THE MANY-SIDED PURITAN

[Speech of Horace Porter at the eighty-second annual dinner of the

New England Society in the City of New York, December 22, 1887.

Ex-Judge Horace Russell, the President of the Society, in

introducing General Porter, said: "James T. Brady used to say that

a good lawyer imbibed his law rather than read it. [Laughter.] If

that proposition holds true in other regards, the gentleman whom I

am to call to the next toast is one of the very best of New

Englanders--General Horace Porter [applause], who will speak to

'Puritan Influence.'"]

MR. PRESIDENT AND GENTLEMEN:--While you were eating

Forefathers' dinner here a year ago, I happened to be in Mexico, but on

my return I found that the Puritan influence had extended to me, for I

was taken for the distinguished head of this organization, and was in

receipt of no end of letters addressed to General Horace Russell and

Judge Horace Porter and Mr. Horace Russell and Porter, President of the

New England Society, and all begging for a copy of Grady's[5] speech.

Distant communities had got the names of the modern Horatii mixed.

[Laughter.] In replying I had to acknowledge that my nativity barred me

out from the moral realms of this puritanical society, and I could only

coincide with Charles II when he said he always admired virtue, but he

never could imitate it. [Laughter and applause.] When the Puritan

influence spread across the ocean; when it was imported here as part of

the cargo of the Mayflower, the crew of the craft, like sensible men,

steered for the port of New York, but a reliable tradition informs us

that the cook on board that vessel chopped his wood on deck and always

stood with his broadaxe on the starboard side of the binnacle, and that

this mass of ferruginous substance so attracted the needle that the ship

brought up in Plymouth harbor. And the Puritans did not reach New York

harbor for a couple of hundred years thereafter, and then in the persons

of the members of the New England Society. It is seen that the same

influences are still at work, for the fact that these Puritans have

brought up in Delmonico's haven of rest is entirely owing to the

attractions of the cook. [Laughter and applause.]

The old Puritan was not the most rollicking, the jolliest, or the most

playful of men. He at times amused himself sadly; he was given to a mild

disregard of the conventionalities. He had suppressed bear-baiting, not,

it is believed, because it gave pain to the bear, but because it gave

pleasure to the audience. He found the Indians were the proprietors of

the land, and he felt himself constrained to move against them with his

gun with a view to increasing the number of absentee landlords.

[Laughter and applause.] He found the Indians on one side and the

witches on the other. He was surrounded with troubles. He had to keep

the Indians under fire and the witches over it. These were some of the

things that reconciled that good man to sudden death. He frequently

wanted to set up a mark and swear at it, but his principles would not

permit him. He never let the sun go down upon his wrath, but he, no

doubt, often wished that he was in that region near the pole where the

sun does not go down for six months at a time, and gives wrath a fair

chance to materialize. He was a thoughtful man. He spent his days

inventing snow-ploughs and his evenings in sipping hot rum and

ruminating upon the probable strength of the future Prohibition vote.

Those were times when the wives remonstrated with their husbands

regarding the unfortunate and disappointing results of too much drink,

particularly when it led the men to go out and shoot at Indians--and

miss them. [Long continued laughter.] It is supposed that these men,

like many others, generally began drinking on account of the bite of a

snake, and usually had to quit on account of attacks from the same

reptiles.

But, Mr. President, if you will allow me a few words of becoming gravity

with which to retract any aspersions which I may have inadvertently cast

upon the sacred person of the ancient Puritan, I assure you I will use

those words with a due sense of the truth of the epigram--that "gravity

is a stratagem invented to conceal the poverty of the mind." That rugged

old Puritan, firm of purpose and stout of heart, had been fittingly

trained by his life in the Old World, for the conspicuous part he was

to enact in the New. He was acquainted with hardships, inured to trials,

practised in self-abnegation. He had reformed religions, revolutionized

society, and shaken the thrones of tyrants. He had learned that tyranny

you may have anywhere--it is a weed which grows on any soil--but if you

want freedom you must go forth and fight for it. [Long continued

applause.]

At his very birth he had had breathed into his nostrils the breath of

that true liberty which can turn blind submission into rational

obedience, which, as Hall says, can "smother the voice of kings,

dissipate the mists of superstition, and by its magic touch kindle the

rays of genius, the enthusiasm of poetry, the flames of eloquence."

[Applause.] He had the courage of his convictions, he counselled not

with his fears. He neither looked to the past with regret nor to the

future with apprehension. He might have been a zealot--he was never a

hypocrite; he might have been eccentric--he was never ridiculous. He was

a Hercules rather than an Adonis. In his warfare he fired hot shot; he

did not send in flags of truce; he led forlorn hopes; he did not follow

in the wake of charges. When he went forth with his sledge-hammer logic

and his saw-mill philosophy, all who stood in the path of his righteous

wrath went down before him, with nothing by which to recognize them

except the pieces he had left of them. When he crossed the seas to plant

his banners in the West, when he disembarked upon the bleak shores of

America, the land which was one day to speak with the voice of a mighty

prophet, then the infant just discovered in the bulrushes of the New

World, he came with loins girded and all accoutred for the great work of

founding a race which should create a permanent abiding place for

liberty, and one day dominate the destinies of the world. [Prolonged

applause.] Unlike the Spanish conqueror upon far southern coasts, the

leader did not have to burn his ship to retain his followers, for when

the Mayflower spread her sails for home, not a man of Plymouth Colony

returned on board her.

The Puritan early saw that in the new land, liberty could not flourish

when subject to the caprices of European Courts; he realized with Burke

that there was "more wisdom and sagacity in American workshops than in

the cabinets of princes." He wanted elbow-room; he was philosophic

enough to recognize the truth of the adage that it is "better to sit on

a pumpkin and have it all to yourself than to be crowded on a velvet

cushion."

When the struggle for independence came, the Puritan influence played no

small part in the contest. When a separate government had been formed he

showed himself foremost in impressing upon it his principles of broad

and comprehensive liberty. He dignified labor; he believed that as the

banner of the young Republic was composed of and derived its chief

beauty from its different colors, so should its broad folds cover and

protect its citizens of different colors.

He was a grand character in history. We take off our hats to him. We

salute his memory. In his person were combined the chivalry of

Knighthood, the fervor of the Crusader, the wit of Gascony, and the

courage of Navarre. [Prolonged applause.]

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