CHAPTER XI.

LATEST OFFICIAL STYLES IN POSTAL CONVERSATION.

The President’s message of February 22, 1912, reached me a few hours

after the closing chapters of this volume had gone to the printers. With

it arrived a copy of the Postmaster General’s report for the year ending

June 30, 1911; also notice from a Congressman friend that he will have

the Hughes Commission’s report on the way shortly. The Man on the Ladder,

like Lucy, when selecting her spring bonnet, desires the “very latest

creation.” It may not be essentially necessary in a discussion of Federal

postal affairs, but even a hurried reading of the President’s message and

the report of Postmaster General Hitchcock will furnish abundant evidence

that _expressed_ official opinion is somewhat ephemeral and transitory,

like the styles in ladies’ headwear. I have never had the pleasure of

retaining a lady’s unanimous friendship for any appreciable length

of time after giving her my honest opinion of the style of her most

recently acquired bonnet, and readers who have followed me thus far in my

consideration of government postal affairs will have discovered that my

respect for “style” in official oratory and literature needs coaching.

All that aside, however, the point is that I have persuaded my printers

to “break galley” just here and permit the insertion of a chapter, having

as subject the “very latest” in official postal affairs.

THE PRESIDENT’S MESSAGE.

In his Washington Day effort our smiling President is profusely loyal

to the characteristics of his style in composition--plumage and

displacement. Mr. Taft, however, should set up no claims of originality

of design in Executive messages. Several of his predecessors presented

the people of these United States with numerous displays of verbal

plumage and trimmings. So our President had many working-models as guides

in building the message upon which we shall proceed to comment.

This message, both in architectural specification and in contour or

_ensemble_, is largely but a re-trim of the “block” furnished by Mr.

Hitchcock in his report, under date of December 1, 1911. In considering

the President’s message and the report of the Postmaster General, we may,

then, shorten our task somewhat by treating the two public documents as

one. They, of course, differ in phrasing and wording, but the language

of the message is only a sort of Executive “Me-too” approval of what

Mr. Hitchcock says in his report, save on one point--the taking over of

the telegraph companies by the government. That point we will discuss

separately, presenting the argument of the president against the

proposition and the _facts_ presented by Postmaster General Hitchcock:

“It gives me pleasure to call attention to the fact that the revenues for

the fiscal year ending June 30, 1911, amounted to $237,879,823.60 and

that the expenditures amounted to $237,660,705.48, making a surplus of

$219,118.12. For the year ending June 30, 1909, the postal service was in

arrears to the extent of $17,479,770.47.”

Well, yes, certainly. It gives us all pleasure to see a surplus grow

where only deficits grew before--gives us great pleasure. Still,

Mr. President, you will permit us humbly to say that it has been a

distressful winter and that here, the very last of February, the ground

is still frozen hard. You, of course, will recall that our Postmaster

General, at intervals during the last fiscal year, as opportunity for

“interviews” offered, gave us confident assurances that his department

was harvesting a surplus, ranging in amount from one to three million

dollars. These assurances beyond our expectations--our hopes--led us to

an elevation which makes it a far fall to $219,118.12. Of course, it is

our fault. We should not have permitted our hopes and expectations to

become so altitudinous. But Mr. Hitchcock has a very persuasive delivery

and the public press quoted him so numerously and so prolixly that we

climbed on and on up--away above the one and some of us well on towards

the three million level and--well, as before said, the ground being

frozen, a drop to $220,000 jars us some considerable in alighting. Mr.

Hitchcock probably framed up his mid-year interviews to fit observed

conditions, the best he knew how. Most of us will soon be out of the

hospital and in condition to take an inflation for another flight. Some

of the less venturesome among us may be over-careful not to soar too

high, but our tank capacity remains about the same. So the Postmaster

General may meter nearly the same amount of rhetorical gas to us

without fear. The President might, however, if he thinks it would not

occasion any unseemly discord in rendering the grand symphony entitled

“Administrative Policy,” give us folks some information on the following

points--points raised by a reading of the Washington Day message and of

the 1911 report of the Postmaster General, both of which are before me,

as I write. Of course this is the President’s busy season and he may not

be able to devote as much time to our enlightenment as he would like to

and otherwise would. In that event, he may turn the subject over to Mr.

Hitchcock and request him to separate himself from a few interviews to

clear these matters up for us.

In each annual report of the Postoffice Department I have at hand (1907

to 1911 inclusive), there appears an item which reads, “Expenditures on

account of previous years.” For the years indicated, the figures on this

item of expenditures are as follows:

1907 $ 303,045.55

1908 823,664.64

1909 586,404.69

1910 6,786,394.11

1911 7,132,112.23

As figures are always more or less of a serious nature, we will here drop

the personal element in discussing these points on which information

is desired, and much _needed_, if public press notices can be at all

depended upon as informative. Of course “figures do not lie.” Still,

it is generally known that, however truthful they may be in correct

calculations, they sometimes appear very peculiar, if not queer, in

tabulations. Some persons have even gone so far as to assert that

“official figures” have frequently been so arranged and manipulated as

to “conceal the facts.” Now, the figures for that item, “Expenditures on

account of previous years” may conceal no facts which the public has any

right to know. Still, there is something about them which irritates one’s

bump of curiosity; that is, if one’s bump is not abnormally dwarfed or

stunted. At any rate, it appears from press comment that those figures

have sand-papered or otherwise frictioned several bumps of curiosity into

a state of irritation. It is the hope of securing some official light

that will act as a linitive or demulcent to my own and other bumps that

persuaded those figures into evidence here.

What do those figures mean? Are they of any real informative value or

merely convenient things to have around when building the sub and

superstructures of a department annual reports, like the figures of

the postal deficits? A glance at the sums named in the table shows a

variableness that amounts almost to a waywardness in totaling bills or

accounts payable. The federal fiscal year ends June 30th. The annual

reports of the Postoffice Department bear date December 1st--full

four months after the close of the fiscal year. Surely four months is

sufficient time to gather into account the bills payable or carried-over

obligations of a previous year, is it not? Of course the business of the

department is a large business--over $237,000,000 last year and about

$260,000,000 is asked for this year in the appropriation bill recently

passed by the House. But that is no reason whatever for failure to

account for amounts ranging from $300,000 to $6,200,000 of unpaid bills

of the business year in which the obligations were created; especially

not, when publication of the accounting is made four months after the

close of the year.

