CHAPTER XXVI.

FRANK TURNS THE TABLES.

Frank Merriwell’s “athletic spread” at the New Haven House was a great

success. Probably never before had there been given such a supper in the

“College City,” for meat or fish in any form was not served. The hearty

food consisted of eggs and nuts prepared in the most tempting manner, so

that it was sometimes impossible to tell what a dish consisted of before

tasting it.

Fruits of all sorts abounded, there being great heaps of bananas,

grapes, oranges, and things tempting to the eye as well as the palate.

There were no pies, cakes, nor pastry of any sort on the table. Fresh

strawberries in abundance were supplied. Whole wheat bread, corn bread,

and rye bread might be had to any amount. The liquid refreshments

consisted of pure water, milk, or “coffee” made from browned barley. In

fact, it was a “vegetarian” banquet, but never had any one present

relished a feast more than they did that one.

“So help me,” said Jack Ready blandly, “I never supposed vegetarian

cranks had so many good, hearty things to live on. I always imagined

them as blue-nosed, pinched, and nearly starved to death. A man couldn’t

starve on this variety of stuff if he tried. Anyhow, if he could, I’d be

willing to starve on it a while.”

“Mum-mum-me, too, b’gosh,” agreed Joe Gamp. “I ain’t never had such a

sus-sus-slappin’ good time eatin’ sence I came down here to

cuc-cuc-college.”

“Out on a ranch,” said Berlin Carson, “we can’t get all these things to

eat, and we have to live on beef.”

“I believe,” put in Greg Carker solemnly, “that along with the coming

social revolution will come a revolution in eating.”

“Oh, don’t you hear the earthquakes?” shouted a dozen fellows, in

chorus, and Carker’s jaws came together with a snap.

“That’s too bad!” said Jim Hooker sympathetically. “A fellow ought to

have a right to air his views occasionally.”

“But not to air his earthquake at a social function like this,” said

Ready. “I have no use for earthquakes at a dinner. Give me grub,

instead!”

“Good Lord!” muttered Browning to his nearest neighbor on the right, who

happened to be Hock Mason. “If I eat any more, I shall explode, and

still this stuff don’t seem to give me that stuffed feeling I get when I

fill up on roast beef, or meat of any kind.”

“That’s right, sah,” nodded the youth from South Carolina. “This supper

has been a revelation to me, for I never knew before how many good

things there were outside meat diet.”

“If a fellow could lose flesh on such feed, it might be a good thing for

me,” put in Ralph Bingham.

“Where are the smokes to follow it?” inquired Bert Dashleigh, looking

round. “A banquet is never complete without cigars and cigarettes to

follow, while the speeches are being made.”

“Gentlemen,” said Frank, “I think we will dispense with tobacco

to-night, just as we have dispensed with its twin poison, alcohol. If we

do so, I think none of us will feel the worse, and to-morrow we’ll all

feel better.”

“But I need a smoke to help me digest my food,” murmured Dashleigh.

“That is where you make a great error,” declared Frank smilingly.

“Smoking does not help you digest your food. The soothing influence of

the narcotic on your nerves gives you the impression that it has helped

you, but it is a false impression, and it has done harm instead of good.

You all know I am not a crank, for I do not go round prating about my

beliefs to everybody I meet and annoying them. I know better, for I

realize that such a course will work more harm than good. Still, when

the right opportunity comes, I am never afraid to speak out and defend

my convictions.”

“Do you believe a strict vegetarian diet is more beneficial than a meat

diet?” asked Mat Mullen.

“I believe we are prone to eat too much meat in these days,” Frank

unhesitatingly replied. “Vegetarians put up a strong argument, and they

often show that abstainers from meat have greater endurance than

meat-eaters. Still, I am not prepared to say that man should abstain

entirely from meat-eating. He has eaten meat since the days when

primeval man hunted the reindeer with his stone spear and flint-headed

arrows. Such being the case, even though nature may not have intended

that he should eat meat, man has become so accustomed to a meat diet

that an abrupt change to vegetarianism might not prove entirely

beneficial.”

