You will be very much surprised to hear from me, I imagine, as a

correspondence is something we could never keep up. But our friendship

has lasted without it a long time, my dear girl--forty-two years--for

we met when I was fourteen. I haven't forgotten yet how the whole

school became bearable after you took possession of the other little

white cot in my room. It's a year and a half now since I've seen you,

and I've missed you. Troy is so near; and yet, after all, it is so far,

too, when we realize how seldom we meet. You must give me a whole

winter soon! Yes, for I am going to be alone; Rob is going to marry,

and that's why I am writing you. It is to a Miss Lucy Stone, of Troy.

Do write me about her. Do you know the family? Are they friends of

yours? Rob is fearfully and wonderfully in love; and I can't blame him

after seeing her picture. She is lovely (and charmingly dressed), and I

am sure Rob would never fall in love with any one but a lady. Still, I

want to know if she, or rather her family, are really smart people, or

what. Even if they are "what," I'm sure it won't make any difference to

Rob, and so it mustn't make any difference to me. But it will be a

_relief_ to know that they are friends of yours, or even that you

know them. I pretend not to believe in class distinctions, and I don't;

but when it comes to your own son, somehow or other you do want him to

choose his wife among his own social equals. Between you and me I am

just about broken-hearted. I know it is very wrong of me, but I had

sort of let myself grow very dependent upon him, and always had looked

upon his marriage much as one looks upon death, as inevitable, but

always remote and the end of all things. It still seems like the end of

all things, but in time I shall get used to it. I feel simply ashamed

of myself for feeling as I do now. Of course, if it were given me the

choice, "your son's happiness, woman, or your own selfish comfort," I

wouldn't hesitate a moment, but it's so hard for a mother who has spent

such happy years with her son to realize that his happiness does

altogether and absolutely depend on some one else, and on that one and

no other? And then we always have that terrible doubt,--has he chosen

the right woman for him? Just as if he wasn't, after all, the best

judge for himself. Of course he is; and in time I know I shall be able

to thank God he made this choice, but just now--just to-night--it seems

to me I come nearer to envying you your childless wifehood than I would

ever have thought possible.

Being in this sentimental, unreal city, doesn't help me any! Forgive

this, I'm afraid morbid, letter, and believe me affectionately

always--write me the truth--your school girl friend,

KITTY.

Have they any position whatever in Troy?

A Letter of Introduction

Four Letters

I. From Mrs. Joslyn of New York to Mrs. Lemaire of Washington.

II. The same.

III. From Mrs. Lemaire to Mrs. Joslyn.

IV. From Mr. Hamilton-Locks to the Hon. Forbes Redding of England.

I

_Letter from Mrs. Joslyn of New York to Mrs. Lemaire of Washington,

unsealed and unstamped._

Friday.

My Dear Mrs. Lemaire:

I am very happy to introduce to you Mr. Hamilton-Locks, of London, a

friend of mine, who goes to Washington for the first time. I know I am

giving you both a pleasure in bringing you together, and any courtesy

you may be able to extend to Mr. Hamilton-Locks will be as if shown to

me also.

Always sincerely,

EMILY JOSLYN.

II

_A second Letter from Mrs. Joslyn to Mrs. Lemaire, sent with a

special delivery stamp._

Friday.

My Dear Mrs. Lemaire:

I gave a letter of introduction to you to a young Englishman this

morning. I hasten to write, and beg you, as far as I am concerned, to

pay no attention whatever to it. He was sent over to us by Lady Heton,

a traveling acquaintance, whom we know really nothing of, and it's been

a great bother trying to be civil and everything else to him. I felt

obliged to give him the letter, but you will understand by this that

you are to ignore it quite as much as you like. He is no friend of ours

whatever, merely an acquaintance that has been forced upon us.

We hear you are having such a gay season in Washington. We think of

taking a house there for next winter. Can you manage to keep out of the

political set if you want to? I don't mind ambassadors, but I should

think all the other people would be most ordinary. I suppose you will

come on for the Makeway Ball; won't you? If so, do lunch with me the

day after; don't forget.

Yours, ever sincerely,

EMILY JOSLYN.

III

_Letter from Mrs. Lemaire to Mrs. Joslyn._

Wednesday.

My dear Mrs. Joslyn:

Where is your young Englishman? I adore young Englishmen, and why

doesn't yours come to see me? Did you give him the letter? He has been

in Washington a week, is constantly at the P----'s, and all the

diplomatic corps are entertaining him. The women are mad about him,

he's so awfully good-looking.

