, in the "Country Wife"--his original

character--was accepted as the type of the airy gentleman of the

day. His acting on, and his jokes off, the stage were the themes in

all coteries and coffee-houses. He was a great practical jester,

and once engaged a simple-minded clergyman as "Chaplain to the

Theatre Royal," and sent him behind the scenes, ringing a bell,

and calling the players to prayers! When Romanism was looking up,

under James II., Haines had the impudence to announce to the convert

Sunderland,--unworthy son of Waller's Sacharissa,--his adoption of

the King's religion, being moved thereto by the Virgin, who had

appeared to him in a dream, saying, "Joe, arise!" This was too much

even for Sunderland, who drily observed that "she would have said

'Joseph,' if only out of respect for her husband!"

The rogue showed the value of a "profession," which gave rise to as

many pamphlets as Dryden's, by subsequently recanting,--not in the

church, but on the stage; he the while covered with a sheet, holding

a taper, and delivering some stupid rhymes,--to the very dullest of

which he had the art of giving wonderful expression by his accent,

emphasis, modulation, and felicity of application. The audience that

could bear this recantation-prologue could easily pardon the speaker,

who would have caused even greater errors to have been pardoned,

were it only for his wonderful impersonation of Captain Bluff (1693)

in Congreve's "Old Bachelor." The self-complaisant way in which he

used to utter "Hannibal was a very pretty fellow in his day," was

universally imitated, and has made the phrase itself proverbial. His

Roger, in "Æsop," was another of his successes, the bright roll of

which was crowned by his lively, impudent, irresistible Tom Errand,

in Farquhar's "Constant Couple,"--that most triumphant comedy of a

whole century.

The great fault of Haines lay in the liberties which he took with

the business of the stage. He cared less to identify himself with

the characters he represented than, through them, to keep up a

communication with the spectators. When Hart, then manager, cast

Joe for the simple part of a Senator, in "Catiline," in which Hart

played the hero, Joe, in disgust at his _rôle_, spoiled Hart's best

point, by sitting behind him, absurdly attired, with pot and pipe in

hand, and making grimaces at the grave actor of Catiline; which kept

the house in a roar of laughter. Hart could not be provoked to forget

his position, and depart from his character; but as soon as he made

his _exit_, he sent Joe his dismissal.

Joe Haines then alternated between the stage and the houses of his

patrons. "Vivitur ingenio"--the stage-motto, was also his own, and

he seems to have added to his means by acting the jester's part

in noble circles. He was, however, no mere "fool." Scholars might

respect a "classic," like Haines, and travelling lords gladly hire as

a companion, a witty fellow, who knew two or three living languages

as familiarly as he did his own. With an English peer he once visited

Paris, where Joe is said to have got imprisoned for debt, incurred in

the character, assumed by him, of an English lord. After his release,

he returned to England, self-invested with the dignity of "Count," a

title not respected by a couple of bailiffs, who arrested Joseph, on

Holborn Hill, for a little matter of £20.

"Here comes the carriage of my cousin, the Bishop of Ely," said the

unblushing knave; "let me speak to him; I am sure he will satisfy you

in this matter."

Consent was given, and Haines, putting his head in at the

carriage-door, hastily informed the good Simon Patrick that "here

were two Romanists inclined to become Protestants, but with yet some

scruples of conscience."

"My friends," said the eager prelate to them, "if you will presently

come to my house, I will satisfy you in this matter!" The scrupulous

gentlemen were well content; but when an explanation ensued, the

vexed bishop paid the money out of very shame, and Joe and the

bailiffs spread the story. They who remembered how Haines played Lord

Plausible, in the "Plain Dealer," were not at all surprised at his

deceiving a bishop and a brace of bailiffs.

Sometimes his wit was of a nicer quality. When Jeremy Collier's book

against the stage was occupying the public mind, a critic expressed

his surprise, seeing that the stage was a mender of morals. "True,"

answered Joe, "but Collier is a mender of morals, too; and two of a

trade, you know, never agree!"

Haines was the best comic actor, in his peculiar line of comedy,

during nearly thirty years that he was one of "their majesties'

servants." He died at his house in Hart Street, Covent Garden, then

a fashionable locality, on the 4th of April 1701, and was buried in

the gloomy churchyard of the parish, which has nothing to render it

bright but the memory of the poets, artists, and actors whose bodies

are there buried in peace.

Let us now consider the men in Davenant's, or the Duke's Company, who

acted occasionally in Dorset Gardens, but mostly in Portugal Row,

Lincoln's Inn Fields. Of these, the greatest actor was good Thomas

Betterton,--and his merits claim a chapter to himself.

FOOTNOTES:

[27] Should be Intrigo, which Lacy really played.

[28] Other accounts say that he commenced his theatrical life early,

at the "Nursery."

[Illustration: THEATRE ROYAL, PORTUGAL STREET, LINCOLN'S INN FIELDS]

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