This item of “expenditures on account of previous years” becomes no

more understandable, if indeed it does not become more suggestive of

purposeful manipulation, when one looks over the itemized or segregated

expenditures of the year. The items of expenditure are all of the

conventional character used in business accounting--operation and

maintenance--such as service salaries, transportation of the mails,

rents, light, fuel, supplies, repairs, etc. And these are all set down as

expenditures of and for the fiscal year’s business covered by the report,

there being not even a suggestion that any part or portion of the total

is an expenditure of the previous year--of any previous year.

So much for the detail of expenditures as published in the reports. From

the summaries of receipts and expenditures one gathers no additional

light. In the reports of the Third Assistant Postmaster General (division

of accounts), one finds only the bald item, “Expenditures on account of

previous years,” down to the report of Third Assistant, James J. Britt,

for the year ended June 30, 1910. For that year Mr. Britt segregates the

item as follows:

Services for the fiscal year, 1909 $6,721,058.52

Services for the fiscal year, 1908 53,814.12

Services for the fiscal year, 1907 108.97

Claims, fiscal year, 1907 and prior years 11,605.44

Claims, fiscal year, 1906 and prior years 25.00

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Total for prior years $6,786,394.11

Anyone taking the trouble to add the five amounts given above, will

discover an error of $217.94 in the total. While that error is only a

trifle, its appearance, however, in the addition of but five items is not

highly commendatory of the ability of Mr. Britt’s expert accountants.

The making of such an error in totaling only five entries has a tendency

to arouse doubt or suspicion as to the reliability or dependability, not

only of the footings given for the longer tabulations published in the

report, but also of the footings which must necessarily have been made

to secure the totals which are entered as items in such tabulations. Be

this as it may, very few persons, aside from clerks paid for doing the

work (and, possibly, an official or two whose duty it is or should be to

see that the work is done accurately), will go to the trouble to verify

even the footings of the published tabulations. So the errors, if any

have been made, are not likely to become subject matter for much adverse

criticism.

My purpose in presenting the showing of the 1910 report on that item

of “expenditure on account of previous years” is to make the statement

that, so far as I have been able to look up the matter, it is a first

weak attempt to make public in the annual report the accounts and claims

carried over from a previous year or years and published as expenditures

of the year to which they are carried. I desire the reader to note,

also, that of the total of “expenditures on account of previous years”

($6,786,612.05 as above corrected), all but $65,553.53 is set down as

expenditures for the year _immediately prior_--for 1909.

Now, the business of the Postoffice Department is a cash business--wholly

so in the matter of receipts and nearly so, or should be, in the matter

of expenditures. This being the case, that item entered in the published

annual reports as “expenditures on account of previous years” must

consist largely of payments made on account of the year _immediately

preceding_ the year covered by the report. As just shown by the published

analysis of the item in the 1910 report, the expenditures on account

of prior years other than the one just preceding are so small (only

$65,553.53 in a total of $6,786,612.05), that they may be ignored in

the attempt I am shortly to make, to show that the item we have been

considering--“expenditures on account of previous years”--has such

dominance in the department’s method of accounting, as evidenced in its

annual reports, as to materially affect the deficit or surplus showing.

First, however, I desire to call attention to another point or two

relating to this item of expenditure.

A glance at the tabulation made of this item shows a huge jump in its

amount for the year 1910 of $6,200,000, round figures. Next, it appears

that the necessities of business, _or the emergency needs of those

building the report_, forced this item still upward in the showing for

1911 as made December last--upward by $345,718.12, making its total

$7,132,112.23. In the report before me, no analysis of that large

carried-over payment on account of prior years is given. The Third

Assistant Postmaster General may furnish information as to the year or

years of its origin. His report has not reached me yet, so I cannot say.

The bald statement is there, however, that 1911 _paid over seven million

dollars_ on account of 1910 and prior bills. It is also in evidence that

_no information whatever_ is published which enlightens the public as

to the amount of _unpaid 1911 bills that are carried forward to 1912

account_.

Whether adverse criticism is justifiable or not, such cloaking of

accounts in giving them publicity most certainly warrants it. It is just

this cloaking that has subjected Mr. Hitchcock’s little vest-pocket

surplus for 1911 to much and merited criticism, doubt and question.

Mr. Urban A. Waters, in testifying before the House Committee on Civil

Service Reform _harpooned_ the Postoffice Department with an accusation

that it had permitted a million dollars to waste, evaporate, be

misapplied or stolen, in connection with a deal for sanitary and safety

appliances to railway mail cars.

If Mr. Waters’ charges are grounded in fact, then is provoked and

_invited_ the question: Is it designed or intended to carry that million

into the accounting of 1912--or into that of some future year--as an

“Expenditure on account of previous years?”

Mr. Waters is publisher of the Denver Harpoon. He can say things and is

generally recognized as a man who makes a practice of gathering the facts

to back up what he says before he says it. In his testimony, so far as

I know, Mr. Waters made no statement or suggestion that the evaporated

million he spoke of would be, or could be, very securely _cacheted_

or “fenced” in this “account of previous years.” It is The Man on the

Ladder who points out--who says--that such loose accounting as carries

to account of a subsequent year the expenditures made or incurred in a

previous year can _very readily_ be made to cloak a steal of one or more

millions of dollars.

Then, there are those rural carriers who refused to do as Mr. DeGraw,

Fourth Assistant Postmaster General, told them to do. You read the papers

of course, and--you believe them, of course, though most of you say, “Of

course, I don’t believe ’em.” Well, it was broadly published that the

_Rural Free Delivery News_ had the temerity to publish--not merely to

insinuate, mind you--that Mr. Hitchcock’s showing of a little $220,000

surplus for the year ended June 30, 1911, was made possible only _by the

failure of the Postoffice Department to make a plain, valid charge of

$7,201,149.64 expenditures for that same fiscal year of 1911_!

