CHAPTER VII.

POSTAL REVENUES FROM ADVERTISING.

Now, the Postmaster General’s whole talk--his whole word-splutter--was,

it seems, to create an impression that the government was losing millions

annually _because of the large amount of advertising matter distributed

by magazines and other periodicals_.

On the other hand, the publishers in their “Exhibit F,” and elsewhere,

try to show, and in the writer’s opinion _do_ show quite conclusively

and dependably, that the excess of expenditure over receipts in the

Postoffice Department would be _two to four times greater than it now

is were it not for the first, third and fourth class revenues resulting

directly from those advertising pages in our periodical literature_.

Before giving these publishers a chance to tell the truth, as presented

in their “Exhibit F,” I desire to make a few remarks about the point

under consideration--the profits to the _government from periodical

advertising_.

The publishers present the evidence of their counting-rooms--the _inside_

testimony. I desire to present some outside testimony.

I may present it in an awkward, raw way, but I have a conceit that the

“jury” will give it consideration.

Three months ago, there was a “party at our house.” No, it was not

a bridge party. Mrs. M. On The L. has, in my visual range, I can

here assure you, many commendable virtues--meritorious qualities and

qualifications. Likewise, she has some faults. The latter I cannot, if

the dove of peace is to continue perching on our domicile lodge pole,

mention here. I may, however, say with entire safety, that “bridge” and

alleged similar feminine amusements are not among them.

The party to which I advert was a “tea.” The guests were six,--Mrs. M.

On The L. serving. The guests not only had “the run” of the house, but

they _took possession of it_. I stuck to my “den” until it was invaded

and then--well, then, my dear trousered reader, I did precisely what you

would have done. I backed off--I surrendered.

“What was the result?”

In this particular case, the chief feature of the result was that

these seven women, _in less than ten minutes_, had appropriated every

copy of all the latest, and some a month or more old, of the magazines

and weeklies about my work-shop. They also annexed me. I “just had

to go downstairs and have a cup of tea with them.” Although I am not

entrancingly fond of tea, I did exactly what you would have done. I went.

Necessarily, I had to be good. I was good. I said--as near as I knew

how--the things that were proper to say and as near the proper time as I

could. That is, I said little and listened much.

It is of what I heard--and afterward learned--I wish here to speak.

I wish to speak of it because it fits like a glove to the point the

publishers make in their “Exhibit F,” which is to follow.

While the hostess was preparing and spreading luncheon--a necessary

concomitant of all “teas,” other than mentioned in novels--the six guests

scanned the magazines and talked magazines. From their conversation it

appeared that five of the six took, either by subscription or news-stand

purchase, one or two monthly magazines “regularly.” Whether the ladies

_read_ them or not was not made clear to me. One of them did make mention

of two “splendid stories”--“The Ne’er do Well,” by Rex Beach, and, at the

time of the “tea,” appearing, in serial, in one of the monthlies. The

other was a short story entitled “The Quitters,” which, the lady stated,

had appeared in one of the magazines some time previous.

Now, so far as I can recall, the reference made by this one of the six

ladies was the only mention made of the “literary” features of the

magazines they had read or to such features of those they were examining.

There was considerable talk and attention given to the body illustrations.

In calling such stories as the lady mentioned “literary” I presume

apologies are due the Penrose-Overstreet Commission. While both the

stories are “brand-new,” are well written, each teaching a lesson--have,

in short, all the essential elements of “currency and periodicity”--yet

that commission, in the anxious interest it displayed to secure “a

general exclusion act” against fiction in periodicals, would, possibly,

see nothing of literary merit in either of the stories the lady mentioned.

I shall, however, offer no apologies to the commission for classing the

two stories as literature and of exemplary currency. On a previous page I

have given my reasons for differing from the commission on its strictures

on current fiction as run in our standard monthlies and weeklies. The

lady’s expressed opinion of the two stories is another reason for

differing from that expressed by the commission. In my judgment, the lady

who spoke has a broader, juster and far more comprehending knowledge of

literature--of its merits and demerits, whether fiction, historical,

biographical or classic--than has any member of that commission.

But to return to our tea party. Those six ladies scanned and thumbed

through my magazines. As said, there was comparatively little talk or

comment about the body-matter of the periodicals. But those women--all

married, five of them mothers, two of them (three, counting the hostess),

grandmothers--gave fully _three-fourths of their time to the advertising

pages_.

But that is not all. Their scanning of the advertising pages of those

periodicals developed some business action. The business talk started

when one lady called attention to the “ad” of a military school in a town

in Wisconsin, “where Thomas attends,” Thomas being her son. It developed

that the lady seated next to her had a son Charles whom it was desired

to start in some preparatory school in the fall. Another matron had a

daughter she desired to have take a course at some school for girls. Both

of the ladies with candidates for preparatory courses, however, were of

the opinion that all the “good schools” appeared to be in the East and

each would prefer to send her son or daughter to some school nearer home.

To this opinion the mother of the boy attending the Wisconsin school

earnestly protested.

