A WIDE-AWAKE CONDUCTOR.

Dana Krum, one of the conductors on the Erie Railway, was approached

before train time by an unknown man, who spoke to him as if he had known

him for years. “I say, Dana,” said he, “I have forgotten my pass, and I

want to go to Susquehanna; I am a fireman on the road, you know.” But

the conductor told him he ought to have a pass with him. It was the

safest way. Pretty soon, Dana came along to collect tickets. Seeing his

man, he spoke when he reached him. “Say, my friend, have you got the

time with you?” “Yes,” said he, as he pulled out a watch, “it is twenty

minutes past nine.” “Oh, it is, is it? Now, if you don’t show me your

pass or fare, I will stop the train. There is no railway man that I ever

saw who would say ‘Twenty minutes past nine.’ He would say,

‘Nine-twenty.’” He settled.

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