Those are _not_ the exact words used in giving publicity to the asserted

fact by the _Rural Free Delivery News_, but that is the meat in the nut

the publication cracked. It appears that the published statement was

closely contiguous to the facts. At any rate, its nestling juxtaposition

to the truth was such that it appears to have neither looked nor listened

well to the department. There is a presidential campaign on the speedway

at this time, with all its usual concomitants of cackle, clack, cluck and

other atmospheric disturbances. Such a published truth--if truth it is,

and it certainly displays a marked resemblance in both form and feature

to that article so extremely rare in campaign clutter--the appearance of

such a truth on the speedway has a tendency to “blanket” some candidate

or jockey him into the fence. With a view no doubt, to guarding against

such possibility, that machine so much used in recent years to smooth

down the rough places in administration roadways was turned onto the

track. A hostile opposition, always somewhat harsh and careless in its

language, calls it “the steam roller.” So the steam roller, with Fourth

Assistant Postmaster General DeGraw at the wheel and manipulating the

levers, rolled out among the rural carriers.

But it appears that it did not roll over them. There are forty-odd

thousand rural carriers and, of course, it would have to be some “steam

roller” to mutilate or seriously dent the ranks of so numerous a body

of men; especially of men who travel about with the fragrance of the

clover blossom and the corn bloom in their nostrils. They just wouldn’t

be rolled and, it is reported they so informed Mr. DeGraw in very polite

and easily understood language. They would not demand of the publisher

of their association organ that he retract and, to date, the _Rural

Free Delivery News_ has, so far as I have seen, shown no sign of either

intention or inclination to back away from or in any way modify its

charge which, in effect, was that the showing of a surplus--of even a

little “runabout” surplus of $220,000 for the fiscal year of 1911--is a

“faked” showing--a showing made possible only by carrying $7,201,149.64

of 1911 expenditures over to 1912 account.

May the _Rural Free Delivery News_ live long in the land and flourish.

In a letter just received from Mr. W. D. Brown, editor of the _R. F.

D. News_, he says: “When the Postoffice Committee submitted its report

on March 6, it contained the statement that instead of a surplus in

the postal revenues there was, up to that time, a deficit of more than

$600,000.00 and I am satisfied that the amount will be greatly increased

before the end of the current fiscal year.”

In the _News_ of January 27, the issue to which Mr. DeGraw took

exception, Editor Brown publishes a letter he wrote under date of January

11, 1912, to Mr. Charles A. Kram, Auditor of the Postoffice Department.

He also publishes Mr. Kram’s reply. In comment on the reply, Mr. Brown

says: “Auditor Kram’s reply throws very little light upon the subject,

except to establish the fact that it is impossible to say at any time,

whether the Postoffice Department is being conducted at a profit or a

loss.”

Next comes Congressman Moon, an admitted authority on postal affairs and

Chairman of the House Committee of Postoffices and Post-Roads.

I see by a press notice that Mr. Moon, in speaking to the question before

his committee recently, stated that there was a “deficit of $627,845

for the fiscal year of 1911” in the Postoffice Department, instead of a

surplus of $219,118.12, as published in its report, and over which Mr.

Hitchcock and President Taft display so much luxuriant jubilation.

We have probably presented sufficient testimony to evidence the fact that

the figures presented by our Postoffice Department are numerously, if not

unanimously, doubted among people who take upon themselves the trouble

and the labor of looking into them. True, the three or four witnesses

we have introduced do not agree as to the amount or magnitude of the

shortages or discrepancies they have found, nor have they said, just

where in the loose, bungled accounting they found the discrepancies.

However, my purpose here is to show only that publicity of such bungled

accounting does not enlighten or inform the public and that the practice

of _charging the expenditures of one year to account of the next_ may

easily be made to cloak and cover up much wasteful if, indeed, not

dishonest expenditure. That being the case, the disagreement of our

witnesses as to the amount of dollars and cents they severally have found

to be mislaid, or not properly accounted for, can make little difference

in the conclusion _forced_ by their testimony on any fair, inquiring mind.

But, it may be argued by apologists for such misleading practice in

accounting or by persons who would plead extenuating conditions for

Mr. Hitchcock and others charged with administering federal postoffice

affairs, that this loose, fraud-inviting practice is of long standing,

that the present administration has not had time to correct and remedy

the faulty practice and that the published showing of current years is

correct, because it is made on the same basis as was the accounting for

many previous years.

All very well said, but it does not answer. Hoary-headed age in loose,

falsifying methods of accounting neither commands respect nor can stand

as reason or excuse for continuing such methods. It most certainly has no

warrant as argument in extenuation for the continuance of such methods by

the present administration.

“Why?” Well, there are several reasons. Mr. Hitchcock, it appears, has

been aware for some two years or more that the practice we are here

discussing was a questionable one, even if he was not fully informed

as to the dangers--the waste, the fraud, the crookedness--which that

practice might easily be made to cloak. Yet he has not only continued the

practice, but, it would appear has further indulged or encouraged its

growth. Let us look at the published evidence on this point.

A _reduced_ deficit in the showing of the Postoffice Department for the

year 1910 was somewhat _evidently_ desired. To that end, the practice

we are criticising charges 1910 with $6,786,394.11 for expenditures “on

account of previous years,” all of which, save $65,553.53, as previously

shown, were expenditures made on account of the year 1909.

Now, in a footnote to page 278 of the 1910 report, Third Assistant

Postmaster General Britt presents a somewhat confusing, if not confused

explanation of his showing of the “Revenues and expenditures” for the

year. One statement in the explanation, however, is resonantly loud in

its clearness.

“On the other hand,” says Mr. Britt, “expenditures made in the first

three months of the fiscal year, 1911 on account of the fiscal year 1910

and prior years are not included in the reported deficit for the year

1910. _The amounts are approximately equal._”

I italicize that last statement. Let’s see: 1910 was made to pay (in

accounting only, of course), $6,786,394.11 of 1909 and prior expenditures

and, in an exchange, as simple as swapping Barlows, $7,132,112.23 of 1910

expenditures are shunted onto the year 1911!

“The amounts are approximately equal,” says Mr. Britt.

Well, the difference is only $345,718.12--a mere trifle, of course, in

a shuffle of millions. But if that trifle had been added to the 1910

expenditures, where it rightly belonged, the 1910 deficit would have

shown up a trifle _over_ instead of a trifle _under_ six million dollars,

as given in the published report--a very important matter along in the

closing days of 1910.

Then, too, when our President and his Postmaster General so warm up to

a surplus of $220,000, it is possible, if not probable, that a trifle

like $345,000 might have been a convenience as a deficit _reducer_ in

December, 1910.