If you want a house in Washington next winter why not rent ours? We are

going to Rome in December.

Yours, always cordially,

GERTRUDE LEMAIRE.

IV

_Letter from Mr. Hamilton-Locks to the Hon. Forbes Redding._

WASHINGTON, January, '97.

My dear Old Chap:

This place is a very good sort, rather like a little English Paris;

more cosmopolitan than Boston, I mean, tho' no other city here seems

quite so lively as New York. The embassy is giving me no end of a good

time. I'm sure I'm more than grateful to your uncle. I find society in

this place is more like European without trying to be, while in New

York they try more, and _aren't_. New York society has an air of its

own, and, I must say, it's a damn fine air, too. Of course, like other

places, it has some frumps, and what Blanche Heton meant by giving me a

letter to a Mrs. Joslyn is more than meets the eye. But we are not

burnt twice by the same flame. The _lady_ gave me in turn a letter to

some one here, and I was so afraid I'd forget and use it by mistake, or

leave it at the woman's door one day when I'd been drinking a good many

whiskeys and sodas and didn't care what I did, that I tore it into bits

and dropped them in an umbrella stand in Mrs. Joslyn's hall five

minutes after she gave it to me. There's no use in running any risks.

And when a woman over here _is_ stupid she's damn stupid. So is she

superlatively fetching when she is charming. And, by Jove! but they

know how to draw the line--all but Mrs. Joslyn.

People over on this side think every Englishman comes over after a

wife, and at first they pretend to be very haughty and independent, and

then if they find out he is not after a wife after all, like your

humble servant, they are quite angry about it.

I hope you're keeping an eye on my dogs for me. Love to Millicent.

Yours,

TED.

Wagner, 1897

_A Letter from Lady Aires to the Countess of Upham, at Homburg_.

BAYREUTH, Aug., 1897.

My dear Rose:

Our stay at Bayreuth is nearly over--the last opera to-morrow; and, to

be frank, I am extremely glad, although of course it has been perfectly

charming. First we heard Parsifal and the Ring; which is four operas,

you know. Why they call them a "Ring" I can't see yet; and I don't like

to ask, it gives the musical people who really know the chance to be so

superior, and they are conceited enough as it is, goodness knows.

Anyone would think it was a disgrace not to have been lullabyed to

sleep when a baby by a symphony orchestra! I'm sure it isn't my fault

if I don't know which is Schumann and which is Schubert; and what's the

difference? (Between you and me I don't care. Of course I adore music,

but it's like a great many other things--you mustn't ask too many

questions!) Well the first day was "Parsifal." It's a _dear_!

Beautiful, perfectly beautiful! I wore my white mulle with my green and

white hat, and if I _do_ say it (and I must, for I'm sure no one else

will say it for me), women are such jealous cats about frocks. I didn't

see a better turned out woman. Such a tremendous lot of smart people as

are here, too. Really you ought to have come. I'm sure you would have

enjoyed it. Between the acts it's quite like Sunday in the park. The

entre-acts are very long, giving us a chance to shake out our frocks

and wake up and amuse ourselves. Some people go up a little hill, or

into some pine woods; but that's rather dull, for you don't meet half

so many others--most everyone stays in front of the theatre. But I must

tell you about "Parsifal." In the first place it is awfully long. And

Parsifal himself is entirely too fat! I am sure such a very good young

person as Parsifal shouldn't have a stomach! There are a lot of sort of

monks in rather fetching pink red cloaks, with pale bluey gray skirts

underneath. (Not at all a bad combination, and gave me an idea for a

costume for up the river.) Their chief is ill, and almost always in

great pain, but it does not prevent his singing the longest of

speeches. Parsifal kills a lovely swan--it flies in _so_ naturally.

Really Wagner was a most wonderful man! Then there is a Gypsy girl; a

sort of snake charmer, who has bottles of things all through the play.

I couldn't make out quite if she were Parsifal's mother or what. But

she is quite mad, and wears only a very uninteresting old brown dress.

I must make this criticism of Wagner: You don't see many pretty dresses

in his operas. Then everyone goes to a banqueting hall, which is also

partly a church. The scenery moves along in a most miraculous way and

the hall is really very lovely. There are children in this scene, and

they lift the chalice, and it glows--an electric light in it you know,

but it's really lovely. And the music is simply heavenly. I assure you

I cried like a baby at this part; I couldn't tell you why, unless it's

the poor wretched creature (Am-- something his name is; I can't find my

programme). He's very handsome. I intend to buy his photograph. He has

to lift the holy cup, and he feels he is unfit to do it. He is a sinner

and wishes he were dead, and somehow or other you feel awfully

sympathetic with him. I know the times I've been to church and knelt

down so ashamed I couldn't lift my head, thinking of some of the

beastly wicked things I've done in my life. And that's just what the

second act is. A crowd of women try to seduce Parsifal, but they are

all German chorus women, and it really doesn't seem such a great

temptation.