“We have just as good preparatory schools, colleges and universities

in the West as they have in the East,” she declared. “My boy is doing

splendidly at the----, Wisconsin. He has been there two terms now. If

you don’t want to send Charles to a military school, there are a score

or more of excellent schools for either boys or girls in the West and

South--some of them right near us, too. Just look here!”----

And then began a scurrying through the school “ad” pages of three or four

of the magazines for the names and locations of preparatory schools. The

advertisements of a number were found.

“Take the names and addresses and write all of them for their catalogues

or prospectuses or pamphlets, giving the courses of study that pupils

may take, the advantages they offer and other information. That’s what I

did before deciding where to send Thomas. I wrote twenty-two different

military schools in the country and got a prompt reply from each of them.

In fact some of them wrote me _four or five times_, besides sending their

little printed books which gave their courses of study and set forth the

special advantages their students enjoyed.”

Of course, it was Thomas’ mother who spoke. Her suggestion, however,

gripped the rails at once. The two matrons with children to place in

preparatory schools asked for pencil and paper. I relieved them of the

immediate labor of writing out their lists, by gallantly inviting them

to take home with them such of the magazines as they thought would serve

their purpose, and, as they were near neighbors, they could scan them at

their leisure and address directly from the advertisements. I lost three

of my favorite magazines on my tender.

“This has no bearing on the point!” Eh? Well, let us see about that.

Of course, I do not know what the mothers of that son and daughter who

were to be started in preparatory school work did. It is safe to presume

however, that they adopted the plan suggested by Thomas’ mother. We

know what she did. At any rate we have her own statement of the course

she pursued, and there can be advanced no valid reason for doubting her

word. Besides, as she is our “next-door” neighbor, I have made, within

the month, special inquiry of her as to what she did. I found that she

had kept the catalogues of the schools to which she had written and had

carefully “filed” in a _twined package_, as a careful housekeeper usually

files things, every letter she had received from the schools.

More than that: She wrote nine of the schools a second letter and three

of them, she wrote _four times_. To the Wisconsin school to which she

finally intrusted the training and instruction of her son she wrote _six

times_.

Now let us see what revenue the federal postal fund _actually_ received

from this one mother in her efforts to place her boy in a good, safe

school.

First the mother herself wrote forty-five letters. On these the

Postoffice Department collected 90 cents.

Second, her “twine file” shows that, all told, she had received from

the twenty-two schools written to, a total of 163 letters. On these the

government collected $3.26.

Third, the catalogues sent her were of various sizes. Their carriage

charge, at third-class rates, I think would range from two to six cents

or more. Putting the average at only three cents, which in my judgment is

low, the government collected for their carriage 66 cents.

Fourth, thirteen of the schools, either not knowing her boy had been

matriculated or thinking she might have other boys “comin’ on” to

preparatory school age, sent her their catalogues for the following

year--another 39 cents.

Add those four items and you will readily ascertain that the government

received $5.21 in revenue from the efforts of Thomas’ mother to select

a school for him--a school that would give him military training and

discipline, as well as academic instruction in selected studies.

_Her course of action was prompted entirely by the school advertisements

she saw in two magazines._

How many other mothers and fathers were influenced to similar action by

the three or four school “ad” pages in those two magazines I do not know.

There must, however, have been many, I take it, otherwise the schools and

preparatory colleges would not persist in advertising so extensively,

year after year, during the summer months, in our high-class monthly and

weekly periodicals.

The two magazines from which Thomas’ mother got her school address

weighed a little under a pound each. If they reached her by mail, the

government got only about two cents for their carriage and delivery,

which was ample pay--$20.00 a ton--for the service. But supposing Mr.

Hitchcock’s wild figures were correct--that it cost the government 18

cents to deliver those two magazines to that mother--a rate of $180.00

per ton. Of course, no man could so suppose unless he stood on his head

in one corner of a room and figured results as the square of the distance

at which things appeared to him, or chanced to be one of those “blessed”

mortals prenatally endowed with what may be called mental strabismus.

But for the sake of the argument, let us suppose that it did cost the

government 18 cents to deliver those two magazines to Thomas’ mother; let

us admit that that falsehood is fact, that that foolishness is sense.

Then what?

A magazine weighing one pound and printed on the grade of paper used by

our high-class periodicals will count 250 or more pages. Four pages of

school “ads,” therefore, would count for about _one-fourth of one ounce_.

Even at Mr. Hitchcock’s absurd figure of nine cents a pound, the cost

to the government of carrying those four pages of school advertisements

in each of two monthly magazines to the mother of Thomas _was less than

four-fifths of one cent_.

Do you grasp the point?

Remember, Mr. Hitchcock has separated himself from much talk to show to

a doubting public that it is _the advertising pages of periodicals which

over-burden the postal service and are responsible, largely, for the

alleged “deficit.”_

I say “alleged” deficit. I say so, because it is not, and never was, a

deficit _de facto_. I shall later give my reasons for so saying--shall

show that this much talked of deficit in the Postoffice Department’s

revenues is _quasi_ only--a mere matter of accounting, and bad accounting

at that.

But here we are considering the cost to the government of carrying and

delivering _advertising pages_ to the reading public of this Nation.