On page 19 of Mr. Hitchcock’s report, he presents the following as one

of thirty “Improvements in Organization and Methods” accomplished by the

Postoffice Department during the year ended June 30, 1911:

A change in the financial system whereby the surplus receipts of

postoffices throughout the country are _promptly_ centralized

at convenient points for the purpose _of meeting other postal

expenditures incurred during the period in which the surplus

receipts accrued_, thus paying the expenses of the service from

current receipts and obviating the necessity of applying to the

Treasury for a grant to meet an apparent deficiency in postal

revenues _when, as has happened in many instances, no actual

deficiency exists_.

Now, that is certainly an “improvement” worthy of all commendation. If,

as stated, it provides for “Meeting other postal expenditures incurred

during the period in which the surplus receipts accrued” it certainly

should prevent “an apparent deficiency … when … no actual deficiency

exists.”

But why, then, is it reported that over $7,000,000 of expenditures for

the year ended June 30, 1910, are charged to the fiscal year 1911? The

report bears date December 1st, 1911--_four months after the fiscal year

1911 closed_. If the receipts of postoffices throughout the country are

“promptly centralized” for the purpose of meeting current expenditures,

it would require super, if indeed not supple, expertness in accounting to

figure out a surplus of $220,000 for a year’s business which assumes over

seven millions in unpaid bills of a previous year without, apparently,

knowing what amount of unpaid bills can be shunted onto the next year.

But, it may be argued, there is nothing inconsistent in Mr. Hitchcock’s

claim as just quoted, of an improvement in the department’s system

or methods of accounting which makes, or _should_ make, unnecessary

the carrying over to 1911 so large a sum for expenditures made in or

an account of the year 1910. While the improved methods have been

introduced, it may be argued that insufficient time has elapsed, even

to December 1st, to admit of their application in making up the fiscal

report for the year 1911. In short, that the improved methods were

introduced so late in the fiscal year 1910 that the resulting betterments

in the system of accounting could not be shown in the report for 1910-11.

Yes, that possibly might be of some weight in considering this claimed

improvement in the accounting methods of the department. There is,

however, one serious objection to its acceptance as evidence in this

case--evidence in proof that there was not sufficient time to make the

improved methods operative in the showing for the fiscal year 1911:

(5) The adoption of improved methods of accounting by which the

surplus or deficiency in the postal revenues is approximately

determined _within three weeks from the close of each quarter_,

instead of three months thereafter, on the completion of the

audit of postmasters’ accounts.

(6) The adoption of an accounting plan that insures _the prompt

deposit in the Treasury_ of postal funds not immediately required

for disbursement at postoffices, _thus making available for use

by the department_ several millions of dollars that, under the

old practice, would be tied up in postoffices.

In his 1909-10 report, Mr. Hitchcock sets forth _fifty_ “improvements”

in methods of handling and conducting the business of the Postoffice

Department--improvements made _prior_ to June 30, 1910, mind you.

Well, the foregoing quotation presents numbers 5 and 6 of the

enumerated 50 “improvements” that were set up as having already been

instituted--instituted prior to June 30, 1910. Beyond saying that the

department has certainly had ample _time_ to install and make operative

the improvements in methods of handling its business and of accounting,

which its published reports claim to have been made, comment is

unnecessary. If the improvements, as _twice_ claimed in the two annual

reports from which I have quoted have been made, then, it is pertinent

to ask: Why was _over seven millions_ of 1909-10 expenditures carried to

1910-11 account?

Such a showing excuses another question--excuses it because it _invites_

the question:

What amount--how _many millions of dollars_--of 1910-11 unpaid bills

and claims was carried over to become a charge against the fiscal year

1911-12?

Oh, yes, I am fully aware that this may be all readily explained by

saying that the claimed improvements as set forth have nothing whatever

to do with the practice of carrying forward unpaid bills of one fiscal

year and making them a charge against the receipts of the next or some

subsequent fiscal year.

Such an explanation is easily understood, _because it does not explain_.

That is, it is an explanation which, to be _believably_ understood,

requires more explaining than do the faults and crooks in the method of

accounting it attempts to explain.

That the “fumbling” of this carrying-over practice _needs_

correction--needs _abolishment_--will be seen from a glance at the two

following tabulations. That the practice also makes the departments’

annual showing of the _results_ of the business of the year--any

year--almost valueless is also made evident--that is, valueless so far

as real, dependable information is concerned as to whether the postal

service is conducted at a loss or at a profit.

The first tabulation following shows the published figures for the fiscal

year’s expenses as given in the departmental reports. It also shows what

the expenses of the fiscal years indicated really were, when their unpaid

bills (as shown by the next annual report of the department) are charged

against them.

The whole charge, “On Account of Previous Years” in each report is

treated as a charge against the _immediately preceding year_. It has

been shown that payments on “account of previous years,” as given in the

published reports, include for years other than the first or immediately

preceding, amounts so small that they may be, for purposes of comparison,

ignored.[8]

At any rate, the figures in the following tabulations of expenditures and

deficits--accepting the department’s published statements of receipts

as correct--are far more enlightening to the general public as to the

results of each year’s business, for the five years here covered, than

are the statements made in the annual reports of the department for the

years named.

The second table shows the “deficits,” or balances for each of the five

years as compared with the deficits shown in the annual reports of the

department, the corrected figures being subject, of course, to any

trifling reduction which may have resulted from the payment of bills

carried into the account from some other than the immediately preceding

year:

ANNUAL EXPENDITURES OF THE POSTOFFICE DEPARTMENT.

Expenditures Expenditures

as published. as corrected.

1907 $190,238,288.34 $190,758,907.43

1908 208,351,886.15 208,114,626.20

1909 221,004,102.89 227,204,092.31

1910 229,977,224.50 230,322,942.62

1911 237,648,926.68 230,516,814.45

From the foregoing it will be seen that the corrected figures show a

range of variance from the published figures, of over $6,400,000. That

is, the corrected figures are some $230,000 below for the year 1908

and more than $6,200,000 above for the year 1910, the showing in the

departments published reports.

A similar correction for the year 1911 cannot be made until the

department chooses to enlighten the public as to the amount of 1910-11

unpaid bills it _has carried forward to become a charge against the

receipts of the year 1911-12_.

