Germany’s Dummy

England has without doubt been Germany’s favourite bug-a-boo for the

war. Once she threatened to exalt France to pride of place, but her

allegiance soon returned to John Bull, and she has left no trick of

hate untried to place him in the pillory before her own subjects and

neutral nations.

“Let shame,” said Herr Maximilian Harden, who, as a German-Jew, may

perhaps view the wider issues with some detachment and plead to his

adopted people for philosophy and self-control--“let shame spread a

thick veil over self-deification and enemy-bedevilment.” A futile

appeal must this be to a nation that knows no shame, from its Emperor

to his humblest slave. Self-deification is the marrow in German bones,

the oil in German joints; while as to bedevilment of the enemy, in this

they naturally excel, since supreme power of detraction is a complement

of envy and jealousy: the one involves the others.

Michael’s dummy “John Bull” was, however, very clearly made in Germany,

and Holland is not deceived. She adjoins Belgium--a circumstance

the man behind the scarecrow perhaps forgot--and they who have been

watching Germany at work in their neighbour’s country are not going

to be alarmed at this silly German “John Bull.” They know the real

John Bull at first hand, and his methods of conducting commerce and

practising war. It was not John Bull who torpedoed the _Tubantia_ and

committed a thousand other pirate and brigand acts against this neutral

power. It was not John Bull who in August of last year wrote to the

Burgomaster of little Wavre and demanded £120,000, failing which Wavre

would be set on fire and destroyed “without distinction of persons, the

innocent to suffer with the guilty.”

Holland is staunch, for she knows that Germany’s care for the weak

nations is the good wife’s love for the chickens and the butcher’s for

the lamb. Michael would like to thrust his revolver into John’s hand

and pretend afterwards that he had pulled the trigger; but the smiling

Dutch frontier guard is in no danger of being deceived.

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