RAILWAY MANNERS.

A gentleman was travelling by rail from Breslau to Oppeln and found

himself alone with a lady in a second-class compartment. He vainly

endeavoured to enter into conversation with the other occupant of the

carriage; her answers were invariably curt and snappish. Baffled in his

attempts, he proceeded to light a cigar to while away the time. Then the

lady said to him: “I suppose you have never travelled second-class

before, else you would know better manners.” Her travelling companion

quietly rejoined: “It is true, I have hitherto only studied the manners

of the first and third-classes. In the first-class the passengers are

rude to the porters, in the third-class the porters are rude to the

passengers. I now discover that in the second-class the passengers are

rude to each other.”

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