HOW JEFF DAVIS WAS CAPTURED.

The accounts of the capture of Jeff Davis, in his wife's clothes, which

have been published ever since the war, have caused many to laugh,

and has surrounded the last days of the confederacy with a halo of

ludicrousness that has caused much hard feeling between Mr. Davis and

the American people. His friends would have been much better pleased if

he had bared his breast to the cavalryman who captured him, and been run

through with a sabre, and died with some proud last words on his lips,

such as, “Who will care for mother now,” or “The cause is lost. Send out

a search warrant to find it.”

It was a terribly ridiculous ending to a great struggle, the way we have

been in the habit of reading the story, but now we have a new light on

the subject. Mr. Davis has written a book on the war, and in it he gives

the following particulars of his capture and the bravery he displayed.

Instead of sneaking off in his wife's petticoat, after a pail of

spring water, Mr. Davis describes that escape as being almost a bloody

encounter. He says:

“I had gone perhaps fifteen or twenty yards when a trooper galloped up

and ordered me to halt and surrender, to which I gave a defiant answer,

and, dropping the shawl and raglan from my shoulders, advanced toward

him. He leveled his carbine at me, but I expected if he fired he would

miss me, and my intention was, in that event, to put my hand under

his foot, tumble him off on the other side, spring into his saddle and

attempt to escape. My wife, who had been watching, when she saw the

soldier aim his carbine at me, ran forward and threw her arms around

me. Success depended on instantaneous action, and, recognizing that the

opportunity had been lost, I turned back, and, the morning being damp

and chilly, passed on to a fire beyond the tent.”

This puts an entirely different face on the affair, and instead of

being a childish coward, he represents himself to have been an arch

conspirator, who disguised himself as a female to get a good chance to

throw a boy off his horse and steal the horse. We can only admire the

calm determination of the man, as he stood there waiting for the boy to

shoot, so he could rush up, unarmed, put his hand under the soldier's

foot, tip him off the horse, get on himself, without receipting to the

government for the horse, and skedaddle.

It is not necessary to inquire what the boy would have been doing all

the time Jeff was pulling him off the horse. We all know how easy it is

for an unarmed old man to spill a healthy soldier off a horse. We can

readily see that the soldier could not have whacked the old fellow over

the head with the empty carbine, or drawn his sabre and run him through,

or given him a few shots out of a revolver.

Jeff had, no doubt, arranged in his own mind to chloroform the bold

Michigan cavalryman, but his wife broke it all up by throwing her arms

around him at an inopportune moment, thus pinioning the President of the

Confederacy so he could not whip the Union army. And so, like Adam, Jeff

lays the whole business to the woman. What would we do without women to

lay everything to?

And while Jeff must ever doubt the judgment of his wife in breaking up

his plans at that trying moment, when so much was at stake, how that

soldier, whose life was saved by her act, must revere her, memory!

Had the woman not held Jeff the soldier must have been pitched off his

horse, and striking on his head, he must have been killed.

Mr. Davis does not say so, but we have no doubt his plan was to have the

soldier strike on his head on a projecting root or stone, so he would be

killed. If there should be another war, we should never join the cavalry

branch of the service unless there was an understanding that no old men,

armed with petticoats and tin water pails, should be allowed to charge

on cavalrymen and throw them off their horses.

It is said that during the late war no man ever saw a dead cavalryman,

but if the tactics of Mr. Davis had been adopted early in the war, the

mortality must have been fearful, and perhaps the result of the war

would have been different. We cannot be too thankful that Jeff didn't

think of that way of demoralizing cavalry before.

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