X. THE ADVENTURE OF THE NOBLE BACHELOR

The Lord St. Simon marriage, and its curious termination, have long

ceased to be a subject of interest in those exalted circles in which

the unfortunate bridegroom moves. Fresh scandals have eclipsed it, and

their more piquant details have drawn the gossips away from this

four-year-old drama. As I have reason to believe, however, that the

full facts have never been revealed to the general public, and as my

friend Sherlock Holmes had a considerable share in clearing the matter

up, I feel that no memoir of him would be complete without some little

sketch of this remarkable episode.

It was a few weeks before my own marriage, during the days when I was

still sharing rooms with Holmes in Baker Street, that he came home from

an afternoon stroll to find a letter on the table waiting for him. I

had remained indoors all day, for the weather had taken a sudden turn

to rain, with high autumnal winds, and the jezail bullet which I had

brought back in one of my limbs as a relic of my Afghan campaign

throbbed with dull persistence. With my body in one easy-chair and my

legs upon another, I had surrounded myself with a cloud of newspapers

until at last, saturated with the news of the day, I tossed them all

aside and lay listless, watching the huge crest and monogram upon the

envelope upon the table and wondering lazily who my friend’s noble

correspondent could be.

“Here is a very fashionable epistle,” I remarked as he entered. “Your

morning letters, if I remember right, were from a fish-monger and a

tide-waiter.”

“Yes, my correspondence has certainly the charm of variety,” he

answered, smiling, “and the humbler are usually the more interesting.

This looks like one of those unwelcome social summonses which call upon

a man either to be bored or to lie.”

He broke the seal and glanced over the contents.

“Oh, come, it may prove to be something of interest, after all.”

“Not social, then?”

“No, distinctly professional.”

“And from a noble client?”

“One of the highest in England.”

“My dear fellow, I congratulate you.”

“I assure you, Watson, without affectation, that the status of my

client is a matter of less moment to me than the interest of his case.

It is just possible, however, that that also may not be wanting in this

new investigation. You have been reading the papers diligently of late,

have you not?”

“It looks like it,” said I ruefully, pointing to a huge bundle in the

corner. “I have had nothing else to do.”

“It is fortunate, for you will perhaps be able to post me up. I read

nothing except the criminal news and the agony column. The latter is

always instructive. But if you have followed recent events so closely

you must have read about Lord St. Simon and his wedding?”

“Oh, yes, with the deepest interest.”

“That is well. The letter which I hold in my hand is from Lord St.

Simon. I will read it to you, and in return you must turn over these

papers and let me have whatever bears upon the matter. This is what he

says:

“‘MY DEAR MR. SHERLOCK HOLMES,—Lord Backwater tells me that I may

place implicit reliance upon your judgment and discretion. I have

determined, therefore, to call upon you and to consult you in

reference to the very painful event which has occurred in

connection with my wedding. Mr. Lestrade, of Scotland Yard, is

acting already in the matter, but he assures me that he sees no

objection to your co-operation, and that he even thinks that it

might be of some assistance. I will call at four o’clock in the

afternoon, and, should you have any other engagement at that time,

I hope that you will postpone it, as this matter is of paramount

importance. Yours faithfully,

“‘ROBERT ST. SIMON.’

“It is dated from Grosvenor Mansions, written with a quill pen, and the

noble lord has had the misfortune to get a smear of ink upon the outer

side of his right little finger,” remarked Holmes as he folded up the

epistle.

“He says four o’clock. It is three now. He will be here in an hour.”

“Then I have just time, with your assistance, to get clear upon the

subject. Turn over those papers and arrange the extracts in their order

of time, while I take a glance as to who our client is.” He picked a

red-covered volume from a line of books of reference beside the

mantelpiece. “Here he is,” said he, sitting down and flattening it out

upon his knee. “‘Lord Robert Walsingham de Vere St. Simon, second son

of the Duke of Balmoral.’ Hum! ‘Arms: Azure, three caltrops in chief

over a fess sable. Born in 1846.’ He’s forty-one years of age, which is

mature for marriage. Was Under-Secretary for the colonies in a late

administration. The Duke, his father, was at one time Secretary for

Foreign Affairs. They inherit Plantagenet blood by direct descent, and

Tudor on the distaff side. Ha! Well, there is nothing very instructive

in all this. I think that I must turn to you Watson, for something more

solid.”

“I have very little difficulty in finding what I want,” said I, “for

the facts are quite recent, and the matter struck me as remarkable. I

feared to refer them to you, however, as I knew that you had an inquiry

on hand and that you disliked the intrusion of other matters.”

“Oh, you mean the little problem of the Grosvenor Square furniture van.

That is quite cleared up now—though, indeed, it was obvious from the

first. Pray give me the results of your newspaper selections.”

