CHAPTER VI

THE ARAB WORLD

On a placid sea the _Warwickshire_ sped eastward, sighting the mountain

ranges of Corsica and Sardinia, and sweeping through the straits of

Messina so close to the Sicilian shore that we could make out plainly,

from the deck, the evening strollers on the brightly-lighted promenade.

The crew was East Indian. The white quartermasters with whom I messed

were gorged with such food as only a French chef can cook, and valiantly

I struggled to make up for those famished days in the dismal streets of

Marseilles. My official duties were largely confined to “polishin’ ’er

brasses,” and, with all due modesty, I assert that the ship was the

brighter for my presence. The Bibby Line scorned to carry any but

first-class passengers. I took my “watch below” within easy hailing

distance of the promenade deck and those belinened voyagers to whom the

custom of tipping for every possible service had become second nature,

and picked up many a franc and six-pence among them.

On the morning of the fifth day out the brasses were pronounced in a

satisfactory condition, and I was ordered into the hold, with a score of

the native crew, to send up the trunks of Egyptian travelers. The

weather grew perceptibly warmer with every throb of the engines. When I

climbed on deck after the last chest, the deep blue of the ocean had

turned to a shabby brown, but the horizon was still unbroken. Suddenly

there rose from the sea, on our starboard bow, as a marionette bobs up

in a puppet-show, a flat-topped building, then another and another,

until a whole village, the houses of which seemed to sit like gulls on

the ruddy sea, spread out before us. It was Port Saïd. The pilot-boat

had swung alongside and the statue of de Lesseps was plainly visible

before we caught the first glimpse of land, a narrow stretch of reddish

desert sand beyond the town. Slowly the _Warwickshire_ nosed her way

into the canal, the anchor ran out with a rattle and roar of cable, and

there swarmed upon our decks a countless multitude of humans, that

seemed the denizens of some remote and unknown sphere.

Darkness fell soon after. I had signed on the _Warwickshire_ under a

promise that I might leave her at Port Saïd. Through all the voyage,

however, the quartermasters had spent the hours of the dogwatch in

pouring into my ears tales of the horrors that had befallen white men

stranded among the Arabs. The shrieks that rose from the maze of

buildings ashore, the snarling, scowling mobs that raced about our

decks, called back these stories all too vividly. In the blackest of

nights, this new and unknown world was in imagination peopled with

diabolical creatures lying in wait for lone mortals who might venture

ashore unarmed and well-nigh penniless. If I escaped a quick

assassination among these black hordes, a lingering starvation on this

neck of sand might be my lot. The captain had given me leave to continue

to Rangoon. An Englishman, returning to the Burmese district he

governed, had promised me a well-salaried position. Most foolhardy it

seemed to halt in this “dumping ground of rascality” when in a few days

I might complete half my journey around the globe and find a ready

employment.

For an hour I sat undecided, staring into the black inferno beyond the

wharves. Palestine and Egypt, however, were lands too famous to be

lightly passed by. I bade farewell to the astonished quartermasters,

collected my few days’ wages from the mate, and with some two pounds in

francs, lire, and shillings in my pocket, dropped into a _feluca_ and

was rowed ashore.

A scene typically Oriental graced my landing. In my ignorance, I had

neglected to spend a half-hour in bargaining with the swarthy boatman

before stepping into his craft. That the legal fare I paid him was

posted conspicuously on the wharf made him none the less assertive in

his demands. For an hour he dogged my footsteps, howling threats or

whining pleas in a cracked treble, now in his native Arabic, now in such

English as he could muster. The summary vengeance of the Islamites,

prophesied with such fullness of detail by my shipmates, seemed at hand;

but I shook the fellow off at last and set out to find a lodging.

The task at which I had grown so proficient in Europe was a far more

difficult problem in this strange world. To be sure, there were several

hotels along the avenue facing the wharves, before which well-dressed

white men lounged at little tables; and black, barefooted waiters

flitted back and forth, carrying cool drinks that we of America are wont

to associate with August mid-days rather than with December evenings.

But a strong financial backing is nowhere so indispensable as in

hostelries offering “European accommodations” in the Orient. There were,

undoubtedly, scores of native inns in the maze of hovels into which I

plunged at the first step off the avenue, but how distinguish them when

the only signs that met my eye were as meaningless as so many spatters

of ink? Even in Holland I had been able to guess at shop names. But

Arabic! I had not the remotest idea whether the ensign before me

announced a lodging house or the quarters of an undertaker. I returned

to the avenue; but the few white men who paused to listen to my inquiry

for a “native” hotel stared at me as at one who had lost his wits, and

passed on with a shrug of the shoulders. A long evening I pattered in

and out of crooked byways, bumping now and then into a swarthy Mussulman

who snarled at me and made off, and bringing up here and there in some

dismal blind alley. Fearful of wandering too far from the lighted

square, I turned back toward the harbor and suddenly caught sight of a

sign in English: “Catholic Sailors’ Home.” Whether the establishment was

Catholic or Coptic was small matter, so long as it announced itself in a

human language, and I dashed joyfully towards it.

The “Home” comprised little more than a small reading-room. Half-hidden

behind the stacks of ragged magazines sat the “manager,” a Maltese boy,

huddled over paper and pencil and staring disconsolately at an

Italian-English grammar. I stepped forward and offered my assistance,

and together we waded through an interminable lesson. Before we had

ended, six tattered white men wandered in and carefully chose books over

which to fall asleep.

“You must know,” said the manager, as he closed the grammar, “that there

am no sleepings here. And we closes at eleven. But I am fix you oop. I

am shelter all these seamans while I lose my place when the Catholic

society found it out.”

He peered out into the night, locked the doors, blew out the lights, and

aroused the sleepers. We groped our way along a stone-paved corridor to

the back of the building.

“You are getting in here,” said the Maltese, pulling open what proved by

morning light to be a heavy pair of shutters, “but be quietness.”

I climbed through after the others. A companion struck a match that

lighted up a stone room eight feet square, once the kitchen of the Home.

Closely packed as we were, it soon grew icy cold on the stone floor. Two

“beachcombers” rose with exclamations of disgust and crawled out through

the window, to tramp up and down the corridor. I groped my way to a

coffin-shaped cupboard in one corner, laid it lengthwise on the floor,

pulled out the shelves, and, crawling inside, closed the doors above me.

My sleep was unbroken until morning.

By the light of day my bedfellows, squatted against the wall of the

corridor, formed a heterogeneous group. At one end sat a Boer dressed in

heavy, woolen garments of the veldt, of a faded, weather-beaten

condition startlingly in keeping with the bronzed and bewhiskered

countenance of the wearer. A seedy Austrian youth lolled open-mouthed

between the South African and an oily Turk. A Liberian negro was sharing

a mangled crust with a Russian Finn, half-hidden behind a forest of

unpruned whiskers. A ragged Englishman stood stiffly erect near the

door.

We found ample time to divulge the secrets of our past before the

turnkey came to release us. With the Englishman I strolled down to the

harbor. Myriads of “coaling niggers,” in dirty, loose robes, as

indistinguishable one from another as ants, swarmed up the sides of

newly-arrived ships, or returned, jaded and begrimed, in densely packed

boat-loads, from a night of toil. The custom police, big, pompous

negroes beside whom the Arabs seemed light colored, strutted back and

forth within the wharf enclosure. As each band of heavers arrived, the

officers laid aside their brilliant fezes, slipped over their gay

uniforms a bag-like garment that covered them to their gaitered shoes,

and gathered the workmen, one by one, in a loving embrace.

