INGENIOUS SWINDLING.

A party of gentlemen who had been to Doncaster to see the St. Leger run,

came back to the station and secured a compartment. As the train was

about to start, a well-dressed and respectable looking man entered and

took the only vacant seat. Shortly after they had started, he said,

“Well, gentlemen, I suppose you have all been to the races to-day?” They

replied they had. “Well,” said the stranger, “I have been, and have

unfortunately lost every penny I had, and have nothing to pay my fare

home, but if you promise not to split on me, I have a plan that I think

will carry me through.” They all consented. He then asked the gentleman

that sat opposite him if he would kindly lend him his ticket for a

moment; on its being handed to him he took it and wrote his own name and

address on the back of the ticket and returned it to the owner. Nothing

more was said until they arrived at the place where they collected

tickets; being the races, the train was very crowded, and the

ticket-collector was in a great hurry; the gentlemen all pushed their

tickets into his hands. The collector then asked the gentleman without a

ticket for his, who replied he had already given it him. The collector

stoutly denied it. The gentleman protested he had, and, moreover, would

not be insulted, and ordered him to call the station-master. On the

station-master coming, he said he wished to report the collector for

insulting him. “I make a practice to always write my name and address on

the back of my ticket, and if your man looks at his tickets he will find

one of that description.” The man looked and, of course, found the

ticket, whereupon he said he must have been mistaken, and both he and the

stationmaster apologised, and asked him not to report the case further.

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