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A VAGABOND JOURNEY AROUND THE WORLD

[Illustration: _Harry A Franck_]

A VAGABOND JOURNEY AROUND THE WORLD

A Narrative of Personal Experience

by

HARRY A. FRANCK

Illustrated with More Than One Hundred Photographs

_Pour connaître les véritables moeurs d’un pays il

faut descendre dans d’autres états; car celles des

riches sont presque partout les mêmes._

JEAN JACQUES ROUSSEAU.

[Illustration]

New York

The Century Co.

1910

Copyright, 1910, by

The Century Co.

Published, March, 1910

TO MY ALMA MATER

THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN

WITHOUT WHOSE TRAINING

THIS UNDERTAKING HAD BEEN IMPOSSIBLE

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CONTENTS

CHAPTER PAGE

I. PRELIMINARY RAMBLES 3

II. ON THE ROAD IN FRANCE AND SWITZERLAND 26

III. TRAMPING IN ITALY 43

IV. THE BORDERS OF THE MEDITERRANEAN 64

V. A “BEACHCOMBER” IN MARSEILLES 83

VI. THE ARAB WORLD 103

VII. THE CITIES OF OLD 131

VIII. THE WILDS OF PALESTINE 167

IX. THE LOAFER’S PARADISE 188

X. THE LAND OF THE NILE 215

XI. STEALING A MARCH ON THE FAR EAST 237

XII. THE REALMS OF GAUTAMA 251

XIII. SAWDUST AND TINSEL IN THE ORIENT 272

XIV. THREE HOBOES IN INDIA 289

XV. THE WAYS OF THE HINDU 309

XVI. THE HEART OF INDIA 327

XVII. BEYOND THE GANGES 354

XVIII. THE LAND OF PAGODAS 378

XIX. ON FOOT ACROSS THE MALAY PENINSULA 410

XX. THE JUNGLES OF SIAM 444

XXI. WANDERINGS IN JAPAN 462

XXII. HOMEWARD BOUND 483

LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS

Harry A. Franck _Frontispiece_

FACING PAGE

A boss cattleman of the Walkerville barns who has

crossed the Atlantic scores of times 6

Upon arrival in Montreal I put up at the “Stock Yards

Hotel” and get a preliminary hair-cut in anticipation 6

Women laborers in the linen-mills of Belfast, Ireland 11

S. S. _Sardinian_. “Lamps does a bit of painting above

the temporary cattle-pens” 11

A baker’s cart of Holland on the morning round 18

A public laundry on the Rhine at Mainz, Germany 18

Canal-boats laden with lumber from Nièvre entering Paris 31

“They are excellently built, the Routes Nationales of

France” 31

A typical French roadster who has tramped the highways

of Europe for thirty years 34

The two French miners with whom I tramped in France.

Notice shoe-laces carried for sale 34

A Venetian pauper on the Rialto bridge 55

My gondolier on the Grand Canal 55

Going for the water. A village north of Rome 58

Italy is one of the most cruelly priest-ridden countries

on the globe 58

Selling the famous long-horned cattle of Siena outside

the walls 66

Italian peasants returning from market-day in the

communal village 66

A factory of red roof-tiles near Naples. The girl works

from daylight to dark for sixteen cents 76

Italian peasants returning from the vineyards to the

village 76

My entrance into Paris in the corduroy garb and with the

usual amount of baggage of the first months of the

trip 94

“Tony of the Belt” 94

As I appeared during my tramp in Asia Minor. A picture

taken by Abdul Razac Bundak, bumboat-man of Beirut 114

The lonely, Bedouin-infected road over the Lebanon. “Few

corners of the globe offer more utter solitude than

Syria and Palestine” 127

The Palestine beast of burden loaded with stone 127

Damascus. “The street called Straight—which isn’t” 133

A wood-turner of Damascus. He watches the ever-passing

throng, turning the stick with a bow and a loose

string, and holding the chisel with his toes 133

The most thickly settled portion of Damascus is the

graveyard. A picture taken at risk of mobbing 140

Women of Bethlehem going to the Church of the Nativity 140

Tyre is now a miserable village connected with the

mainland by a wind-blown neck of sand 149

Agriculture in Palestine. There is not an ounce of iron

about the plow 149

On the road between Haifa and Nazareth I meet a

road-repair gang, all women but the boss 156

On the summit of Jebel es Sihk, back of Nazareth. From

left to right: Shukry Nasr, teacher; Elias Awad, cook;