“Affectionate fellows, these followers of the prophet,” I mused.

“Aye,” croaked my companion, “and bloody good smugglers, dressed in them

dirty skys’ls.”

They live in coal, these heavers of Port Saïd. Their beds, their wives,

their children, the merchants with whom they come in contact, even the

little baked fish which bleary-eyed females sell them outside the gates,

are covered with its dust.

The Englishman knew of but one “graft” in Port Saïd. Each day, at noon,

the friars of a Catholic monastery served dinner to the penniless. A

crowd overwhelmingly Oriental lined up with us under the trees of the

convent garden to await the serene pleasure of the tawny Arab who

dispensed the charity of the priests. Between a Tartar and a Nubian, I

received, after long delay, a deep tin-plate, a pewter spoon, and a

misshapen slice of bread. The entire party had lost hope of obtaining

anything more edible, when the monasterial servant appeared once more,

straining painfully along with a huge caldron of soup, which he

deposited on the flat grave-stone of a defunct friar. As we filed by

him, the Arab tossed at each of us a ladleful of the boiling concoction.

Whether it landed in our plates or distributed itself generously over

our nether garments depended entirely on our own dexterity, for the

haughty server dumped the ladle where, in his opinion, our dishes ought

to have been, utterly indifferent as to whether they were there or not.

The Englishman disappeared next day, and I joined fortunes with the

seedy Austrian. With a daily dinner and a lodging, even in a cupboard,

assured, I found Port Saïd a more agreeable halting-place than

Marseilles. There was work to be had here, too. On this second afternoon

we were stretched out on the breakwater, under the shadow of the statue

of de Lesseps, watching the coming and going of the pilot-boats and the

sparkle of the canal that dwindled to a thread on the far horizon of the

yellow desert, when a portly Greek approached and asked, in Italian, if

we wanted employment. We did, of course, and followed him back to land

and off to the westward along the beach to a hovel in the native

section. On the earth floor sat two massive stone mortars. The Greek

motioned to us to seat ourselves before them, poured into them some

species of small nut, and handed each of us a stone pestle. When we had

fallen to work, he sat down on a stool, prepared his _narghileh_ and,

except for an occasional wave of the hand as a signal to us to empty the

mortars of the beaten pulp and refill them, remained utterly motionless

for the rest of the day.

Mechanically we pounded hour after hour. The pestles were heavy when we

began, before the day was done my own weighed at least a ton. What we

were beating up and what, in the name of Allah, we were beating it up

for, I do not know to this day. The Austrian asserted that he knew the

use of the product, but fell silent when I asked to be enlightened.

Night sounds were drifting in through the door of the hovel when the

Greek signed to us to stop, and with the air of one who feels himself to

be over-generous but proud of his fault, handed each of us five small

piastres (12½ cents). My companion at once raised his voice in

vociferous protest, in which, at a nudge of his elbow, I joined. The

Greek was hurt to the point of tears. The ingratitude of man, when he

had, out of the kindness of his heart, given us a whole day’s wages for

a half-day’s work! How could we bring ourselves to complain when he had

cut his own profit in half simply because we were men of his own color

for whom he felt an altruistic and unmercenary sympathy? At the end of a

half-hour of noisy clamoring he consented to present us each with

another piastre, and we hurried away across the beach to a native shop

where spitted mutton sold cheaply.

Two days later I took a “deck-passage” for Beirut and boarded a hulk

flying the British flag. By sundown we lost sight of the low-lying port

and set a course northeastward. A throng of Arabs, Turks, and Syrians,

Christian and Mohammedan, male and female, squatted on the half-covered

deck. In one scupper were piled a half-hundred wooden gratings, the use

of which remained a mystery to me until my fellow-passengers fell to

pulling them down one by one and spreading their beds on them. I alone,

of all the multitude, was unsupplied with bedding; even the lean, gaunt

Bedouins, dressed in tattered filth, had each a roll of ragged blankets

in which, their evening prayers and salaams towards Mecca ended, they

rolled themselves and lay down together in a place apart. This dividing

into groups was general, for caste lines are sharp drawn in the Orient

and, when I stretched out on a bare grating, the entire throng was

huddled in a dozen isolated bands, each barricaded by the sturdiest

males.

Morning broke bright and clear. Far off to starboard rose the

snow-capped range of the Lebanon; but we were bearing northward now, and

several hours did not bring us perceptibly nearer the coast. The time

was close at hand when I must learn something of the modes of travel in

Asia Minor, though, to tell the truth, I had small hope of landing, for

passports were reported indispensable in this mysterious land of the

Turk. I strolled anxiously about the deck. In a group of Christian Turks

I came upon two who spoke French, and engaged them in conversation with

the ulterior motive of “pumping” them. A few stories of the highways of

Europe amused the party greatly. Casually I announced my intention of

walking to Damascus. The interpreted statement evoked loud shouts of

incredulity, not unmixed with derision.

“What!” cried one of the French-speaking Turks, waving a flabby hand

towards the snow banks that covered the wall-like Lebanon range, “Go to

Damascus on foot! _Pas possible._ You would be buried in the snow. This

country is not like Europe! There are thousands of murderous Bedouins

between here and Damascus who would glory in cutting the throat of a dog

of an unbeliever! Why, I have lived years in Beirut, and no man of my

acquaintance, native or Frank, would ever undertake such a journey on

foot.”

“And you would lose your way and die in the snow,” put in the other. All

through the morning the pair were kept busy interpreting the opinion of

the group on the absolutely unsurmountable obstacles against such an

undertaking. It was the first version of a story that grew old and

threadbare before I ended my journeyings in the Orient. But it was a new

tale then, told with an unoriental vehemence, and as I ran my eye along

the snow-cowled wall that faded into hazy distance to the north and

south, I was half inclined to believe that I was nearing a land where my

plans must be abandoned.

The coast line drew nearer. On the plain at the mountain foot appeared

well-cultivated patches, interspersed with dreary stretches of blood-red

sand. At high noon we dropped anchor well out in the harbor of Beirut.

Clamoring boatmen were soon rowing first-class passengers ashore. But

the red flag of quarantine was snapping in the breeze above the custom

house, and as deck passengers, more likely to spread the plague than

tourists well supplied with “backsheesh,” we were detained on board.

Four sweltering hours had passed when a screech sounded ashore, and

several company tenders put out from the inner harbor. Down the gangway

tumbled a mighty cascade of Orientals, male and female, large and small,

dirty and half dirty, pushing, kicking, scratching, and biting each

other with utter disregard of color, sex, or social standing, and

hopelessly entangled with bundles of every conceivable shape. The sinewy

boatmen established something like an equality of burdens by rough and

ready tactics, and amid the shrieks of husbands separated from wives,

children from parents, Bedouins from their priceless rolls of blankets,

the tenders set off for a stern, stone building on a barren rock across

the bay. The spirit of segregation grew contagious. As we swung in

against the rock I caught a haughty Bedouin attempting to separate me

from my knapsack. A well-directed push landed him in the laps of several

heavily-veiled females and I sprang up a stairway cut in the face of the

rock. The building at the summit bore the star and crescent, and the

title “Lazeret.” In small groups we passed into a room where a

pudgy-faced man in European garments, topped by a fez, stared at me long

and quizzically before he beckoned to the first of our party to

approach. One by one my fellow passengers answered a few questions,

received a paper signed by the man in the fez, and fell to quarreling

with him over the price thereof. Well they knew that no amount of

bellowing could reduce the official fee, but as Orientals they could not

have purchased a postage stamp without attempting to “beat down” the

salesman. The officer heaved a sigh of relief when I handed him without

protest the five piastres demanded, and I passed on, still wondering why

I had been taxed. The paper was in French as well as Turkish and

informed me that I had paid for disinfection.