Especially are we considering the transaction between the government and

the mother of Thomas--a transaction induced and promoted by eight pages

of advertising--four pages in each of two magazines.

As just stated, it cost the government _less than four-fifths of one

cent_, even if we rate the carriage and delivery cost at Postmaster

General Hitchcock’s absurd figure of nine cents a pound, to deliver those

eight pages of school advertisement to Thomas’ mother. Even the delivery

of the _complete_ magazines which printed those advertising pages would,

at Mr. Hitchcock’s own figures, cost the government only about 18 cents.

Let’s admit it all--the worst of it, and the worst possible construction

that the worst will stand. Then how does the government stand in relation

to the resultant transaction--_the transaction induced by those eight

pages of advertising_?

It cost the government 18 cents, according to Mr. Hitchcock’s method of

hurdle estimating, to deliver those two magazines to Thomas’ mother.

Well, let it go at that. The government is out, then, 16 cents, the

publisher having paid in 2 cents at the present pound rate for mail

carriage and delivery.

On the other hand, those two magazines each carried four pages of school

“ads.” Those “ads” start Thomas’ mother into a canvass of the schools by

correspondence. The result of that canvass, as previously shown, turned

into the government’s treasury _a gross revenue of_ $5.21 for postage

stamps to cover the first and third-class business resulting.

The government, then, is $5.05 ahead so far as _gross_ receipts and

_gross_ revenues are concerned, and it is ahead that sum, in the specific

transaction under consideration, _solely and only because of those eight

pages of school advertisements printed in the two magazines_.

Is that not a fair--a just--statement?

As Mr. Hitchcock states that there is a large profit to the government

for the stamps sold and as that $5.21 was _all for stamps_, then those

eight pages of advertisements and Thomas’ mother must have turned into

the postal fund a handsome _net_ profit on the service rendered by the

Postoffice Department.

Now, I desire to return to our “tea.” Two other “business” actions

developed which serve to prove the statement made on a previous page,

namely: _It is the advertising pages of our periodicals which yield the

largest revenue to the government for the postal service it renders._

The first of the two postal revenue-producers came up as we sat at

luncheon. Each of the ladies had a magazine or weekly in hand. There was

as much talking as eating in progress, or more. I presume that is the

proper procedure or practice at “tea” luncheons. I am not a competent

authority on “tea” proprieties.

One of the ladies “had the floor,” so to speak, and expatiated eloquently

and at length on the merits of an electrically heated flat-iron or

sad-iron, an advertisement of which she had found in the magazine

she was scanning--a cloth smoother she had had in use for some three

months. Three of the other matrons were wired--that is, their homes

were electrically lighted. The others were getting their domiciliary

illumination from what is vulgarly designated as the “Chicago Gas Trust,”

at 85 cents per.

“Results?” Three of the assembled party desired to write for “full

particulars” about that flat-iron at once.

My boss furnished paper, envelopes, pens and ink. My assigned duty

in this business transaction was both simple and secondary. The boss

_ordered_ me to go over to the drug store, buy the stamps and mail those

three letters.

I did so.

The government got six cents postal revenue from _me_ on that sad-iron

“ad.” What further revenue was gleaned from the correspondence between

the three ladies and the flat-iron manufacturer I know not.

It took me a long time to reach that drug-store--a short block away--buy

the stamps, “lick ’em,” stick them on the envelopes and drop those three

letters into the mail-box just outside the druggist’s door. At any rate,

the ladies so informed me when I got back. They did it politely, kindly,

but very _plainly_. Not wishing to scarify their feelings by admitting

that I had purposely loitered because of an inherent or pre-natal dislike

of teas, I did what I thought was the proper thing to do under the stress

of impinging circumstances--I lied like a gentleman. I told the ladies

that the druggist happened to be out of two-cent stamps and had sent out

for them--sent to another drug store for them.

“How unfortunate!” exclaimed one of the party. “We want a lot more

stamps. We have each written for a sample of these new biscuits. We have

to enclose ten cents in stamps and the letters will have to be stamped.

That’s eighty-four cents in stamps and we want to get the letters into

the mail tonight.”

Then I was shown the advertisement of the desired “biscuits.” In the

good old summer time of our earthly residence, “when life and love

were young,” we called such mercantile pastry “crackers.” Mother baked

all the biscuits we then ate, or somebody else’s mother baked them. Of

course, sometimes Mary, Susie, Annie, Jane or another of the dear girls

learned the trick and could “bake as good as mother.” Then she baked the

biscuits. And they _were_ biscuits. Now, every _cracker_ is a biscuit,

and every biscuit one gets smells and tastes of the bakeshop where it was

foundried.

But that is entirely aside from our subject. The “ad”--a full page--set

forth the super-excellence of some recently invented or devised

cracker--“biscuit,” if you prefer so to call it. It was an attractively

designed and well-written “ad.” The advertiser offered to send a

regular-size package of the “biscuits” to anyone on receipt of ten cents

in stamps--“enough to cover the postage”--and the name of the grocer

with whom the sender of the stamps traded. That, in brief, was the “ad”

offer, and each of the ladies wanted those biscuits--my boss as anxious

to sample them as any of the others. On a corner of the luncheon table in

symmetrical, pyramidal array, was 84 cents in miscellaneous change.