and Nehmé Simán, teacher; my hosts in Nazareth 156

The shopkeeper and the traveling salesman with whom I

spent two nights and a day on the lonely road to

Jerusalem. Arabs are very sensitive to cold, except on

their feet and ankles 176

A high official of Mohammedanism. It being against the

teachings of the Koran to have one’s picture taken,

master and servant turn away their faces 176

The view of Jerusalem from my window in the Jewish hotel 183

Sellers of oranges and bread in Jerusalem. Notice

Standard Oil can 183

The Palestine beast of burden carrying an iron beam to a

building in construction 186

Jews of Jerusalem in typical costume 186

A winged dahabiyeh of the Nile 190

Sais or carriage runners of Cairo, clearing the streets

for their master 190

An Arab gardener on the estate of the American consul of

Cairo, for whom I worked two weeks 197

Otto Pia, the German beggar-letter writer of Cairo 197

An Arab café in Old Cairo 200

An abandoned mosque outside the walls of Cairo, and a

caravan off for Suez across the desert 204

Spinners in the sun outside the walls of Cairo 211

Guests of the Asile Rudolph, Cairo. François, champion

beggar, in the center, in the cape he wore as part of

his “system” 211

An Arab market-day at the village of Gizeh 215

A woman of Alexandria, Egypt, carrying two bushels of

oranges. Even barefooted market-women wear the veil

required by the Koran 216

On the top of the largest pyramid. From the ground it

looks as sharply pointed as the others 216

“Along the way shadoofs were ceaselessly dipping up the

water that gives life to the fields of Egypt” 218

The “Tombs of the Kings” from the top of the Libyan

range, to which I climbed above the plain of Thebes 218

A water-carrier of Luxor. A goatskin full costs one cent 222

The main entrance to the ruins of Karnak 226

The Egyptian fellah dwells in a hut of reeds and mud 231

Arab passengers on the Nile steamer. Except for their

prayers, they scarcely move once a day 234

The Greek patriarch whose secretary I became—temporarily 234

S. S. _Worcestershire_ of the Bibby Line, on which I

stowed away after taking this picture 239

Oriental travelers at Port Saïd 239

An outrigger canoe and an outdoor laundry in Colombo,

Ceylon 252

Road-repairers of Ceylon. Highway between Colombo and

Kandy 252

Singhalese ladies wear only a skirt and a short waist,

between which several inches of brown skin are visible 263

A Singhalese woman rarely misses an opportunity to give

her children a bath 263

The woman who sold me the bananas 264

The thatch roof at the roadside, under which I slept on

the second night of my tramp to Kandy 264

Singhalese infants are very sturdy during the first

years 266

The yogi who ate twenty-eight of the bananas at a

sitting 266

Central Ceylon. Making roof-tiles. The sun is the only

kiln 268

The priests of the “Temple of the Tooth” in Kandy, who

were my guides during my stay in the city 268

The rickshaw men of Colombo 274

American wanderers who slept in the Gordon Gardens of

Colombo. Left to right: Arnold, ex-New York ward

heeler; myself; “Dick Haywood”; an English lad; and

Marten of Tacoma, Washington 274

The trick elephant of Fitzgerald’s circus and a

high-caste Singhalese with circle-comb 287

John Askins, M.A., who had been “on the road” in the

Orient twenty years 287

A Hindu of Madras with caste-mark, of cow-dung and

coloring-matter, on his forehead 295

Hindus of all castes now travel by train 298

“Haywood” snaps me as I am getting a shave in

Trichinopoly 298

The Hindu affects many strange coiffures. Natives of

Madras 305

A Hindu basket-weaver of Madras 305

The great road of Puri, over which the massive

Juggernaut car is drawn once a year 320

The main entrance to Juggernaut’s temple in Puri. I was

mobbed for stepping on the flagging around the column 322

“Suttee” having been forbidden by their English rulers,

Hindu widows must now shave their heads, dress in

white, and gain their livelihood as best they can 324

A seller of the wood with which the bodies of Hindus are

burned on the banks of the Ganges. Very despised caste 324

Bankipur’s chief object of interest is a vast granary

built in the time of the American Revolution to keep

grain for times of famine. From its top the traveler

catches his first glimpse of the Ganges 338

Women of Delhi near gate forced during the Sepoy

rebellion. One carries water in a Standard Oil can,

another a basket of dung-cakes 338

One of the many flights of steps leading down to the

bathing-ghats and funeral pyres of Benares 341

The Taj Mahal, Agra, India 348

A market-day in Delhi, India. Many castes of Hindus and

Mohammedans are represented 351

The Hindu street-sprinkler does not lay much dust 351

A lady of quality of Delhi out for a drive 352

Hindu women drinking cocoanut-milk 352

Bungalows along the way in rural Burma 380

Women of the Malay Peninsula wear nothing above the

waist-line and not much below it 380

A Laos carrier crossing the stream that separates Burma

from Siam 433

The sort of jungle through which we cut our way for

three weeks. Gerald James, my Australian companion, in

the foreground 440

“An elephant, with a mahout dozing on his head, was

advancing toward us” 448

Myself after four days in the jungle, and the Siamese

soldiers with whom we fell in now and then between

Myáwadi and Rehang. I had sold my helmet 448

Bangkok is a city of many canals 450

A swimming-school of Japan, teachers on the bank,

novices near the shore, and advanced students, in

white head-dress, well out in the pool 464

Women do most of the work in the rice-fields of Japan 464

Horses are rare in Japan. Men and baggage are drawn by

coolies 467

Japanese children playing in the streets of Kioto 467

A Japanese lady 472

Japanese canal-boats and coolies of Kioto 478

The castle of Nagoya, in which many Russian prisoners

were kept 480

Laying out fish to dry along the river in Tokio. Japan

lives principally on fish and rice 480

An employee of the Tokio-Yokohama interurban, and some

street urchins 483

Fishermen along the bay on my tramp from Tokio to

Yokohama 483

The Russian consulate of Yokohama, in which we

“beachcombers” slept 488

Japanese types in a temple inclosure 488

A Yokohama street decorated for the Taft party. The

display is entirely private and shows the general good

will of the Japanese toward the United States 494

A FOREWORD OF EXPLANATION

Some years ago, while still an undergraduate, I chanced to be present at

an informal gathering in which the conversation turned to confessions of

respective aspirations.

“If only I had a few thousands,” sighed a senior, “I’d make a trip

around the world.”

“Modest ambition!” retorted a junior, “But you’d better file it away for

future reference, till you have made the money.”

“With all due respect to bank accounts,” I observed, “I believe a man

with a bit of energy and good health could start _without_ money and

make a journey around the globe.”

Laughter assailed the suggestion; yet as time rolled on I found myself

often musing over that hastily conceived notion. Travel for pleasure has

ever been considered a special privilege of the wealthy. That a man

without ample funds should turn tourist seems to his fellow-beings an

action little less reprehensible than an attempt to finance a

corporation on worthless paper. He who would see the world, and has not

been provided the means thereto by a considerate ancestor, should sit

close at home until his life work is done, his fortune made. Then let

him travel; when his eyes have grown too dim to catch the beauty of a

distant landscape, when struggle and experience have rendered him blasé

and unimpressionable.

A spirit of rebellion against this traditional notion suggested a

problem worthy of investigation. What would befall the man who set out

to girdle the globe as the farmer’s boy sets out to seek his fortune in

the neighboring city; on the alert for every opportunity, yet scornful

of the fact that every foot of the way has not been paved before him?

There were, of course, other motives than mere curiosity to urge me to

undertake such an expedition. As a vocation I had chosen the teaching of

modern languages; foreign travel promised to add to my professional

preparation. Were I permitted an avocation it would be the study of

social conditions; what surer way of gaining vital knowledge of modern

society than to live and work among the world’s workmen in every clime?

In the final reckoning, too, an inherent Wanderlust, to which, as an

American, I lay no claim as a unique characteristic, was certainly not

without its influence.

It was not until a year after my graduation that opportunity and my

plans were ripe. I resolved to take a “year off,” to wander through as

much of the world as possible, and to return to my desk in the autumn,

fifteen months later. As to my equipment for such a venture: I spoke

French and German readily, Spanish and Italian with some fluency; I had

“worked my way” on shorter journeys, had earned wages at a dozen

varieties of manual labor in my own country, and had crossed the

Atlantic once as a cattle man and once before the mast. It was my

original intention to attempt the journey without money, without

weapons, and without carrying baggage or supplies; to depend both for

protection and the necessities of life on personal endeavor and the

native resources of each locality. That plan I altered in one

particular. I decided to carry a kodak; and to obviate the necessity of

earning en route what I might choose to squander in photography, I set

out with a sum that seemed sufficient to cover that extraneous expense;

to be exact: with one hundred and four dollars. As was to be expected, I

spent this reserve fund early, in those countries of northern Europe in

which I had not planned an extensive stay. But the conditions of the

self-imposed test were not thereby materially altered; for before the

journey ended I had spent in photography, from my earnings, more than

the original amount,—to be exact again: one hundred and thirteen

dollars.

The chief object of investigation being the masses, I made no attempt

during the journey to rise above the estate of the common laborer. My

plan included no fixed itinerary. The details of route I left to chance

and the exigencies of circumstances. Yet this random wandering brought

me to as many famous spots as any victim of a “personally conducted

tour” could demand; and in addition, to many corners unknown to the

regular tourist. These latter it is that I have accentuated, passing

lightly over well-known scenes. It is easy and, alas, too often

customary for travelers to weave fanciful tales. But a story of personal

observation of social conditions can be of value only in so far as it

adheres to the truth of actual experience. I have, therefore, told the

facts in every particular, denying myself the privilege even of altering

unimportant details to render more dramatic many a somewhat prosaic

incident. The names of places, institutions, and persons appearing in

the text are in every case authentic; the illustrations are chosen

entirely from the photographs I took during the journey.

The question that aroused my curiosity has been answered. A man _can_

girdle the globe without money, weapons, or baggage. It is in the hope

that the experiences and observations of such a journey may be of

interest to fireside travelers that I offer the following account of my

Wanderjahr.

The author wishes to acknowledge the courtesy of _Harper’s Weekly_,

_Outing_ and _The Century Magazine_ in permitting him to republish

from their pages certain chapters of this book.

A VAGABOND JOURNEY AROUND THE WORLD

CHAPTER I

PRELIMINARY RAMBLES

On the eighteenth day of June, 1904, I boarded the ferry that plies

between Detroit and the Canadian shore, and, coasting the sloping beach

of verdant Belle Isle, swung off on the first stage of my journey around

the globe. At the landing stage a custom officer glanced through my bag,

stared perplexedly from the kodak to my laborer’s garb, and with a shrug

of his shoulders passed me on into the streets of the Canadian village.

A two-mile tramp brought me to the Walkerville cattle-barns, where

thousands of gaunt calves are rounded up each autumn to come forth in

the summer plump bulls and steers, ready for the markets of old England.

From the long rows of low, brick buildings sounded now and then a deep

bellow or the song or whistle of a stock feeder at his labor. I had

arranged for my passage some days before, and, dropping my bag at the

office, I joined the crew in the yard.