“Here is the first notice which I can find. It is in the personal

column of the _Morning Post_, and dates, as you see, some weeks back:

‘A marriage has been arranged,’ it says, ‘and will, if rumour is

correct, very shortly take place, between Lord Robert St. Simon, second

son of the Duke of Balmoral, and Miss Hatty Doran, the only daughter of

Aloysius Doran. Esq., of San Francisco, Cal., U.S.A.’ That is all.”

“Terse and to the point,” remarked Holmes, stretching his long, thin

legs towards the fire.

“There was a paragraph amplifying this in one of the society papers of

the same week. Ah, here it is: ‘There will soon be a call for

protection in the marriage market, for the present free-trade

principle appears to tell heavily against our home product. One by one

the management of the noble houses of Great Britain is passing into the

hands of our fair cousins from across the Atlantic. An important

addition has been made during the last week to the list of the prizes

which have been borne away by these charming invaders. Lord St. Simon,

who has shown himself for over twenty years proof against the little

god’s arrows, has now definitely announced his approaching marriage

with Miss Hatty Doran, the fascinating daughter of a California

millionaire. Miss Doran, whose graceful figure and striking face

attracted much attention at the Westbury House festivities, is an only

child, and it is currently reported that her dowry will run to

considerably over the six figures, with expectancies for the future. As

it is an open secret that the Duke of Balmoral has been compelled to

sell his pictures within the last few years, and as Lord St. Simon has

no property of his own save the small estate of Birchmoor, it is

obvious that the Californian heiress is not the only gainer by an

alliance which will enable her to make the easy and common transition

from a Republican lady to a British peeress.’”

“Anything else?” asked Holmes, yawning.

“Oh, yes; plenty. Then there is another note in the _Morning Post_ to

say that the marriage would be an absolutely quiet one, that it would

be at St. George’s, Hanover Square, that only half a dozen intimate

friends would be invited, and that the party would return to the

furnished house at Lancaster Gate which has been taken by Mr. Aloysius

Doran. Two days later—that is, on Wednesday last—there is a curt

announcement that the wedding had taken place, and that the honeymoon

would be passed at Lord Backwater’s place, near Petersfield. Those are

all the notices which appeared before the disappearance of the bride.”

“Before the what?” asked Holmes with a start.

“The vanishing of the lady.”

“When did she vanish, then?”

“At the wedding breakfast.”

“Indeed. This is more interesting than it promised to be; quite

dramatic, in fact.”

“Yes; it struck me as being a little out of the common.”

“They often vanish before the ceremony, and occasionally during the

honeymoon; but I cannot call to mind anything quite so prompt as this.

Pray let me have the details.”

“I warn you that they are very incomplete.”

“Perhaps we may make them less so.”

“Such as they are, they are set forth in a single article of a morning

paper of yesterday, which I will read to you. It is headed, ‘Singular

Occurrence at a Fashionable Wedding’:

“‘The family of Lord Robert St. Simon has been thrown into the greatest

consternation by the strange and painful episodes which have taken

place in connection with his wedding. The ceremony, as shortly

announced in the papers of yesterday, occurred on the previous morning;

but it is only now that it has been possible to confirm the strange

rumours which have been so persistently floating about. In spite of the

attempts of the friends to hush the matter up, so much public attention

has now been drawn to it that no good purpose can be served by

affecting to disregard what is a common subject for conversation.

“‘The ceremony, which was performed at St. George’s, Hanover Square,

was a very quiet one, no one being present save the father of the

bride, Mr. Aloysius Doran, the Duchess of Balmoral, Lord Backwater,

Lord Eustace and Lady Clara St. Simon (the younger brother and sister

of the bridegroom), and Lady Alicia Whittington. The whole party

proceeded afterwards to the house of Mr. Aloysius Doran, at Lancaster

Gate, where breakfast had been prepared. It appears that some little

trouble was caused by a woman, whose name has not been ascertained, who

endeavoured to force her way into the house after the bridal party,

alleging that she had some claim upon Lord St. Simon. It was only after

a painful and prolonged scene that she was ejected by the butler and

the footman. The bride, who had fortunately entered the house before

this unpleasant interruption, had sat down to breakfast with the rest,

when she complained of a sudden indisposition and retired to her room.

Her prolonged absence having caused some comment, her father followed

her, but learned from her maid that she had only come up to her chamber

for an instant, caught up an ulster and bonnet, and hurried down to the

passage. One of the footmen declared that he had seen a lady leave the

house thus apparelled, but had refused to credit that it was his

mistress, believing her to be with the company. On ascertaining that

his daughter had disappeared, Mr. Aloysius Doran, in conjunction with

the bridegroom, instantly put themselves in communication with the

police, and very energetic inquiries are being made, which will

probably result in a speedy clearing up of this very singular business.