As the account for the year stands above, the surplus for the year

1910-11 is $7,363,009.15--not the comparatively trifling amount of

$219,118.12, as published. Of course, if the report shows that 1912 pays

$7,363,009.15 of 1911 expenditures, then the paltry surplus for the

last-named year may stand as given in the report. But if the 1912 report

should show that so much as _one dollar_ more of 1911’s unpaid bills

were shunted onto 1912 than 1911 paid on account of 1910’s shunted bills

($7,132,112.23), then Mr. Hitchcock’s joy-producing “surplus” will vanish

as an _actuality_ in correct accounting.

Following is the showing of the deficits or balances as published, as

compared with the _actual_ deficits or balances, as corrected according

to previous explanation:

Deficits Deficits

as published. as corrected.

1907 $ 6,653,282.77 $ 7,173,901.84

1908 16,873,222.74 16,635,962.79

1909 17,441,719.82 23,641,709.24

1910 5,848,566.88 6,194,285.00

1911 219,118.12 (Surplus) 7,363,009.15

There, again, is shown a range of more than $6,400,000 between the

published and the _very near_ actual deficits of the several years, not

including 1911, for the showing on which, for reasons stated, I and the

rest of the “dear people,” who are just now being “worked” for votes,

will have to wait until the 1912 report is published.

Why, nothing but a government treasury--the treasury of our easily

“bubbled” people--could survive that sort of bookkeeping for the time

covered in the above tabulated statement of published and _actual_ yearly

shortages and of _one_ alleged surplus.

AN EXECUTIVE OVERSIGHT--POSSIBLY.

We will now detach ourselves from these wearisome figures and more

wearisome figuring, using figures only as a sort of garnishment to chief

courses served to us by the President and our Postmaster General.

The receipts of the Postoffice Department, as published in its annual

reports, were $34,317,440.53 greater for the fiscal year 1910-11 than for

the year 1908-9.

Both the President and Mr. Hitchcock are eloquently ebullient because of

the appearance of a tender shoot or bud of a surplus in a place where

nothing but deficits grew before. But neither of them appears to have

boiled over in either message or report to show the people what splendid

things have been accomplished in two years with that thirty-four millions

of increased revenues. I wonder why? Possibly the failure of ebullition

at the point indicated is the result of oversight. Of course, it may have

resulted from lack of thermic encouragement or inducement. Or, it may be,

that some “induced draft” drew the major part of the thirty-four millions

up the smoke-stack without leaving a B. T. U. equivalent under the kettle.

“The Postmaster General recommends, _as I have done in previous

messages_, the adoption of a parcels post, and the beginning of this

in the organization of such service on rural routes and _in the city

delivery service first_,” says President Taft.

If the President really has recommended in “previous messages” the

“beginning” of a parcels post “experiment” in “the City Delivery Service”

such recommendation entirely escaped my notice. A “test” of a parcels

post service on rural routes--yes. That was much talked of a year or more

since. But of an “experimental test” of an improved parcels post in urban

carrier service, little or nothing was said or, if said, it did not make

sufficient noise for The Man on the Ladder to hear. However, I presume

it is as permissible for the conceptions and concepts of a President to

broaden, enlarge and improve as it is for those of a Postmaster General

to broaden, enlarge and improve. For that matter, a proportional, if not

entirely corresponding thought-expansion may be occasionally noticed

in the Department of the Interior as conducted and operated by common,

ordinary mortals.

As the parcels post is the subject of a later chapter which is already in

type, further consideration here is unnecessary. It may be said, however,

that extending the proposed test--any “test”--of a parcels post service

to city free delivery routes, instead of confining it to a few “selected”

rural routes as Mr. Hitchcock proposed it should be confined in his 1910

report, is a step in the right direction--a step in advance. Still, such

a step is but dilatory; is but procrastinating. A cheap, efficient,

_general_ parcels post service must come and, now that the people are

aroused--aroused as to the _criminal_ wrongs inflicted upon them by a

Postoffice Department and a Congress that have acted for thirty or more

years as if indifferent to or not cognizant of those wrongs--it must

_come quickly_, unless, of course, it should develop that the people

are, really and truly, as big fools as railroad, express companies and

certain public officials have treated them as being.

“The commission reports that the evidence submitted for its consideration

is sufficient to warrant a finding of the _approximate_ cost of handling

and transporting the several classes of second-class mail known as

paid-at-the-pound-rate, free-in-county, and transient matter, in so

far as relates to the services of transportation, postoffice cars,

railway distribution, rural delivery, and certain other items of

cost, _but that it is without adequate data to determine the cost of

the general postoffice service and also what portion of the cost of

certain other aggregate services is properly assignable to second-class

mail matter_.… It finds that in the fiscal year 1908 … the cost of

handling and transporting second-class mail matter … was about 6 cents

a pound for paid-at-the-pound-rate matter, and for free-in-county,

and transient matter, each approximately 5 cents a pound, and that

upon this basis, as modified by _subsequent deductions in the cost of

railroad transportation_, the cost of paid-at-the-pound rate matter,

for the services mentioned” (I have not mentioned all the “services”

enumerated by the President, all being covered in the words “handling and

transportation”), “is approximately 5½ cents a pound.” …

That is from the President’s Washington Day message. Can you beat it?

Well, it will take a smooth road and some going to do it.

First, it is cheerfully admitted that the Commission (the Hughes

Commission) had no “adequate data to determine the cost of the general

postoffice service and also what portion of the cost of _certain other

aggregate services_ is properly assignable to second-class mail matter,”

and then our President proceeds--with equal cheerfulness and smiling

confidence (_or is it indifference?_) to assure us that the Commission

proceeded to figure 6 cents a pound as the cost of handling and carriage

of _paid_ pound-rate second-class matter and 5 cents a pound as the cost

of corresponding service for _free-in county_ and so-called “transient”

matter!

Again I ask, can you beat it? If you can, please send me your

picture--full size and two views, front and profile. I would derive

much pleasure from a look at your front and side elevations. Of course,

the President has an official right to a “style” of his own. A “style”

of expression, however, cannot be protected by copyright, otherwise,

as stated at the opening of this interpolated chapter, President Taft

would be guilty of infringement. Other presidents have run into verbose

verbosity in expressing themselves. It is an official _convenience_ at

times to do so, however ludicrously _open of intent_ or “phunny” it may

appear to laymen.