Months of well-fed inactivity had not tamed the spirits of the sleek

animals that were set loose and driven one by one out of the various

stables. The racing, bellowing cattle, urged slowly up the shute into

the waiting cars by blaspheming stockmen, waving lancelike poles above

their heads, gave to the scene the aspect of a riotous _corrida de

toros_. The sun had set and darkness had fallen in the alleyways between

the endless stables before the last bull was tied and the last car door

locked. The shunting engine gave a warning whistle. We, who were to

attend the stock en route raced to the office for our bundles, and,

tossing them on top of the freight cars, climbed after them.

There were no formal leave-takings between the little stock-yard

community on the shute platform and those who were “crossin’ the pond

wi’ the bullocks.” The cars began to move amid such words of farewell as

might have been exchanged with one setting out for the nearby village:

“So long, Jim, keep sober.”

“Don’t fergit me that tin o’ Wills’ Smokin’, Bob.”

“Give me best to Molly down on the Broomielaw, Jim,” with an overdrawn

wink at that worthy standing stolidly on the last car.

Jim and Bob were “boss cattle men,” each of whom, though still young,

had made scores of trips between the barns and the principal ports of

Great Britain.

A short run down the spur brought us to the main line of the Canadian

Pacific; our cars were joined to a train that was making up, and we made

our way to the caboose that had been rammed on behind. Though the

companies permit it, train men look with no kindly eye on the intrusion

of traveling “cow-punchers” into their home and castle. As we emerged

into the glare of the tail-lights, carrying our bundles and poles, a

surly growl gave us greeting:

“Huh! ’Nother bloody bunch o’ cattle stiffs!”

A steady run of thirty-six hours, enlivened by changes of caboose at

unseemly hours, crews of increasing surliness, and a tramp along the

cars at every halt to “punch ’em up” brought us to Montreal. The feeders

at the railroad pens took charge of the shipment and we repaired to the

“Stockyards Hotel,” a hostelry pervaded from bar-room to garret by the

odor of cattle. Thus far our destination had been uncertain, but, not

long after our arrival, information leaked out that we were to sail for

Glasgow on the _Sardinian_ two days later.

On that second evening, I reported at a wharf peopled by a half-hundred

men whose only basis of fellowship, apparently, was pennilessness and

riotous desire to secure passage to the British Isles. Twelve hundred

cattle, collected from several Canadian feeding centers, were to be

shipped and, besides the bosses, twenty cattle men were needed. A few,

like myself, had come overland with the stock trains; but the throng was

made up chiefly of those who had paid a Montreal agency $2.50 for the

privilege of shipping.

Over these we were given precedence. “Farnsworth’s gang” was summoned

first and under the lead of our boss we filed into the shipping-office,

to be greeted by a blustering officer seated before the ship’s log:

“What’s yer name?”

“H. Franck.”

“Ever been over before?”

“Yes, sir, on the Manchester Importer.”

The name was recorded and I touched the pen to make binding the contract

I had signed by proxy.

“All right! Fi’ bob fer the run. Next!”

Our boss was entitled to eight men, four of whom he had already chosen.

The last of these had barely given his name, when the “agency stiffs”

swept aside the policeman who had held them back, and surged screaming

into the office. We left them to fight for the coveted places and,

stepping out into the night, groped our way on board the _Sardinian_.

Even while we wandered among the empty cattle pens, built on her four

decks, we clung jealously to our bundles, for the skill of the Montreal

wharf-rat in “lifting bags” is proverbial among seafaring men.

Towards midnight several loads of baled straw were sent on board, and

those of us who had not succeeded in hiding “turned to” to bed down the

pens. Like many another transatlantic liner, the _Sardinian_, homeward

bound, carried cattle in the spaces allotted to third-class passengers

on the outward journey. It was not, however, for this reason, as one of

my new acquaintances was convinced, that this section of the ship was

known as the steerage.

The bedding completed, we threw ourselves down in the stalls and fell

asleep. Long before the day broke, the entire ship’s company, from the

first mate to the sleepiest “stiff,” was rudely awakened by a stampede

of excited cattle and the blatant curses of their drivers. The

stock-yard tenders had tied up alongside. In three hours our cargo was

complete; the panting animals were securely tied in their stanchions;

the winch had yanked up on deck the three or four bulls that, having

been killed in the rush, were to be dumped in the outer bay; and we were

off down the St. Lawrence. The crew fell to coiling up the shore-lines

and joined the cattle men in a rousing chorus:—

“We’re homeward bound, boys, for Glasgow town,

Good-by, fare thee well! good-by, fare thee well!

We’ll soon tread the Broomielaw now, my belle,

Good-by, fare thee well; good-by.”

Our passage varied little from the ordinary trip of a cattle boat. A few

quarrels and an occasional free-for-all mélée were to be expected, for

the “stiffs’ fo’c’stle” housed a heterogeneous company. Some of our

mates were skilled workmen of industry and good habits, bound on a visit

to their old homes. Contrasted with them were several incorrigible

wharf-rats, bred on the docks of the United Kingdom, who had somehow

contrived to cross the Atlantic to what had been pictured to them as a

land “where a bloke c’n live like a gent at ’ome widout wavin’ ’is

bleedin’ flipper.” The western hemisphere had proved no such ideal

loafing-place. Bound back now to their accustomed haunts, the

disillusioned rowdies spent their energies in heaping curses on America

and those who had painted it in such glowing colors. They were not

pleasant messmates.

The work on the _Sardinian_ was, as we had anticipated, hard, the food

unfit to eat, and the forecastle unfit to live in. But there were no

“first trippers” among us and all had shipped with some knowledge of the

treatment meted out to “cattle stiffs.”

On the tenth day out, the second of July, we came on deck to find, a few

miles off to starboard, the sloping coast of Ireland, patches of growing

and ripening grain giving the island the appearance of a huge, tilted

checkerboard. Before night fell, we had left behind Paddy’s Mile-stone

and the Mull o’ Kintyre, and it was near the mouth of the Clyde that we

completed our last feeding.

A mighty uproar awakened us at dawn. Urged on by the bellows of Glasgow

longshoremen, the cattle were slipping and sliding down the gangway into

the wharf paddock. Unrestrained joy burst forth in the feeders’

quarters. Enmities were quickly forgotten, the few razors passed quickly

from hand to hand, beards of two weeks’ growth disappeared as if by

magic, bags were snatched open, the rags and tatters that had done duty

as clothing on the voyage were poked in endless stream through the

porthole into the already poisonous Clyde, and an hour later the

“stiffs,” looking almost respectable, were scattering along the silent

streets of Sunday-morning Glasgow.

Strange it seemed next morning to find business moving as usual, with no

sounds of celebration, for it was the Fourth, “Independence” or

“Rebellion” day, according to the nationality of the speaker. At noon we

gathered on board the _Sardinian_ to receive our “fi’ bob” and our

discharges from the Board of Trade. These latter were good for the

return trip on the same steamer, but few besides the bosses intended to

avail themselves of the privilege. As for myself, I found another use

for the document. One who is moving about Europe in the garb of a

laborer must be ever ready to declare his station in life. The answer of

the American tramp that he is “just a’ travelin’” will not pass muster

across the water. To have called myself a carpenter or a teamster

without corroborating testimonials would have been as foolish as to have

told the truth. The discharge from the _Sardinian_, though issued to a

cattle man, did not differ materially from that of an able seaman. My

corduroy suit and cloth cap gave me the appearance of a Jack ashore. I

decided to pose henceforth as a sailor.

[Illustration: A boss cattleman of the Walkerville barns who has crossed

the Atlantic scores of times]

[Illustration: Upon arrival in Montreal I put up at the “Stock Yards

Hotel” and get a preliminary hair-cut in anticipation]

Tucking my kodak into an inside coat pocket, I sold my bag for the price

of a ticket on the night steamer to Belfast. A two days’ tramp along the

highways of the Emerald Isle was a pleasant “limbering up” for more

extended journeys to come. It might have been longer but for an

incessant rain that drove me back to Scotland.