Up to a late hour last night, however, nothing had transpired as to the

whereabouts of the missing lady. There are rumours of foul play in the

matter, and it is said that the police have caused the arrest of the

woman who had caused the original disturbance, in the belief that, from

jealousy or some other motive, she may have been concerned in the

strange disappearance of the bride.’”

“And is that all?”

“Only one little item in another of the morning papers, but it is a

suggestive one.”

“And it is—”

“That Miss Flora Millar, the lady who had caused the disturbance, has

actually been arrested. It appears that she was formerly a _danseuse_

at the Allegro, and that she has known the bridegroom for some years.

There are no further particulars, and the whole case is in your hands

now—so far as it has been set forth in the public press.”

“And an exceedingly interesting case it appears to be. I would not have

missed it for worlds. But there is a ring at the bell, Watson, and as

the clock makes it a few minutes after four, I have no doubt that this

will prove to be our noble client. Do not dream of going, Watson, for I

very much prefer having a witness, if only as a check to my own

memory.”

“Lord Robert St. Simon,” announced our page-boy, throwing open the

door. A gentleman entered, with a pleasant, cultured face, high-nosed

and pale, with something perhaps of petulance about the mouth, and with

the steady, well-opened eye of a man whose pleasant lot it had ever

been to command and to be obeyed. His manner was brisk, and yet his

general appearance gave an undue impression of age, for he had a slight

forward stoop and a little bend of the knees as he walked. His hair,

too, as he swept off his very curly-brimmed hat, was grizzled round the

edges and thin upon the top. As to his dress, it was careful to the

verge of foppishness, with high collar, black frock-coat, white

waistcoat, yellow gloves, patent-leather shoes, and light-coloured

gaiters. He advanced slowly into the room, turning his head from left

to right, and swinging in his right hand the cord which held his golden

eyeglasses.

“Good-day, Lord St. Simon,” said Holmes, rising and bowing. “Pray take

the basket-chair. This is my friend and colleague, Dr. Watson. Draw up

a little to the fire, and we will talk this matter over.”

“A most painful matter to me, as you can most readily imagine, Mr.

Holmes. I have been cut to the quick. I understand that you have

already managed several delicate cases of this sort, sir, though I

presume that they were hardly from the same class of society.”

“No, I am descending.”

“I beg pardon.”

“My last client of the sort was a king.”

“Oh, really! I had no idea. And which king?”

“The King of Scandinavia.”

“What! Had he lost his wife?”

“You can understand,” said Holmes suavely, “that I extend to the

affairs of my other clients the same secrecy which I promise to you in

yours.”

“Of course! Very right! very right! I’m sure I beg pardon. As to my own

case, I am ready to give you any information which may assist you in

forming an opinion.”

“Thank you. I have already learned all that is in the public prints,

nothing more. I presume that I may take it as correct—this article, for

example, as to the disappearance of the bride.”

Lord St. Simon glanced over it. “Yes, it is correct, as far as it

goes.”

“But it needs a great deal of supplementing before anyone could offer

an opinion. I think that I may arrive at my facts most directly by

questioning you.”

“Pray do so.”

“When did you first meet Miss Hatty Doran?”

“In San Francisco, a year ago.”

“You were travelling in the States?”

“Yes.”

“Did you become engaged then?”

“No.”

“But you were on a friendly footing?”

“I was amused by her society, and she could see that I was amused.”

“Her father is very rich?”

“He is said to be the richest man on the Pacific slope.”

“And how did he make his money?”

“In mining. He had nothing a few years ago. Then he struck gold,

invested it, and came up by leaps and bounds.”

“Now, what is your own impression as to the young lady’s—your wife’s

character?”

The nobleman swung his glasses a little faster and stared down into the

fire. “You see, Mr. Holmes,” said he, “my wife was twenty before her

father became a rich man. During that time she ran free in a mining

camp and wandered through woods or mountains, so that her education has

come from Nature rather than from the schoolmaster. She is what we call

in England a tomboy, with a strong nature, wild and free, unfettered by

any sort of traditions. She is impetuous—volcanic, I was about to say.

She is swift in making up her mind and fearless in carrying out her

resolutions. On the other hand, I would not have given her the name

which I have the honour to bear”—he gave a little stately cough—“had I

not thought her to be at bottom a noble woman. I believe that she is

capable of heroic self-sacrifice and that anything dishonourable would

be repugnant to her.”

“Have you her photograph?”

“I brought this with me.” He opened a locket and showed us the full

face of a very lovely woman. It was not a photograph but an ivory

miniature, and the artist had brought out the full effect of the

lustrous black hair, the large dark eyes, and the exquisite mouth.

Holmes gazed long and earnestly at it. Then he closed the locket and

handed it back to Lord St. Simon.

“The young lady came to London, then, and you renewed your

acquaintance?”

“Yes, her father brought her over for this last London season. I met

her several times, became engaged to her, and have now married her.”

“She brought, I understand, a considerable dowry?”

