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A CHARMING FELLOW.
by
FRANCES ELEANOR TROLLOPE,
Author of "Aunt Margaret's Trouble," "Mabel's Progress," etc. etc.
In Three Volumes.
VOL. II.
London:
Chapman and Hall, 193, Piccadilly.
1876.
Charles Dickens and Evans,
Crystal Palace Press.
CHAPTER I.
"So you are to come to Switzerland with us next month, Ancram," said
Miss Kilfinane. She was seated at the piano in Lady Seely's
drawing-room, and Algernon was leaning on the instrument, and idly
turning over a portfolio of music.
"Yes; I hope your serene highness has no objection to that arrangement?"
"It would be of no use my objecting, I suppose!"
"Of none whatever. But it would be unpleasant."
"Oh, you would still go then, whether I liked it or not?"
"I'm afraid the temptation to travel about Europe in your company would
be too strong for me!"
"How silly you are, Ancram!" said Miss Kilfinane, looking up half shyly,
half tenderly. But she met no answering look from Algernon. He had just
come upon a song that he wanted to try, and was drawing it out from
under a heap of others in the portfolio.
"Look here, Castalia," he said, "I wish you would play through this
accompaniment for me. I can't manage it."
It will be seen that Algernon had become familiar enough with Miss
Kilfinane to call her by her Christian-name. And, moreover, he addressed
her in a little tone of authority, as being quite sure she would do what
he asked her.
"This?" she said, taking the song from his hand. "Why do you want to
sing this dull thing? I think Glueck is so dreary! And, besides, it isn't
your style at all."
"Isn't it? What is my style, I wonder?"
"Oh light, lively things are your style."
At the bottom of his mind, perhaps, Algernon thought so too. But it is
often very unpleasant to hear our own secret convictions uttered by
other people; and he did not like to be told that he could not sing
anything more solid than a French chansonette.
"Lady Harriet particularly wishes me to try this thing of Glueck's at her
house next Saturday," he said.
Miss Kilfinane threw down the song pettishly. "Oh, Lady Harriet," she
exclaimed. "I might have known it was her suggestion! She is so full of
nonsense about her classical composers. I think she makes a fool of you,
Ancram. I know it will be a failure if you attempt that song."
"Thank you very much, Miss Kilfinane! And now, having spoken your mind
on the subject, will you kindly play the accompaniment?"
Algernon picked up the piece of music, smoothed it with his hand, placed
it on the desk of the piano, and made a little mocking bow to Castalia.
His serenity and good humour seemed to irritate her. "I'm sick of Lady
Harriet!" she said, querulously, and with a shrug of the shoulders. The
action and the words were so plainly indicative of ill temper, that Lady
Seely, who waddled into the drawing-room at that moment, asked loudly,
"What are you two quarrelling about, eh?"
"Oh, what a shocking idea, my lady! We're not quarrelling at all,"
answered Algernon, raising his eyebrows, and smiling with closed lips.
He rarely showed his teeth when he smiled, which circumstance gave his
mouth an expression of finesse and delicate irony that was peculiar,
and--coupled with the candidly-arched brows--attractive.
"Well, it takes two to make a quarrel, certainly," returned my lady.
"But Castalia was scolding you, at all events. Weren't you now,
Castalia?"
Castalia deigned not to reply, but tossed her head, and began to run her
fingers over the keys of the piano.
"The fact is, Lady Seely," said Algernon, "that Castalia is so convinced
that I shall make a mess of this aria--which Lady Harriet Dormer has
asked me to sing for her next Saturday--that she declines to play the
accompaniment of it for me."
"Well, you ought to be immensely flattered, young jackanapes! She
wouldn't care a straw about some people's failures, would you, Castalia?
Would you mind, now, if Jack Price were to sing a song and make an awful
mess of it, eh?"
"As to that, it seems to me that Jack Price makes an awful mess of most
things he does," replied Castalia.
"Ah, exactly! So one mess more or less don't matter. But in the case of
our Admirable Crichton here, it is different."
"I think he is getting awfully spoiled," said Castalia, a little less
crossly. And there was absolutely a blush upon her sallow cheek.
"And that's the reason you snub him, is it? You see, Ancram, it's all
for your good, if Castalia is a little hard on you!"
Miss Kilfinane rose and left the room, saying that she must dress for
her drive.