On the afternoon of my return to Glasgow I struck out along the right

bank of the Clyde towards the Highlands. An overladen highway led

through Dumbarton, a town of factories, that poured its waste products

into the sluggish river of poison, and brought me at evening to

Alexandria. A band was playing. I joined the recreating throng and

stretched out on the village green. What a strange fellow is the

Scotchman! In a few short hours he runs through the whole gamut of

emotions, gloomy and despondent when things go wrong, romping and joking

a moment after.

The sun was still well above the horizon when the concert ended, though

the hour of nine had already sounded from the church spire.

Not far beyond the town the hills died away on the left and disclosed

the unruffled surface of Loch Lomond, its western end aglow with the

light of the drowning sun. By and by the moon rose to cast a

phosphorescent shimmer over the Loch and its little wooded islands. On

the next hillside stood a field of wheat shocks. I turned into it,

giving the owner’s house a wide berth. The straw was fresh and clean,

just the thing for a soft bed. But wheat sheaths do not offer

substantial protection against the winds of the Scottish Highlands, and

it was not with a sense of having slept soundly that I rose at daybreak

and pushed on.

Two hours of tramping brought me to Luss, a cozy little village on the

edge of the Loch. I hastened to the principal street in quest of a

restaurant, but the hamlet was everywhere silent and asleep. Down on the

beach of the Loch a lone fisherman, preparing his tackle for the day’s

labor, took umbrage at my suggestion that his fellow-townsmen were late

risers.

“Why mon, ’tis no late!” he protested, “’tis no more nor five, an’ a

bonny mornin’ it is, too. But there’s a mist in it,” he added

pessimistically.

I glanced at the bright morning sun and the unclouded sky and set down

both statements for fiction. But a clock-maker’s window down the beach

confirmed the first, and the second proved as true before the day was

done. Stifling my premature hunger, I stretched out on the sands to

await the morning steamer; for Ben Lomond, the ascent of which I had

planned, stood just across the Loch.

About six a heavy-eyed shopkeeper sold me a roll of bologna, concocted

of equal parts of pepper and meat, and a loaf of day-before-yesterday’s

bread. The steamer whistle sounded before I had regained the beach. I

purchased a ticket at the shore-end of the distorted wooden wharf and

hurried out to board the craft. My way was blocked by a burly Scot who

demanded “tu p’nce.”

“But I’ve paid my fare,” I protested, holding up the ticket.

“Aye, mon, ye hov,” rumbled the native, straddling his legs and setting

his elbows akimbo. “Ye hov, mon. But ye hovna paid fer walkin’ oot t’

yon boat on oor wharf.”

Ten minutes later I paid a similar sum for the privilege of walking off

the boat at Renwardenen.

Plodding across a half-mile of heath and morass, I struck into the

narrow, white path that zigzagged up the face of the Ben, and soon

overtook three Glasgow firemen, off for a day’s vacation in the hills.

The mist that the fisherman had foreseen began to settle down and turned

soon to a drenching rain. For five hours we scrambled silently upward in

Indian file, slipping and falling on wet rocks and into deep bogs, to

come at last to a broad, flat boulder where the path vanished. It was

the summit of old Ben Lomond, a tiny island in a sea of whirling grey

mist, into which the wind bowled us when we attempted to stand erect. My

companions fell to cursing their luck in expressive Scotch. The remnants

of a picnic lunch under the shelter of a cairn tantalized us with the

thought of how different the scene would have been on a day of sunshine.

I was reminded, too, of the bread and bologna that had been left over

from my breakfast, and I thrust a hand hopefully into my pocket. My

fingers plunged into a floating pulp of pepper, dough, and bits of meat

and paper that it would have been an insult to offer to share with the

hungriest mortal; and I fell to munching the mess alone.

Two of the firemen decided to return the way we had come. With the third

I set off down the opposite slope towards Inversnaid. In the first

simultaneous stumble down the mountain side, we lost all sense of

direction and, fetching up in a boggy meadow, wandered for hours over

knolls and through swift streams, now and then scaring up a flock of

shaggy highland sheep that raced away down primeval valleys. Well on in

the afternoon, as we were telling ourselves for the twentieth time that

Inversnaid must be just over the next ridge, we came suddenly upon a

hillside directly above the landing stage of Renwardenen. On this side

of the Loch was neither highway nor footpath. For seven miles we dragged

ourselves, hand over hand, through the thick undergrowth, and even then

must each take a header into an icy mountain river before we reached our

goal.

Here a new disappointment awaited me. Instead of the town I had

expected, Inversnaid consisted of a landing stage and a hotel of the

millionaire-club variety in which my worldly wealth would scarcely have

paid a night’s lodging, even should the house dogs have permitted so

bedraggled a being to approach the establishment. The fireman wandered

down to the wharf and I turned towards a cluster of board shanties at

the roadside.

“Can you sell me something to eat?” I inquired of the sour-faced

mountaineer who opened the first door.

“I can no!” he snapped, “go to the hotel.”

There were freshly baked loaves plainly in sight in the next hovel, but

I received a similar rebuff.

“Have you nothing to eat in the house?” I demanded.

“No, mon, I’m no runnin’ a shop.”

“But you can sell me a loaf of that bread?”

“No!” bellowed the Scot, “we hovna got any. Go to the hotel. Yon’s the

place for tooreests.”

The invariable excuse was worn threadbare before I reached the last hut,

and, though I had already covered twenty-five miles, I struck off

through the sea of mud that passed for a highway, towards Aberfoyle,

fifteen miles distant.

The rain continued. An hour beyond, the road skirted the shore of Loch

Katrine and stretched away across a desolate moorland. Fatigue drove

away hunger and was in turn succeeded by a drowsiness in which my legs

moved themselves mechanically, carrying me on through the dusk and into

the darkness. It was past eleven when I splashed into Aberfoyle, too

late to find an open shop in straight-laced Scotland, and, routing out a

servant at a modest inn, I went supperless to bed. Months afterward,

when I was in training for such undertakings, a forty-mile tramp left no

evil effects; at this early stage of the journey the experience was not

quickly forgotten.

The attraction of the open road was lacking when, late the next morning,

I hobbled out into the streets of Aberfoyle, and, my round of

sight-seeing over, I wandered down to the station and took train for

Stirling. Long before the journey was ended, there appeared, far away

across the valleys, that most rugged of Scotland’s landmarks, the castle

of Stirling. Like the base of some giant pillar erected by nature and

broken off by a mightier Sampson, it stands in solemn isolation in a

vast, rolling plain, the very symbol of staunch independence and sturdy

defiance.

My imagination far back in the days of Wallace and Bruce, I made my way

up to the monument from the city below, half expecting, as I entered the

ancient portal, to find myself surrounded by those bold and fiery

warriors of past ages. And surely, there they were! That group of men in

bonnets and kilts, gazing away across the parapets. Cautiously I

approached them. What pleasure it would be to hear the old Scottish

tongue and, perhaps, the story of some feud among the fierce clans of

the Highlands! Suddenly one of the group strode away across the

courtyard. As he passed me, he began to sing. A minstrel lay of ancient

days, in the old Gaelic tongue? No, indeed. He had broken forth in the

rasping voice of a Liverpool bootblack, juggling his H’s, as only a

Liverpool bootblack can, in “The Good Old Summer Time.”

An hour afterward I faced the highway again, bound for Edinburgh. The

route led hard by the battle-field of Bannockburn, to-day a stretch of

waving wheat, distinguished from the surrounding meadows, that history

does not know, only by the flag of Britain above it. With darkness I

found lodging in a wheat field overlooking the broad thoroughfare.

The next day was Sunday and the weather calorific. For all that, the

highroad had its full quota of tramps. I passed the time of day with any

number of these roadsters,—they call them “moochers” in the British

Isles. Some were sauntering almost aimlessly along the shimmering route,

others were stretched out at apathetic ease in shady glens carpeted with

freshly-blossomed bluebells. The “moocher” is a being of far less

activity and initiative than the American tramp. He is content to stroll

a few miles each day, happy if he gleans a meager fare from the kindly

disposed. He would no more think of “beating his way” on the railroads

than of building an air-ship for his aimless and endless wanderings. It

is always walk with him, day after day, week after week; and if, by

chance, he hears of the swift travel by “blind-baggage” and the full

meals that fall to his counterpart across the water, he stamps them at

once “bloody lies.”