“A fair dowry. Not more than is usual in my family.”

“And this, of course, remains to you, since the marriage is a _fait

accompli_?”

“I really have made no inquiries on the subject.”

“Very naturally not. Did you see Miss Doran on the day before the

wedding?”

“Yes.”

“Was she in good spirits?”

“Never better. She kept talking of what we should do in our future

lives.”

“Indeed! That is very interesting. And on the morning of the wedding?”

“She was as bright as possible—at least until after the ceremony.”

“And did you observe any change in her then?”

“Well, to tell the truth, I saw then the first signs that I had ever

seen that her temper was just a little sharp. The incident however, was

too trivial to relate and can have no possible bearing upon the case.”

“Pray let us have it, for all that.”

“Oh, it is childish. She dropped her bouquet as we went towards the

vestry. She was passing the front pew at the time, and it fell over

into the pew. There was a moment’s delay, but the gentleman in the pew

handed it up to her again, and it did not appear to be the worse for

the fall. Yet when I spoke to her of the matter, she answered me

abruptly; and in the carriage, on our way home, she seemed absurdly

agitated over this trifling cause.”

“Indeed! You say that there was a gentleman in the pew. Some of the

general public were present, then?”

“Oh, yes. It is impossible to exclude them when the church is open.”

“This gentleman was not one of your wife’s friends?”

“No, no; I call him a gentleman by courtesy, but he was quite a

common-looking person. I hardly noticed his appearance. But really I

think that we are wandering rather far from the point.”

“Lady St. Simon, then, returned from the wedding in a less cheerful

frame of mind than she had gone to it. What did she do on re-entering

her father’s house?”

“I saw her in conversation with her maid.”

“And who is her maid?”

“Alice is her name. She is an American and came from California with

her.”

“A confidential servant?”

“A little too much so. It seemed to me that her mistress allowed her to

take great liberties. Still, of course, in America they look upon these

things in a different way.”

“How long did she speak to this Alice?”

“Oh, a few minutes. I had something else to think of.”

“You did not overhear what they said?”

“Lady St. Simon said something about ‘jumping a claim.’ She was

accustomed to use slang of the kind. I have no idea what she meant.”

“American slang is very expressive sometimes. And what did your wife do

when she finished speaking to her maid?”

“She walked into the breakfast-room.”

“On your arm?”

“No, alone. She was very independent in little matters like that. Then,

after we had sat down for ten minutes or so, she rose hurriedly,

muttered some words of apology, and left the room. She never came

back.”

“But this maid, Alice, as I understand, deposes that she went to her

room, covered her bride’s dress with a long ulster, put on a bonnet,

and went out.”

“Quite so. And she was afterwards seen walking into Hyde Park in

company with Flora Millar, a woman who is now in custody, and who had

already made a disturbance at Mr. Doran’s house that morning.”

“Ah, yes. I should like a few particulars as to this young lady, and

your relations to her.”

Lord St. Simon shrugged his shoulders and raised his eyebrows. “We have

been on a friendly footing for some years—I may say on a _very_

friendly footing. She used to be at the Allegro. I have not treated her

ungenerously, and she had no just cause of complaint against me, but

you know what women are, Mr. Holmes. Flora was a dear little thing, but

exceedingly hot-headed and devotedly attached to me. She wrote me

dreadful letters when she heard that I was about to be married, and, to

tell the truth, the reason why I had the marriage celebrated so quietly

was that I feared lest there might be a scandal in the church. She came

to Mr. Doran’s door just after we returned, and she endeavoured to push

her way in, uttering very abusive expressions towards my wife, and even

threatening her, but I had foreseen the possibility of something of the

sort, and I had two police fellows there in private clothes, who soon

pushed her out again. She was quiet when she saw that there was no good

in making a row.”

“Did your wife hear all this?”

“No, thank goodness, she did not.”

“And she was seen walking with this very woman afterwards?”

“Yes. That is what Mr. Lestrade, of Scotland Yard, looks upon as so

serious. It is thought that Flora decoyed my wife out and laid some

terrible trap for her.”

“Well, it is a possible supposition.”

“You think so, too?”

“I did not say a probable one. But you do not yourself look upon this

as likely?”

“I do not think Flora would hurt a fly.”

“Still, jealousy is a strange transformer of characters. Pray what is

your own theory as to what took place?”

“Well, really, I came to seek a theory, not to propound one. I have

given you all the facts. Since you ask me, however, I may say that it

has occurred to me as possible that the excitement of this affair, the

consciousness that she had made so immense a social stride, had the

effect of causing some little nervous disturbance in my wife.”

“In short, that she had become suddenly deranged?”

“Well, really, when I consider that she has turned her back—I will not

say upon me, but upon so much that many have aspired to without

success—I can hardly explain it in any other fashion.”