But then the girl who was ugly in the other act comes on very beautiful

(but hideously dressed, why don't they get Worth or Doucet, I wonder,

to help them?) and she sings a great deal and very loud, and kisses

Parsifal, and then everything goes suddenly to wrack and ruin. I shall

never dare kiss any very good young man again--not after that! In the

last act, this same creature, looking more like Act I., washes

Parsifal's feet. I should hate to play that part, but it's all very

pretty and affecting, and the music--well there are no words to

describe it. And the whole rest of the act is too wonderful! Really you

have to cry. Of course, it's too long, and you're awfully hungry, but

there is a rather smart restaurant now, where everybody goes afterward

to get their spirits back; which reminds me that Mrs. Gordon turned up

yesterday and appeared at the restaurant at night, affording us a good

deal of amusement. First she started to courtesy to the Royalties, who

don't want to be noticed. This she perceived in the middle of her

courtesy, and cut it short in a quick way, which made her look exactly

as if _something_ important in her toilet had burst or broken. Then she

flew all over from room to room, trying to find a table that suited

her, disturbing the whole atmosphere, like meteors are said to do in

the skies, and creating the impression, or trying to, that she owned

the entire place. She won't be happy here, for it isn't easy for anyone

else to own anything where Frau Wagner is installed; which reminds me

to stop this gossip and tell you seriously about the other operas.

The first of the Ring is the Valkyrie; you can remember it because of

Lord Dunraven's yacht. And they swim around in the water; which is, I

suppose, why he called it so. But no; on second thoughts, that isn't it

at all. The first opera is Rheingold, and it's the Rhine maidens that

go swimming about. How absurd of Dunraven to have made such a mistake.

I like the Rheingold awfully. The first act looks just like water, and

the music is so pretty. Then, in the second act, there are two splendid

big men--one in white, the other in black bear skins--who are rather

fetching. The Rheingold is the least sociable of the operas, as there

is no entre-act. But it is fortunately a great deal the shortest. I

think it is one of my favorites. I seem to know more what Wagner is

about in it. I don't believe he knows himself what he is about some of

the time in the Valkyrie. This second opera is awfully long. However,

it has two good entre-acts, when you can walk around and talk to

everybody; and I can assure you we have plenty to say after having been

kept quiet for over an hour in the dark theatre. The chairs are so

uncomfortable, and if you move somebody hisses. There is not much

politeness in Bayreuth. We don't get as good a view of the stage as

some people, but we have splendid places; the Countess of ---- is in

front of us, her sister right beside me, and behind are the ----s, and

near by Lady ----. So you see we couldn't possibly have better seats.

For the Valkyrie I wore a new mauve and pale green frock. I don't think

you've seen it. The bill was atrocious. I sha'n't pay it; but the

costume is a great success. Portions of this second opera are awfully

tiresome, first one couple and then another, going on for hours about

nothing, but there are some exquisite clouds that move and grow and

scatter exactly like nature, only more so, and make up a little for the

dull people. I notice one thing: _all_ the gods and goddesses have

always such troubles. There isn't a single happy creature among them,

not even Wotan, who is god of them all, and wears a silly gold curl

over one eye. I think it lowers his whole dignity; but they make a

great many mistakes like that. Of course, one oughtn't to think of

these things, but should simply listen to and enjoy the beautiful

music, but my nature is so sensitive I can't help it. There are a lot

of Valkyrie, you know, who wear a sort of antique dress-reform costume,

not pretty, and ride through the air on deliciously funny-looking

horses. And Brunhilde, the leader of them, a rather nice person,

behaves quite like a human being in "Siegfried," the next opera, which

I will tell you about later. In "Valkyrie" you think she is going to be

burnt up, but in "Siegfried" she is saved after all. I suppose there is

some sort of Biblical idea about hell. You recognized the Bible very

often in "Parsifal." I much prefer Siegfried as a person to Parsifal.