"I think Castalia is harder on Lady Harriet than on me," said Algernon,
when Castalia was gone.
"Ah! H'm! Castalia has lots of good points, but--I daresay you have
noticed it--she is given to being a little bit jealous when she cares
about people. Now you show a decided liking for Lady Harriet's society,
and you crack up her grace, and her elegance, and her taste, and all
that. And sometimes I think poor Cassy don't quite like it, don't you
know?"
"What on earth can it matter to her?" cried Algernon. He knew that
Castalia was no favourite with my lady, and he flattered himself that he
was becoming a favourite with her. So he spoke with a little
half-contemptuous smile, and a shrug of impatience, when he asked, "What
on earth can it matter to her?"
But my lady did not smile. She threw her head back, and looked at
Algernon from under her half-closed eyelids.
"It's my opinion, young man, that it matters a good deal to Castalia,"
she said; "more than it would have mattered to me when I was a young
lady, I can tell you. But there's no accounting for tastes."
Then Lady Seely also left the room, having first bidden Algernon to come
and dine with her the next day.
Algernon was dumfoundered.
Not that he had not perceived the scornful Castalia's partiality for his
charming self; not that her submission to his wishes, or even his whims,
and her jealous anxiety to keep him by her side whenever there appeared
to be danger of his leaving it for the company of a younger or more
attractive woman, had escaped his observation. But Algernon was not
fatuous enough to consider himself a lady-killer. His native good taste
would alone have prevented him from having any such pretension. It was
ridiculous; and it involved, almost of necessity, some affectation. And
Algernon never was affected. He accepted Castalia's marked preference as
the most natural thing in the world. He had been used to be petted and
preferred all his life. But it truly had not entered into his head that
the preference meant anything more than that Castalia found him amusing,
and clever, and good-looking, and that she liked to keep so attractive a
personage to herself as much as possible. For Algernon had noted the
Honourable Castalia's little grudging jealousies, and he knew as well as
anybody that she did not like to hear him praise Lady Harriet, for whom,
indeed, she had long entertained a smouldering sort of dislike. But that
she should have anything like a tender sentiment for himself, and, still
more, that Lady Seely should see and approve it--for my lady's words
and manner implied no less--was a very astonishing idea indeed.
So astonishing was it, that after a while he came to the conclusion that
the idea was erroneous. He turned Lady Seely's words in his mind, this
way and that, and tried to look at them from all points of view, and--as
words will do when too curiously scrutinised--they gradually seemed to
take another and a different meaning, from the first obvious one which
had struck him.
"The old woman was only giving me a hint not to annoy Miss Kilfinane;
not to excite her peevish temper, or exasperate her envy."
But this solution would not quite do, either. "Lady Seely is not too
fond of Castalia," he said to himself. "Besides, I never knew her
particularly anxious to spare anyone's feelings. What the deuce did she
mean, I wonder?"
Algernon continued to wonder at intervals all the rest of the afternoon.
His mind was still busy with the same subject when he came upon Jack
Price, seated in the reading-room of the club, to which he had
introduced Algernon at the beginning of his London career, and of which
Algernon had since become a member. It was now full summer time. The
window was wide open, and the Honourable John Patrick was lounging in a
chair near it, with a newspaper spread out on his knees, and his eyes
fixed on a water-cart that was be-sprinkling the dusty street outside.
He looked very idle, and a little melancholy, as he sat there by
himself, and he welcomed Algernon with even more than his usual
effusion, asking him what he was going to do with himself, and offering
to walk part of the way towards his lodgings with him, when he was told
that Algernon must betake himself homeward. The offer was a measure of
Mr. Price's previous weariness of spirit; for, in general, he professed
to dislike walking.
"And how long is it since you saw our friend, Mrs. Machyn-Stubbs?" asked
Jack Price of Algernon, as they strolled along, arm-in-arm, on the shady
side of the way.
"Oh--I'm afraid it's rather a long time," said Algernon, carelessly.
"Ah, now that's bad, my dear boy. You shouldn't neglect people, you
know. And our dear Mrs. Machyn-Stubbs is exceedingly pleasant."
"As to neglecting her--I don't know that I have neglected
her--particularly. What more could I do than call and leave my card?"
"Call again. You wouldn't leave off going to Lady Seely's because you
happened not to find her at home once in a way."