The President, in the paragraph of his message above quoted, recalls

two of his “arguments” before the Swedish American Republican League,

of Chicago, which arguments I had the honor to hear. In one instance he

was flourishing about our ideal of popular government and said: “What we

are all struggling for, what we all recognize as the highest ideal in

society, is _equality of opportunity_.… Of course perfect equality of

opportunity is _impossible_,” then _why_ it is impossible followed for a

paragraph.

It was so nicely and redundantly redundant, so resilient in phrasing, so

honestly _earnest_, that one just _had_ to go along with our President,

whether or not one could see how “the highest ideal in society” could

possibly be found in a chase after the “impossible.”

At another point in his kindly persuasive Come-unto-me discourse, he

pointed out to us how liable a “majority of the people” is to “make

mistakes by hasty action and lack of deliberation.” Then, after a

paragraph of beautiful foliage, the President cited the anti-trust law

of 1890 as an evidence of the advantages and beneficent results of

ample “deliberation” before taking action in matters of “grave import”.

He explained that the decision of the Supreme Court was at first

“misunderstood, or if not misunderstood, was improperly expressed, so

as to _discourage_ those who were interested in the federal power to

restrain and break up these industrial monopolies. _After twenty years’

litigation_ the meaning of the act has been made clear by a decision of

the Supreme Court, prosecutions have been brought and many of the most

_dangerous_ trusts have been _subjected to dissolution_.”

It was all so fine, so lulling if not luring! It made one feel as if

he were lost or had gone to sleep looking for himself. But when in a

comfortable seat, in the owl car, where the jostle of the wicked world

was so toned down and gentled as to permit a little analytic thought,

that beautiful illustration of the value of making haste slowly and

of long, careful “deliberation” when acting on matters of vast import

recurred to us--that Anti-trust Act.

“After twenty years” careful deliberation, the Supreme Court was able to

decide what the act meant! Was able, also, to decide what its _own prior

decisions meant_ and prosecutions were then brought and “many of the most

dangerous trusts have been subjected to dissolution!”

All of it listened very well, but it don’t stand the wash very well. It

is matter of common knowledge that during the twenty years the Supreme

Court was industriously trying to find out what the Anti-Trust Act

and its own decisions meant, the trust organizers and promoters got

away with _more than eight billions of unearned values_--some set the

figure above fifteen billions. The Supreme Court made haste slowly in

its “deliberation,” while the respectable get-rich-quick Wallingfords

were going after the people’s money and going in high-powered cars with

the speed levers pulled clear down. No making haste slowly or duly

_prolonged_ deliberation with Wallingfords’.

Then, if one will take the trouble to glance at market quotations

of the stocks of _any_ of “those dangerous trusts” which “have been

subjected to dissolution,” he will find that they have passed through the

trying ordeal of “dissolution” without the turn of a feather. All are

smiling. Why should they not? Stock quotations show that Standard Oil

is over $250,000,000 better off than before its _deliberated_ judicial

dissolution. The Tobacco Wallingfords are also many millions ahead of

the game since “dissolution” set in. And “Sugar”--well since the Sugar

Trust was “busted” and subjected to the “dissolution” process nearly

all its controlled saccharine matter appears to be trickling into its

bank account. Similar “most dangerous trusts” show similar evidences of

“dissolution” since the Supreme Court processed them.

What has this to do with our immediate subject? Nothing whatever. It is

a mere interpolation--with a purpose. Its purpose is to evidence what

appears to be a practiced habit with our President--a florescence or

foliation similar to that displayed in the quotation I have made from his

Washington Day Message. In the quoted paragraph, the reader will observe

that he first says the Hughes Commission was “without data to determine

the cost” of certain very important factors in the aggregate expense of

handling and transporting the mails, and then he immediately proceeds

to inform us that the Commission finds that the “cost of handling and

carriage of paid-at-the-pound rate matter was about 6 cents a pound,”

etc.--a virtual impeachment of the Commission’s finding before the

finding is stated.

THE HUGHES COMMISSION.

What little space permits me to say of the report of the Hughes

Commission may as well be said here.

In their report the commissioners very frankly admit the meagerness, or,

on numerous important points, total lack of informative data. But, as the

President states, they proceed to put on record a finding of 6 cents a

pound as the cost of handling and transporting paid second-class matter

and 5 cents a pound as the cost of similar service on free-in-county

matter, for the year 1908. They finally recommend, however, that the

present “transient” rate (for copies of periodicals mailed by other than

publishers) be continued--1 cent for each 4 ounces; also that the present

free-in-county privilege be retained, _but not extended_.

What does that “not extended” mean?

I do not know. Do you? Does it mean that the country newspapers now

issued--_now_ entered in Postoffice Department for free haulage and

handling--shall continue free and that no new newspapers established,

founded and distributed in counties, shall be transported and handled

_free_?

If it does not mean that, what does it mean? If it means

that, then why does this Commission recommend a thing that is

primarily--_elementary_--wrong under the organic law of this government?

The Constitution of these United States _specifically_ prohibits

“special” legislation. Then why, I ask, should the recommendation of this

Commission be complied with? I have been publishing _The Hustler_, a

_controlled_ Republican or Democrat 4 to 8 pager, as the case may be, for

four years. Paul Jones comes along and flings in his money to publish and

print the _Democratic Booster_ in the same county. Does this Commission

mean to recommend that _The Hustler_ be carried and distributed free in

the county and that _The Booster_ be required to pay the regular pound

rate for the same service?

A flat rate of 2 cents per pound is recommended for all other periodical

matter, newspapers and magazines alike.

Well, that recommended rate is of course, better than Mr. Hitchcock’s

“rider” recommendation, discussed in a previous page. The Commission’s

“finding” that the cost of carriage, handling and delivery of

second-class mail “was approximately 6 cents a pound” is also an

appreciable step-down (toward the facts), as compared with Mr.

Hitchcock’s _assured_--milled, screened and sifted--finding that said

cost was 9.23 cents a pound--a finding as late as March 1, 1911. So if

this commendable “merger” of views, opinions and _guesses_ keeps growing,

as industrial, rail and other mergers are wont to grow, the postal _rate

payers_ of the country may hope yet to find that even their great men may

agree.