He's not such a _very_ good boy. There's more an air of athletics,

football, rowing, and all that about Siegfried, while Parsifal smacks

just a little, I think, of the Young Men's Christian Association. You

can _kiss_ Siegfried with impunity, too; in fact, it saved Brunhilde's

life, and I wouldn't mind running a few risks myself to be saved in the

same way! You get perfectly drunk with this music of the last act of

Siegfried. Of course, my dear, you know I am now writing about the

_third_ opera, "Siegfried." You must follow me closely, for it's very

easy to get confused about them. "Siegfried" is awfully long, too, and

the first act--well, I don't mind telling you I slept a good deal. You

see, the theatre gets so stuffy, and then one is digesting one's

luncheon, and the stage is so dark, and I maintain that the music

soothes you. I wore, of course, another dress, something quiet, as it

was rainy, but I saw no one who looked any better. Between the first

and second acts I managed to get a bow and a hand-shake from the

Prince, to the visible envy of Mrs. Gordon. I wish you could see the

dear beast. She flutters around the royalties every minute, like a

nervous bird, and as if they were her nest of eggs and a bad little boy

was in the neighborhood. I _hate_ snobs; don't you? I am lunching, by

the way, with Mrs. G. to-morrow. Quite a big, smart party of us, I

hear.

That funny dragon comes in "Siegfried," you know, and of course it is

much more amusing here than in Covent Garden or New York. But it's the

last act that I _love_! Such passionate music! Brunhilde falls madly in

love with Siegfried, who is, of course, ever so many years younger than

she. But it's just like us women, especially when we are Brunhilde's

age. For I suppose she's forty something, as she was grown up and went

to sleep before Siegfried was born, and when he kisses her he seems to

be quite a man! By the way, Brunhilde was put to sleep for interfering

somehow or other in the love affairs of Siegfried's mother and father,

who are really sister and brother. If you think of it, the story is

extremely indecent, but operatic things never seem to be shocking;

music, apparently, covers a multitude of naughtiness, like charity is

reported to do. Very likely that's why Mrs. ---- is always doing so

much for institutions and what not--for her sins, I suppose. I always

thought she was a naughty old hypocrite! By the way, there is a comic

character in "Siegfried," and in one of the others, I forget which,

called Mime--a funny little dwarf, the sort of thing they put in a

Christmas pantomime to amuse the children.

_Later._

I have just come from the "Götterdämmerung," the last opera, and I am

completely exhausted. I am as if I were in a dream, and can only think

and feel and write of this beautiful, beautiful music and scenery. I am

absolutely absorbed in it. Some people took the train for Nuremberg

right after the performance. I am sure I never could have. I really

can't believe they _felt_ the thing. Our train goes at 1:45. Such a

nice hour; one doesn't have to hurry in the morning, and can have one's

hair done properly. I have a charming new way of doing the hair. I got

it from a Frenchwoman who sat just in front of me in the theatre

to-day, and when it was light enough I studied the arrangement till I

got it by heart. You want something like that to do during the long

duets. Otherwise your attention is apt to wander from the opera, or you

get sleepy. To go back to the opera, it began with the same scene that

Siegfried finished with, which was rather disappointing, but a real

horse came on and behaved as quiet as a lamb, with Brunhilde screaming

like mad all about him. I suppose they put cotton in his ears, or

something. The scene changed (without letting us go out for a rest,

which I thought something of a sell) to the house, where Siegfried

falls in love with another woman (Oh, these men!) I forgot to tell you,

my mind is so full of the music, that I wore my new Russell & Allen

winter frock, and I caught lots of people taking it in. But, dear me,

how badly the German women dress! I haven't seen a single _chic_ one

among them since I've been here, I don't believe I shall come to

Bayreuth again. Besides, the music is too wearing. The Rhine maidens

come back in this act! It is most wonderful the way they swim about!

But, as far as I can gather, they are rather nasty cats. One thing I

will say, though: I think Wagner's on the side of the women; for, in

spite of Brunhilde's being in love with little more than a boy, she has

all your sympathies. So has Siegfried, too; which is odd. I really

sobbed when he died, he was so good-looking, and seemed so sad. This

whole opera is very depressing. We reach Munich to-morrow night at 7;

and I propose going to the Residenz Theatre there, and seeing a light

opera just for contrast. But how bad the shops are at Munich. I believe

there are some good pictures, but I think one sees so many pictures in

Europe; don't you?