Before it came my turn to speak, Mrs. M. On The L. gave me a scrutinizing

look--a censorious look--a look that said, “I know where you have been,”

and took the floor. She did not rise in taking it either.

“Oh, he can get the stamps. Take that change and these letters. You can

go to some other drug store and get the stamps. Put ten cents in stamps

in each envelope and then seal and mail the letters.”

That’s the speech the boss made.

I should be ashamed to admit it, but I am not. There are limits to the

endurance of even such a temperate-zone nature as that of the writer. The

boss’ speech reached the limit. My patriotism was set all awry. Even my

earnest desire to reduce the “deficit” in the postal service was, for the

moment, forgotten--was submerged.

I took the 84 cents those friendly ladies had pooled on “biscuits” and

the seven unsealed letters, assuring them I would certainly find the

stamps. I then went up to my den, unlocked a drawer of my desk, found

the stamps, made the enclosures, stamped and sealed the envelopes, and

then came down and passed out on my assigned errand. I got back just as

the “party” was donning its hat to depart for its several homes, assured

it that its orders had been carried out, and, by direction of the boss,

escorted home one of its members who had some distance to walk.

Now, I think I did my whole duty to that tea-party, and _more_ than my

duty to reduce the postal “deficit.”

I trust the “dear reader” will not have concluded or even thought that

I am trying to be funny or humorous, nor even ludicrous. I have been

writing of _actual_ occurrences, and writing the _facts_, too, of those

occurrences, as nearly as I can recall them after an interval of _less

than three months_. I introduce the _de facto_ happenings at our “tea

party” here because they _apply_--because they illustrate, they evidence,

they _prove_ that the advertising pages of our periodicals _are the pages

which produce a large part, if indeed, not the larger part of our postal

service revenues_.

But we must look after our “biscuits” a little further.

The seven women at that tea party spent 84 cents for stamps to get

a sample of those crackers. Fourteen cents of these stamps went to

cancellation on the letters they mailed. The other 70 cents went to

cancellation on the cracker packages which the cracker inventor sent

them--cancelled at the fourth-class rate--_cancelled at the postal

carriage rate of sixteen cents a pound_.

Is that all? No it is not all. It is only the first link in a _postal

revenue_ producing chain.

The manufacturer of that cracker or biscuit, as you may choose to call

it, wrote each of those seven ladies a neat letter of thanks, and neatly

giving a further boost to the biscuit. I know this because I have seen

the seven letters--all “stock form” letters.

That contributed 14 cents more in postage stamps for cancellation.

Three of the ladies heard from that cracker baker _four times_. Their

grocers probably had not put the cracker in stock. My boss got a second

letter from the baker.

That contributed 20 cents more in postage stamps for cancellation.

The advertiser sent by mail to each of the seven grocers the ladies had

named a sample package of the “biscuits” and a letter naming the local

grocery jobber or jobbers through whom stock could be had, the jobber’s

price of it, etc.

That contributed 84 cents more in postage stamps for cancellation.

Nor is that all. My boss’ grocer got three letters from that cracker

baker and a visit from a salesman of a local jobber before he “stocked.”

If the grocers named by the other six ladies were similarly honored then

the builder of those biscuits must have written the seven grocers whom

the tea party ladies had named fourteen letters in addition to the first

one.

That contributed 28 cents more in postage stamps for cancellation.

Now let us figure up--or down--how one tea party of seven (I was the

working or “worked” member, so am not to be counted in), and a one page

“ad” stands in account with the postal revenues.

The magazine carrying the cracker “ad” weighs about a pound. The single

“ad” page cannot possibly weigh more than _three-fiftieths of one ounce_.

To carry and deliver that one “ad” page the cost to the government, then,

even at Mr. Hitchcock’s extension-ladder rate of 9 cents a pound, would

be about _one-thirtieth of one cent_.

But as we did in the case of the school advertisements previously

mentioned, let’s give our Postmaster General the whole “hullin’ uv

beans.” Let us credit the government with Mr. Hitchcock’s alleged cost of

carrying that magazine to that tea party--nine cents.

Per contra, the government must give that “ad” page credit for producing

stamp cancellations to the amount of $2.30.

Figure it out yourself and see if that is not the _actual_ showing of the

ledger on this account of the Postoffice Department with that one “ad”

page and those seven tea party women.

That, I believe, is fair and sufficient evidence from the outside--from

the field--in support of the facts which the publishers present in their

“Exhibit F,” and which I shall here reprint:

The astonishing record contained in (Exhibit E), of the

absolutely unvarying coincidence of decreases in postoffice

deficits with increases in second-class mail is square up against

the Postmaster General’s statements that the department loses

8.23 cents on every pound of second-class mail and loses over

$60,000,000 a year as a whole, on second-class mail.