I have discussed this second-class mail rate--the cent-a-pound rate for

periodicals--elsewhere. With private companies (the express companies)

carrying and delivering second-class mail matter for the average mail

haul, at _one-half cent a pound_ (and standing for a “split” with the

railroads for one-half of that), the question as to whether or not the

government _can_ carry mail matter without loss at _one cent a pound_,

is not worth debating among men whose brains are not worn in their

sub-cellars.

I mean the last statement to apply to third and fourth class matter as

well as to second. What it has cost the government, or what it now costs

the government, to transport, handle and distribute the mails is another

and quite different matter from what such service can be and _should_

be rendered for. Was it not that the people’s money is lavishly wasted

by such foolishness and foolery, a dignified commission of three or six

men sagely deliberating upon, critically “investigating” and laboredly

discussing what it costs the government--what the government in 1908 or

any other year paid--to carry and distribute the mails, might be staged

as the working model of a joke. If a Commission’s time and the people’s

money were spent in making a careful, thorough investigation as to what

it _should_ cost to collect, transport, handle and distribute the mails,

and as to just where and how the millions of dollars, now annually wasted

in an over-unmanned, incompetently managed, raided and raiding service,

could be saved, results fully warranting the expenditures made on account

of these postal-investigating commissions would readily be obtained.

A summary of the proceedings of the Hughes Commission is presented

elsewhere. Here I shall take space for only two or three observations.

First, as is evidenced by the Commission’s report, the Postoffice

Department was before it in conspicuous volubility and the frequency of

a stock ticker during a raid, with call money at 84. Postmaster General

Hitchcock and his Second and Third Assistants appear to have been the

chief “floor representatives” of the department during the flurry. Of

201 “Exhibits” listed by the Commission, about 100 of them--reports,

documents, memoranda and letters--found origin if not paternity in the

Postoffice Department, and a considerable portion of them was already

on file in government archives. Of the sixteen papers submitted after

close of “Hearings,” fourteen or fifteen are letters and memoranda of the

department, besides which seven memoranda are mentioned as having been

received from “the Postoffice Department and not marked as exhibits.”

That should make up a pretty fair collection of departmental argument,

views, opinions and “estimates,” should it not? It is very doubtful,

though--debatable, if not doubtful--if the collection is worth $50,000.

Especially does such a valuation appear questionably excessive, when it

is observed that much of the collection is made up of public documents,

the findings of former postal commissions and committees, and of reports

and showings made up by the Postoffice Department at departmental

expenditure of time and money, and not at an expense chargeable to the

Commission’s appropriation. Of course the Hughes Commission may not

have followed the precedent set by most prior postal Commissions, and

by commissions in general. The Hughes Commissioners may not have spent

all of their $50,000 appropriation. Let us hope they did not. However, a

statement of expenditures actually made would be, by some of us at least,

an appreciated “exhibit.”

Another feature of the Commission’s 108-page report that deserves special

attention is the close adherence of its findings to _the findings of

present postal officials_. Even in cases where the opinions of past

officials are quoted commendingly, the opinions usually support and

bolster the opinions of Mr. Hitchcock and his assistants. The report

presents a number of tabulations, among which are several that are

most excellent and informative. However, the tabulations, and the more

important conclusions of the text as well, are based upon “estimates,”

rather than upon ascertained facts. Then, too, these estimates, as is

somewhat annoyingly evident, are all, or nearly all, the departmental

estimates of the present Administration. Of course, that should in no

way impair their value or dependability and it probably would not, but

for two facts: The present Postmaster General has, for two years or

more, displayed great activity--at times, a fevered if not frenzied

activity--to secure the enactment of laws and issuance of executive

orders to accomplish results which, while they may appear most desirable

to him, were considered by many _thousands_ of our people as being very

objectionable, indeed, inimical to the fundamental right of free speech

in this country and a menace to a free press and to popular education.

The “estimates” which the Hughes Commission has published as basis for

its findings quite uniformly, if not entirely, support the contentions

which the Postmaster General has been making--at times, making with

little or no warrant of fact to support.

Again, it will be observed by careful readers of the Commission’s report

that the “estimates” upon which several of its more important findings

are based, are conspicuously lacking in elements essentially necessary

in the structure of reliable estimates from which fact or facts may be

deduced. To warrant the drawing of conclusions of fact from it, the

structural material of an estimate must consist largely, if not wholly,

of fact, not of conclusions drawn from other conclusions which, in turn

were deduced from estimates based on other estimates that may or may not

have been accurate and dependable.

As just stated, the estimates which the Commission appears largely to

have accepted, are nearly all productions of the Postoffice Department.

Few of them are built directly upon ascertained facts. Most of them

are estimates of estimates based on other estimates. It appears that

the Postmaster General’s estimates are Assistant Postmaster Generals’

estimates of the estimates made by weighing clerks of the several classes

of mail-weights carried by certain railroads during six months in the

year 1908. The nearest approach such a method or procedure makes to a

fact is an estimate of the fact, you see.

A POSTAL TELEGRAPH.

One more quotation from the President’s message and this chapter may

end. This quotation is anent the proposition of having the telegraph

service of the country operated by the government--in connection with the

postal service. Mr. Hitchcock’s recommendation in the matter of a postal

telegraph “is the only one,” says the President, “in which I cannot

concur.” I shall first quote President Taft and then quote Mr. Hitchcock

as he expressed himself in his 1911 report:

This presents a question of government ownership of public

utilities which are now being conducted by private enterprise

under franchises from the government I believe that the true

principle is that private enterprise should be permitted to carry

on such public utilities under _due regulation as to rates by

proper authority_ rather than that the government should itself

conduct them. This principle I favor because I do not think it in

accordance with the best public policy thus greatly to increase

the body of public servants. _Of course, if it could be shown

that telegraph service could be furnished to the public at a

less price than it is now furnished to the public by telegraph

companies_, and with equal efficiency, the argument might be

a strong one in favor of the adoption of the proposition. But

I am not satisfied from any evidence that if these properties

were taken over by the government they could be managed any more

economically or any more efficiently or that this would enable

the government to furnish service at any smaller rate than the

public are now required to pay by private companies.

