THE BULLY RIGHTLY SERVED.

In the _Railway Traveller’s Handy Book_, there is an account of an

occurrence which took place on the Eastern Counties line:—“A big hulking

fellow, with bully written on his face, took his seat in a second-class

carriage, and forthwith commenced insulting everybody by his words and

gestures. He was asked to desist, but only responded with language more

abusive. The guard was then appealed to, who told him to mind what he

was about, shut the door, and cried ‘all right.’ Thus encouraged the

miscreant continued his disgraceful conduct, and became every moment more

outrageous. In one part of the carriage were four farmers sitting who

all came from the same neighbourhood, and to whom every part along the

line was well known. One of these wrote on a slip of paper these words,

‘Let us souse him in Chuckley Slough.’ This paper was handed from one to

the other, and each nodded assent. Now, Chuckley Slough was a pond near

one of the railway stations, not very deep, but the waters of which were

black, muddy, and somewhat repellent to the olfactory nerves. The

station was neared and arrived at; in the meantime the bully’s conduct

became worse and worse. As they emerged from the station, one of the

farmers, aforesaid, said to the fellow, ‘Now, will you he quiet?’ ‘No, I

won’t,’ was the answer. ‘You won’t, won’t you?’ asked a second farmer.

‘You’re determined you won’t?’ inquired a third. ‘You’re certain you

won’t?’ asked the fourth. To all of which queries the response was in

negatives, with certain inelegant expletives added thereto. ‘Then,’ said

the four farmers speaking as one man, and rising in a body, ‘out you go.’

So saying, they seized the giant form of the wretch, who struggled hard

to escape but to no purpose; they forced him to the window, and while the

train was still travelling at a slow pace, and Chuckley Slough appeared

to view, they without more ado thrust the huge carcass through the

window, and propelling it forward with some force, landed it exactly in

the centre of the black, filthy slough. The mingled cries and oaths of

the man were something fearful to hear; his attempts at extrication and

incessant slipping still deeper in the mire, something ludicrous to

witness; all the passengers watched him with feelings of gratified

revenge, and the last that was seen of him was a huge black mass, having

no traces of humanity about it, crawling up the bank in a state of utter

prostration. In this instance the remedy was rather a violent one; but

less active measures had been found to fail, and there can be little

doubt that this man took care ever afterwards not to run the risk of a

similar punishment by indulging in conduct of a like nature.”

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