Woman and the Wits

Second thoughts are best. God created man; woman was the after-thought.

_Proverb._

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I have been ready to believe that we have seen a new revelation, and

the name of its Messiah is woman.

_Holmes._

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The whisper of a beautiful woman can be heard further than the loudest

call of duty.

_Anonymous._

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The man who enters his wife’s dressing-room is either a philosopher or

a fool.

_Balzac._

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Be circumspect in your liaisons with women. It is better to be seen at

the opera with this man than to be seen at mass with that woman.

_Mme. de Maintenon._

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Two women placed together make cold weather.

_Shakespeare._

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I have seen many instances of women running to waste and self-neglect,

and disappearing gradually from the earth, almost as if they had been

exhaled to heaven.

_Washington Irving._

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Physical love is an ephemeral spark designed to kindle in human hearts

the flame of a more lasting love. It is the outer court of the temple.

_Sabatier._

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Between the mouth and the kiss, there is always time for repentance.

_Ricard._

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Love decreases when it ceases to increase.

_Chateaubriand._

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Partake of love as a temperate man partakes of wine; do not become

intoxicated.

_De Musset._

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A woman never commands a man, unless he be a fool, but by her obedience.

_Turkish Spy._

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Many benefit by the caresses they have not inspired; many a vulgar

reality serves as a pedestal to an ideal idol.

_Gautier._

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In the highest society, as well as in the lowest, woman is merely an

instrument of pleasure.

_Tolstoi._

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Women know at first sight the character of those with whom they

converse. There is much to give them a religious height to which men do

not attain.

_Emerson._

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Women see through and through each other; and often we most admire her

whom they most scorn.

_Buxton._

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Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions.

_Michelet._

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Before going to war say a prayer; before going to sea say two prayers;

before marrying say three prayers.

_Proverb._

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If marriages are made in Heaven you had but few friends there.

_Scotch Proverb._

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A man should choose for a wife only such a woman as he would choose for

a friend, were she a man.

_Joubert._

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I think Nature and an angry God produced thee to the world, thou wicked

sex, to be a plague to man.

_Ariosto._

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Women enjoy more the pleasure they give than the pleasure they feel.

_Rochepedre._

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Woman’s tongue is her sword, which she never lets rust.

_Mme. Necker._

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Wife and children are a kind of discipline of humanity.

_Bacon._

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Feminine charity renews every day the miracle of Christ feeding a

multitude with a few loaves and fishes.

_Legouvé._

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On seeing a lady sitting at the dinner-table between two Bishops,

Sydney Smith inquired, “Her name is Susanna, I assume?”

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With cleverness, thirty years, and a little beauty, a woman makes fewer

conquests but more durable ones.

_Dupuy._

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Women who marry seldom act but once; their lot is, ere they wed,

obedience unto a father, thenceforth to a husband.

_Marston._

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It is woman’s way. They always love colour better than form, rhetoric

better than logic, priestcraft better than philosophy, and flourishes

better than figures.

_Anonymous._

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A prude exhibits her virtue in word and manner; a virtuous woman shows

hers in her conduct.

_La Bruyère._

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Tears are the strength of women.

_Saint-Evremond._

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A woman’s best qualities do not reside in her intellect, but in her

affections. She gives refreshment by her sympathies rather than by her

knowledge.

_Smiles._

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A woman’s thoughts run before her actions.

_Shakespeare._

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It is valueless to a woman to be young unless pretty, or to be pretty

unless young.

_La Rochefoucauld._

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Silence and modesty are the best ornaments of women.

_Euripides._

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The plainest man who pays attention to women will sometimes succeed as

well as the handsomest who does not.

_Colton._

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A woman can be held by no stronger tie than the knowledge that she is

loved.

_Mme. de Motteville._

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As vivacity is the gift of women, gravity is that of men.

_Addison._

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Women are passive agents, and when love prompts them they can outsuffer

martyrs.

_Massinger._

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Between two beings susceptible to love, the duration of love depends

upon the first resistance of the woman, or the obstacles that society

puts in their way.

_Balzac._

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A woman (of the right kind) reading after a man, follows him as Ruth

followed the reapers of Boaz, and her gleanings are often the finest of

the wheat.