[Illustration: Women laborers in the linen-mills of Belfast, Ireland]

[Illustration: S.S. _Sardinian_. “Lamps does a bit of painting above the

temporary cattle-pens”]

In stranger contrast to the American, the British tramp is quite apt to

be a family man. As often as not he travels with a female companion whom

he styles, within her hearing and apparently with her entire

acquiescence, “me Moll” or “me heifer.” But whatever his stamping ground

the tramp is essentially the same fellow the world over. Buoyant of

spirits for all his pessimistic grumble, generous to a fault, he eyes

the stranger with deep suspicion at the first greeting, as

uncommunicative and noncommittal as a bivalve. Then a look, a gesture

suggests the world-wide question, “On the road, Jack?” Answer it

affirmatively and, though your fatherland be on the opposite side of the

earth, he is ready forthwith to open his heart and to divide with you

his last crust.

I reached Edinburgh in the early afternoon, and, following the signs

that pointed the way to the poor man’s section, brought up in Haymarket

Square. A multitude of unemployed, in groups and in pairs, sauntering

back and forth, lounging about the foot of the central statue, filled

the place. Here a hooligan, ragged and unkempt as his hearers, was

holding forth, to as many as cared to listen, on the subject of

governmental iniquities. There another, less fortunate than his

unfortunate fellows, wandered from group to group in his shirt-sleeves,

vainly trying to sell his coat for a “tanner” to pay a night’s lodging.

High above towered the vast bulk of Edinburgh castle. A royal infant

lowered from its windows, as happened, ’tis said, in the merry days of

Queen Bess, would land to-day in a most squalid lodging house. Indeed,

this is one point that the indigent wanderer gains over the wealthy

tourist. The cheap quarters, the slums of to-day are, in many a European

city, the places where the history of yesterday was made. The great man

of a century ago did not dwell in a shaded suburb; he made his home

where now the hooligan and the laborer eke out a precarious existence.

The sorry-looking building at the foot of the castle rock bore the

sign:—

“Edinburgh Castle Inn. Clean, Capacious Beds, 6d.”

I had too often been misled by similar self-assertive adjurations to

expect any serious striving on the part of the proprietor to keep

anything but the sign in any marked degree of cleanliness. I was not

prepared, however, to find the place as filthy as it proved. The cutting

satire of the ensign was doubly apparent when I escaped again into the

square. A “Bobby” marched pompously up and down not far from the

brazen-voiced speaker, whose power of endurance should have won him a

livelihood somewhere.

“Where shall I find a fairly cheap lodging house?” I inquired.

“Try the Cawstle Inn h’over there,” replied “Bobby,” with a majestic

wave of his Sunday gloves towards the hostelry I had just inspected.

“But that place is not clean!” I protested.

“Not clean! Certainly it’s clean! There’s a bloomin’ law makes ’em keep

’em clean,” and “Bobby” glared at me as if I had libeled the King’s

Parliament and the Edinburgh police-force into the bargain.

I entered another inn facing the square, but was thankful to escape from

it to the one I had first visited. Paying my “tanner” at a misshapen

wicket, I received a stub bearing the number of my sty and passed into

the main room. It was furnished with benches, tables, and a cooking

establishment. For four pence the guest might have set before him an

unappetizing, though fairly abundant, supper. By far the greater number

of the inmates, however, were crowded around several cooking stoves at

the back of the room. Water, fuel, and utensils were provided gratis to

all who had paid their lodging. On the stoves was sputtering or boiling

every variety of cheap food, tended by tattered men who handled

frying-pans with their coat-tails as holders, and cut up cabbages or

peeled potatoes with knives on the blades of which were half-inch

deposits of tobacco. Each ate his concoction with the greatest relish as

soon as it showed the least sign of approaching an edible condition,

generally without any allowance of time for boiling messes to cool,

thereby suffering more than once dire injury.

Three days later I took passage for London and on the afternoon

following my arrival embarked at Gravesend on the _Batavien II_, bound

for Rotterdam. The steerage fare was five shillings; in view of the

accommodations, an extravagant price. My only companions amid the chaos

of so-called mattresses strewn about the hold were a German _Hufschmied_

and his bedraggled spouse, joint possessors of a bundle of rags

containing a most distressingly powerful pair of lungs. The odor of the

mattresses and the stench from the bundle turned the night into a

walking nightmare, which I spent in congratulating myself that the

voyage was to be of short duration.

I climbed on deck at sunrise to find the ship steaming at half speed

through a placid canal. Far down below us were clusters of squat

cottages, the white smoke of kindling fires curling slowly upward from

their chimneys. Here and there a peasant, looking quite tiny from the

height of our deck, crawled along across the flat meadows. Away in the

distance several stocky windmills were turning slowly yet ceaselessly in

the morning breeze.

The canal opened out into the teeming harbor of Rotterdam. A custom’s

officer inquired my profession, slapped me paternally on the back with a

warning in German to beware the “_schlechte Leute_” who lay in wait for

seamen ashore, and dismissed me, while the well-dressed tourist still

fumed over the uninspected luggage in his cabin.

I quickly tired of the confines of the city and turned out along the

flat highway to Delft. The route skirted a great canal; at intervals it

crossed branch waterways, all half-hidden by cumbersome cargo-boats.

Heavily laden boats toiled slowly by on their way to market, empty boats

glided easily homeward. On board, stocky men, bowed double over heavy

pike-poles, marched laboriously from bow to stern. Along the graveled

tow-paths that checkered the flat landscape, buxom women strained like

over-burdened oxen at the tow-ropes about their shoulders. Wherever one

met him the boating Dutchman shared most fairly with his wife the labor

of propelling his unwieldy craft, except that the wife walked and the

Dutchman rode.

In the early afternoon I briefly visited Delft, and pushed on towards

the Hague. No wayfarer, obviously, could in a single day become

accustomed to the national clatter of wooden shoes. Beyond Delft I

turned into a narrow roadway paved in cobblestones and flanked by two

canals. It was a quiet route even for Holland. In serene contentment I

pursued my lonely way, gazing off across the unbroken landscape.

Suddenly a galloping “rat-a-tat” sounded close behind me. What else but

a runaway horse could produce such a devil’s tattoo? To pause and glance

behind might cost me my life, for the frenzied brute was almost upon me.

With a swiftness born of fear I took to my heels. A few yards beyond was

a luckily-placed foot-bridge over one of the canals. I made a flying

leap at the structure and gained it in safety, just as there dashed by

me at full speed—a Hollander of some six summers, bound to market with a

basket on his arm!

“S-Gravenhage,” as the Dutchman calls his capital, was a city teeming

with interest; but Holland was one of those countries which I purposed

to “do” in orthodox tourist fashion and, after a few short hours in the

royal borough, I sought out the highway to Leiden. My seeking was not

particularly successful. The mongrel commixture of German, English, and

pantomime in which I carried on conversation with the natives was a

delectable language, but it did not always gain me lucid directions.

Sharply prosecuted inquiries brought me to a road to Leiden, right

enough, but it was not the public highway. Thanks to some

misconstruction of the native dactylology, I set out for the stamping

ground of Rembrandt along the old royal driveway.

It was a pleasure, of course, to travel by the Queen’s own promenade,

especially as it led through a fragrant forest park. Unfortunately, a

royal demesne is no place in which to find an inn when hunger and

darkness come on. This one had not even a cross-road to lead me back to

the main highway, and I plodded on into the night amid unbroken

solitude. Just what hour it was when I reached Leiden I know not. Beyond

question it was late, for the good people, and even the bad, except a

few drowsy policemen, were sound asleep; and with a painful number of

miles in my legs I went to bed on a pile of lumber.

