THE FAUNA OF THE FRONT.

Chief among the fauna of the Front is, of course, the Bosch, a

subterranean animal of unpleasant habits, which is now classed as

vermin. He has been so thoroughly dealt with elsewhere that I shall

leave him on one side, and confine my few observations to smaller and

pleasanter creatures. The remaining fauna of the Front are (1) mice; (2)

rats; with a few interesting extras, furred and feathered, which deserve

more serious treatment than I can give them.

At home the mouse is regarded with contemptuous annoyance as a petty but

persevering thief; while the rat commits his grosser depredations in an

atmosphere tinged with horror. Out here it is different, for we are

perforce neighbours. Indeed, we bipeds are in a sense trespassers upon

the domain of the subterranean peoples. At home one seldom sees a rat or

mouse save from above, and to look down upon anything is invariably to

misjudge it. But here we share the hospitality of the underground and

meet its freehold tenants on a level.

From the earth walls of the sanctuary where this small tribute is

written mice look down upon our table with its newspaper cover,

diffidently waiting for us to finish our meal and permit them to dine.

We regard them as shy visitors--though are we not billeted on them?--not

as sneaking thieves, and by the light of our candles perceive how sleek,

bright-eyed, neat-handed and agile they are. In one dug-out I know a

certain mouse who will drop on your shoulder and sit there a while in

the friendliest manner, trying in his tiny modest way to play the host.

Up above, in the open air, they are to be seen in swarms sharing our

watchfulness. This gun-shaken valley is honeycombed with their little

round funk-holes, into which they flash at any sudden noise. It is

merely going downstairs where we are all at home.

The social instincts of the rat are less highly developed. His visible

visits to the mess are rarer, but we overhear his conversation in his

tunnels that open on our shelves, the patter of his pink feet across the

canvas overhead, and the muscular squirming of his body in some tight

place about the sandbag wainscot. Like a friendly dog he trots about

your dug-out by night, bumping with trustful carelessness against the

fragile legs of your rustic bed. You hear him crooning to himself or a

pal, in his content--a placid, complacent little sound very different

from the grating squeak or squeal of the unhappy Ishmaels you used to

know. Certainly he will help himself to a little cake, if such a thing

is to be had, for he feels at home, as he doubtless wishes you to do. If

you do not care to share your dainties, you can hang them from the roof.

In the trenches themselves the rat is almost a domestic animal. Town

rats are lean, persecuted and vicious; nobody loves them. But those who

hobnob with us here are fed, like our Army, on Army rations, together

with more than their share of private luxuries, and consequently are

stout and contented-looking, and display none of the ill-bred and

disconcerting haste of the hereditary fugitive of our drains and

cellars. If you happen to stand still and silent for a few moments, you

will hear some cheery old rascal come sniffing and grunting along the

parapet, not so much in search of food as to enjoy the air--or so his

manner would indicate.

Between the Army and these other dwellers in earths and burrows there

must henceforth be a bond of true sympathy.

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_La Grèce Antique_: Hellas. _La Grèce Moderne: Hélas!_

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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 150, February 2, 1916 · 第 11 / 52 题