"WAR NEWS IN A FEW LIES."
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Illustration: THE MONOPOLIST.
_Late Arrival_ (_wishing to put his machine in bicycle rack_). "WELL,
UPON MY WORD, THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS! CADDIE, WHO PUT HIS BICYCLE LIKE
THAT?"
_Caddie._ "CAN'T SAY FOR SURE, SIR. THE KAISER, I SHOULD THINK."
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