"Lady Seely is my relation."
"H'm! Well, would you cut Lady Harriet Dormer for the same reason?"
"Cut her? But, my dear Mr. Price, you mustn't suppose that I have cut
Mrs. Machyn-Stubbs!"
"Come, now, my dear fellow, I'm a great deal older than you are, and
I'll take the liberty of giving you a bit of advice. Never offend
people, who mean to be civil, merely because they don't happen to amuse
you. What, the deuce, we can't live for amusement in this life!"
The moralising might be good, but the moralist was, Algernon thought,
badly fitted with his part. He was tempted to retort on his new mentor,
but he did not retort. He merely said, quietly:
"Has Mrs. Machyn-Stubbs been complaining of me, then?"
"Well, the truth is, she has--in an indirect kind of way; you
know--what?"
"I'll go and see her this evening. To-day is Thursday, isn't it? She has
one of her 'At home's' this evening."
Jack Price looked at the young man admiringly. "You're an uncommonly
sensible fellow!" said he. "I give you my honour I never knew a fellow
of your years take advice so well. By Jove! I wish I had had your common
sense when I was your age. It's too late for me to do any good now, you
know, what? And, in fact," (with a solemn lowering of his musical Irish
voice) "I split myself on the very rock I'm now warning you off. I never
was polite. And if any one told me to go to the right, sure it was a
thousand to one that I'd instantly bolt to the left!" And shaking his
head with a sad, regretful gesture, Jack Price parted from Algernon at
the corner of the street.
Mrs. Machyn-Stubbs received the truant very graciously that evening. She
knew that, during his absence from her parties, he had been admitted
into society, to which even her fashionable self could not hope to
penetrate. But, though this might be a reason for a little genteel
sneering at him behind his back, it was none whatever, Mrs.
Machyn-Stubbs considered, for giving him a cool reception when he did
grace her house with his presence. She said to several of her guests,
one after the other: "We have young Ancram Errington here to-night. He's
so glad to come to us, poor fellow, for my people's place is his second
home, down in the West of England. And, then, the Seelys think it nice
of us to take notice of him, don't you know? He is a relation of Lady
Seely's, and is quite in that set--the Dormers, and all those people.
Ah! you don't know them? They say he is to marry Castalia Kilfinane. But
we haven't spoken about it yet out of our own little circle. Her father
was Viscount Kauldkail, and married Lord Seely's youngest sister," and
so on, and so on with a set smile, and no expression whatever on her
smooth, fair face.
To Algernon himself she showed herself politely inquisitive on the
subject of his engagement to Castalia, and startled him considerably by
saying, when she found herself close to him for a few minutes near a
doorway:
"And are we really to congratulate you, Mr. Errington?"
"If you please, madam," answered Algernon, with a bright, amused smile
and an easy bow, "but I should like to know--if it be not indiscreet--on
what special subject? I am, indeed, to be congratulated on finding
myself here. But, then, you are hardly likely to be the person to do
it."
At that moment Algernon was wedged into a corner behind a fat old
gentleman, who was vainly struggling to extricate himself from the crowd
in front, by making a series of short plunges forward, the rebound of
which sent him back on to Algernon's toes with some violence. It was
very hot, and a young lady was singing out of tune in the adjoining
room; her voice floating over the murmur of conversation occasionally,
in a wailing long-drawn note. Altogether, it might have been suspected
by some persons that Mr. Ancram Errington was laughing at his hostess,
when he spoke of his position at that time as being one which called for
congratulation. But Mrs. Machyn-Stubbs was the sort of woman who
completely baffled irony by a serene incapability of perceiving it. And
she would sooner suspect you of maligning her, hating her, or insulting
her, than of laughing at her. To this immunity from all sense of the
ridiculous she owed her chief social successes; for there are occasions
when some obtuseness of the faculties is useful. Mrs. Machyn-Stubbs
tapped Algernon's arm lightly with her fan, as she answered, "Now Mr.
Errington, that's all very well with the outside world, but you
shouldn't make mysteries with us! I look upon you almost as a brother of
Orlando's, I do indeed."
"You're very kind, indeed, and I'm immensely obliged to you; but, upon
my word, I don't know what you mean by my making mysteries!"