More than this, it seems to me that the consideration of the

question ought to be _postponed until after the postal savings

banks have come into complete and smooth operation and after a

parcels post has been established not only upon the rural routes

and the city deliveries, but also throughout the department. It

will take some time to perfect these additions to the activities

of the Postoffice Department_ and we may well await their

complete and successful adoption before we take on a new burden

in this very extended department.

As an exhibition of rhetorical aviation, that is both going and soaring

some. How beautifully it “banks” on the curves! How smooth its motor

runs! And its transmission! Words fail me.

Some paragraphing wit has said, “Foolishness is as plentiful as wisdom

isn’t.” Our President appears to know that we fools can take in a lot of

foolishness without our tanks sloshing over as we stumble along the old,

well-worn way--the way that leadeth the earned dollar into somebody’s

unearned bank account. But I do not intend to comment. The italics I have

taken the liberty to mix into the President’s verbal flight is all the

comment needed. Mr. Taft makes it quite clear that all we fools need to

do is wait--make haste slowly, take time for due deliberation. Of course,

some of us fools think we know, or presume to think we know, that the

telegraph companies are charging us two or three prices for the service

they render--frequently, do not render for twenty-four or more hours

after it ceases to be a service. But think of the good other folks derive

from the pocket change they extract from us! The Western Union is, or

was, a “Gould property.” It paid interest or dividends on eighty or more

millions of _quasi_ and _aqua pura_ in stocks and bonds. But think of

the fun sons George and Howard had! Think of the former maintaining the

beautiful Lakewood place, leasing English hunting preserves, playing polo

and “busting” into, through and around Knickerbocker society circles!

How could Howard have built a replica of Kilkenny Castle on Long Island

Sound, where he and “Wild West Katie,” it is said, spent millions and

had a realistic Kilkenny-Cat time of it? Or how could Frank, the fourth

and last son of Jay Gould, have given to the world such a lurid, if

not illuminating, picture of the “Married Rue” as was exhibited at his

divorce hearings? And there is “Sister Anna”--Well, it is sufficient to

say that Anna Gould could not have blown away ten millions in settling

“Powder-Puff” Boni’s debts and turning him loose in the straight and

broad way which leadeth unto the life that is somewhat too “fast” for

even unearned money.

Well, none of the before-mentioned “life lessons” could have been set

for the world’s enlightenment--likewise, disgust--had the people of this

country not waited, not made haste slowly, in “due deliberation,” while

the Western Union and other “Gould properties,” were used to separate

them from many millions of dollars which no Gould or Gould property ever

earned.

But this is digressing. The President advises us to wait, to delay action

a little longer--until the “postal savings banks have come into complete

and smooth operation,” until “after a parcels post has been established

… throughout the department.” Just wait and keep on paying twenty-five

cents for a ten-word wire to your mother or friend ten miles out, even

though the veriest fool knows that a postal telegraph service would carry

a twenty-five word message to any postoffice in the United States for

ten cents. Just keep on waiting--_until the big telegraph interests have

sheared a few millions more fleece_.

But, says President Taft, “If it could be shown that telegraph service

could be furnished to the public at a less price,” etc., etc.

Well, maybe there is a sort of visual aphasia which makes a quarter look

like ten cents to some men. If not, I am at a loss to understand how it

yet remains for anyone to be “shown” that telegraph service could be

furnished to “the public at a less price than it is now furnished by the

telegraph companies.” Postmaster General Hitchcock furnished sufficient

information, it seems to me, to show the President, or anyone else for

that matter, that telegraph service “could be furnished the public” at

rates much below those the telegraph companies collect. Mr. Hitchcock

speaks in part, as follows--page 14, 1911 report:

The telegraph lines in the United States should be made a part

of the postal system and operated in conjunction with the mail

service. Such a consolidation would unquestionably result in

important economies and permit the adoption of lower telegraph

rates. Postoffices are maintained in numerous places not reached

by the telegraph systems and the proposed consolidation would

therefore afford a favorable opportunity for the wide extension

of telegraph facilities. In many small towns where the telegraph

companies have offices, the telegraph and mail business could be

readily handled by the same employees. The separate maintenance

of the two services under present conditions results in a

needless expense. In practically all the European countries,

including Great Britain, Germany, France, Russia, Austria, and

Italy, the telegraph is being operated under government control

as a part of the postal system. As a matter of fact, the first

telegraph in the United States was also operated for several

years, from 1844 to 1847, by the government under authority from

Congress, and there seems to be good ground why the government

control should be resumed.

While much more could be said in support of Mr. Hitchcock’s position, he

has said sufficient in the above, I think, to “show” even a President.

As evidence that the “estimates,” upon which the Hughes Commission so

largely base their findings are not entirely dependable, I desire to make

two brief quotations from other pages of Mr. Hitchcock’s 1911 report.

On page 17, as the first of thirty “Improvements in Organization and

Methods,” the Postmasters General sets forth as having been accomplished

in the service during the fiscal year 1911, will be found this:

The successful completion of an inquiry into the cost to railway

companies of carrying the mails and the submission of a report to

Congress making recommendations for revising the manner of fixing

rates of pay for railway mail transportation.

On pages 9 and 10 of the report, in discussing a readjustment of railway

mail pay, Mr. Hitchcock uses the following language:

The statistics obtained during the course of the investigation,

disclosed for the first time _the cost of carrying the mails_ in

comparison with the revenues derived by the railways from this

service.… The new plan (paying railways on the basis of car space

occupied by the mails), if authorized by Congress, will require

the railway companies each year to report what it costs them to

carry the mails and such other information as _will enable the

department to determine the cost of mail transportation_.

From the above it would seem that Congress was to be asked to adopt at

its present session a “new plan” which “will enable the department to

determine the cost of mail transportation;” to determine an important

service fact which, according to the preceding quotation and also to the

first sentence of the one just made, was determined sometime _prior to

June 30, 1911_.

Has the Postoffice Department already determined the facts as the report

twice claims, or has it merely collected some data upon which to base an

“estimate?” Which enables it to make a more or less reasonable _guess_ at

the cost of mail transportation?

FOOTNOTES

[8] I find from reports of the department auditor that the fiscal year

of 1909 was made to meet a charge of $128,307.32 which rightly stood

against the year 1907; also that the fiscal year 1911 is charged with an

expenditure of $148,490.01 belonging to 1909 and another expenditure of

$85,195.34, belonging to “1908 and prior years.”

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