What is the explanation? How can the phenomenon of constantly

decreasing deficits, coincident with increasing second-class

mail, be reconciled? To be sure, the Postmaster General has been

trying for two years to make out a case against the magazines,

and nothing is better understood than that, _under orders_, he is

using all the figures and the infinite opportunities of such a

complex mass of figures as those of the postoffice, to make the

case for the magazines as bad as possible. Of course, it does not

cost the department 9.23 cents a pound for second-class matter;

but also, of course, in all probability, the cost must be more

than one-ninth Postmaster General Hitchcock’s figures. Then why

is it that _the more second-class matter there is mailed the more

money the Postoffice Department has_?

The answer is that the advertising in the periodicals, the

very advertising the Administration is trying to drive out

of existence, _is far and away the most important creator of

profitable first-class postage that exists_. That, furthermore,

the varied and constant efforts of publishers to extend the

circulation of their periodicals by sending out tens of millions

of circulars, _each making for a 2-cent reply_, and the great and

complex business that has been built up around _the originating

and handling of advertising_ have made this national market

for reputable wares--a market where the purchasing is done by

mail with 2-cent stamps--the stamps that pay the Postoffice

Department’s bills and give it $23,000,000 a year to spend over

and above receipts from rural free delivery, in advancing that

splendid service for the country dweller.

There were published in 1909 in fifty American magazines

12,859,138 lines of advertising, for over 5,000 advertisers, who

used over 25,000 different advertisements, and it is obviously

impossible physically to tabulate complete results. But let us

nail down certain specific examples of advertisements inserted

in magazines, _and follow the record right through_, of the work

they did for the postoffice, the expense they put the postoffice

to, and the profit they brought it.

These score or more of specific instances tell the whole story.

Read, especially, the first instance--the complete bookkeeping

transaction of one magazine advertisement in account with the

United States postoffice:

A MAGAZINE ADVERTISEMENT IN ACCOUNT WITH THE UNITED STATES POST

OFFICE.

In the Saturday Evening Post of November 26, 1910, was published

a 224-line advertisement of the Review of Reviews.

Three thousand seven hundred replies were received, 1,776 of them

inclosing each 10 cents in first-class postage.

The paper on which this advertisement was printed weighed

0.132815 ounce. The half of it printed with the advertisement

weighed 0.06640625 ounce.

One million seventy thousand copies of the Saturday Evening

Post were sent through the United States mails, so that the

postoffice transported 4,440.9 pounds of this advertisement. At

9.23 cents per pound--the pound cost of transporting and handling

second-class matter given by the Postoffice Department--the total

cost of giving the postoffice services to this advertisement

was $409.90; postage paid at 1 cent a pound, $44.41; loss to

postoffice, $365.49.

THE POSTOFFICE’S GROSS AND NET GAIN FROM FIRST-CLASS POSTAGE CREATED.

3,700 inquiries were received by the Review of Reviews.

3,700 2-cent stamps for inquiries $74.00

3,700 acknowledgments under 2-cent stamp 74.00

Six follow-ups to 3,700 inquiries under 2-cent stamps 444.00

1,776 inquiries sent 10 cents in stamps 177.60

740 sales are made, each involving 12 bills and 12

remittances, under 2-cent stamp 355.00

The 3,700 names of inquiries will be circulated at least

three times a year for five years, under 2-cent stamps

(a practical certainty of twice as many circularizations) 1,110.00

---------

Total gross direct sales of 2-cent

stamps from advertisement $2,234.60

Profit of 40 per cent, according to profit percentage

of Postmaster General on first-class postage $893.84

Direct loss in transporting and handling advertisement,

cost figured at 9.23 cents a pound, income at 1 cent 365.49

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Ultimate minimum net gain to postoffice

in having carried this advertisement $528.35

MORE SPECIFIC EXAMPLES OF PROFITABLE POSTAGE ORIGINATED BY

MAGAZINE ADVERTISING.

Names of concerns are withheld here. The original documents on

which these statements rest are in the possession of the postal

committee of the Periodical Publishers’ Association, 156 Fifth

Avenue, New York City. These are only a few samples of hundreds

that have come, and are printed to suggest the details of the

methods by which national magazine advertising far more than

pays its way when sent out through America at 1 cent a pound

second-class postal rate.

“MR. E. W. HAZEN, _Advertising Director_.

“DEAR MR. HAZEN: During the year 1910 we paid the Postoffice

Department for carrying our first, third and fourth class mail

matter the sum of $496,749.88. We shipped during the year 1910,

1,717,514 packages. Of these 809,781 were sent by mail and

907,733 by express. All of these would have been sent by parcels

post if the postal rates and regulations permitted. We paid the

express companies for the transportation of the packages referred

to above $347,392.30.”

The above statement covers only mail matter sent out of this

house. The figures given are accurate. Any statement of the

number of pieces of mail matter which we receive would be

approximate, but we can safely state that it was in excess of

4,500,000 pieces of first-class mail matter. This estimate is

entirely conservative.

Here is another postal bill of one of the many great “mail order”

magazine advertisers--a company which sells excellent clothing to

women who can not come to the great cities and their department

stores. The president of the company writes:

“As we are a mail-order concern, our business is derived

entirely, either directly or indirectly, from our magazine

advertising. During the year 1909 we paid the Postoffice

Department for carrying our first, third and fourth class mail

matter the sum of $433,242.”

