THE GREAT MONOPOLIES.

There is an association of old fossils at New York calling themselves

the “Anti-Monopoly League,” that has taken the job on their hands of

saving the country from eternal and everlasting ruin at the hands of

the gigantic monopolies, the railroads, and this league, through its

President, L. E. Chittenden, is sending editorials and extracts from

speeches delivered by great men who have been refused passes, or who

have not been retained by railroads to conduct law suits as much as they

think they ought to be, to newspapers all over the country requesting

their publication.

_The Sun_ gets its regular share of these documents each week, which

go into the waste basket with a regularity that is truly remarkable,

considering that we are not a railroad monopoly. But there is something

so ridiculous about these articles that one cannot help laughing. They

claim that the country is in the grasp of the gigantic monopolies, and

that they will choke the country to death and ruin everybody, though

what the object can be in running the country and everybody in it, is

not stated.

These monopolies have taken the country when it was as weak as gruel,

and hoisted it by the slack of the pants to the leading position among

nations. The monopolies have built their track all over God's creation,

where land could not be given away, have hauled emigrants out there

and set them up in business, and made the waste land of the government

valuable. They have made transportation so cheap that the emigrant from

Germany of last year can send wheat from Dakota to the Fatherland, and

Bismarck and King William can get it cheaper than they can wheat grown

within a mile of their castles.

These monopolies that the played out nine-spot anti-monopoly leagues

are howling against have made the country what it is, and if there

is anybody in this country that don't like it, they can get emigrant

tickets and go to Germany or Norway and take the places of the men that

the monopolies are causing to settle here. Of course we could all run

railroads better than the owners run them, but as long as we have not

got money enough to buy them we better shut up our yap and let Jay Gould

and his fellows do what they please with their own, as long as they

permit the country to prosper as it is prospering now. The anti-monopoly

leaguers had better go to driving street cars.

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