Some time after the last man had paid his fee—the female passengers had

mysteriously disappeared—a second door swung open, an official folded

our papers, tore a round hole in them, and we entered a room containing

several long tables. An unwashed and officious Arab handed to each of us

a garment not unlike a scanty nightshirt, and ordered us to strip. When

our wardrobes had been laid out on the tables in separate heaps, a

half-dozen ragged urchins appeared, rolled each heap into a bundle, and

disappeared through a tight-fitting steel door. Disinfecting a Frank

was, evidently, a new problem in the Lazeret of Beirut. An urchin stared

at my clothing, bawled something to the unwashed official, and passed me

by. The officer picked my garments up one by one with a puzzled air,

handed me my sweater and suspenders, as if he did not feel that such

mysterious articles could be rated as clothing, and sped away with the

rest.

A long hour passed. The nightshirts lent their wearers neither dignity

nor modesty. My own had been designed for the smallest of Arabs and did

a white man meager service, but the jabbering natives would not have

been in the least disturbed if their wardrobe had been reduced to the

fig leaf of notorious past. The steel door opened. We filed into the

next room and found our disinfected bundles arrayed on more long tables

and steaming like newly-boiled cabbages. As rapidly as the garments

cooled, I attired myself and turned out upon a tiny square before the

Lazeret. Suddenly there rang out a cry for passports. An icy bubble ran

up and down my spine, but I stepped boldly forward and thrust my letter

of introduction into the face of a diminutive, white-haired officer at

the gate. He received it gingerly, as if expecting it to explode in his

hands, turned it up sidewise, upside down, sidewise once more, and,

certain that he had found its proper position, began to run his finger

up and down the lines, mumbling to himself and shaking his head sagely

from side to side. Slowly he turned, eyed me suspiciously, and after

several preliminary gurgles, wheezed: “Paseeporto? Paseeporto?”

“Sure, it’s a passeporto!” I replied, nodding my head vigorously. The

officer glanced from the paper to my face and back at the paper several

times, plainly as helpless before a problem for which he knew no

precedent as a child. The doctor who had made out our disinfection slips

stepped out into the square, and the officer, knowing that he read and

spoke French, rushed upon him. The good leech could hold the letter

right side up, but he knew no more of its contents than the man who had

read it sidewise. He turned to ply me with questions. I assured him that

American passports were just such simple things, and he accepted my

assertion. The officer thrust the letter into his sack—for in Turkey

passports are held over night by the police and returned to the owner’s

consulate in the morning—and waved his hand as a sign of dismissal.

Darkness had fallen and the city was some miles distant. The doctor

called a sinister-looking native, attired in a single garment that

reached his knees, and ordered him to guide me to the town. We set off

through the night, heavy with the smell of oranges, along a narrow road,

six inches deep in the softest mud. At the outskirts of the city the

native halted and addressed me in Arabic. I shook my head. Like most

uneducated Orientals, he was of the opinion that, if a full-grown Frank

could not understand language intelligible to the smallest child of his

acquaintance, it was through some fault of his hearing. He put the

question again and again, louder and more rapidly with every repetition.

I let him bellow until breath failed him and he gave up and splashed on.

He halted once more in a square, reeking with mud, in the center of the

city, and burst forth in a greater vehemence of incoherency than before.

“Ingleesee?” he shrieked with his last gasp.

“No,” I answered, comprehending this one word, “Americano.”

“Ha!” shouted the Arab, “Americano?” and he began his bellowing once

more. Evidently he was attempting to explain something about my fellow

countrymen, for the word “americano” was often repeated. Exhausted once

more, he struck off to the southward. I shouted “hotel” and “inn” in

every language I could muster, but after a few mumbles he fell silent

and only the splash of our feet in the muddy roadway attended our

progress. We left the city behind, but still the Arab plodded steadily

and silently southward. Many a quartermaster’s story of white men led

into Mussulman traps passed through my mind. Far out among the orange

groves of the suburbs he turned into a small garden and pointed to a

lighted sign above the portal of the building among the trees. It

announced the American consulate. Not knowing what else to do with a

Frank who did not understand the loudest Arabic, the native had led me

to the only man in Beirut to whom he had heard the term “americano”

applied.

When I had paid my bill next morning in the French _pension_ to which I

had been directed, my worldly wealth was reduced to one English

sovereign. I turned in at the office of Cook and Son and, tossing the

piece to the native clerk, asked him to change it into coin of the

realm, of small denomination. He turned the sovereign over several

times, bit it, laid it carefully away, and set to pulling out boxes and

drawers and dumping the coins they contained on the counter before me.

There were pieces of copper, pieces of silver, pieces of bronze, tin,

iron, nickel, zinc; coins half the size of a dime, coins that looked

like tobacco tags, coins big enough with which to fell an ox, coins with

holes in them, coins bent double, saucer-shaped coins, coins that had

been scalloped around the edge by some erstwhile possessor of artistic

temperament and hours of leisure; and still the clerk continued to pour

out coins until I felt in duty bound, as a tolerably honest member of

society, to call a halt.

“Say, old man,” I put in, “that was only a sov. I gave you, you know.”

“Yes, yes, I know,” panted the native, dumping another handful that

rattled down the sides of the heap like a bucketful of stones on the

pile under a stone crusher, “I know, and I am very sorry I have not

enough to change him. But I give you this and he just make him up.”

He tossed towards me a gold piece of ten francs.

“What!” I cried, “You don’t mean that I get that heap and ten francs

besides, for one quid?”

“Aywa, efendee, yes, that makes one pound,” he answered.

I pawed over the heap. Each rake brought to light pieces of new and

unique pattern. “Fine collection,” I said, “but what’s the answer?”

The clerk drew a long breath as if for an extended lecture, and picked

up one of the tobacco tags; “This,” he said, “is a metleek. It is

worth eleven-twelfths of a half-penny. Five of these coppers make a

metleek—only not quite—that is—here in Beirut—in Damascus five of them

make a metleek and a little more. Ten metleeks make a bishleek—” he

picked up one of the coins the owner of which would be arrested, in a

civilized country, for carrying concealed weapons, “one bishleek—that

is—except one and a half of these copper coins—that is—here—in

Damascus ten metleeks make a bishleek and four coppers—except not

quite—and in Sidon they make the same as in Damascus—only a little

less—and these coins are worth the same as a bishleek—except not

quite—that is—here—if they have a hole in them they are worth a copper

and three-fourths—more—that is, here—in Damascus they are worth a

copper and one-fourth more, and this dish-shaped one is worth three

bishleeks and three metleeks and two coppers and sometimes

three-fourths of a copper more, except they with holes in them which

are worth two metleeks and a copper and a half more, and this

mejeedieh is worth in Damascus seven bishleeks and seven metleeks and

two coppers and sometimes three and sometimes here not so much by two

and a half coppers and in Jerusalem—”

“And suppose it is a rainy day?”