What an advertisement in one issue of one magazine did for

another women’s “wearing apparel” house is recorded in their

books as follows:

The postage required to answer the 15,000 replies from the

one-column insertion in the magazine, also to send the

merchandise required by 2,000 of the inquirers, also to “follow

up” other inquirers, etc., amounted to $5,460.

The government charge for carrying this advertisement through the

second-class mails was $38.83.

That $5,460, by the way, did not include the several hundred

dollars spent on postage by the inquirers themselves.

The president of a concern which publishes encyclopedias, natural

histories, classics, etc., investigated the relations with the

postoffice of a recent page of his advertising inserted in a

single magazine, and the correspondence which resulted.

The stamps and money orders bought by the inquirers and by the

publishing company, as the result of the 4,000 answers to this

one advertisement, amounted to $884.

The publishers paid the postoffice to carry that page, at

second-class rate, $12.

Thus, even if it had not already been disproved that the

second-class rate is insufficient, it would still have been

mightily unfortunate for the department’s business if that page

advertisement had not appeared. A good business man would be

willing to lose several times $12 in order to do $884 worth of

business as profitable to himself as first-class mail is to the

government.

Scores of apparently small advertisers are found in any issue

of any popular magazine. They are just as good customers to the

postoffice, in proportion, as the big concerns using columns or

pages.

ONE INCH--$5,492 STAMPS A YEAR.

A modest 1-inch magazine advertisement is printed by a company,

which reports that its yearly postage account from that cause is

$5,132. Adding the approximate postage on the 1,500 letters a

month sent to the company, the yearly total of postage created by

this inconspicuous concern through the magazine is found to be

$5,492.

ONE-HALF INCH--$590 A MONTH.

A half-inch magazine space is used each month by a certain

electric manufacturing company in the Middle West, but its

postage records show stamp purchases for a single month

(November, 1909), resulting from that half-inch advertisement of

$590.

Two quarter-column announcements of a dress fabric,

appealing to women, in a single magazine, brought 7,000

replies, involving postage stamps worth $230.00

Pretty good business getters for the department? These

“ads” cost the publishers to mail, at second-class rates 19.40

Even better, in proportion, was a one-fifth-column appeal

to mothers in one issue of the same magazine. It produced

postage to the amount of 240.00

To carry the little advertisement at second-class rates

the government charged 7.76

A single-column magazine “ad” of a Chicago clothing firm,

with a number of retail stores over the country, brought

4,000 inquiries which, with the following up, etc.,

caused postage of 380.00

That column cost the publisher to mail, at second-class

rates 38.67

The Woman’s Home Companion sent a letter to the advertisers

in its November issue, asking for a memorandum of the

letter postage on the inquiries from their November

advertising and the answers to these inquiries.

Seventy-five advertisers reported, with definite

figures, an aggregate letter-postage expenditure of $3,385.90

The Woman’s Home Companion paid the government just $583

for carrying that portion of the magazine on which these 75

advertisements were printed.

Any advertising man can point to hundreds of “mail-order firms”

like the above. These firms can trace directly to their magazine

advertising, every year, purchases of millions of dollars’ worth

of the stamps that make big profits for the postoffice.

It is even more surprising to learn the enormous postage

bills caused by an entirely different class of magazine

advertisers--the “general publicity,” or “national”

advertisers--who wish the reader to ask for their fine soaps, or

mattresses, or silks, or stationery at his local store. These

firms do not depend on direct replies, yet they receive so many

that thousands of dollars are spent for stamps per year in scores

of cases--even per month in many.

EVEN THE “GENERAL” OR “PUBLICITY” MAGAZINE ADVERTISING CREATES

ENORMOUS STAMP SALES.

A moderate-priced shoe is sold through a number of retail stores

in different cities. The manufacturers advertise in magazines

for national “publicity,” to bring buyers into these stores.

Incidentally they mention their department to fill orders by

mail. Thus an enormous correspondence has been built up, of which

the average annual increase alone during the last three years

has involved 264,000 first-class letters--a minimum postage of

$5,280. This is simply one yearly addition to the company’s

already first-class business, of which it writes that “all

but a nominal percentage” has been “induced by our magazine

advertisements.”

More than $15,000 was spent for postage by a mattress

manufacturer last year, “following up” inquiries received from

his magazine advertising, though it is designed to create a

demand for the mattress at local furniture stores.

This $15,000 is over and above his steady correspondence with

dealers, etc., which was built up in the first place by magazine

advertising.

One of the many recent “contests” conducted by magazine

advertisers was that of a stationery company. Theirs is also

“publicity,” not mail-order advertising. It is designed to create

a demand for their paper over the stationery store counters.

But their “contest” awhile ago, announced exclusively in the

magazines, brought 59,000 replies, which, with follow-up, etc.,

averaged 12 cents first-class postage--a total of $7,080 in one

month.