The warming sun rose none too early, though long before the first

shopkeeper. Still fasting I set off towards Haarlem. On these flat

lowlands this Sabbath day was oppressively hot. Yet how dolorously

devout appeared the peasants who plodded for miles along the dusty

highway to the village church! The men, those same men so comfortably

picturesque in their work-a-day clothes, marched in their cumbersome

Sunday garments like converts doing penance for their sins. The women,

buxom always, but painfully awkward in stiffly starched gowns, tramped

swelteringly behind the males. Even the children, the rollicking

youngsters of the day before, were imprisoned in homemade

straight-jackets and suffered martyrdom in uncomplaining silence. But

one and all had a cheery word for the passerby and never that sour look

which one “on the road” encounters on British highways.

Often, since leaving Rotterdam, I had wondered at the absence of wells

in the rural districts. Surely these peasants’ cottages were not

connected by water-mains! Pondering the question, I had thus far

quenched my thirst only in the villages. But towards noon on this hot

Sunday an imperative call for water drove me to turn in at an isolated

cottage. Beside the road ran the omnipresent canal. A narrow foot-bridge

crossed it to the gate before the dwelling, around which flowed a branch

of the main waterway, giving a mooring for the peasant’s canal-boat. The

gate proved impregnable and it required much shouting to attract the

attention of the householder. At last, from around a corner of the

building, a _Vrouw_ of the most buxom type hove into view and bore down

upon me as an ocean liner sails into a calm harbor. My knowledge of

Dutch being nil, I followed my usual method of coining a language by a

process of elimination. Perhaps the lady spoke some German.

“Ein Glas Wasser, bitte.”

“Vat?”

It could do no harm to give my mother tongue a trial.

“A glass of water.”

“Eh!”

I tried a mixture of the two languages. For what is Dutch after all than

a jumble of badly spelled English and German words with the endings

lopped off?

“Ein glass of vater.” It was the open sesame.

“Vater?” shrieked the lady with such vehemence that the rooster in the

back yard leaped sideways a distance of six feet. “Vater!”

“Ja, vater, bitte.”

A profound silence succeeded, a silence so absolute that one could have

heard a fly pass by a hundred feet above. Slowly the lady placed a heavy

hand on the intervening gate. A shadow passed over her face, as though

she were mentally calculating the strength of resistance of the barrier

against a madman. Then, with a bovine snort, she wheeled about and

waddled towards the house. Close under the eaves of the cottage hung a

tin basin. Snatching it down without a pause, the human steamship set a

course for the family anchorage, stooped, dipped up a basinful of that

selfsame weed-clogged water that flowed by in abundance at my feet, and

tacked back across the yard to offer it to me with a magnanimous sigh of

resignation. I quenched my thirst thereafter, in rural Holland, at

roadside canals, after the manner of beasts of the field—and Hollanders.

Miles away from Haarlem appeared the great flower-farms for which this

region is famous and, growing more and more frequent, continued into the

very suburbs of the city itself. Across the ultra-fertile plain beyond,

the broad highway to Amsterdam ran as straight as a geometrical line.

From the city of tulips to where it disappeared in the fog of rising

heat waves, the thoroughfare was thronged with vehicles, riders, and,

above all, with wheelmen, who, refusing to swerve a hair’s breadth for

my convenience, drove me ever and anon into the wayside ditch. The

Hollander is, ordinarily, an obliging fellow, and in the main the humble

workman or pedestrian is fairly treated. Yet that distinct line of

demarkation between the “commoner” and the “upper class” is never

obliterated. The American laborer may spend some time in the British

Isles without noting this discrimination; he will not be long on the

continent before the advantage of his status at home is shown forth in

plain relief.

There is not that gradual shading off from the professional man to the

coal-heaver that exists in the United States. One can no more conceive

of a Hollander who looks forward to a career in the gentler walks of

life “beginning at the bottom” than of one who aspires to the papacy

taking a wife. He whose appearance stamps him as of those who live by

the sweat of the brow cannot complain of any overt act of oppression.

Yet he is early reminded that, as a worker with his hands, he has a

distinct place in society and that he must keep to it. Among his fellow

workmen, in his own caste, he lives and moves and has his being as in

our own land. But in other ranks he catches here and there a glance, a

gesture, a protesting silence, that brings home to him his lowly status.

My zigzag tramp ended late in the afternoon, and, after a deal of

wandering in and out among the canals of the metropolis, I took a garret

lodging overhanging a sluggish waterway. The proverbial cleanliness of

Holland is no mere figure of speech. Few cities of the same size have as

little of the slum district within their confines as Amsterdam. The

Dutch laborer is, in many ways, far better off than those of the same

class across the channel. In the city there is always a _Koffie Huis_

close at hand, where eggs, milk, cheeses, and dairy products in general

are served at small cost and in cleanly surroundings. Compare this diet

with that of the British workman, who subsists often, not on food, but

on the waste products of those places where food is prepared. One can

identify a Briton of the lower classes by his teeth. At twenty he has a

dozen, perhaps, that are neither broken off, crumbling, black, nor

missing. At thirty he shows a few yellow fangs. But one cannot determine

the class of the Hollander by the same sign. His diet is too wholesome.

Parks, museums, laborers’ quarters, and the necessity of a protracted

search each evening for my canalside garret kept me three days in

Amsterdam. On the fourth I drifted on board one of the tiny steamers of

the Zuidersee and journeyed to Hoorn. Hoorn is one of Holland’s dead

cities, one of the many from which prosperity and wealth departed to

come no more as the shifting sands of the North Sea blocked up their

channels and drove away the rich commerce that was their fortune. Now

they are dead indeed. A tiny remnant of a great population clatters

along their deserted streets, a few of the ancient mansions house

humbler inmates, and all about is ruin.

By no means regretting the whim that had carried me away to this land of

yesterday, I set back along the See towards Amsterdam. The typical

Hollander is nowhere seen to better advantage than in this district. The

population plies two vocations. Along the shores and on the adjoining

islands the stolid, picturesque fisherman is predominant. In the great,

flat meadows the care of his cattle occupies the no less stolid, if less

quaint, peasant.

There are wheat shocks even in Holland. As night was falling over the

vast plain I withdrew to a roadside field and retired. A Dutchman spied

me out in my resting-place at some silent hour, but sped away across the

country like a firm believer in ghosts when I offered to share my bed. I

awoke at daybreak to find myself within sight of the much maligned

island of Marken, with an unobstructed view of the quaint old church of

Monnickendam, a once populous city that has shrunk to a baggy-trousered

hamlet of fisherfolk. Beyond the town there rattled by occasionally a

milk or baker’s cart, drawn, now by one dog, now by a team of two or

three, harnessed together with utter disregard to size, breed, or

disposition. Sometimes, indeed, a canine and a human team-mate tugged

together at the traces.

There ran a rumor in my favorite Koffie Huis soon after my arrival at

Amsterdam in the afternoon, that a cargo-boat which carried passengers

for a song was to leave at four for Arnheim on the Rhine. I thrust a

lunch into a pocket and hurried down to the mooring-place of the

international liner. She was a canal-boat some twenty-five feet long and

eight wide, as black as a coal-barge, though by no means as clean; her

uncovered deck piled high with boxes, barrels, and crates ranging in

contents from beer mugs to protesting live stock. I scrambled over the

cargo and found a seat on a barrel of oil. It was already after four,

but there was really no reason for my anxious haste. No Dutch cargo-boat

was ever known to depart at the hour set.

It turned out that the overburdened craft was not yet loaded. From time

to time lethargic longshoremen wandered down to the wharf with more

bales, crates, and boxes, and stacked them high about us. It was long

after dark when their task was done, and, what with quarrels between the

captain and the crew as to the proper channel, we were scarcely out of

the harbor when dawn broke.

