FRIEND AND FOE

[Speech of George Augustus Sala at a banquet given in his honor by

the Lotos Club, January 10, 1885. The President, Whitelaw Reid, sat

at the centre table, having on his right hand the guest of the

evening. He said, in welcoming Mr. Sala: "The last time we met here

it was my pleasant duty to give your welcome to an old friend. Now

you make it my duty--still a pleasant one--to give your welcome to

an old enemy. ["Hear! Hear!"] Yes; an old enemy! We shall get on

better with the facts by admitting them at the outset. Our guest

was more or less against us in the great struggle twenty years ago

in which everybody now wishes to be thought to have been with us.

He did not believe this nation would down the slaveholders'

rebellion and he did not want it to; and he wrote frankly as he

believed and wished. [Laughter.] He never made any disguise about

it then or since; and for that, at least, we think the better of

him! [Applause.] He came of a slaveholding family; many personal

and social influences drew him toward those of our countrymen who

were on the wrong side; and now that it is all over, we bear no

malice! [Applause.] More than that; we are heartily glad to see

him. The statute of limitations runs in his favor; and his old

opinions are outlawed. He revisited the country long after the

war--and he changed his mind about it. He thought a great deal

better of us; and we in turn found his letters a great deal

pleasanter reading. We like a man who can change his mind

[applause]; and if a bit of international frankness may be

permitted in the good-fellowship of this board, perhaps I may

venture to add that we particularly like to discover that trait in

an Englishman! [Applause and laughter.] We've changed our minds--at

least about some things. We've not only forgiven our countrymen;

whom our guest used to sympathize with; but we have put--and are

getting ready to put--the most of them into office! What we are

most anxious about just now is, whether they are going to forgive

us! Seriously, gentlemen, we are very glad to see Mr. Sala here

again. He was a veteran in the profession in which so many of you

are interested, worthily wearing the laurels won in many fields,

and enjoying the association, esteem, and trust of a great master

whose fame the world holds precious, when the most of us were

fledglings. We all know him as a wit, a man of letters, and a man

of the world. Some of us have known him also in that pleasanter

character of all clubmen described in the old phrase, 'a jolly

good fellow.' On the other side of the Atlantic the grasp he gives

an American hand is a warm one; and we do not mean that in New York

he shall feel away from home. I give you, gentlemen, 'The health

and prosperity of George Augustus Sala.'"]

MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN OF THE LOTOS CLUB: I am under the

deepest feeling of gratitude to Mr. Whitelaw Reid for having torn the

mask from the face of the stealthy conspirator, for having exposed the

wily plotter and insidious libeller, and defied the malignant

Copperhead. [Applause.] I thought that I had long ago been choked with

that venom; but no, it rises still and poisons all that belongs to his

otherwise happy condition. Gentlemen, I am indeed an enemy of the United

States. I am he who has come here to requite your hospitalities with

unfounded calumny and to bite the hand that has fed me. Unfortunately

there are so many hands that have fed me that it will take me from this

time until to-morrow morning to bite all the friendly hands.

With regard to events that took place twenty years ago and of which I

was an interested spectator, I may say that albeit I was mistaken; but

the mistake was partaken of by many hundred thousands of my

fellow-countrymen, who had not the courage subsequently to avow that

they had been mistaken, but yet set to curry favor with the North by

saying that they had always been their friends. The only apology--if

apology I should choose to make--would be this: that that which I had to

say against you I said while I was in your midst, when I was living at

the Brevoort House; and when my letters came weekly back from England;

and when it was quite in your power to have ridden me out on a rail or

to have inflicted on me any of the ordinary visitations which a

malignant Copperhead was supposed to deserve. But you did not do so, and

I remember that when I left New York, I had quite as many good, kind,

cordial friends on the Union League side as I had on the Democratic

side. I would say further that when I came to publish my letters I found

that there were many statements which I had made, which seemed to me to

have been hasty and inconsiderate, and I did my best to modify them; and

I did not wait until I got home to malign the people from whom I had

received hospitality.