“Oh, that does not make any difference,” said the clerk, with owl-like

solemnity, “but sometimes on busy days, as on feast days, the bishleek

is worth three coppers and a half more—that is, here—in Damascus it is

worth two more and sometimes not so much—as in Ramadan, and in Sidon it

is worth three-fourths of a copper less and in—here in Beirut—”

“Hold on, efendee,” I cried. “If you have a pencil and a ream of paper

at hand—”

I understood his explanation perfectly, of course, but I had an

unconquerable dread of forgetting it in my sleep.

“Certainly,” cried the obliging clerk, and he dragged forth two sheets

of paper and covered both with figures. Reduced to writing, the monetary

system of Syria was simplicity itself. One could see through it as

easily as through six inches of armor plate.

“Now, in carting this around—” I asked, tucking the sheets of paper away

in a pocket, “you don’t hire a porter—”

“Ah,” said the clerk, “you have not the large purse? Our Syrians carry a

purse which is very long, which is long like the stocking which it is

said are worn by the lady; but if you have not such a long purse and you

have not any ladies—” I drew out a large handkerchief and fell to raking

the heap of coins into it. “Ah,” he cried, “that does very good, only

you do not forget that in Damascus the mejeedieh is worth seven

bishleeks and seven metleeks and two coppers and sometimes—” But I had

escaped into the silence outside.

I reduced my burden somewhat by spending the heaviest pieces of junk for

breakfast and, strolling down to the harbor, sat down on a pier. The

bedlam of shrieking stevedores, braying camels, and the rattle of

discharging ships drowned for some time all individual sounds. In a

sudden lull, I caught faintly a shout in English behind me and turned

around. A lean native in European dress and fez was beckoning to me from

the opening of one of the narrow streets. I dropped from the pier and

turned shoreward. The native ran towards me. “You speak Eengleesh?” he

cried, “Yes? No? What countryman you?”

“American.”

“No? Not American?” shrieked the native, dancing up and down, “You not

American? Ha! ha! ver’ fine. I American one time, too. I be one time

sailor on American warsheep Brooklyn. You know Brooklyn? Ver’ nice

sheep, Brooklyn. You write Eengleesh, too, No? Yes? Ver’ fine! You like

job? I got letters write in Eengleesh! Come, you!”

He led the way through the swarming bazaar, shouting answers to the

questions I put to him. He claimed the name of Abdul Razac Bundak and

the profession of “bumboat-man,” one of those familiar figures of

Oriental ports, a native who had picked up a fluent use of so-called

English, the language of the shipping world, and turned it to

practicable account. His activities were varied. He sold supplies to

foreign ships, acted as interpreter for officers ashore, led tourists on

sight-seeing expeditions, and, in the busy season, ran a sailors’

boarding house.

Some distance back from the harbor, in a shoe shop kept by his uncle, I

sat down to write three letters at Bundak’s dictation. By the time we

had finished them—and a dozen cigarettes—my familiarity with other

languages had leaked out, and I wrote three more, two in French and one

in Spanish. With one exception, all six were bids to ship captains

accustomed to visit Beirut. The bumboat-man paid me two unknown coins,

and “set up” a dinner in a neighboring shop.

[Illustration: As I appeared during my tramp in Asia Minor. A picture

taken by Abdul Razac Bundak, bumboat-man of Beirut]

That afternoon we piloted a party of Germans through the labyrinthian

bazaars and out across the orange groves to Dog River. Abdul chattered

in his pidgin English, and I strove to turn his uncouth speech into the

language of the Fatherland. In the days that followed, our “company,” as

Abdul styled it, was the busiest in Beirut. The fame of Bundak’s

“faranchee secretary” spread abroad. The scribes who sat in their little

stands in the market-places were called upon now and then to pen letters

in some European language. Hitherto, they had refused such commissions.

Now they despatched an urchin to the shop in Custom-House street, before

which our “company” was wont to sit dreaming over narghilehs supplied by

a neighboring café, and summoned us to some distant corner of the

bazaars. The priest in his confessional was never entrusted with more

secrets than fell from the lips of the scribes amid the droning of

Bundak, the interpreter. Had those men of letters been less indolent,

the volume of their business might well-nigh have doubled. But they

insisted on exercising their profession after the laggard manner of the

East, and ever and anon drifted away into the land of day-dreams with a

sentence stranded on their lips. The palm of the left hand was the

writing desk to which they were accustomed; it was always with

difficulty that I stirred them up to clear a space on their littered

stands. They and their fathers before them had always written from right

to left; they stared in amazement when I began in the left-hand corner.

More than one burst forth in vociferous protest at this unprecedented

use of a pen, and long harangues from the senior member of our firm did

not always convince them that the result of my labor was more than

meaningless scratches. The fees of this new profession were never

princely. The scribes themselves received no more than a bishleek for a

letter, and must supply the materials. But even from the half of our

share I added something each day to the scrap iron in my handkerchief.

When business lagged there were but two resources left to Abdul—to eat

or to drink. Let his narghileh burn out before a summons came, and the

bumboat-man rose with a yawn and we rambled away through the intricate

windings of the bazaars to some tiny tavern, tucked away in an utterly

unexpected corner. The keepers were always delighted to be awakened from

their siestas by our “company.” While we sat on a log or an upturned

basket and sipped a glass of some native concoction which the proprietor

placed on the ground—there being no floor—at our feet, Abdul spun long

tales of the _faranchee_ world. They were bold forays into the field of

fiction, most of them, but with a live faranchee to serve as

illustration, the shopkeepers were never critical and listened

open-mouthed, after the fashion of all children of the East before a

story teller.

There was really no reason why these taverns should not have supplied

all our wants during the day, for the “free lunch” system, that has long

been credited to America, is indigenous to Beirut. With every drink the

keeper served a half-dozen tiny dishes of hazelnuts, radishes, peas in

the pod, cold squares of boiled potatoes, and berries and vegetables

known only in Syria. But Abdul was gifted with an inexhaustible

appetite, and at least once after every transaction he led the way to

one of the many eating-shops facing the busiest streets and squares. In

a gloomy grotto, the front of which was all door, stood two long tables

of the roughest materials, flanked by rougher benches with barely space

enough between them for the passage of clients. The proprietor rarely

stirred from behind a great block of brick and mortar near the entrance,

over which simmered a score of black kettles. I read the bill of fare by

raising the covers of each caldron in succession, chose a dish of the

least unfathomable mystery, picked up a discus-shaped loaf and a cruse

of water from the bench at the entrance, and retreated to the rear.

Whatever I chose, it was almost certain to contain mutton. The sheep

appears in sundry and strange disguises in the Mohammedan world. The

Arabian cook, however, sets nothing over the fire until he has cut it

into small pieces, and each dinner was an almost unbroken succession of

stews of varying tastes and colors. Each order, whether of meat or

vegetables, we ate separately, with a bread-cake.

Abdul rarely concerned himself with the contents of the kettles, for his

unrivaled favorite was a dish prepared by running alternately tiny cubes

of liver and kidneys on a spit and revolving them over the glowing

coals. I, too, should have ordered this delicacy more often had not

Abdul, with his incurable “Eengleesh,” persisted in referring to it as

“kittens.” I parted from the bumboat-man each evening; for, though his

home was roomy enough, he was a true Mohammedan and would never have

thought of introducing even his business partner into the same building

with his wives. Beds were good and rates low in the native inns. Though

we lived right royally in Beirut, my expenses were rarely twenty-five

cents a day.