“Those are words of wisdom,” said the youth with a hideously scarred

face, who, with Roland Packard at his side, sat at a distance from

Frank.

This was the first time the stranger had seemed to address Merry

directly. Bart Hodge looked at Frank, and he saw a singular smile play

about the corners of Merry’s mouth.

“Friends,” said Merry, rising, “my original plan was to follow this

feast with music and song, but certain things caused me to change my

plans. We have with us to-night a wonderful athlete, who has come here

for the sole purpose of pitting himself against me and bringing about my

downfall.”

Roland Packard gave a gasp of astonishment, while the scar-faced

stranger straightened up rigidly, his eyes fastened on the cool,

handsome youth who was speaking.

“The plan was,” Merry went on, “to take me by surprise, to challenge me

across this table, to force me into tests of strength and skill, and to

show before this assembled party of my select friends that I am in many

ways an impostor—that I am not the athlete I pretend to be. Now,

gentlemen, I have never made any false pretensions. I do not go about

displaying my ability for the sake of winning applause. I never lift

heavy weights in the presence of great crowds. In fact, as far as

possible, I shun all dime-museum tricks. But I have been examined to-day

by an expert, who has pronounced me in perfect form, and, therefore, I

shall meet this wonderful athlete in the presence of you all, if he

wishes to force the test. I have made full preparations for such a

meeting, and I, like the athlete to whom I refer, have not eaten

heartily at this meal. Gentlemen, I think you will not need to leave

your seats to witness this little affair.”

Merry touched a bell, and at the signal a pair of folding doors at one

side of the room rolled back, showing another room, which had been

cleared of furniture. On the floor of that room a huge mat was spread.

Against the farther wall hung a pair of foils, masks, and a set of

boxing-gloves.

There was a buzz of excitement around the table. Truly, this was a

sensation.

“Who the dickens is the great athlete?” gasped Dick Starbright, staring

round.

“Is it a joke?” questioned Bert Dashleigh.

“Bet he has a lot of chorus-girls trip into that room and dance for us!”

grunted Browning.

“Behold!” said Jack Ready. “No man knoweth the things Frank Merriwell

may do! And I’ll guarantee he’ll do any old athlete that bucks up

against him. He’s the real stuff. Trot out your blooming athlete!”

Frank now stepped from the table.

“In a room just off the one adjoining,” he said, “are suits for

wrestling, fencing, or boxing. It will not take us long to dress to

carry out the remainder of this program. Mr. Hawkins, are you ready,

sir?”

His eyes were fastened on the scar-faced youth.

Roland Packard, who was strangely pale, whispered in Hawkins’ ear:

“Remember that you are to injure him some way, so that he will be unable

to pitch any more. He has taken you by surprise, so that you cannot run

him through the shoulder with your own trick rapier, but you ought to be

able to twist that arm or shoulder somehow in wrestling. Don’t underrate

him.”

“You, Roland Packard,” said Frank, “may act as the second of your

friend.”

“Roland Packard?” exclaimed several, in surprise. “Why I thought he was

Oliver!”

Brian Hawkins rose to his feet, his scarred face contorted by a strange

smile, while his bright eyes glittered.

“To a certain extent, Mr. Merriwell,” he said, “you have turned the

tables on me; but the final result will be unaltered. How you tumbled to

the game is something I cannot understand. As you have tumbled to it, I

confess that I am here to defeat you. I did mean to challenge you across

this table, but you got ahead of me. Do you remember me?”

“No.”

“I am Brian Hawkins, and I was at Fardale with you.”

“Hawkins—good Lord!”

Bart Hodge was on his feet, staring at the youth with the scarred face.

“Yes, Hawkins,” nodded the strange athlete. “You remember me, Hodge. We

had some trouble at Fardale, and I believe you came out the victor; but

to-night I will show you that you are no longer in my class by defeating

your friend and superior. I have worked steadily to put myself in

condition to accomplish this design, and the time has come.”

“Oh, say!” cried Jack Ready, “just wait till the little affair is over!

I’ll bet my enormous fortune that you sneak away, with your tail between

your legs, like a whipped dog! Yea, verily! So mote it be, for it’s

bound to ’mote’ so.”

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