THE POLITE BRAHMIN.

Owing to the various dialects in the South of India, as a matter of

convenience the English language is much used for personal communication

by the natives of different parts of the Presidency of Madras. Mr.

Edward Lear, who has travelled much in that part of the country, gives

the following interesting account of a journey:—“I was in a second-class

railway carriage going from Madras to Bangalore. There was only one

other passenger beside myself and servant, and he was a Brahmin, dressed

all in white, with the string worn over the shoulder, by which you may

always recognise a Brahmin. He had a great many boxes and small

articles, which took up a great deal of room in the compartment, and when

at the next station the door was opened for another passenger to get in,

the guard said:—

“‘You cannot have all those boxes inside the carriage; some of them must

be taken out.’

“‘Oh, sir,’ said the Brahmin in good English, ‘I assure you these

articles are by no means necessary to my comfort, and I hope you will not

hesitate to dispose of them as you please.’

“Accordingly, therefore, the boxes were taken away. Then the newcomer

stepped in; he was also a native, but dressed in quite a different manner

from the Brahmin, his clothing being blue, green, red, and all the

colours of the rainbow, so that one saw at once the two persons were from

different parts of India. Presently he surprised me by saying to the

Brahmin,

“‘Pray, sir, excuse me for having given you the trouble of removing any

part of your luggage; I am really quite sorry to have given you any

inconvenience whatever.’

“To which the Brahmin replied, ‘I beg sir, you will make no apologies; it

is impossible you can have incommoded me by causing the removal of those

trifling articles; and, even if you have done so, the pleasure of your

society would afford me perfect compensation.’”

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