Here is still another “publicity” experience. In the course of

familiarizing women with a new trade-mark for silk by means of

magazine advertising, the manufacturers incurred postage bills,

during the first 11 months of 1909, amounting to $7,979.75. About

$2,000 more ought to be added to represent the stamps purchased

by the prospective silk-dress wearers themselves.

Another “contest,” held by a national advertiser, brought

12,089 replies from a single insertion in one magazine, to

handle which postage stamps had to be bought for more than $600.00

The publishers paid to have that page carried through the

mails, at second-class rates 97.66

A half page in one issue of another magazine brought 4,000

letters from inquirers, which, with “follow-up,” etc.,

meant stamp purchases 200.00

The carriage of that half page at second-class rates was 25.62

Magazine advertisements of a popular cold cream brought 170,000

letters to the manufacturers last year, though the controlling

purpose of the campaign was to get the public to ask for that

kind of cold cream at the drug stores.

Not including postal orders, special-delivery stamps, etc., the

stamp revenue to the government from these letters was $8,500.

And, of course, that does not include the profuse correspondence

between the manufacturers, the jobbers, the drug stores all over

the country, and so on.

For another toilet preparation a single advertisement in a

leading weekly magazine brought more than 13,000 replies.

The stamps involved here add up to $990.00

The publishers paid the postoffice to carry this

advertisement, at the second-class rate 48.83

A household remedy, seen in most drug stores, was

mentioned to the extent of one-quarter page in a single

issue of one magazine. The requests for samples numbered

1,685. The postage involved was 202.20

Another “drug store” preparation frequently brings the

manufacturer 2,000 to 6,000 letters each month from their

magazine advertising of it, though that is, of course, for

“publicity,” first of all. A single insertion last fall brought

12,000 inquiries, which created, first and last, the purchase of

$750 in stamps.

A system of physical culture for women put quarter pages in

several magazines during the month of November, from which 3,905

letters were received. In this case, the total postage, including

follow-up and correspondence back and forth, was $1,104.09 for

that month of November alone.

Narrow limits would be expected in the demand for expensive

silverage. Yet a silversmith’s two advertisements in the November

and December magazines brought 45,000 requests for catalogues.

These had already involved by January 13, with the following up,

etc., a postage bill of $5,510.

Another big postage bill was also incurred, incidentally, by a

company which uses magazine advertising to bring buyers into drug

stores, etc., asking for certain shaving soaps and the like.

Still their postage bill during 1909, as a result of inquiries

from their advertising, was $3,656.08. This does not include the

stamps bought by the inquirers--probably $1,000 more.

A similar soap was described in a page advertisement which,

printed in one magazine one time, brought more than 30,000

letters. First-class postage on them and the answers to

them aggregated more than $900.00

The charge for carrying that page, at the second-class

rate, was about 120.00

THE LARGE STAMP PURCHASES OF ENTIRE BUSINESSES DEPEND ON MAGAZINE

ADVERTISING.

All the above examples are of postage sales caused by magazine

advertising directly, in point of time. Just as directly caused

are the sales for correspondence between manufacturer, jobber,

retailer, agent, etc., in the many businesses that have been

built up by magazine advertising.

A camera company writes: “There is a magnificent revenue to the

government through our correspondence with these dealers, through

their correspondence with their customers, and through their

sending our printed matter, furnished by us, at a postage cost of

$100, and such dealer could not afford to go to this expense were

it not for the fact that this local advertising which he does is

backed up by our general magazine publicity.”

This one result of magazine work is figured by the company at

tens of thousands of dollars every year in postage.

The postage-stamp revenue created by magazine advertising keeps

on for months, and years even, between the advertiser and the

consumer, in cases like correspondence schools, for instance.

One prominent company writes that it not only spends $429 per

month in postage, answering inquiries which themselves account

for about $100 more, but that it enrolls per month more than

2,200 new scholars--and every scholar, by the time he has

received all his numerous “lessons,” etc., costs the school about

$3.50 more in postage. Thus each month creates about $7,700 more

in postage bills for this school, not counting nearly as much

again which the scholars must spend.

“Our advertising,” writes a leading investment banker, “by reason

of names being placed on our mailing list for circulation, etc.,

costs us several thousand dollars a year for postage, which would

not be the case if we were not doing and had done advertising.”

In fact, there would be little left of the department’s

profitable postage stamp sales were the big magazine houses

crippled. The publishers are the largest buyers of lists of names

used for circulation. To circularize these lists many millions of

2-cent stamps are bought every year.

“Our entire mail order book business,” writes a Western firm,

“has been built up through magazine advertising. Last year our

postal bill amounted to $12,298.57. This was used on circular

matter and letters. If the circulation of the magazines should be

reduced, and it is our opinion that it would be if the postage

rate should be increased, our postage bill would be reduced

proportionately.”

There is much more to be said in support of my contention that the

advertising pages of our periodicals are their _revenue-producing pages_,

but it cannot now here be said, as I must pass to another division of our

general subject.

