YANKEE NOTIONS

[Speech of Rev. Joseph H. Twichell, of Hartford, Conn., at the

eighty-second annual dinner of the New England Society in the City

of New York, December 22, 1887. The President, Horace Russell,

occupied the chair. Mr. Twichell responded to the first toast,

"Forefathers' Day."]

MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--I have heard of an Irishman who,

on being asked by a kind-hearted person if he would have a drink of

whiskey, made no reply at first, but struck an attitude and stood gazing

up into the sky. "What are you looking at, Mike?" inquired his friend.

"Bedad, sir," said Mike, "I thought an angel spoke to me." [Much

laughter.]

Somewhat so did I feel, Mr. President, when I got your invitation to be

here this evening and speak. I own I was uncommonly pleased by it. I

considered it the biggest compliment of the kind I had ever received in

my life. For that matter it was too big, as I had to acknowledge. That,

however, sir, was your affair; and so, without stopping much to think,

and before I could muster the cowardice to decline, I accepted it.

[Laughter.] But as soon as I began to reflect, especially when I came to

ask myself what in the world I had or could have to say in this august

presence, I was scared to think of what I had done. I was like the man

who while breaking a yoke of steers that he held by a rope, having

occasion to use both his hands in letting down a pair of bars, fetched

the rope a turn around one of his legs. That instant something

frightened the steers, and that unfortunate farmer was tripped up and

snaked off feet first on a wild, erratic excursion, a mile or so, over

rough ground, as long as the rope lasted, and left in a very lamentable

condition, indeed. His neighbors ran to him and gathered him up and laid

him together, and waited around for him to come to; which, when he did,

one of them inquired of him how he came to do such a thing as hitch a

rope around his leg under such circumstances. "Well," said he, "we

hadn't gone five rods 'fore I see my mistake." [Hearty laughter.]

But here I am, and the President has passed the tremendous subject of

Forefathers' Day, like a Rugby ball, into my hands--after making elegant

play with it himself--and, frightful as the responsibility is, I realize

that I've got to do something with it--and do it mighty quick.

[Laughter.] This is a festive hour, and even a preacher mustn't be any

more edifying in his remarks, I suppose, than he can help. And I promise

accordingly to use my conscientious endeavors to-night to leave this

worshipful company no better than I found it. [Laughter.]

But, gentlemen, well intending as one may be to that effect, and lightly

as he may approach the theme of the Forefathers, the minute he sets foot

within its threshold he stops his fooling and gets his hat off at once.

[Applause.]

Those unconscious, pathetic heroes, pulling their shallop ashore on the

Cape yonder in 1620--what reverence can exceed their just merit! What

praise can compass the virtue of that sublime, unconquerable manhood, by

which in the calamitous, woful days that followed, not accepting

deliverance, letting the Mayflower go back empty, they stayed perishing

by the graves of their fallen; rather, stayed fast by the flickering

flame of their living truth, and so invoked and got on their side

forever the force of that great law of the universe, "except a corn of

wheat fall into the ground and die, it abideth alone; but if it die, it

bringeth forth much fruit." How richly and how speedily fruitful that

seed was, we know. It did not wait for any large unfolding of events on

these shores to prove the might of its quickening. "Westward the star of

empire takes its way." Yes, but the first pulse of vital power from the

new State moved eastward. For behold it still in its young infancy--if

it can be said to have had an infancy--stretching a strong hand of help

across the sea to reinforce the cause of that Commonwealth, the rise of

which marks the epoch of England's new birth in liberty. [Applause.]

The pen of New England, fertilized by freedom and marvellously prolific

ere a single generation passed, was indeed the Commonwealth's true

nursing mother. Cromwell, Hampden, Sidney, Milton, Owen, were disciples

of teachers mostly from this side the Atlantic. Professor Masson, of

Edinburgh University, in his admirable "Life of Milton," enumerates

seventeen New England men whom he describes as "potent" in England in

that period. Numbers went to England in person, twelve of the first

twenty graduates of Harvard College prior to 1646, among them; and

others, not a few representing the leading families of the colonies, who

going over with their breasts full of New England milk, nourished the

heart of the great enterprise; "performed," so Palfrey tells us, "parts

of consequence in the Parliamentary service, and afterward in the

service of the Protectorate." It is not too much to say that on the

fields of Marston Moor and Naseby New England appeared; and that those

names may fairly be written on her banners. [Applause.]

That, I would observe--and Mr. Grady would freely concede it--was before

there was much mingling anywhere of the Puritan and the Cavalier blood,

save as it ran together between Cromwell's Ironsides and Rupert's

troopers. I would observe also that the propagation eastward inaugurated

in that early day has never ceased. The immigration of populations

hither from Europe, great a factor as it has been in shaping the history

of this continent, has not been so great a factor as the emigration of

ideas the other way has been, and continues to be, in shaping the

history of Europe, and of the mother country most of all. But that

carries me where I did not intend to go.

An inebriated man who had set out to row a boat across a pond was

observed to pursue a very devious course. On being hailed and asked what

the matter was, he replied that it was the rotundity of the earth that

bothered him; he kept sliding off. So it is the rotundity of my subject

that bothers me. But I do mean to stay on one hemisphere of it if

possible. [Laughter.]

The Forefathers were a power on earth from the start--and that by the

masterful quality of their mind and spirit. They had endless pluck,

intellectual and moral. They believed that the kingdom in this world was

with ideas. It was, you might say, one of their original Yankee notions

that it was the property of a man to have opinions and to stand by them

to the death. Judged from the standpoint of their times, as any one who

will take the pains to look will discover, they were tolerant men; but

they were fell debaters, and they were no compromisers. They split

hairs, if you will, but they wouldn't split the difference. [Laughter.]