“Well, certainly that is also a conceivable hypothesis,” said Holmes,

smiling. “And now, Lord St. Simon, I think that I have nearly all my

data. May I ask whether you were seated at the breakfast-table so that

you could see out of the window?”

“We could see the other side of the road and the Park.”

“Quite so. Then I do not think that I need to detain you longer. I

shall communicate with you.”

“Should you be fortunate enough to solve this problem,” said our

client, rising.

“I have solved it.”

“Eh? What was that?”

“I say that I have solved it.”

“Where, then, is my wife?”

“That is a detail which I shall speedily supply.”

Lord St. Simon shook his head. “I am afraid that it will take wiser

heads than yours or mine,” he remarked, and bowing in a stately,

old-fashioned manner he departed.

“It is very good of Lord St. Simon to honour my head by putting it on a

level with his own,” said Sherlock Holmes, laughing. “I think that I

shall have a whisky and soda and a cigar after all this

cross-questioning. I had formed my conclusions as to the case before

our client came into the room.”

“My dear Holmes!”

“I have notes of several similar cases, though none, as I remarked

before, which were quite as prompt. My whole examination served to turn

my conjecture into a certainty. Circumstantial evidence is occasionally

very convincing, as when you find a trout in the milk, to quote

Thoreau’s example.”

“But I have heard all that you have heard.”

“Without, however, the knowledge of pre-existing cases which serves me

so well. There was a parallel instance in Aberdeen some years back, and

something on very much the same lines at Munich the year after the

Franco-Prussian War. It is one of these cases—but, hullo, here is

Lestrade! Good-afternoon, Lestrade! You will find an extra tumbler upon

the sideboard, and there are cigars in the box.”

The official detective was attired in a pea-jacket and cravat, which

gave him a decidedly nautical appearance, and he carried a black canvas

bag in his hand. With a short greeting he seated himself and lit the

cigar which had been offered to him.

“What’s up, then?” asked Holmes with a twinkle in his eye. “You look

dissatisfied.”

“And I feel dissatisfied. It is this infernal St. Simon marriage case.

I can make neither head nor tail of the business.”

“Really! You surprise me.”

“Who ever heard of such a mixed affair? Every clue seems to slip

through my fingers. I have been at work upon it all day.”

“And very wet it seems to have made you,” said Holmes laying his hand

upon the arm of the pea-jacket.

“Yes, I have been dragging the Serpentine.”

“In Heaven’s name, what for?”

“In search of the body of Lady St. Simon.”

Sherlock Holmes leaned back in his chair and laughed heartily.

“Have you dragged the basin of Trafalgar Square fountain?” he asked.

“Why? What do you mean?”

“Because you have just as good a chance of finding this lady in the one

as in the other.”

Lestrade shot an angry glance at my companion. “I suppose you know all

about it,” he snarled.

“Well, I have only just heard the facts, but my mind is made up.”

“Oh, indeed! Then you think that the Serpentine plays no part in the

matter?”

“I think it very unlikely.”

“Then perhaps you will kindly explain how it is that we found this in

it?” He opened his bag as he spoke, and tumbled onto the floor a

wedding-dress of watered silk, a pair of white satin shoes and a

bride’s wreath and veil, all discoloured and soaked in water. “There,”

said he, putting a new wedding-ring upon the top of the pile. “There is

a little nut for you to crack, Master Holmes.”

“Oh, indeed!” said my friend, blowing blue rings into the air. “You

dragged them from the Serpentine?”

“No. They were found floating near the margin by a park-keeper. They

have been identified as her clothes, and it seemed to me that if the

clothes were there the body would not be far off.”

“By the same brilliant reasoning, every man’s body is to be found in

the neighbourhood of his wardrobe. And pray what did you hope to arrive

at through this?”

“At some evidence implicating Flora Millar in the disappearance.”

“I am afraid that you will find it difficult.”

“Are you, indeed, now?” cried Lestrade with some bitterness. “I am

afraid, Holmes, that you are not very practical with your deductions

and your inferences. You have made two blunders in as many minutes.

This dress does implicate Miss Flora Millar.”

“And how?”

“In the dress is a pocket. In the pocket is a card-case. In the

card-case is a note. And here is the very note.” He slapped it down

upon the table in front of him. “Listen to this: ‘You will see me when

all is ready. Come at once. F. H. M.’ Now my theory all along has been

that Lady St. Simon was decoyed away by Flora Millar, and that she,

with confederates, no doubt, was responsible for her disappearance.

Here, signed with her initials, is the very note which was no doubt

quietly slipped into her hand at the door and which lured her within

their reach.”

“Very good, Lestrade,” said Holmes, laughing. “You really are very fine

indeed. Let me see it.” He took up the paper in a listless way, but his

attention instantly became riveted, and he gave a little cry of

satisfaction. “This is indeed important,” said he.

“Ha! you find it so?”

