From an advertising tailor's guarantee:--

"If the smallest hole appears after six months' wear, we will make

another absolutely free."

It is a very kind offer, but we would always rather find somebody who

would mend the first hole.

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"It is an interesting fact that Mr. Gidney (Marlborough) went round the

course in, approximately, 97, which is, we understand, a record for the

Hungerford course, the bogey for which is 82."

_Marlborough Times._

Somebody must have done it in more than this. Personally we are always

good for a century.

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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 146, June 3, 1914 · 第 28 / 52 题