With all its mud and squalor there was something marvelously pleasing

about this corner of the Arab world. The lazy droning of its

shopkeepers, the roll of the incoming sea, the twitter of birds that

spoke of summer and seemed to belie the calendar, above all, the

picturesque contrast of orange trees bending under the ripening fruit

that perfumed the soft air, with the snowdrifts almost within stone’s

throw on the peaks above, lent to the spot a charm unique. For all that,

I should not have remained so long in Beirut by choice, for the road was

long before me, and to each day I had allotted its portion of the

journey. The traveler in the East, however, must learn that he cannot

lay plans and expect to hold to them as at home. To the Oriental it is

entirely immaterial whether he sets out to-day or to-morrow, and the

view point of the Frank is beyond his grasp. Had you planned a departure

for Monday and find that some petty obstacle makes it impossible? “Oh!

well,” says the native, “Tuesday is as good a day as Monday. Wait until

to-morrow.” Does Tuesday bring some new difficulty? The native will

repeat his consoling advice just as jauntily as if he had not worn it

threadbare the day before. The expression “wasting time” has no meaning

whatever to the Oriental. Twenty-four hours does not represent to him

one-half the value of one of his miserable copper coins. A certain

number of days must run by between his birth and death. What matters it

just how he occupies himself during that period? He is, perhaps, a bit

happier if a task already planned must be put off, for the postponement

reduces the sum-total of exertion of his allotted span, and nothing does

the Oriental hate so much as exertion.

The officials of the Porte, imbued with this philosophy of life, were in

no haste to examine my papers. Not until my third visit to the consulate

did the air of consternation with which the American representative met

me at the door inform me that my letter had been returned.

“What the devil did you pass this note as a passport for?” shouted the

consul; “Why, man, in ten years I never heard of a man entering Turkish

territory without a passport—except one, and he was fined a hundred

pounds.”

“Tourist, wasn’t he?” I answered, “I’ve found that workingmen pass more

easily.”

“In Europe, perhaps,” said the consul, “but not here. Now don’t venture

into the interior until you have a teskereh—a local passport—unless you

want to be shipped to one of the Sick Man’s dungeons on the double

quick.”

Four days passed before this document, with its description of my

features in the unfathomable orthography of the Turk, was ready. Even

had I received it earlier, it is by no means certain that I could have

set out for Damascus at once. Native or Frank, not a resident of Beirut

admitted knowing which of her reeking alleyways led to the foothills to

the eastward. Abdul threw up his hands in startled horror when I

broached the subject of my intended journey. “Impossible!” he shrieked,

“There is not road. You be froze in the snow before the Bedouins cut

your liver. You no can go. Business good. Damascus no good. Ver’ col’ in

Damascus now.”

It cost me a day’s earnings one afternoon among the tavern keepers to

revive his flagging memory before he recalled that there was a road to

Damascus, and that caravans had been known to pass over it; but even in

such good spirits he persisted with great vehemence that the journey

could not be made on foot.

The bumboat-man left me next morning at the outskirts of the city and a

bend in the road soon hid him from view. For an hour the highway was

perfectly level, flanked by rich gardens and orange groves, and thronged

with dusky, supple-limbed men and women garbed in flowing sheets. Soon

all this changed. The road wound upward, the delicate orange tree gave

place to the sturdy olive, the fertile gardens to haggard hillsides, the

gay throng to an occasional Arab, grim and austere of visage, leading or

riding a swaying camel. Over the dull solitude fell a silence broken

only by the rising wind sighing mournfully through the jagged gullies

and stocky trees. The summer breeze of the sea level turned chilly and I

found it worth while to seek the sunny side of a boulder before

broaching the lunch in my knapsack. Nearer the summit of the first range

the aspect was less dreary. The cedar forests began and broke the

monotony of the ragged landscape. Here and there a group of peasants was

grubbing on the wayside slopes. To the north or south a flat-roofed

village clung to a mountain flank.

How strange and foreign seemed everything about me! The implements of

the peasants, the food in my knapsack, the very tobacco in my pipe,

every detail of custom and costume seemed but to widen the vast gulf

between this and my accustomed world. If I addressed a fellow-wayfarer,

he answered back an incomprehensible jumble of words, wound the folds of

his unfamiliar garments about him, and hurried on. If I caught sight of

a village clock, its hands pointed to six when the hour was midday. Even

the familiar name of the famous city to which I was bound was

meaningless to the natives, for they called it “Shaam.”

My pronunciation of the word was at fault, no doubt, for though I stood

long at a fork in the route in the early afternoon shouting “Shaam” at

each passer-by, I took the wrong branch. Some hours I had tramped along

a rapidly deteriorating highway before a suspicion of this mistake

assailed me. Even then, with no means to verify it, I kept on. At last

the route emerged from a cutting, and the shimmering sea almost at my

feet showed that I was marching due southward. Two peasants appeared

above a rise of ground beyond. As they drew near, I pointed off down the

road and shouted “Shaam?” The pair halted, wonderingly, in the center of

the highway some distance from me. “Shaam! Shaam! Shaam!” I repeated,

striving to give the word an accentuation that would suggest the

interrogation point that went with it. The peasants stared open-mouthed,

drew back several paces, and peered down the road and back at me a dozen

times, as if undecided whether I was calling their attention to some

phenomenon of nature or attempting to distract their attention long

enough to pick their pockets. Then a slow, half-hearted smile broke out

on the features of the quicker witted. He stood first on one leg, then

on the other, squinted along the highway once more, and began to repeat

after me, “Shaam! Shaam! Shaam.”

“Aywa, Shaam!” I cried.

He turned to his companion. The parley that ensued was long enough to

have settled all differences of opinion in politics, religion, and the

rotation of crops. Then both began to shake their heads so vigorously

that the muscles of their necks stood out like steel hawsers. Two broad

grins that were meant to be reassuring distorted their leathery visages.

They stretched out their arms to the southward and burst forth in

unharmonious duet: “La! la! la! la! la! Shaam! la! la! la! la! la!” The

Arab says “la” when he means “no.” I turned about and hurried back the

way I had come.

Dusk was falling when I traversed for the second time a two-row village

facing the highway. As I expected, there was not a building in any way

resembling an inn. For the Arab, even of the twentieth century,

considers it a sin that “the stranger within his gates” shall be obliged

to put up at a public house. I had already seen enough of the Syrian,

however, to know the chief weakness of his character—insatiable

curiosity. One thing he cannot do is mind his own business. Is there a

trade going on, a debt being paid, a quarrel raging? The vociferations

of bargaining, the jingle of money, the angry shrieks drive from his

head every thought of his own affairs, and he hastens to join the

increasing throng around the parties interested, to offer his advice and

bellow his criticisms. I sat down on a boulder at the end of the

village.

In three minutes a small crowd had collected. In ten, half the

population was swarming around me and roaring at my vain attempt to

address them, as at some entertainment specially arranged for their

enjoyment. A good half-hour of incessant chattering ensued before one of

the band motioned to me to follow him, and turned back into the village.

The multitude surged closely around me, examining minutely every article

of my apparel that was visible, grinning, smirking, running from one

side to the other, lest they lose some point in the make-up of so

strange a creature, and babbling the while like an army of apes.