“Extremely so. I congratulate you warmly.”

Lestrade rose in his triumph and bent his head to look. “Why,” he

shrieked, “you’re looking at the wrong side!”

“On the contrary, this is the right side.”

“The right side? You’re mad! Here is the note written in pencil over

here.”

“And over here is what appears to be the fragment of a hotel bill,

which interests me deeply.”

“There’s nothing in it. I looked at it before,” said Lestrade. “‘Oct.

4th, rooms 8_s_., breakfast 2_s_. 6_d_., cocktail 1_s_., lunch 2_s_.

6_d_., glass sherry, 8_d_.’ I see nothing in that.”

“Very likely not. It is most important, all the same. As to the note,

it is important also, or at least the initials are, so I congratulate

you again.”

“I’ve wasted time enough,” said Lestrade, rising. “I believe in hard

work and not in sitting by the fire spinning fine theories. Good-day,

Mr. Holmes, and we shall see which gets to the bottom of the matter

first.” He gathered up the garments, thrust them into the bag, and made

for the door.

“Just one hint to you, Lestrade,” drawled Holmes before his rival

vanished; “I will tell you the true solution of the matter. Lady St.

Simon is a myth. There is not, and there never has been, any such

person.”

Lestrade looked sadly at my companion. Then he turned to me, tapped his

forehead three times, shook his head solemnly, and hurried away.

He had hardly shut the door behind him when Holmes rose to put on his

overcoat. “There is something in what the fellow says about outdoor

work,” he remarked, “so I think, Watson, that I must leave you to your

papers for a little.”

It was after five o’clock when Sherlock Holmes left me, but I had no

time to be lonely, for within an hour there arrived a confectioner’s

man with a very large flat box. This he unpacked with the help of a

youth whom he had brought with him, and presently, to my very great

astonishment, a quite epicurean little cold supper began to be laid out

upon our humble lodging-house mahogany. There were a couple of brace of

cold woodcock, a pheasant, a _pâté de foie gras_ pie with a group of

ancient and cobwebby bottles. Having laid out all these luxuries, my

two visitors vanished away, like the genii of the Arabian Nights, with

no explanation save that the things had been paid for and were ordered

to this address.

Just before nine o’clock Sherlock Holmes stepped briskly into the room.

His features were gravely set, but there was a light in his eye which

made me think that he had not been disappointed in his conclusions.

“They have laid the supper, then,” he said, rubbing his hands.

“You seem to expect company. They have laid for five.”

“Yes, I fancy we may have some company dropping in,” said he. “I am

surprised that Lord St. Simon has not already arrived. Ha! I fancy that

I hear his step now upon the stairs.”

It was indeed our visitor of the afternoon who came bustling in,

dangling his glasses more vigorously than ever, and with a very

perturbed expression upon his aristocratic features.

“My messenger reached you, then?” asked Holmes.

“Yes, and I confess that the contents startled me beyond measure. Have

you good authority for what you say?”

“The best possible.”

Lord St. Simon sank into a chair and passed his hand over his forehead.

“What will the Duke say,” he murmured, “when he hears that one of the

family has been subjected to such humiliation?”

“It is the purest accident. I cannot allow that there is any

humiliation.”

“Ah, you look on these things from another standpoint.”

“I fail to see that anyone is to blame. I can hardly see how the lady

could have acted otherwise, though her abrupt method of doing it was

undoubtedly to be regretted. Having no mother, she had no one to advise

her at such a crisis.”

“It was a slight, sir, a public slight,” said Lord St. Simon, tapping

his fingers upon the table.

“You must make allowance for this poor girl, placed in so unprecedented

a position.”

“I will make no allowance. I am very angry indeed, and I have been

shamefully used.”

“I think that I heard a ring,” said Holmes. “Yes, there are steps on

the landing. If I cannot persuade you to take a lenient view of the

matter, Lord St. Simon, I have brought an advocate here who may be more

successful.” He opened the door and ushered in a lady and gentleman.

“Lord St. Simon,” said he “allow me to introduce you to Mr. and Mrs.

Francis Hay Moulton. The lady, I think, you have already met.”

At the sight of these newcomers our client had sprung from his seat and

stood very erect, with his eyes cast down and his hand thrust into the

breast of his frock-coat, a picture of offended dignity. The lady had

taken a quick step forward and had held out her hand to him, but he

still refused to raise his eyes. It was as well for his resolution,

perhaps, for her pleading face was one which it was hard to resist.

“You’re angry, Robert,” said she. “Well, I guess you have every cause

to be.”

“Pray make no apology to me,” said Lord St. Simon bitterly.

“Oh, yes, I know that I have treated you real bad and that I should

have spoken to you before I went; but I was kind of rattled, and from

the time when I saw Frank here again I just didn’t know what I was

doing or saying. I only wonder I didn’t fall down and do a faint right

there before the altar.”