"Oh, well, if you choose to keep your own counsel, of course you can do
so. I will say no more." Upon which Mrs. Machyn-Stubbs proceeded to say
a great deal more, and ended by plainly giving Algernon to understand
that the rumour of his engagement to Miss Castalia Kilfinane had been
pretty widely circulated during the last four or five weeks.
"Oh, Mrs. Machyn-Stubbs," said Algernon, laughing, "you surely never
believe more than a hundredth part of what you hear? There's Mr. Price
looking for me. I promised to walk home with him, it is such a lovely
night. Thank you, no; not any tea! Are you ever at home about four
o'clock? I shall take my chance of finding you. Good night."
Algernon was greatly puzzled. How and whence had the report of his
engagement to Castalia originated? He would have been less puzzled, if
not less surprised, had he known that the report had come in the first
place from Lady Seely herself, who had let fall little words and hints,
well understanding how they would grow and spread. He had not committed
himself in his answer to Mrs. Machyn-Stubbs. He had replied to her in
such a manner as to leave the truth or falsehood of the report she had
mentioned an open question. He felt the consciousness of this to be a
satisfaction. Some persons might say, "Well, but since the report was
false, why not say so?" But Algernon always, and, as it were,
instinctively, took refuge in the vague. A clear statement to which he
should appear to be bound would have irked him like a tight shoe; and
naturally so, since he was conscious that he should flexibly conform
himself to circumstances as they might arise, and not stick with
stubborn stupidity to any predetermined course of conduct, which might
prove to be inconvenient.
After saying "Good night" to his hostess he elbowed his way out of the
crowded rooms, and went downstairs side by side with Jack Price. The
latter knew everybody present, or thought he did. And as, when he did
happen to make a mistake and to greet enthusiastically some total
stranger whom he had never seen in his life before, he never
acknowledged it, but persisted in declaring that he remembered the
individual in question perfectly, although "the name, the name, my dear
sir, or madam, has quite escaped my wretched memory!" his progress
towards Mrs. Machyn-Stubbs's hall door was considerably impeded by the
nods, smiles, and shakes of the hand, which he scattered broadcast.
"There's Deepville," said he to Algernon, as they passed a tall, dark,
thin-faced man, with a stern jaw and a haughty carriage of the head.
"Don't you know Deepville? Ah, then you should! You should really. The
most delightful, lovable, charming fellow! He'd be enchanted to make
your acquaintance, Errington, quite enchanted. I can answer for him.
There's nothing in the world would give him greater pleasure, what?"
Algernon was by this time pretty well accustomed to Jack Price's habit
of answering for the ready ecstasies of all his acquaintances with
regard to each other, and merely replied that he dared to say Sir
Lancelot Deepville was a very agreeable person.
"And how's the fair Castalia?" asked Jack, when they were out in the
street.
"I believe she is quite well. I saw her this morning."
"Oh, I suppose you did," exclaimed Jack Price with a little smile, which
Algernon thought was to be interpreted by Mrs. Machyn-Stubbs's recent
revelations. But the next minute Jack added, very unexpectedly, "I had
some idea, at one time, that Deepville was making up to her. But it came
to nothing. She's a nice creature, is Castalia Kilfinane; a very nice
creature."
Algernon could not help smiling at this disinterested praise.
"I'm afraid she does not always behave quite nicely to you, Mr. Price,"
he said. And he said it with a little air of apology and proprietorship
which he would not have assumed yesterday.
"Oh, you're quite mistaken, my dear boy; she's as nice as possible with
me. I like Castalia Kilfinane. There's a great deal of good about her,
and she's well educated and clever in her way--not showy, you know,
what?--but--oh, a nice creature! There's a sort of bitter twang about
her, you know, that I like immensely."
"Oh, well," cried Algernon, laughing outright, "if you have a liking for
bitters, indeed----"
"Ah, but she doesn't mean it. It's just a little flavour--a little
_soupcon_. Oh, upon my word, I think Miss Kilfinane a thoroughly nice
creature. It was a pity about Deepville now, eh, what?"
"I wonder that you never thought of trying your fortune in that quarter
yourself, Mr. Price!" said Algernon, looking at him curiously, as they
passed within the glare of a street-lamp.
"Is it me? Ah, now, I thought everybody knew that I wasn't a marrying
man. Besides, there never was the least probability that Miss Kilfinane
would have had me--none in the world. Sure, she'd never think of looking
at a bald old bachelor like myself, what?"