The leader turned off the highway towards the largest building in the

village. Ten yards from the door he halted, the multitude formed a

semicircle, leaving me in the center like the chief buffoon in a comic

opera ensemble, and one and all began to bellow at the top of his lungs.

A girl of some sixteen years appeared on the threshold. “Taala hena!”

(come here) roared the chorus. The girl ran down the steps. A roar as of

an angry sea burst forth as every member of the company stretched out an

arm towards me. Plainly, each was determined that he, and not his

neighbor, should have the distinction of introducing this novel being.

“Sprechen Sie Deutsch?” shrieked the girl in my ear.

“Ja wohl,” I answered.

The rabble fell utterly silent at the first word, and I asked to be

directed to an inn.

“There is no hotel in our city of Bhamdoon,” replied the girl, with

flashing eyes; “We should be insulted. In this house, with my family,

lives a German missionary lady. You must stop here.”

She led the way to the door. The missionary met me on the steps with a

cry of delight, which she hastened to excuse on the ground that she had

not seen a European in many months.

“What would supper and lodging cost me here?” I demanded. The habit of

making such an inquiry had become almost an instinct among the grasping

innkeepers of Europe. Luckily, the German lady was hard of hearing. The

girl gave me a quick glance, half scornful, half astonished, which

reminded me that such a question is an insult in the land of the Arabs.

“The lady is busy, now,” said the girl, “come and visit my family.”

She led the way along a hall and threw open a door. I pulled off my cap.

“Keep it on,” said my guide, “and leave your shoes there.”

She stepped out of her own loose slippers and into the room. It was

square and low, the stone floor half covered with mats and cushions; in

the center glowed a small, sheet-iron stove, and around three of the

walls ran a divan. Two men, two women, and several children were seated

in a semicircle on the floor, their legs folded in front of them. They

rose without a word as I entered. The girl placed a cushion for me on

the floor. The family sat down again, carefully and leisurely adjusted

their legs, and then one and all, in regular succession, according to

age, cried “lailtak saeedee” (good evening).

In the center of the group set three large bowls, one of lentils and

another of chopped-up potatoes in oil. The third contained a delicacy

made of sour milk—a cross between a soup and a pudding, that is a great

favorite among the Arabs. On the floor, beside each member of the

family, lay several sheets of bread, half a yard in diameter and as thin

as cardboard, each heap bearing a close resemblance to the famous “stack

of wheats” of our own land. The head of the house pushed the bowls

toward me, ordered a stack of bread to be placed beside my cushion, and

motioned to me to eat. I stared helplessly at the bowls, for there was

neither knife, fork, nor spoon in sight. The girl, however, knowing the

ways of faranchees from years in a mission-school in Beirut, explained

my perplexity to her father. He cast upon me such a look as an American

society leader might bestow upon an Australian Bushman at her table,

begged my pardon, through his daughter, for overriding the dictates of

etiquette by partaking of a morsel before his guest had begun, tore a

few inches from a bread-sheet, and folding it between his fingers,

picked up a pinch of lentils and ate. I lost no time in falling to.

A wonderful invention is this _gkebis_ or Arab bread. If one purchases

food in a native bazaar, it is wrapped in a bread-sheet—and a very

serviceable wrapper it is, for it requires a good grip and a fair pair

of biceps to tear it. A bread-sheet takes the place of many table

utensils: arab matrons, ’tis said, never complain of their dishwashing

tasks. It makes a splendid cover for pots and pans, it does well as a

waiter’s tray. Never have I seen it used to cover roofs, nor as shaving

paper—but the Oriental is noted for his inability to make the most of

his opportunities. In its primary mission—as an article of food—however,

gkebis is not an unqualified success. In taste it is not always

unsavory, but ten minutes chewing makes far less impression on it than

on a rubber mat. It is rumored, too, that more than one Frank has lost

his appetite in striving to pronounce its guttural Arabic name. Very

often—as on this occasion—when weeks have passed since its baking, the

gkebis grows brittle and is inclined to break when used as a spoon. My

host picked up one of my sheets, held it against the glowing stove with

the flat of his hand, and returned it. It was as pliable as cloth and

much more toothsome than before.

The younger man rolled cigarettes for the three of us. We had settled

back to chat—through interpreter—when there came a tap at the door and a

few words in Arabic that caused the family to jump hurriedly to their

feet. An awe-struck whisper passed from mouth to mouth; “sheik! sheik!”

The children were whisked into one corner, the door flung open, and

there entered a diminutive man of about sixty. Long, flowing robes

enveloped his form, a turban-wound fez perched almost jauntily on his

head, and his feet were bare, for he had dropped his slippers at the

door. His face, above all, attracted attention. Deep-wrinkled, with a

long scar across one cheek, a visage browned and weather-beaten by the

wild storms that sometimes rage over the Lebanon, there was about it an

expression of frankness; yet from his eyes there flashed shrewd,

worldly-wise glances that stamped him as a man vastly different from his

simple fellow-townsmen.

The sheik greeted the head of the family, took a seat near me on the

divan, salaamed solemnly to each person present, acknowledged the

greetings they returned, and with a wave of his hand bade them be

seated. The newcomer had, quite plainly, been attracted to the house by

the rumor that a faranchee was visiting the family. After a few

preliminary remarks, the drift of which I could follow from his

expressive gestures and the few words I had picked up, he turned the

conversation, with the ease of a diplomat, to the subject of their

strange guest. My hosts needed no urging. For a time the sheik listened

to their explanations and suppositions with an unruffled mien, puffing

the while at a cigarette with as blasé an air as if faranchees were the

most ordinary beings to him.

As a climax to his tale the head of the house remarked that I was bound

to “Shaam” on foot. The ending was fully as effective as he could have

hoped. The sheik fairly bounded into the air, threw his cigarette at the

open stove, and burst forth into an excited tirade. The girl

interpreted. It was the old story of “impossible,” “can’t be done,” and

the rest; but a new element was introduced into a threadbare prediction;

for the sheik declared that, as village magistrate, he would not permit

me to continue in such a foolhardy undertaking. How many weapons did I

carry? None? What? No weapon? Travel to far-off Damascus without being

armed? Why, his own villagers never ventured along the highway to the

nearest towns without their guns! He would not hear of it; and he was

still disclaiming as only an excited Oriental can, when the missionary

came to invite me to a second supper.

I took leave of my host early next morning, swung my knapsack over my

shoulder, and limped down to the road. But Bhamdoon was not yet done

with me. In the center of the highway, in front of the little shop of

which he was proprietor, stood the sheik and several fellow townsmen.

With great politeness, he invited me to step inside. My feet were still

swollen and blistered from the long tramp of the day before, for the

cloth slippers of Port Saïd offered no more protection from the sharp

stones of the highway than a sheet of paper, and I accepted the

invitation. The village head placed a stool for me in the front of the

shop, in full sight from up or down the route. It soon became evident

that I was on exhibition as a freak of humanity, for the sheik pointed

me out with great delight to every passer-by. Apparently, too, he had

chosen this opportune moment to collect some village tax. On the floor

beside me stood an earthenware pot, and the sheik, as soon as his

exhibit had been viewed from all sides, called upon each newcomer to

drop into it a bishleek (ten cents). Like true Orientals, they gave

smaller pieces, some half bishleeks, some one or two metleeks; but not a

man passed without contributing his mite, for the command of the sheik

of a Syrian village is law to all its inhabitants.

