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Illustration: TO BRIGHTEN UP THE ROYAL ACADEMY.
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Illustration: _Little Girl (in disgrace, to Mother as she enters
nursery.)_ "DO YOU LOVE ME, MUMMY?"
_Mother._ "YES, DARLING."
_Little Girl._ "DO YOU LOVE ME _VERY_ MUCH?"
_Mother._ "OF COURSE, DARLING."
_Little Girl._ "WELL, I'VE FROWN MY PUDDEN UNDER THE TABLE."
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