A long day we spent in jumping about the cargo like jack-rabbits, in a

vain attempt to keep out of the way of the crew searching for a bale to

set ashore at each wayside village. That alone would have been

endurable. But our lives were made miserable by two Hungarians, owners

of a barrel organ, who insisted that the infernal squawk which the

machine emitted was “moosik,” and who had the audacity to invite us

periodically to pay for the torture.

I left the cargo-boat at Arnheim and, halting at the principal cities on

its banks, made my way up the Rhine by steamer and on foot in a few days

to Mainz. From there I turned eastward along the highway to Frankfurt.

Strange and varied had been my sleeping-places in Germany. The

innkeepers of the Fatherland, fearful of punishment for lodging those

who turn out to be “wanted” by His Majesty’s officers, are chary of

offering accommodations to strangers. Whether it was due to the garb

that stamped me as a wanderer or to a foreign accent, it was my fate to

be treated in the Kaiser’s realm as an extremely suspicious member of

society.

It was late at night when I reached Frankfurt. The highway ended among

the palatial edifices of the business section, and I wandered long in

search of the poorer quarters. At last, in a dingy side street a tavern,

offering _logieren_ at one mark, drew my attention. Truly it was a high

price to pay for a bed, but the hour was late and the night stormy. I

entered the drinking-room, and waiting until the _Kellner_ could catch a

moment’s respite from his strenuous task of silencing the shouts of

“_Glas Bier_” that rose above the tumult, made my wants known.

“Beds?” cried the Kellner, too busy with his glasses to look up at me,

“To be sure. We have always plenty of beds. One mark.”

But _mein Herr_ the proprietor was staring at me from the back of the

hall. Slowly he shuffled forward, cocked his head on one side, and

scrutinized me intently from out his bleary eyes.

“What does he want?” he demanded, turning to the tapster.

I answered the query myself and the customary inquisition began.

“Woher kommen Sie?”

[Illustration: A baker’s cart of Holland on the morning round]

[Illustration: A public laundry on the Rhine at Mainz, Germany]

Knowing from experience the order of the questions, I launched forth

into the story of my life, past, present, and future, or as much of it

as was in keeping with the assertion that I was an American sailor on a

sight-seeing expedition in the Fatherland. Plainly my hearers regarded

it as a clumsy tale. Long before I had ended, the proprietor, the

Kellner, and those clients of the house that had clustered around us,

fell to nudging each other with grimaces of incredulity. The _Wirt_,

harassed by the conflicting emotions of greed and fear, blinked his

pudgy eyes and glanced for inspiration into the faces about him. The

temptation to add another mark to his coffers was strong within him. Yet

what would the police inspector say in the morning to the name of a

foreigner on his register? He scratched his grizzly poll with a force

that suggested that he was going clear down through it to extract an

idea with his stubby fingers, glanced once more at the tipplers, and

surrendered to fear.

“Es tut mir leid, Junge,” he puffed, with a prolonged blink, “I am

sorry, but we have not a bed left in the house.”

I wandered out into the night and told my story to a second, a third,

and even a fourth innkeeper with the same result. In despair I turned in

at the fifth house resolved to try a strange plan—to tell the truth. In

carefully chosen words I explained my identity and my purpose in

visiting Germany in laborer’s garb. Never before since leaving Detroit

had I resorted to such an expedient, and I took good care not to repeat

the experiment during my subsequent travels. I had barely elucidated my

situation when the landlord informed me in no uncertain terms that I was

a liar and an ass into the bargain; and that a hasty retreat from his

establishment was the surest way of preserving my good health. He was a

creature of awe-inspiring proportions, and I followed his suggestion

promptly. At midnight a policeman directed me to an inn where suspicious

characters were less of a novelty, and I was soon asleep.

I had not yet well learned the lesson, begun in the British Isles, that

the homes of the famous of a century ago are the slums of to-day. Next

morning I turned back to the brilliant thoroughfares, expecting to find

somewhere along them the birthplace of Goethe. Once amid such

surroundings as the greatest of the Germans might fittingly have graced

by his presence, I addressed myself to a policeman. Goethe? Why, yes,

the name seemed familiar. He was not sure, but he fancied the fellow

lived in the eastern part of the city, and directed me accordingly. The

way led through narrow, winding streets. Now and then I went astray, to

be set right again by other minions of the law. The quest cost me a

goodly amount of shoe-leather and most of the morning, but I found at

last the landmark I was seeking—exactly across the street from the inn

in which I had slept.

There was in Frankfurt after all a lodging house where wanderers free

from the burden of wealth were welcome. I came across it during the

day’s roaming and took care not to forget its location. Several

disreputable humans were wending their way thither as twilight fell and,

joining them, I entered a great, dingy hall, low of ceiling, and poorly

served in the matter of windows. A cadaverous female, established behind

a rust-eaten wicket, was dealing out _Schlafmarken_ at thirty _Pfennig_

(7 cents) each. I pocketed one and hastened to find a place on one of

the wooden benches; for the hall was rapidly filling with members of the

Brotherhood of the Great Unwashed.

Drowsiness came quickly in the stifling atmosphere. I stepped to the

wicket and asked to be shown to my quarters.

“What!” croaked the hollow-eyed matron, “bed? You can’t sleep yet. Wait

till you hear the bell at ten-thirty.”

I turned back to the bench only to find that another squatter had jumped

my claim. Too sleepy to stand unaided, I hung myself up against the wall

and waited. If the dreams from which I was aroused were not much shorter

than they seemed, several days passed before there sounded the sudden

clang of an iron-voiced bell. The resulting stampede carried me to the

second floor.

In an evilly-ventilated room, lower of ceiling than the hall below, I

found that cot thirty-seven, to which I had been assigned, could be

reached only by climbing over several of the sixty which as many men in

varying stages of insobriety were preparing to occupy. By a series of

contortions, in the execution of which I often thumped with my elbows

the man behind me and displaced my cot sufficiently to cause the

downfall of my opposite neighbor, whose equilibrium was far from stable,

I succeeded in removing my shoes and coat. To venture further in the

disrobing process seemed undesirable. I spread my germ-proof jacket

across the animated coverlet and lay down. Before the last sot had

ceased his maudlin grumbling there broke out here and there in the room

a dialogue of snores. Rapidly it increased to a chorus. In ten minutes

the ensemble would have put to shame the most atrocious steam calliope

ever inflicted upon a defenceless public. Reiterated kicks and punches

reduced to comparative silence the few slumberers within reach; by

shying one shoe at a distant sleeper whose specialty was a nerve-racking

falsetto and the other at a fellow whose deep bass set the cots to

trembling in sympathy, I brought a moment’s respite. But the dread of

going forth in the morning unshod drove me on an expedition across the

bodies of my roommates and, by the time I had recovered my footwear, the

chorus was again swelling forth in Wagnerian volume. I gave up in

despair and settled down on the hill and dale mattress to convince

myself that I was sleeping in spite of the infernal bedlam.

There runs a proverb, the origin of which is lost among the traditions

of hoar antiquity, to the effect that misfortunes travel in bands. That

it is true I have never doubted since the day following that

broken-backed night in Frankfurt. It was curiosity that called down upon

my head this new adversity, for naught else could have moved me to

investigate the secrets hidden behind a fourth-class ticket to Weimar.

In all the countries of Europe there is nothing that compares with the

fourth-class railway service of Germany. The necessity of providing some

mode of transportation cheaper than walking may be an excuse for its

perpetration, but woe betide the unsuspecting traveler who, for mere

matter of economy, abandons for this system that of our ancient

forebears.

Intending to take the nine o’clock train, I purchased a ticket about

eight-forty and stepped out upon the platform just in time to hear a

guard bellow the German variation of “all aboard.” The Weimar train

stood close at hand. As I stepped towards it, four policemen, strutting

about the platform, let out simultaneous war-whoops, and sprang after

me.

“Wo gehen Sie hin?” shrieked the first to reach me.

“Ich gehe nach Weimar.”