I presume you know Brunhilde behaves rather like Dido in the end:

nearly everybody, more or less, is murdered off, and there is a sort of

Madame Tussaud exhibition in the clouds at the curtain. Of course, I

haven't really given you any sort of an idea about it at all. There are

no words that will adequately describe it, only I promised to give you

a detailed personal account; and I have done so. The reason we are

going to Munich is we can't get a sleeper yet, everything is so

crowded. Isn't it disgusting. This last opera is rather too noisy at

times, and awfully long--longer than the others. But there's a men's

ballet in it that is rather nice; not dancing, you know, but singing

and posing and walking about, with imitation bare legs, most of them.

But I think the best thing about the opera is it leaves you in such an

exalted mood. I know I won't be able to think of small or worldly

things for weeks, much less write about them. Before I forget it, be

sure and write me if it's true that Mrs. ---- and Sir George ---- are

both at Homburg, at the same hotel. I hear they are, and there's no

end of talk about it. But then I find there's no end of talk about

everything and everybody. It is not that people mean badly, but one has

to pass the time somehow. I think I love best of all the Rheingold

music. It is like a jeweller's shop window in Bond street; it seems

to shine and glitter and sparkle. You see very few jewels here in

Bayreuth; of course, there's very little chance to display them. Women

wear the usual small string of pearls. That's about all. As most

everyone wore one I wear two, with a different pendant each day. I

like to be just a little original, and keep my own individuality.

Well, now I must tumble into bed or I shall lose my beauty sleep. I'd

hate to have my figure get like these German singers. I wonder why! I'd

have myself strapped between boards--I'd do _something_. Good-bye, my

dear. Write me all the gossip you can get a hold of. I haven't sent you

any in this, but that you couldn't expect. It was impossible that this

letter should be anything but Wagner, Wagner, Wagner. I wish you could

have been here with me--you'd have seen heaps of your friends. Of

course I ought to tell you one thing, because I felt it myself: there's

nothing catchy about the music.

Lovingly,

FANNY.

Art

A Letter

_A second Letter from Lady Aires to the Countess of Upham._

Munich.

My dear Rose:

It was very thoughtful of you to write me so soon, and Aubrey and I

wish very much we could join you, but our money is all spent and we

must hurry back to England, where we can economize by making cheap

visits among our friends for a couple of months. In December we go to

New York to spend the winter with mother. You never go home, do you?

I am so glad you felt you got so complete an idea of Wagner from my

letter. I was a little afraid I hadn't done the whole thing justice,

but I assure you there were many more people there than I thought of

suggesting, and the operas, tho' long, are very delightful.

Here in Munich the chief thing is the picture gallery, as of course at

this time of year all fashionable society is away and the theatres and

opera either closed or giving second-rate performances. There are more

musées than you really care to visit, and are full of masterpieces,

many quite as atrocious as masterpieces so often are. The principal

one--its name begins with a P--is the one we've been to.

I wish you could see the Rubens, or else it's the Van Dykes--I forget

which, but they are beautiful; and when one thinks how long ago they

were painted, it's wonderful, isn't it? One thing awfully interesting

about a picture gallery is to see the absurd difference in women's

dress now and in former times; don't you think so? And sometimes one

gets ideas for one's self.

This particular gallery is altogether one of the most satisfactory I've

ever been in. It wasn't crowded full of Baedeker people and that sort

of thing. In the second room we went in we met Lord and Lady Jenks and

the Countess of Towns. That was the room where we saw a portrait the

living image of Janet Cowther. We all shrieked with laughter! You know

how she has what my vulgar little brother calls an "ingrowing face"--it

sinks in instead of coming out, so that the poor creature can't know

what it seems like to have a real profile. It's extraordinary that

there should have been two such faces in the world--don't you think

so?--even with two or three hundred years between them. The portrait

was painted by--dear me! I can't remember, but it was some one we all

know. There's one thing I shouldn't mind, and that is knowing the

lady's corset maker; I'd like to give his address to Janet, because, my

dear, in spite of her face he had made the lady's figure beautiful. I

think that's really the nicest part of a picture gallery--seeing comic

likenesses to your friends.

Lady Jenks and I sat down on an uncomfortable bench without any back

and talked away for nearly an hour. What an amusing creature she is!

Has stories to tell about everybody under the sun. By the way, she

vowed you and your husband got on awfully, and only lived together as a

matter of form! I took up your cudgels, my dear, and told her it wasn't

true in any particular; that Ned adored you and was an angel. Of

course, he got drunk--that I knew, as all the world did, but you were

used to that. It isn't true, is it? He never struck you? I'm sure he

didn't! You'd have told a good friend like me; wouldn't you?

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