Algernon did not feel called on to pursue the subject. But he had a
conviction that Jack Price would not, under any circumstances, have
given Miss Kilfinane the chance of accepting him.
The allusion, however, seemed to have touched some long-silent chord of
feeling in Jack, and set it vibrating. As they sat at supper together,
Jack reverted to the sage, mentor-like tone he had assumed that morning,
giving Algernon much sound advice of a worldly nature, and holding up
his own case as a warning to all young men who liked to "bolt to the
left when they were told to go to the right," and presenting himself in
the unusual light of a gloomy and disappointed person; and when a couple
of tumblers of hot punch smoked on the table, Jack grew tender and
sentimental.
"Ah, my dear Errington," he said, "I wish ye may never know what it is
to be a lonely old bachelor!"
"Lonely? Why you're the most popular man in London, out-and-out!"
"Popular! And what good does that do me? If I were dead to-morrow, who'd
care, do you think? Although that doesn't seem to me to be such a hard
case as people say. Sure, I don't want anyone to cry when I'm dead; but
I'd like 'em to care for me a little while I'm living. If I'd been my
own elder brother, now; or if I'd taken advantage of my opportunities,
and made a good fortune, as I might have done----But 'twas one scrape
after another I put my foot into. I did and said whatever came
uppermost. And you'll find, my dear boy, that it's the foolish things
that mostly do come uppermost."
"It's lucky that, amongst other foolish things, an imprudent marriage
never rose to the surface," said Algernon.
"Oh, but it did! Oh, devil a doubt about it!" The combined influence of
memory and hot punch brought out Jack's musical brogue with unusual
emphasis. "Only, there I couldn't carry out my foolish intentions. It
wasn't the will that was wanting, my dear boy."
"Providence looked after you on that occasion?"
"Providence or--or the other thing. Oh, I could tell you a love-story,
only you'd be laughing at me."
"Indeed, I would not laugh!"
"On my honour, I don't know why you shouldn't! I often enough have
laughed at myself. She was the sweetest, gentlest, most delicate little
creature!--Snowdrop I used to call her. And as for goodness, she was
steeped in it. You felt goodness in the air wherever she was, just as
you smell perfume all about when the hawthorns blossom in May. Ah! now
to think of me talking in that way, and my head as smooth as a
billiard-ball!"
"And--and how was it? Did your people interfere to prevent the match?"
"My people! Faith, they'd have screeched to be heard from here to there
if I'd made her the Honourable Mrs. Jack Price, and contaminated the
blood of the Prices of Mullingar. Did ye ever hear that my
great-grandfather was a whisky distiller? Bedad, he was then! And I
believe he manufactured good liquor, rest his soul! But I shouldn't have
cared for that, as ye may believe. But they got hold of her, and told
her that I was a roving, unsteady sort of fellow; and that was true
enough. And--and she married somebody else. The man she took wasn't as
good-looking as I was in those days. However, there's no accounting for
these things, you know. It's fate, what? destiny! And she told me, in
the pretty silver voice of hers, like a robin on a bough, that I had
better forget her, and marry a lady in my own station, and live happy
ever after. 'Mary,' said I, 'if I don't marry you I'll marry no woman,
gentle or simple.' She didn't believe me. And I don't know that I quite
believed myself. But so it turned out, you see, what? And so I was saved
from a _mesalliance_, and from having, maybe, to bring up a numerous
family on nothing a year; and the blood of the Prices of Mullingar is in
a fine state of preservation, and Mary never became the Honourable Mrs.
Jack Price. Honourable--bedad it's the Honourable Jack Price she'd have
made of me if she'd taken me; an honourabler Jack than I've been without
her, I'm afraid! D'ye know, Errington, I believe on my soul that, if I
had married Mary, and gone off with her to Canada, and built a
log-house, and looked after my pigs and my ploughs, I'd have been a
happy man. But there it is, a man never knows what is really best for
him until it's too late. We'll hope there are compensations to come,
what? Of all the dreary, cut-throat, blue-devilish syllables in the
English language, I believe those words 'too late' are the ugliest. They
make a fellow feel as if he was being strangled. So mind your p's and
q's, my boy, and don't throw away your chances whilst you've got 'em!"
And thus ended Jack Price's sermon on worldly wisdom.