“Aber, the train to Weimar is gone!” shouted the second officer.

As I had a hand on the carriage door, I made so bold as to deny the

assertion.

“Aber, ja, er ist fort!” gasped the sergeant who brought up the rear of

the constabulary deluge. “It is gone! The guard has already said ‘all

aboard.’”

The train stood at the edge of the platform long enough to have emptied

and filled again; but, as it was gone ten minutes before it started, I

was forced to wait for the next one at ten-thirty.

The fourth-class carriage, unlike other European cars, was built on the

American plan, with a door at each end. In reality it was nothing more

than a box car with wooden benches around the sides and a few apologies

for windows. Almost before we were under way, the most unkempt couple

aboard stood up and turned loose what they evidently thought was a song.

Many of the passengers seemed to be victims of the same auricular

illusion, for the pair gleaned a handful of Pfennige before descending

at the first station. The bawl of cracked voices, however, was but a

prelude to worse visitations, for, as no train man enters the cars while

they are in motion, fourth-class travelers are the prey of every grafter

who chooses to inflict himself upon them.

We stopped at a station at least every four miles during that day’s

journey. At the first hamlet beyond Frankfurt the car slowly filled with

peasants and laborers in heavy boots and rough smocks, who carried

sundry farm implements ranging from pitchforks to young plows. Sunburned

women, on whose backs were strapped huge baskets stuffed with every

product of the countryside from cabbages to babies, packed into the

center of the car, turned their backs upon those of us who occupied the

benches, and serenely leaned themselves and their loads against us. The

carriage filled at last to its utmost limits, and its capacity passed

belief, a guard outside closed the heavy door with a bang, and uttered a

mighty shout of “_Vorsicht_”! (look out), evidently to inform those near

the portal that they were lucky to have “looked out” before it was

slammed. The station master on the platform, a man boasting a uniform no

American rear-admiral could afford, or dare to appear in, raised a

hunting-horn to his lips and gave as a signal of departure such a blast

as echoed through the ravines of Roncesvalles. The head-guard drew his

whistle and shrilly seconded the command of his superior. The engineer

whistled back to inform the guard that he was ready to do his duty. The

guard repeated his sibilant order. The driver liberated another pent-up

shriek to show how easily his engine could reach high C, or to imply

that he was fast nerving himself up to open the throttle; the man on the

platform whistled again to cheer him on; a heroic squeal came from the

cab in answer; and, with a jerk that sent peasants, baskets, farm-tools,

lime-pails, cabbages, and babies into a conglomerate, struggling mass at

the back end of the car, we were off. To celebrate which auspicious

event the engineer emitted a final shriek and gave a second yank, lest

some sure-footed individual had by any chance retained his equilibrium.

By the time some semblance of order had been restored, unwieldy peasant

women pulled out of the clawing miscellany and stood right end up,

cabbages and babies restored to their proper baskets, pitchforks and

smocks disentangled, the next station was reached and a sudden stop

undid all our efforts, this time stacking the passengers at the front

end. Some minutes after the train had come to a standstill, when

long-distance travelers had lost all hope of relief from the sweltering

congestion, the countrymen began slowly to wander out at the doors. The

exodus continued until there remained in the car only those few

through-passengers, who, utterly cowed and subjugated, shrank back on

the benches to escape attention. Then the vanguard of another multitude,

bound for a village some three miles distant, made its appearance and

history repeated itself.

There were times, too, during the journey when the villages were

apparently too far apart to suit the engine-driver. For occasionally,

soon after having run through his entire repertoire of toots, he

suddenly, remarkably suddenly in fact, brought the engine to a halt in

the open country. But as German railway laws forbid voyagers to step

out, crawl out, or peep out of the car under such circumstances without

a special permit from the guard, countersigned under seal by the

head-guard, there was no means of learning whether the engineer had lost

his courage or merely caught sight of a wild flower that particularly

took his fancy.

Such are the pleasures of a fourth-class excursion in Germany. Travelers

by first-class, it is said, suffer fewer inconveniences, but, however

varied the accommodations may be, the prices are more so. At every

booking-office is posted a placard giving the cost of transportation to

every other town in the Empire. He who would ride on upholstered seats

pays a bit higher rate than in the United States. Second-class costs

one-half, third-class one-fourth as much. Three other rates are quoted:

fourth-class, soldiers’ tickets, and _Hundekarten_ (dog tickets). The

German conscript pays one-half fourth-class fare and rides in a

third-class carriage. Hundekarten cost fourth-class fare. Verily it is

better in Germany to be a soldier than a dog—at least while traveling.

I arrived at Weimar late at night. A stroll to Jena the following

afternoon led through a pleasant rural district well known to the “poet

pair” of Germany and the soldiers of Napoleon. From Jena I turned

westward again, and, braving the rigors of fourth-class travel for two

interminable days, descended during the waning hours of July at the city

of Metz.

When August broke in the east, I turned pedestrian once more and set out

towards Paris on the _Route Nationale_, constructed in the days when

Mayence was a proud French city. The road wound its way over rolling

hills, among the ravines and valleys of which was fought a great battle

of the Franco-Prussian war. For miles along the way, dotting the

hillsides, standing singly or in clusters along lazy brooks, or

half-hidden by the foliage of summer, were countless simple, white

crosses, bearing only the brief inscription “Hier ruhen Krieger-1870.”

Beyond, the colossal statue of a soldier of past decades pointed away

across a deep-wooded glen to the vast graveyard of his fallen comrades.

A mile further on, in the open country, out of sight of even a peasant’s

cottage, two iron posts at the wayside marked the boundary established

by the treaty of Versailles. A farmer with his mattock stood in Germany

grubbing at a weed that grew in France.

Mindful of the lack of cordiality that exists between the two countries,

I anticipated some delay at the frontier. The customhouse was a mere

cottage, the first building of a straggling village some miles beyond

the international line. A mild-eyed Frenchman, in a uniform worn shiny

across the shoulders and the seat of the trousers, wandered out into the

highway at my approach. Behind him strolled a second officer. But the

difficulties I had expected were existent only in my own imagination.

The pair cried out in surprise at mention of my nationality; they grew

garrulous at the announcement that I was bound to Paris _à pied_. But

their only official act was to inspect my bundle, and I pressed on amid

their cries of “bon voyage.”

The highways of France are broad and shaded, her innkeepers neither

exclusive nor intrusive; yet even here pedestrianism has its drawbacks.

Chief among them are the railway crossings. The French system of

protection against accidents is effective, no doubt; but if _monsieur_

the Frenchman were as impatient a being as the American the mortality

would be little lessened, for the delay involved at these _traverses du

chemin de fer_ would choke with rising choler as many as might come to

grief at an unprotected crossing.

On either side of the track is a ponderous _barrière_, the opening and

shutting of which would be slow under the best of circumstances. Being

always tended by a colossal _barrièrière_ (gate-woman) who moves with

the stately grace of a house being raised on jack-screws, the barricade

is unduly effective. Ten minutes before a train is due, _la barrièrière_

hoists herself erect, waddles across the track to draw the further gate,

closes the nearer one, and, having locked both, returns to the shade of

her cottage. The train may be an hour late, but that is beside the

question. This is the time that Madame is hired to lock the gates and

locked they must remain until the train has passed. Woe betide the

intrepid voyager who tries to climb over them, for her tongue is sharp

and the long arm of the law is arrayed on her side.

Plodding early and late, I covered the round-about route through

Châlons, Rheims, and Meaux, and reached Paris a few days after crossing

the frontier. A month of tramping had made me as picturesque a figure as

any _boulevardier_ of Montmartre; moreover, August in the French capital

was neither the time nor the place to display garments chosen with the

winds of the Scottish Highlands in mind. I picked up in the Boulevard

St. Denis, at a gross expenditure of fifteen francs, an outfit more in

keeping with the weather, took up my abode in a garret of the Latin

Quarter, and roamed at large in the city for three weeks.

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