I bowed respectfully and promised to be careful.

As a matter of fact it has been extremely difficult. They keep a little

book which tells them exactly how much I have got left. At the end of

last year it was 2_s._6_d._ Until the beginning of this month I let it

stand at that; then I grew restive and ordered a new cheque-book. The

cashier's eyes glistened as he handed it over. "Thirty, I suppose," he

said sarcastically. I thanked him and withdrew. Half-a-crown aside;

balance nothing.

Yesterday I went in and wrote out a cheque. Meanwhile the cashier

disappeared into the back regions. Perhaps he went to make sure how I

stood, but I am certain he knew all the time. On his return the cheque

was ready.

"I'm just off for a tour round the world," I said. "You might take care

of this till I come back," and I handed him the cheque-book. Then I drew

out two shillings and fivepence.

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