We have devoted most of our previous space to Mr. Hitchcock’s “rider,”

to the influences and _influencers_ that originated it and tried to

push it--by methods adroit and scrupulously unscrupulous--into federal

enactment--into operative law. At this point of our presentation of

the general subject of Postal Riders and Raiders, it was my original

intention to take up generally the _raider_ features or elements as

planned for discussion in this volume. I intended to start just here to

discuss the Postoffice Department “deficit,” of which Mr. Hitchcock has

had so much to say--and of which he made voluminous and eloquent use

during his efforts to bring his “rider” a safe winner under the wire. I

intended, as just said, to begin to write about the postal “deficit” just

here--a deficit _which never had real existence_, since the days of the

“pony post” and “mail coach,” save in quasi form--in methods covering

political lootage and looters.

Well, I have changed my original plan a little. I’ll run a few lines

through that “deficit”--twaddle-talk, a little further on. Here I will

merely repeat what I have already said, in substance at least.

There never has been a postal deficit since the period I have indicated,

save deficits created by official crooks and crookedness, by “interests”

which _hired_ the official crooks and bought the crookedness, and by

department accounting methods which would put Standard Oil or a Western

cow ranch on the financial blink inside of thirty-six months, or even in

twelve.

We will discuss this artistic “deficit” later. Here I now desire to

advert to, and animadvert on, another point which has been brought

forcibly to my attention recently--weeks, some two months, after I

climbed up here to take a look over the general situation, and then

chanced, through the aid of a Congressman friend, to get my distance

glasses focused on this postoffice foolery.

Foolery, I have written. I was wrong. There was no foolery about it. It

was a _calculated, a studied, a cold-blooded partisan stab at one of the

greatest and most helpful--most up-building--industries in this country_.

But we will let that point and the “deficit” rest for the present. It

appears that one of Mr. Hitchcock’s much-worked arguments to harvest or

glean votes for his rider amendment was that the amendment would “affect

only a few magazine publishers,” or that “only a few magazine publishers,

at most, would be affected by the amendment and that they had _enriched_

themselves by the special privilege granted by the second-class mail rate

statute of 1885,” etc., etc.

Various newspapers quoted Mr. Hitchcock variously on the same point or

to the same end, and two Congressmen acquaintances reported that he had

personally talked to them along the same lines.

Only a “_few magazine publishers_” would be affected by legislation of

the character recommended in the rider amendment? That is the point I

desire here and now to consider. I hope the reader will go carefully and

thoughtfully through the consideration with me.

First it may be said, and safely admitted, that no such legislation as

that recommended in the “rider” previously discussed, would be sustained

_by any court in this country_, unless its wording was so modified as

to make its requirements and restrictions apply _to all periodicals_,

or at least to all monthly and weekly periodicals. Even then, it is

doubtful if any court could be found to sustain such a piece of class or

special legislation unless its terms were broadened to cover newspapers,

so numerously and so aggressively are the latter trenching upon what

is generally recognized as the weekly and monthly periodical field of

effort, influence and usefulness.

I think that any informed, fair-minded reader will agree that that

statement is a fair statement of governing facts, unless we question

the honesty of our courts in the discharge of their judicial duties or

question the juridic honesty of some member or members of the ruling

court.

That may read like a blunt or offensive way of putting it. But we are not

writing of a Palm Beach twilight party nor of a Newport frolic. We are

writing of and _to_ a serious subject--a subject which vitally touches

and trenches into the vital interests of ninety millions of people--the

ninety millions who are the blood and bone and sinew of this nation of

ours. It is a subject of such grave import as to make it necessary that

we call a spade a spade, a thief a thief, a scoundrel a scoundrel, and

judicial weakness, judicial _treachery_.

That is why I put, plain and strong, the point that _no court_ could be

found in this country to sustain legislation of the character covered in

Mr. Hitchcock’s “rider” amendment to the 1911 postoffice appropriation

bill, and that every informed, fair-minded man must concur in the

statements that I have made in the three or four preceding paragraphs.

That “rider” amendment would “affect only a few magazine publishers,”

says Mr. Hitchcock, or as he is reported to have said.

Now, let us look over the field a little. Let us make an honest,

intelligent effort--an effort not warped by political hopes and

aspirations nor by _personal prejudices and interests_--to see who or

whom would be affected by such special or class legislation.

First, the reader must get a mental hip-lock or strangle-hold on the

fact that the second-class mail _business_ of this country--the output

of periodical publishers--in marketed values, is somewhere around _one

billion dollars a year_.

As has previously been stated, and I believe well sustained by the

facts, no business, however well established, can stand an increase of

300 per cent in the haulage and delivery cost of its output without

sustaining great financial loss. The fair-minded reader will, I believe,

agree that the publishers in presenting their case to Mr. Hitchcock, to

the Penrose-Overstreet and other commissions, proved the truth of that

statement quite conclusively.

Well, if that be true, legislation of the sort proposed in the Hitchcock

“rider” must necessarily, after adjudication, put all the lesser weeklies

and monthlies (those not financially strong) out of business. Likewise

hundreds of the smaller newspapers must discontinue issue. Of course,

Mr. Hitchcock prattled about the newspapers not being affected by his

proposed amendment. But, as previously stated, no court of justice in

this country would sustain such a biased, prejudiced piece of class

legislation as that proposed in the “rider.”

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