SHARP PRACTICE.

Sir Francis Head, Bart., in his _Stokers and Pokers_, remarks:—“During

the construction of the present London and North Western Railway, a

landlady at Hillmorton, near Rugby, of very sharp practice, which she had

imbibed in dealings for many years with canal boatmen, was constantly

remarking aloud that no navvy should ever “do” her; and although the

railway was in her immediate neighbourhood, and although the navvies were

her principal customers, she took pleasure on every opportunity in

repeating the invidious remark.

“It had, however, one fine morning scarcely left her large, full-blown,

rosy lips, when a fine-looking young fellow, walking up to her, carrying

in both hands a huge stone bottle, commonly called a ‘grey-neck,’ briefly

asked her for ‘half a gallon of gin;’ which was no sooner measured and

poured in than the money was rudely demanded before it could be taken

away.

“On the navvy declining to pay the exorbitant price asked, the landlady,

with a face like a peony, angrily told him he must either pay for the gin

or _instantly_ return it.

“He silently chose the latter, and accordingly, while the eyes of his

antagonist were wrathfully fixed upon his, he returned into her measure

the half gallon, and then quietly walked off; but having previously put

into his grey-neck half a gallon of water, each party eventually found

themselves in possession of half a gallon of gin and water; and, however

either may have enjoyed the mixture, it is historically recorded at

Hillmorton that the landlady was never again heard unnecessarily to boast

that no navvy could _do_ her.”

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