MR. MARMADUKE MERRY.
"A warrant for my arrest?" gasped Al, half believing that the sudden
appearance of the stranger was only a joke.
"That's what I said. Now, young fellow, don't you try to resist me, for
it won't work."
"I'm not going to resist you if you really have a warrant," said Al.
"Well, I have, and here it is."
And the stranger produced a document from his pocket.
"What am I accused of?" asked the boy.
The deputy, who evidently felt the importance of his position, produced
a copy of the first number of the Rockton _Bugle_ from his pocket.
Slowly unfolding it, he turned to Al's full-page advertisement, and
said:
"You writ that, didn't you?"
"I did," admitted our hero, promptly.
"Well, that settles it. Come along."
"But hold on," laughed Al. "It isn't a crime in these parts to advertise
a theatrical performance, is it?"
"Yes," replied the deputy, without hesitation, "it is--the way you
advertise."
"What is the matter with my advertisement?" asked the astonished boy.
"You don't know, eh?"
"I certainly do not."
"Well, of course my business here is only to serve the warrant, but I'll
read the advertisement over to you."
"Go ahead," said Al, thinking that there might be a misprint in the
page.
The deputy sheriff read:
"See the New York Comedy Company, Augustus Wattles,
Manager.
"See this great company in 'Loved and Lost.'
"See the real locomotive, under a full head of steam.
"See the real steam yacht.
"See all this.
"But--
"Please don't look at the queer old man in the third
row of the orchestra."
The deputy laid the paper down and glared at his prisoner with a
triumphant air.
"Well?" said Al, greatly puzzled.
"Didn't you write that and cause it to be inserted in the _Bugle_?"
"I did."
"That settles it, then."
"It may settle it for you, but it doesn't for me," said the boy. "What
is the matter with the ad.?"
"You know well enough what the matter is with it."
"I do not. Is it a crime in this town to try to boom a show by any
legitimate means?"
"No; but it is a crime to try to boom it the way you have; it is a
crime here and everywhere else, as you will find out if you try the same
game again in another town."
Here Miss March, who had listened in silence until this moment,
interposed.
"What is the matter, sir?" she cried. "I read the advertisement, and I
am sure there was nothing in it that could offend anyone."
The deputy, who until now had forgotten or neglected to doff his hat,
did so.
"As far as you see, miss," he said, "the ad. is all right."
"Well, what is there--what can there be--that I do not see?" the young
lady cried.
"You are not acquainted in this town, are you, young lady?" the deputy
asked.
"I am not."
"That accounts for it, then. But this young fellow is acquainted here,
and he knew just what he was doing when he wrote that advertisement."
"Yes, I think I did," interposed Al, "But will you please tell me right
now why you are here?"
"I am here in my capacity of deputy sheriff of this county," replied the
official, with dignity, "and also as a personal friend of Mr. Marmaduke
Merry."
"Mr. Marmaduke Merry!" exclaimed Al.
"Yes. No wonder you start and turn pale at the mere mention of that
name."
"But I did not start or turn pale. Who is Mr. Marmaduke Merry?"
"You pretend not to know?"
"I pretend nothing at all; I do not know. I never heard the name of
Marmaduke Merry before in my life."
"This subterfuge will avail you nothing," said the deputy, who was
becoming theatrical. "We know all."
"All what?"
Al could not help laughing, and this evidently angered the overzealous
deputy.
"I am not here to bandy words with you, young man," he said; "I have
already spent too much time in talk."
"That's what I think," smiled Al.
"I'm glad we agree upon that point. Come along."
"I am ready."
"One moment," interposed Miss March. "Won't you please tell me, sir, of
what crime Mr. Allston is accused?"
"I will," the deputy replied, with a look that was very evidently
intended to be languishing. "I can refuse you nothing, miss. He is
accused of holding one of Rockton's most respected citizens up to public
ridicule; and Mr. Marmaduke Merry is the man."
"But," interrupted Al, more bewildered than ever, "haven't I told you
that I never heard of this man, Merry, before?"
"You have told me so--yes."
"Well, I told the truth."
"You will have to convince the court of that."
"But what has my ad. to do with Mr. Merry? His name is not mentioned in
it."
"Ah, that is where your cunning comes in. But doesn't everyone in
Rockton know that for years and years Mr. Merry has always occupied a
seat in the third row of the orchestra at the first performance of a new
play?"
At last Al grasped the situation.
"Oh!" he exclaimed, "that's what you mean?"
"That is what I mean."
"And you think I meant Mr. Merry when I referred to the 'queer old
man'?"
"Of course I do, and so does Mr. Merry."
"Both of you are very much mistaken."
"For your own sake, I hope you will be able to prove that statement."
"Why, I never heard of Mr. Merry until you mentioned his name."
"You have said so several times since I have been here, but I do not
believe you. However, I am not your judge. But if you did not mean Mr.
Merry, whom did you mean?"
"Nobody at all; the old man was only a creation of my imagination."
The deputy coughed, and had the audacity to wink knowingly at Miss
March.
"This is a great tale," he said, "and will be believed, I don't think.
You have got yourself and the local management into a scrape, my lad.
But what could be expected?"
At this moment there was a tap upon the door. "Come in," the actress
cried.
A servant entered.
"A card for you, Miss March."
The young lady took the bit of pasteboard and glanced at it; then she
exclaimed:
"Mr. Marmaduke Merry!"
"Mr. Marmaduke Merry!" echoed the deputy.
"Show him up, please," the actress said.