Some time I had served as a bait for tax-dodgers when a villager I had

not yet seen put in an appearance, and addressed me in fluent English.

He had gathered a Syrian fortune in Maine and returned, years before, to

the rugged slopes of his native Lebanon. He insisted that I visit his

house nearby and, once there, fell to tucking bread-sheets, black

olives, raisins, and pieces of sugar-cane into any knapsack, shouting

incessantly at the same time of his undying affection for America and

things American. Out of mere pride for his bleak country, he took care,

on the way back to the shop, to point out a narrow path that wound up

the steep slope of a neighboring range.

“That,” he said, “leads to the Damascus road. But no man can journey to

Damascus on foot.”

The earthenware pot was almost full when I took my seat again on the

stool. I turned to my new acquaintance.

“What special taxes is the sheik gathering this morning?” I demanded.

“Eh! What?” cried the erstwhile New Englander, following the indication

of my finger, “The pot? Why, don’t you know what that’s for?”

“No,” I answered.

“Why, that is a collection the sheik is taking up to buy you a ticket to

Damascus on the railroad.”

I picked up my knapsack from the floor and stepped into the highway. The

sheik and several bystanders threw themselves upon me with cries of

dismay. It was no use attempting to escape from a dozen horny hands. I

permitted myself to be led back to the stool and sat down with the

knapsack across my knees. The sheik addressed me in soothing tones,

pointing at the pot with every third word. The others resumed their

seats on the floor, rolled new cigarettes, and fell quiet once more.

With one leap I sprang from the stool into the street and set off at top

speed down the highway, a screaming, howling, ever-increasing but ever

more distant throng at my heels. A half-hour later I gained the summit

of the neighboring range and slid down the opposite slope onto the

highway to Damascus.

For miles the road ascended sharply, elbowing its way through narrow

gorges, or crawling along the face of a mountain where its edge was a

yawning precipice. The giant cedars of the first slopes had given way to

clumps of stunted dwarfs, cowering in deep-cut ravines behind protecting

shoulders of the range. Few were the villages, and being low and flat

and built of the same calcareous rock as the mountains, they escaped the

eye until one was almost upon them. In every hamlet one or more of the

householders marched back and forth on the top of his dwelling, dragging

after him a great stone roller and chanting a mournful dirge that seemed

to cheer him on in his labor. At first sight these flat roofs seem to be

of heavy blocks of stone. In reality they are made of branches and

bushes, plastered over with mud, and, were the rolling neglected for a

fortnight in this rainy season, they would soon sag and fall in of their

own weight. More frequent than the villages were the ruins of a more

pretentious generation, standing bleak and drear on commanding hillsides

and adding to the haggard desolation. At long intervals appeared a line

of camels, plodding westward with a tread of formal dignity, a company

of villagers on horseback, or a straggling band of evil-eyed Bedouins

astride lean asses. Never a human being alone, never a man on foot, and

never a traveler without a long gun slung across his shoulders. The

villagers stared at me open-mouthed, the camel drivers leered

sarcastically, the scowling Bedouins halted to watch my retreating form

as if undecided whether I was worth the robbing.

The snow, which, seen from Beirut, seemed to cover the entire summit of

the range in impenetrable drifts, lay in isolated patches along the way.

Here was no such Arctic realm as Abdul had pictured. The air was crisp

at noonday; by night, no doubt, it would have been bitter cold—mere

autumn weather to us of northern clime. But it was easy to understand

why those accustomed to the perpetual summer of the coast had fancied

the passage an unprecedented hardship.

At the summit, the snow lay deeper. Far below stretched a rectangular

tableland, a fertile plain dotted with clusters of dwellings, and shut

in on every side by mountain ranges. Across it, like a white ribbon, lay

the Damascus highway, growing smaller and smaller, to be lost in

tortuous windings in the foothills beyond.

I reached the plain by evening and halted in a hamlet not far off the

city of Zakleh. Among the heavy-handed peasants who surrounded me was

one who had labored long enough in Italy to have picked up a smattering

of her language. We of the West might well take lessons in hospitality

from the Arab. Imagine a Syrian arriving at night and on foot in, let us

say, a village of rural Kansas; a Syrian in native costume who, in

answer to the questions put to him could do no more than point to the

road across the prairie and gurgle some such word as “Chikak! Cheekako!”

each time with a different accent. An Arabic-speaking villager, arriving

on the scene, would, possibly, pause to inquire the stranger’s wants. He

might direct him to an inn, but he would not consider it his duty to put

himself to the annoyance of seeing that he found it. Such was not the

Italian-speaking Arab’s notion of the proper treatment of strangers. He

took personal charge of me at once, led the way to the caravanserai,

acted as interpreter, quarreled with the proprietor when he tried to

overcharge me, and to save me a dismal evening surrounded by a jabbering

multitude, remained until late at night.

I took leave of him at the door of a stone stable—the only lodging which

the hamlet offered. The few camel drivers already gathered there were

well supplied with bags and blankets which they made no offer to share

with me. When I had watched them chasing through the mysteries and

hiding-places of their manifold garments the nimble creatures with which

they were infected, I lay down on the cobblestone floor without a sigh

of regret. Long before morning, however, I should gladly have accepted

the most flea-bitten covering. The kodak that served me as a pillow

rattled hour after hour with my shivering. I shivered until my neck and

arms ached with the exertion of vainly trying to hold myself still, and

never before had I realized the astonishing length of a December night.

I put off with the first suspicion of dawn and was already halfway

across the plain when the sun climbed the mountain rampart to the

eastward. To the natives the morning was bitter cold. Bands of laborers

on their way to the fields grinned at me sympathetically and passed

their hands over the scarfs wound round and round their necks and heads.

They were certain that, with face and ears unprotected, I was suffering

acutely; yet each and all of them, in low slippers, was bare of leg

halfway to the knee.

Where the plain ended the highway wound upward through a narrow, rocky

defile. Marauding Bedouins could not have chosen a better spot to lie in

wait for their victims. I started in alarm when a shout rang out at the

summit of the pass. The summons came from no highwayman, however. Before

a ruined hut on the hill above, stood a man in khaki uniform, the reins

of a saddle horse that grazed at his feet over one arm. “Teskereh!” he

bawled. I climbed the hillside and handed over my Turkish passport. The

officer grew friendly at once, tethered his horse, and invited me into

the hut. Its only furnishings were a mat-covered bench that served the

guardian as a bed, and a pan of coals. I drew out a few coins and ate an

imaginary breakfast. The officer could not—or would not—understand my

pantomime. He motioned me to a seat, offered a cigarette, and poured out

a cup of muddy coffee from a pot over the coals. But food he would not

bring forth.

While we sat grinning speechlessly at each other, the tinkle of a bell

sounded up the pass. The officer sprang to his feet and hurried down the

hill. Not once before had I been called upon to produce the teskereh

which the American consul had assured me was indispensable, and a

suspicion that one-half the amount it had cost would have sufficed to

blind the officers of the Porte to its absence grew to conviction at

this Thermopylæ of the Lebanon. A war of words sounded from the highway.