A German professor of theology is reported to have said in lecturing to

his students on the Existence of God, that while the doctrine, no doubt,

was an important one, it was so difficult and perplexed that it was not

advisable to take too certain a position upon it, as many were disposed

to do. There were those, he remarked, who were wont in the most

unqualified way to affirm that there was a God. There were others who,

with equal immoderation, committed themselves to the opposite

proposition--that there was no God. The philosophical mind, he added,

will look for the truth somewhere between these extremes. The

Forefathers had none of that in theirs. [Laughter and applause.]

They were men who employed the great and responsible gift of speech

honestly and straightforwardly. There was a sublime sincerity in their

tongues. They spoke their minds.

Their sons, I fear, have declined somewhat from their veracity at that

precise point. At times we certainly have, and have had to be brought

back to it by severest pains--as, for example, twenty-six years ago by

the voice of Beauregard's and Sumter's cannon, which was a terrible

voice indeed, but had this vast merit that it told the truth, and set a

whole people free to say what they thought once more. [Great applause.]

Our fathers of the early day were not literary; but they were apt, when

they spoke, to make themselves understood.

There was in my regiment during the war--I was a chaplain--a certain

corporal, a gay-hearted fellow and a good soldier, of whom I was very

fond--with whom on occasion of his recovery from a dangerous sickness I

felt it my duty to have a serious pastoral talk; and while he

convalesced I watched for an opportunity for it. As I sat one day on the

side of his bed in the hospital tent chatting with him, he asked me what

the campaign, when by and by spring opened, was going to be. I told him

that I didn't know. "Well," said he, "I suppose that General McClellan

knows all about it." (This was away back in 1861, not long after we went

to the field.) I answered: "General McClellan has his plans, of course,

but he doesn't know. Things may not turn out as he expects." "But," said

the corporal, "President Lincoln knows, doesn't he?" "No," I said, "he

doesn't know, either. He has his ideas, but he can't see ahead any more

than General McClellan can." "Dear me," said the corporal, "it would be

a great comfort if there was somebody that did know about things"--and I

saw my chance. "True, corporal," I observed, "that's a very natural

feeling; and the blessed fact is there is One who does know everything,

both past and future, about you and me, and about this army; who knows

when we are going to move, and where to, and what's going to happen;

knows the whole thing." "Oh," says the corporal, "you mean old Scott!"

[Laughter.]

The Forefathers generally spared people the trouble of guessing what

they were driving at. [Applause.]

That for which they valued education was that it gave men power to think

and reason and form judgments and communicate and expound the same, and

so capacitated them for valid membership of the Church and of the State.

And that was still another original Yankee notion.

Not often has the nature and the praise of it been more worthily

expressed, that I am aware of, than in these sentences, which I lately

happened upon, the name of whose author I will, by your leave, reserve

till I have repeated them: "Next to religion they prized education. If

their lot had been cast in some pleasant place of the valley of the

Mississippi, they would have sown wheat and educated their children; but

as it was, they educated their children and planted whatever might grow

and ripen on that scanty soil with which capricious nature had tricked

off and disguised the granite beds beneath. Other colonies would have

brought up some of the people to the school; they, if I may be allowed

so to express it, let down the school to all the people, not doubting

but by doing so the people and the school would rise of themselves."

I do not know if Cardinal Gibbons is present; I do not recognize him. If

he is, I am pleased to have had the honor to recite in his hearing and

to commend to his attention these words, so true, so just, so

appreciative, of a distinguished ecclesiastic of his communion; for they

were spoken by the late Archbishop Hughes in a public lecture in this

city in 1852. [Applause.]

I would, however, much rather have recited them in the ears of those

Protestant Americans--alas, that there should be born New Englanders

among them, that is, such according to the flesh, not according to the

spirit--who are wont to betray a strange relish for disparaging both the

principles and the conduct of our great sires in that early day when

they were sowing in weakness what has ever since been rising with power.

There have always, indeed, been those who were fond of spying the

blemishes of New England, of illustrating human depravity by instances

her sinners contributed. With the open spectacle of armies of

beggars--God's beggars they are; I do not object to them--continually

swarming in across her borders, as bees to their meadows, and returning

not empty, they keep on calling her close-fisted. They even blaspheme

her weather--her warm-hearted summers and her magnificent winters. There

is, to be sure, a time along in March--but let that pass. [Laughter.]

I refer to this without the least irritation. I do not complain of it.

On the contrary, I glory in it. I love her for the enemies she has made.

[Laughter.]

She is the church member among the communities, and must catch it

accordingly. It is the saints who are always in the wrong. [Laughter.]

Elijah troubled Israel. Daniel was a nuisance in Babylon. And long may

New England be such as to make it an object to find fault with her.

[Hearty applause.]

Such she will be so long as she is true to herself--true to her great

traditions; true to the principles of which her life was begotten; so

long as her public spirit has supreme regard to the higher ranges of the

public interest; so long as in her ancient glorious way she leaves the

power of the keys in the hands of the people; so long as her patriotism

springs, as in the beginning it sprang, from the consciousness of rights

wedded to the consciousness of duties; so long as by her manifold

institutions of learning, humanity, religion, thickly sown,

multitudinous, universal, she keeps the law of the Forefathers' faith,

that "Man lives not by bread alone but by every word that proceedeth out

of the mouth of God." [Prolonged applause.]

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