“Perhaps, Mrs. Moulton, you would like my friend and me to leave the

room while you explain this matter?”

“If I may give an opinion,” remarked the strange gentleman, “we’ve had

just a little too much secrecy over this business already. For my part,

I should like all Europe and America to hear the rights of it.” He was

a small, wiry, sunburnt man, clean-shaven, with a sharp face and alert

manner.

“Then I’ll tell our story right away,” said the lady. “Frank here and I

met in ’84, in McQuire’s camp, near the Rockies, where Pa was working a

claim. We were engaged to each other, Frank and I; but then one day

father struck a rich pocket and made a pile, while poor Frank here had

a claim that petered out and came to nothing. The richer Pa grew the

poorer was Frank; so at last Pa wouldn’t hear of our engagement lasting

any longer, and he took me away to ’Frisco. Frank wouldn’t throw up his

hand, though; so he followed me there, and he saw me without Pa knowing

anything about it. It would only have made him mad to know, so we just

fixed it all up for ourselves. Frank said that he would go and make his

pile, too, and never come back to claim me until he had as much as Pa.

So then I promised to wait for him to the end of time and pledged

myself not to marry anyone else while he lived. ‘Why shouldn’t we be

married right away, then,’ said he, ‘and then I will feel sure of you;

and I won’t claim to be your husband until I come back?’ Well, we

talked it over, and he had fixed it all up so nicely, with a clergyman

all ready in waiting, that we just did it right there; and then Frank

went off to seek his fortune, and I went back to Pa.

“The next I heard of Frank was that he was in Montana, and then he went

prospecting in Arizona, and then I heard of him from New Mexico. After

that came a long newspaper story about how a miners’ camp had been

attacked by Apache Indians, and there was my Frank’s name among the

killed. I fainted dead away, and I was very sick for months after. Pa

thought I had a decline and took me to half the doctors in ’Frisco. Not

a word of news came for a year and more, so that I never doubted that

Frank was really dead. Then Lord St. Simon came to ’Frisco, and we came

to London, and a marriage was arranged, and Pa was very pleased, but I

felt all the time that no man on this earth would ever take the place

in my heart that had been given to my poor Frank.

“Still, if I had married Lord St. Simon, of course I’d have done my

duty by him. We can’t command our love, but we can our actions. I went

to the altar with him with the intention to make him just as good a

wife as it was in me to be. But you may imagine what I felt when, just

as I came to the altar rails, I glanced back and saw Frank standing and

looking at me out of the first pew. I thought it was his ghost at

first; but when I looked again there he was still, with a kind of

question in his eyes, as if to ask me whether I were glad or sorry to

see him. I wonder I didn’t drop. I know that everything was turning

round, and the words of the clergyman were just like the buzz of a bee

in my ear. I didn’t know what to do. Should I stop the service and make

a scene in the church? I glanced at him again, and he seemed to know

what I was thinking, for he raised his finger to his lips to tell me to

be still. Then I saw him scribble on a piece of paper, and I knew that

he was writing me a note. As I passed his pew on the way out I dropped

my bouquet over to him, and he slipped the note into my hand when he

returned me the flowers. It was only a line asking me to join him when

he made the sign to me to do so. Of course I never doubted for a moment

that my first duty was now to him, and I determined to do just whatever

he might direct.

“When I got back I told my maid, who had known him in California, and

had always been his friend. I ordered her to say nothing, but to get a

few things packed and my ulster ready. I know I ought to have spoken to

Lord St. Simon, but it was dreadful hard before his mother and all

those great people. I just made up my mind to run away and explain

afterwards. I hadn’t been at the table ten minutes before I saw Frank

out of the window at the other side of the road. He beckoned to me and

then began walking into the Park. I slipped out, put on my things, and

followed him. Some woman came talking something or other about Lord St.

Simon to me—seemed to me from the little I heard as if he had a little

secret of his own before marriage also—but I managed to get away from

her and soon overtook Frank. We got into a cab together, and away we

drove to some lodgings he had taken in Gordon Square, and that was my

true wedding after all those years of waiting. Frank had been a

prisoner among the Apaches, had escaped, came on to ’Frisco, found that

I had given him up for dead and had gone to England, followed me there,

and had come upon me at last on the very morning of my second wedding.”

“I saw it in a paper,” explained the American. “It gave the name and

the church but not where the lady lived.”