But I have been indeed an enemy to the United States; so much so that

when I came here again in 1879-80 with my wife, the enemy was received

on all sides with the greatest kindness and cordiality. So much am I an

enemy to the United States, that for years while I was connected with

the weekly paper called "The Echo" there was hardly a week when I did

not receive scores of letters from Americans from every part of the

Union--from down South, from the West, the North, and the East--full of

kindly matter and expressions bearing out the idea that I am a friend

rather than an enemy to the United States. And I know perfectly well

that there is no American who comes to London, be he lawyer,

diplomatist, actor, artist, or man of letters, but I am always glad to

see him, and always glad to show him, that, although an enemy, I still

retain some feelings of gratitude toward my friends in the United

States.

I have seen it stated in one of your remarkably versatile and "Graphic"

journals that I have boasted of having come here with the idea of making

some money in the United States. But bless your hearts and souls,

gentlemen of the Lotos Club, I assure you that I have no such idea!

[Laughter.] I am really speaking to you seriously when I say that it was

by merest accident that upon taking my ticket for Australia, I was told

by my energetic manager that I might see a most interesting and

picturesque country by crossing the Rocky Mountains and embarking at San

Francisco, instead of going by way of the Suez Canal and the Red Sea. I

had seen your Rocky Mountains, it is true, but I had seen them in March;

and now I shall see them at the end of January, and that is really one

of the main purposes of my journey. If from time to time in my passage I

do deliver a few incoherent utterances, these utterances will not be

prompted by any desire for pelf. That is far from my thoughts, but still

if anyone wants to pay two dollars, or seventy-five cents, to hear those

incoherent utterances you may be assured that my managers and myself

will do our utmost to devote the funds accruing therefrom to purposes of

mercy and of charity. [Applause.] I am sure you believe every word that

I say; and that Australia is my objective. [Laughter.]

But, seriously, I only conclude by saying that I do not believe a word

of what your President has said. He does not believe now that for the

past twenty years I have been and am an enemy of the United States. We

were blinded, many of us, for the time being; we took a wrong lane for

the time, just as many of your tourists and many of your Radicals have

taken the wrong lane in England; but I think that differences of opinion

should never alter friendships. And when we consider the number of years

that have elapsed; when we consider that the wounds which I saw red and

gaping and bleeding are now healed, scarcely leaving a scar, I think

that the enemy might now be regarded as a friend; and that whatever

unkind feelings were begotten in that terrible time should be now buried

in the Red Sea of oblivion. [Applause.] There never before was a time

when it was so expedient for England to say to America: "Don't quarrel!"

England is surrounded by enemies--by real enemies who hate her. Why?

Because she tries to be honest; and she tries to be free. She is hated

by Germans; and Germany equally hates the institutions of this country,

because she sees the blood and the bone of intelligent Germany coming to

the United States and becoming capable citizens, instead of carrying the

needle-musket at home. She is hated by France, because France has got a

Republic which she calls democratic and social, but which is still a

tyranny--and the worst of all tyrannies, because the tyrant is a mob. I

do not disguise the fact that we are surrounded by foes of every

description; and for that reason and because blood is thicker than

water, I say to Americans that, inasmuch as we have atoned for past

offences (the Alabama and all other difficulties having been settled),

no other difficulty should be permitted to rise; and if there be a place

in all the world where real peace may be secured and perfect freedom

reign, England and America should there join hands as against all the

world in arms. [Applause.]

I have nothing more to say, except to entreat you to pardon my somewhat

serious utterances because of the many painful reminiscences which your

good-natured sarcasm has brought to my lips, although softened by the

kindly and genial terms in which you have received me, and I beg you to

accept the grateful expression of my heartfelt gratitude for this

glorious reception. [Applause.]

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