Says I: "I think about that."

Presently another regiment came along.

"What may that be?"

I called to the color-bearer: "Throw out your colors and let us see,"

and it was the 21st or 22d Wisconsin--I have forgotten which.

"Wisconsin! Northwest Territory! Wisconsin! Is it spelled with an O or a

W?"

"Why, we spell it now with a W. It used to be spelled Ouis."

"The 22d! that makes 22,000 men?"

"Yes, I think there are a good many more than that. Wisconsin has sent

about 30,000 men into the war."

Then again came along another regiment from Minnesota.

"Minnesota! My God! where is Minnesota?" [Laughter.] "Minnesota!"

"Minnesota is away up on the sources of the Mississippi River, a

beautiful Territory, too, by the way--a beautiful State."

"A State?"

"Yes; has Senators in Congress; good ones, too. They're very fine

men--very fine troops."

"How many men has she sent to this cruel war?"

"Well, I don't exactly know; somewhere between 10,000 and 20,000 men,

probably. Don't make any difference--all we want." [Laughter.]

"Well," says he, "now we must have been a set of fools to throw down the

gage of battle to a country we didn't know the geography of!" [Laughter

and applause.] "When I went to school that was the Northwest Territory,

and the Northwest Territory--well," says he, "we looked upon that as

away off, and didn't know anything about it. Fact is, we didn't know

anything at all about it."

Said I: "My friend, think of it a moment. Down here in Georgia, one of

the original thirteen States which formed the great Union of this

country, you have stood fast. You have stood fast while the great

Northwest has been growing with a giant's growth. Iowa to-day, my

friend, contains more railroads, more turnpikes, more acres of

cultivated land, more people, more intelligence, more schools, more

colleges--more of everything which constitutes a refined and enlightened

State--than the whole State of Georgia."

"My God," says the man, "it's awful. I didn't dream of that."

"Well," says I, "look here, my friend; I was once a banker, and have

some knowledge of notes, indorsements, and so forth. Did you ever have

anything to do with indorsements?"

Says he: "Yes, I have had my share. I have a factor in Savannah, and I

give my note and he indorses it, and I get the money somehow or other. I

have to pay it in the end out of the crop."

"Well," says I, "now look here. In 1861 the Southern States had

4,000,000 slaves as property, for which the States of Pennsylvania, New

York, Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, and so forth, were indorsers. We were on

the bond. Your slaves were protected by the same law which protects land

and other property. Now, you got mad at them because they didn't think

exactly as you did about religion, and about this thing and t'other

thing; and like a set of fools you first took your bond and drew your

pen through the indorser's names. Do you know what the effect will be?

You will never get paid for those niggers at all." [Laughter.] "They are

gone. They're free men now."

"Well," says he, "we were the greatest set of fools that ever were in

the world." [Laughter.]

And so I saw one reconstructed man in the good State of Georgia before I

left it. [Laughter and applause.]

Yes, my friends, in those days things looked gloomy to us, but the

decree came from a higher power. No pen, no statesman, in fact, no

divine could have solved the riddle which bound us at that time; nothing

but the great God of War. And you and your fathers, your ancestors, if

you please, of whom I profess to be one [applause], had to resort to the

great arbiter of battles, and call upon Jove himself. And now all men in

America, North and South, East and West, stand free before the tribunal

of the Almighty, each man to work out his own destiny according to his

ability, and according to his virtue, and according to his manhood.

[Applause.] I assure you that we who took part in that war were kindly

men. We did not wish to kill. We did not wish to strike a blow. I know

that I grieved as much as any man when I saw pain and sorrow and

affliction among the innocent and distressed, and when I saw burning and

desolation. But these were incidents of war, and were forced upon

us--forced upon us by men influenced by a bad ambition; not by the men

who owned those slaves, but by politicians who used that as a pretext,

and forced you and your fathers and me and others who sit near me, to

take up arms and settle the controversy once and forever. [Cries of

"good," and loud applause.]

Now, my friends of New England, we all know what your ancestors are

recorded to have been; mine were of the same stock. Both my parents were

from Norwalk, Connecticut. I think and feel like you. I, too, was taught

the alphabet with blows, and all the knowledge I possessed before I went

to West Point was spanked into me by the ferule of those old

schoolmasters. [Laughter.] I learned my lesson well, and I hope that

you, sons of New England, will ever stand by your country and its flag,

glory in the achievements of your ancestors, and forever--and to a day

beyond forever, if necessary, giving you time to make the journey to

your last resting-place--honor your blood, honor your Forefathers, honor

yourselves, and treasure the memories of those who have gone before you.

[Enthusiastic applause.]

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