INTRODUCING THE TARZAN TWINS

The Tarzan Twins, like all well-behaved twins, were born on the same

day and, although they were not as "alike as two peas," still they

resembled one another quite closely enough to fulfil that particular

requirement of twinship; but even there they commenced breaking the

rules that have been governing twins during the past several millions

of years, for Dick had a shock of the blackest sort of black hair,

while Doc's hair was the sunny hue of molasses candy. Their noses were

alike, their blue eyes were alike; alike were their chins and their

mouths. Perhaps Doc's eyes twinkled more and his mouth smiled more than

Dick's for Dick did much of his twinkling and smiling inside and inside

the boys were very much alike, indeed.

But in one respect they shattered every rule that has been laid down

for twins from the very beginning of time, for Dick had been born in

England and Doc in America; a fact which upsets everything right at the

beginning of the story and proves, without any shadow of a doubt, that

they were not twins at all.

Why then did they look so much alike and why did everyone call them

the Tarzan Twins? One could almost start a guessing contest with a

conundrum like this, but the trouble is that no one would guess the

correct solution, though the answer is quite simple. Dick's mother and

Doc's mother were sisters--twin sisters--and they looked so much alike

that they looked _more_ alike than two peas, and as each boy resembled

his mother--the result was--they resembled each other.

Their mothers were American girls. One of them married an American

and stayed at home--that was Doc's mother; and the other married an

Englishman and sailed away to live on another continent in another

hemisphere--and she was Dick's mother. When the boys were old enough to

go away to school their parents had a brilliant idea, which was that

the boys should receive half of their education in America and half in

England. And this story will prove that the best laid plans of mice and

mothers sometimes go wrong, for no one planned that the boys should get

any of their education in Africa, whereas, as a matter of fact, Fate

was arranging that they should learn more in the jungles of the Dark

Continent than was ever between the covers of any school book.

When they were fourteen years old, Dick and Doc were attending an

excellent English school where there were a great many future dukes and

earls and arch-bishops and lord mayors, who, when they saw how much

Dick and Doc resembled one another, called them "The Twins." Later,

when they learned that Dick's father was distantly related to Lord

Greystoke, who is famous all over the world as Tarzan of the Apes, the

boys commenced to call Dick and Doc, "The Tarzan Twins"--so that is how

the nickname grew and became attached to them.

As everyone knows tar means white in the language of the great

apes, and go means black, so Doc, with his light hair, was known as

Tarzan-tar and Dick, whose hair was black, was called Tarzan-go. It was

all right to be called Tarzan-tar and Tarzan-go, until the other boys

began to make fun of them because they could climb trees no better than

many another boy and, while they were fair in athletic sports, they did

not excel. It was right there and then that Dick and Doc decided that

they would live up to their new names, for they did not enjoy being

laughed at and made fun of, any more than any other normal, red-blooded

boy does.

It is simply staggering to discover what a boy can accomplish if he

makes up his mind to it and so it was not long before Dick and Doc

did excel in nearly all athletic sports and when it came to climbing

trees--well, Tarzan himself would have had no reason to be ashamed of

them. Though their scholastic standing may have suffered a little in

the following months of athletic effort, their muscles did not, and as

vacation time approached, Dick and Doc had become as hard as nails and

as active as a couple of manus, which you will know, if your education

has not been neglected, is the ape-word for monkeys.

Then it was that the big surprise came in a letter that Dick received

from his mother. Tarzan of the Apes had invited them all to visit

him and spend two months on his great African estate! The boys were

so excited that they talked until three o'clock the next morning and

flunked in all their classes that day.

[Illustration: The boys talked until three o'clock the next morning.]

The disappointment that followed later when it was learned that Dick's

father, who was an army officer, could not get leave of absence and

Dick's mother would not go without him; the letters and cablegrams that

were exchanged between England and America, and England and Africa;

the frantic appeals of the boys to their parents are interesting only

in the result they effected; which was that the boys were to go by

themselves, Tarzan of the Apes having promised to meet them at the end

of the railway with fifty of his own Waziri warriors, thus assuring

their safe passage through savage Africa to the far-away home of the

ape-man. And this brings us to the beginning of our story.

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