THE RETIRED COLONEL

We took many lovely drives, using Betts-y-Coed as a centre, but as

you have done it all on foot you will not want to listen to my

raptures, so I will again tell you about the people I met.

I had not cared to go to Llandidno, for it is the paradise of

trippers, but John the porter told me we ought not to miss it, so

thither we went. The sands were a sight never to be forgotten.

Hundreds of children were on the beach, the little ones laboriously

building houses, forts, and even towns--all of which the lapping sea

soon licked up. "Vanity of vanities," saith the preacher. But the

preacher knew nothing of children, else he would have said they were

the only wise ones. Their play is not "vanity," it is when men lose

the sense of proportion, and act as if things "seen" are eternal,

that vanity eats out the heart. These children were wise. They knew

their labor was but for a moment, and therefore did not weep, but

rather laughed, when the tongue of the sea touched their work and it

was gone. However you do not care to hear me moralize!

Surely no more beautiful children can be found in the world than

these English children. They may lack the vivacity of French and

American children, but, on the other hand, they are free from the

self-consciousness of the one and the febrile nervousness of the

other. They are superb little animals, which is what a child ought

to be. Those that I saw on the sands--and I suppose it is generally

true--had the supreme animal virtue, which is obedience. The babies

obeyed the nurses, the "middle-sized bears" obeyed the "big bears,"

and all obeyed--not as with us--the mother, but the father. For it

is the man who is the supreme court in England. One never hears the

familiar "Well, ask your mother!" And the result is a well-organized

feudal society, in which there is far more happiness than in many of

the so-called democratic, but really anarchistic, families that you

and I could name. In short, the family is a microcosm of that larger

life in which, some day, the children are to take their places.

When I imparted these reflections to Ruth, she said: "You have missed

the best."

"And what might that be, Madame Philosopher?" said I.

"If you had not set up to be a philosopher, yourself," she pertly

remarked, "you would have seen the obvious, which so many

philosophers overlook. It is the hair and the eyes of these children

that makes them so beautiful. Did you ever see such hair as these

girls have? It floats in the air like the corn-silk on an Indiana

farm! And look at the eyes of the boys; they are not blue as we

count blueness, but real blue, like the delphinium. I wonder if the

English reputation for truthfulness above other nations is not in

part due to the prevailing blue eyes? Who could doubt anything that

angel were to say?"

I looked at the "angel" in question, and laughed heartily at this

attempt to imitate Taine!

The people on the sands were not trippers. Those hung round the

shops and the booths, where, for a penny, one might take a shy at

"Aunt Sally." Or, if they came to the sands at all, gathered in

shrieking groups about the "niggers," men blacked up, indeed, but

whose yellow hair and blue eyes made disguise as impossible as did

their cockney accent. Why is it, I wonder, that all people think

they can imitate negroes? I once saw a minstrel show given by

Chinamen, and, I assure you, it was scarcely more grotesque than

these "niggers" on the sands.

No, my friends were not such as these. They were what Matthew

Arnold, in his supercilious way, called "Philistines." But I miss my

guess if, should a great crisis arise, the "culture" of England will

not be saved, if saved it is, by these same Philistines, even as

David of old was saved by the bearers of the name from the tyranny of

Saul! "The submerged tenth," in England, as elsewhere, is green or

rotten; the upper classes are over-ripe; it is the great middle

class, without charm or culture, which will show what England's heart

is, when the great struggle comes.

"But," you will say, "what struggle? Only a little while ago you

were writing that you thought all this talk about war was nothing but

what you elegantly called 'fluff,' and now you write as if an

ultimatum from one of the great powers was imminent. What has

happened to change your tune?"

In reply, I can only say "Nothing tangible." But there is a tension

which one comes gradually to feel. For instance, the German contempt

and hatred of England is too well known to call for comment. It is

like what my father told me our Southern friends felt about the North

in the days before the outbreak of war, and which he felt had as much

to do with secession as did slavery. But few people with us

appreciate the feeling in England toward the Germans. Business men

are exasperated by Germany's expanding trade--especially in regard to

trade-marks--the statesmen, even of the Liberal school, are anxious

about the naval activities across the North Sea. But more

significant still is the fact that some of the "best-selling" novels

and most popular plays are picturing the invasion of England by

Germany. This, of course, appeals most strongly to the Jingoes, but

even such a respectable--if semi-chauvinistic--paper as the

_Spectator_ is solemnly discussing an "amicable" division of the

"backward" world--including Brazil, to which, said the writer--it was

a leading article--"we should have no objection." Shades of Monroe!

And yet, while they do not seem to think we should have any voice in

the partition of the world, they are apparently convinced that we

must feel about the mother country as Canada does. The truth is, the

people of England have never recognized the independence of the

United States! That is to say, they cannot believe that we do not

regret the Revolution as sincerely as they now do, and that, were it

possible, we should be glad to enter into a closer political

association with them. In other words, while the fact of our

independence must be assumed by the two governments, our sentiments

must be colonial!

A few days ago I was talking with a retired colonel, who is convinced

that war may break out any day, and he said to me: "I suppose if the

old country had her back to the wall you would come to her help?"

I answered: "I do not think you could count on it. It would depend a

good deal on the cause of the quarrel. There was a strong feeling

against England during the Boer War, and there are thousands of

Americans of pure British stock who do not think that Ireland has had

a fair deal."

He looked at me for a moment as if he could not credit his ears, and

then simply said: "My G--d!"

Had I known how deeply it would wound him, I would not have spoken.

Certainly the thought of war between us and England is too horrible

to put into words, and I dare say if there were a possibility of

England's being crushed by a world power the superficial differences

would be swept away like the sand-forts of the children, and deep

would call to deep as it was recognized that the two peoples share a

common ideal, and that it must be defended for the good of mankind.

You know how I feel about war, yet I confess that should there be a

righteous war in which England and America fought side by side it

might not only remove the petty misunderstandings of the past but

also lead to an abiding peace in the future. If only England could

see that the Irish question is an American question!

Meanwhile, I wish the _Times_ would let Germany alone, and English

travellers let us alone for a while!

Dr. Weir Mitchell once told me that he had a patient--a policeman

from somewhere in the Jerseys--Newark, I think--who was a victim of

an _idée fixe_. He asked him if he had ever been bitten by a

mosquito? The man, with a wan smile, said: "What do you think?"

"Very good," said Dr. Mitchell. "When you let it alone it soon

ceased to trouble you, but if you scratched it it festered, and you

had a hard time. _You must quit scratching this thought!_"

But what was the poor fellow to do if every passer-by scratched it?

English ways and by-ways · 第 83 / 92 题