_Holmes._

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To a woman of spirit, the most intolerable of all grievances is a

restraint on the liberty of the tongue.

_Junius._

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If women were humbler men would be honester.

_Vanbrugh._

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These women are shrewd tempters with their tongues.

_Shakespeare._

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Nature makes fools; women make coxcombs.

_Anonymous._

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No friendship is so cordial or so delicious as that of girl for girl;

no hatred so intense or immovable as that of woman for woman.

_Landor._

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Women are priestesses of the unknown.

_Anonymous._

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To give you nothing and to make you expect everything, to dawdle on the

threshold of love while the doors are closed, this is all the science

of a coquette.

_De Bernard._

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Men always say more evil of a woman than there really is; and there is

always more than is known.

_Mezeray._

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Neither walls, nor goods, nor anything is more difficult to be guarded

than woman.

_Alexis._

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Would you hurt a woman most, aim at her affections.

_Wallace._

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A wise man ought often to admonish his wife, to reprove her seldom, but

never to lay hands on her.

_Marcus Aurelius._

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A woman of honour should never suspect another of things she would not

do herself.

_Marguerite de Valois._

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We only demand that a woman should be womanly; which is not being

exclusive.

_Leigh Hunt._

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Man forsakes Christianity in his labours; woman cherishes it in her

solitudes and trials. Man lives by repelling, woman by enduring—and

here Christianity meets her.

_Channing._

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It is not easy to be a widow; one must resume all the modesty of

girlhood, without being allowed even to feign ignorance.

_Mme. de Girardin._

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A woman’s hopes are woven as sunbeams; a shadow annihilates them.

_George Eliot._

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Women cannot see so far as men can, but what they do see they see

quicker.

_Buckle._

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The more idle a woman’s hand, the more occupied her heart.

_Dubay._

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Women speak easily of platonic love; but while they appear to esteem

it highly, there is not a single ribbon of their toilet that does not

drive platonism from our hearts.

_Ricard._

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If woman did turn man out of Paradise, she has done her best ever since

to make it up to him.

_Sheldon._

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A man cannot possess anything that is better than a good woman, nor

anything that is worse than a bad one.

_Simonides._

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A virtuous woman is a crown to her husband; but she that maketh ashamed

is as rottenness in his bones.

_Solomon._

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How wisely it is constituted that tender and gentle women shall be our

earliest guides—instilling their own spirits.

_Channing._

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Let woman stand upon her female character as upon a foundation.

_Lamb._

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The modest virgin, the prudent wife, and the careful matron are much

more serviceable in life than petticoated philosophers, blustering

characters, or virago queens.

_Goldsmith._

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A heart which has been domesticated by matrimony and maternity is as

tranquil as a tame bullfinch.

_Holmes._

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If men knew all that women think, they would be twenty times more

audacious.

_Karr._

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A beautiful woman pleases the eye, a good woman pleases the heart; one

is a jewel, the other a treasure.

_Napoleon I._

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Women especially are to be talked to as below men and above children.

_Chesterfield._

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When joyous, a woman’s licence is not to be endured; when in terror,

she is a plague.

_Æschylus._

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Modesty in woman is a virtue most deserving, since we do all we can to

cure her of it.

_Lingrés._

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When we speed to the devil’s house, woman takes the lead by a thousand

steps.

_Goethe._

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When a woman pronounces the name of a man but twice a day, there may be

some doubt as to the nature of her sentiments; but three times!

_Balzac._

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Women know by nature how to disguise their emotions far better than the

most consummate male courtier can do.

_Thackeray._

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Beauty is worse than wine; it intoxicates both the holder and the

beholder.

_Zimmerman._

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Woman alone knows true loyalty of affection.

_Schiller._

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Women are never stronger than when they arm themselves with their

weakness.

_Mme. du Deffand._

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Women are apt to see chiefly the defects of a man of talent and the

merits of a fool.

_Anonymous._

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Women have a perpetual envy of our vices; they are less vicious than

we, not from choice, but because we restrict them; they are the slaves

of order and fashion.

_Johnson._

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It is generally a feminine eye that first detects the moral

deficiencies hidden under the “dear deceit” of beauty.

_George Eliot._

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