“Then we had a talk as to what we should do, and Frank was all for

openness, but I was so ashamed of it all that I felt as if I should

like to vanish away and never see any of them again—just sending a line

to Pa, perhaps, to show him that I was alive. It was awful to me to

think of all those lords and ladies sitting round that breakfast-table

and waiting for me to come back. So Frank took my wedding-clothes and

things and made a bundle of them, so that I should not be traced, and

dropped them away somewhere where no one could find them. It is likely

that we should have gone on to Paris to-morrow, only that this good

gentleman, Mr. Holmes, came round to us this evening, though how he

found us is more than I can think, and he showed us very clearly and

kindly that I was wrong and that Frank was right, and that we should be

putting ourselves in the wrong if we were so secret. Then he offered to

give us a chance of talking to Lord St. Simon alone, and so we came

right away round to his rooms at once. Now, Robert, you have heard it

all, and I am very sorry if I have given you pain, and I hope that you

do not think very meanly of me.”

Lord St. Simon had by no means relaxed his rigid attitude, but had

listened with a frowning brow and a compressed lip to this long

narrative.

“Excuse me,” he said, “but it is not my custom to discuss my most

intimate personal affairs in this public manner.”

“Then you won’t forgive me? You won’t shake hands before I go?”

“Oh, certainly, if it would give you any pleasure.” He put out his hand

and coldly grasped that which she extended to him.

“I had hoped,” suggested Holmes, “that you would have joined us in a

friendly supper.”

“I think that there you ask a little too much,” responded his Lordship.

“I may be forced to acquiesce in these recent developments, but I can

hardly be expected to make merry over them. I think that with your

permission I will now wish you all a very good-night.” He included us

all in a sweeping bow and stalked out of the room.

“Then I trust that you at least will honour me with your company,” said

Sherlock Holmes. “It is always a joy to meet an American, Mr. Moulton,

for I am one of those who believe that the folly of a monarch and the

blundering of a minister in far-gone years will not prevent our

children from being some day citizens of the same world-wide country

under a flag which shall be a quartering of the Union Jack with the

Stars and Stripes.”

“The case has been an interesting one,” remarked Holmes when our

visitors had left us, “because it serves to show very clearly how

simple the explanation may be of an affair which at first sight seems

to be almost inexplicable. Nothing could be more natural than the

sequence of events as narrated by this lady, and nothing stranger than

the result when viewed, for instance, by Mr. Lestrade of Scotland

Yard.”

“You were not yourself at fault at all, then?”

“From the first, two facts were very obvious to me, the one that the

lady had been quite willing to undergo the wedding ceremony, the other

that she had repented of it within a few minutes of returning home.

Obviously something had occurred during the morning, then, to cause her

to change her mind. What could that something be? She could not have

spoken to anyone when she was out, for she had been in the company of

the bridegroom. Had she seen someone, then? If she had, it must be

someone from America because she had spent so short a time in this

country that she could hardly have allowed anyone to acquire so deep an

influence over her that the mere sight of him would induce her to

change her plans so completely. You see we have already arrived, by a

process of exclusion, at the idea that she might have seen an American.

Then who could this American be, and why should he possess so much

influence over her? It might be a lover; it might be a husband. Her

young womanhood had, I knew, been spent in rough scenes and under

strange conditions. So far I had got before I ever heard Lord St.

Simon’s narrative. When he told us of a man in a pew, of the change in

the bride’s manner, of so transparent a device for obtaining a note as

the dropping of a bouquet, of her resort to her confidential maid, and

of her very significant allusion to claim-jumping—which in miners’

parlance means taking possession of that which another person has a

prior claim to—the whole situation became absolutely clear. She had

gone off with a man, and the man was either a lover or was a previous

husband—the chances being in favour of the latter.”

“And how in the world did you find them?”

“It might have been difficult, but friend Lestrade held information in

his hands the value of which he did not himself know. The initials

were, of course, of the highest importance, but more valuable still was

it to know that within a week he had settled his bill at one of the

most select London hotels.”

“How did you deduce the select?”

“By the select prices. Eight shillings for a bed and eightpence for a

glass of sherry pointed to one of the most expensive hotels. There are

not many in London which charge at that rate. In the second one which I

visited in Northumberland Avenue, I learned by an inspection of the

book that Francis H. Moulton, an American gentleman, had left only the

day before, and on looking over the entries against him, I came upon

the very items which I had seen in the duplicate bill. His letters were

to be forwarded to 226 Gordon Square; so thither I travelled, and being

fortunate enough to find the loving couple at home, I ventured to give

them some paternal advice and to point out to them that it would be

better in every way that they should make their position a little

clearer both to the general public and to Lord St. Simon in particular.

I invited them to meet him here, and, as you see, I made him keep the

appointment.”

“But with no very good result,” I remarked. “His conduct was certainly

not very gracious.”

“Ah, Watson,” said Holmes, smiling, “perhaps you would not be very

gracious either, if, after all the trouble of wooing and wedding, you

found yourself deprived in an instant of wife and of fortune. I think

that we may judge Lord St. Simon very mercifully and thank our stars

that we are never likely to find ourselves in the same position. Draw

your chair up and hand me my violin, for the only problem we have still

to solve is how to while away these bleak autumnal evenings.”

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