I stepped to the door. The soldier and the driver of an overburdened ass

were screaming at each other in the center of the route. When the

quarrel had reached its height, the traveler dropped something into the

guardsman’s hand and continued on his way. The officer climbed the hill,

smiling broadly, “Teskereh, ma feesh!” he cried, “Etnane bishleek!” (he

had no teskereh! Two bishleeks); and he dropped the coins with a rattle

into a stocking-like purse that was by no means empty. I drew him out of

the hut and, once in the sunshine, opened my kodak. He gave one wild

shriek and stumbled over himself in his haste to regain the hovel; nor

could any amount of wheedling induce him to venture forth again until I

had closed the apparatus. Accepting a bribe was a mere matter of

business; to have his picture taken was a sure way to future perdition.

[Illustration: The lonely, Bedouin-infected road over the Lebanon. “Few

corners of the globe offer more utter solitude than Syria and

Palestine”]

[Illustration: The Palestine beast of burden loaded with stone]

Beyond the pass stretched mile after mile of desolation absolute, hills

upon hills sank down behind each other, barren and drear, except for an

occasional olive tree, a sturdy form of vegetation that, in itself,

added to the general loneliness. Few corners of the globe can equal in

fearful stretches of utter solitude this land so aptly termed, in

Biblical phraseology, “the waste places of the earth.” All through the

day I tramped on, with never a sight nor sound of an animate object,

save once in mid-afternoon, when I broke my fast on bread-sheets and

cakes of ground sugar-cane at an isolated shop. Darkness fell over the

same haggard wilderness. The wind, howling across the solitary waste,

filled my ears. On this blackest of nights I could not have made out a

ghost a yard away, and the unknown highway led me into many a pitfall.

Long hours after sunset I was plodding blindly on, my cloth slippers

making not a sound, when I ran squarely into the arms of some species of

human whose native footwear had rendered his approach as noiseless as my

own. Three startled male voices rang out in guttural shrieks of

“Allah”—Arabic invocations, evidently, against evil spirits—as the trio

sprang back in terror.

Before I could pass on, one of them—plainly a materialist—struck a

match. The howling wind blew it out instantly, but in that brief flicker

I caught sight of three ugly faces under a headdress that belongs to the

roving Bedouin. With a simultaneous scream of “Faranchee!” the nomads

flung themselves upon the particular corner of the darkness where the

match had shown me standing. The motive of their attack, perhaps, was

Oriental hospitality. In the excitement of the moment I credited them

with a desire to increase their capital in the kingdom of black-eyed

houris, and evacuated the spot by a bit of side stepping that would have

won me fame in the roped arena. In my haste to execute the manœuvre,

however, I fell off the highway, and the rattling of stones under my

feet precipitated another charge. A dozen times during the ensuing game

of hide-and-seek I felt the breath of one of the flea-bitten rascals in

my face. The Arabic rules of the game, fortunately, required the players

to keep up a continual howling for mutual encouragement, while I moved

silently, after the fashion of the West. Aided by this unfair advantage,

I eluded their welcoming embraces until they stopped for a consultation,

and, creeping noiselessly on hands and knees, I lay hold on the highway

and sped silently away, by no means certain whether I was headed towards

Damascus or the coast.

An hour later the howling of dogs heralded my approach to some hamlet.

Once in it, I halted to listen for sounds of human life. Its

inhabitants, apparently, were lost in slumber, for what Syrian could be

awake and silent? The lights that shone from every hovel proved nothing,

for the Arab nations are unaccountably fearful of the evil spirits that

lurk in the darkness. I beat off the snapping curs and started on again.

Suddenly muffled peals of laughter and the excited voices of male and

female sounded from the depths of a building before me. I hurried

towards it and knocked loudly on the iron-studded door. The festivities

ceased as suddenly as if I had touched an electric button controlling

them. For several moments the silence was absolute. Then there came the

slapping of slippered feet along the passageway inside, and a woman’s

voice called out to me. I summoned up my limited Arabic: “M’abarafshee

arabee! Faranchee! Fee wahed locanda? Bnam!” (I don’t speak Arabic!

Foreigner! Is there an inn? Sleep!). Without a word the unknown lady

slapped back along the corridor. A good five minutes elapsed. I knocked

once more and again there came the patter of feet. This time a man’s

gruff voice greeted me. I repeated my Arabic vocabulary. There sounded

the sliding of innumerable bolts and bars, the massive door opened ever

so slightly, and the muzzle of a matchlock was thrust out into my face.

The eyes that appeared above it were evidently satisfied with their

inspection. The door was thrown wide open, and a very Hercules of a

native, with a mustache that would have put the Kaiser to shame, stepped

out, holding his clumsy gun ready for instant use. I could not but laugh

at his frightened aspect. He smiled sheepishly and, retreating into the

house, returned in a moment unarmed, and carrying a lamp and a rush mat.

At one end of the building he pushed open a door that hung by one hinge

and lighted me into a room with earth floor and one window, from which

five of the six panes were missing. A heap of dried branches at one end

stamped it as a wood shed.

A gaunt cur wandered in at our heels. The native drove him off, spread

the mat on the ground and brought from the house a pan of live coals. I

called for food. When he returned with several bread-sheets, I drew out

my handkerchief and began to untie it. My host shook his head fiercely,

made the sign of the cross and pointed several times at the ceiling,

implying, evidently, that he was a convert of the Catholic missionaries

and that the Allah of the Christians would pay my bill.

Barely had the native disappeared when the dog poked his ugly head

through the half-open door and snarled viciously at me. He was a wolfish

animal of the yellow mongrel variety so common in Syria, and in his eye

gleamed a rascality that gave him a startling resemblance to the

thieving nomads that infect that drear land. I drove him off and made

the door fast, built a roaring fire of twigs, and rolling up in the mat,

lay down beside the blaze. I awoke from a half-conscious nap to find

that irrepressible cur sniffing at me and displaying his ugly fangs

within six inches of my face. A dozen times I fastened the door against

him in vain. Had he merely bayed the moon all night it would have

mattered little, for with a fire to tend I had small chance to sleep;

but his silent skulking and muffled snarls kept me wide-eyed with

apprehension until the grey of dawn peeped in at the ragged window.

The village was named Hemeh—a station of the railway from the coast not

far beyond told me as much. The dreary ranges of the day before fell

quickly away. The highway descended a narrow, fertile valley in close

company with a small river, on the banks of which grew willows and

poplars in profusion.

A bright morning sun soon made the air grateful, though the chill of

night and the mountains still hovered in the shadows. Travelers became

frequent; peasant families driving their asses homeward from the morning

market, bands of merchants on horseback, well-to-do natives in a garb

that recalled the ill-omened coat of Joseph. Here passed a camel caravan

whose drivers would, perhaps, purchase just such a slave of his brothers

this very day. There squatted a band of Bedouins at breakfast and their

eating was as ceremonial as any meal among the ancient Jews. Beyond rode

a full-bearded sheik who was surely as much a patriarch in appearance as

Abraham of old.

The road continued its descent, the passing throng became almost a

procession, and I swung at last round a mountain spur that had hidden

from view an unequaled sight. Two miles away, across a vast, level

plain, traversed by the sparkling river, and peopled by a battalion of

soldiers in manœuvre, the white city of Damascus stood out against a

background of dull-red hills, the morning sun gleaming on graceful domes

and minarets of superb Saracenic architecture. It was an ultra-Oriental

panorama before which that first quatrain of Omar sprang unbidden to the

lips. I passed on with the throng and was soon swallowed up in the

multitude that surged through “the Street called Straight”—which isn’t.

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