Chapter IX: First Decorations

Coming home—somehow it did not seem as if it could be a reality. I had

begun to feel quite American when my fellow passengers started calling

me “Colonel Cody.” In Europe I had passed easily for an Englishman and

sometimes a Swede, it being very foolish to admit a residence in the U.

S. A. unless one was prepared to be cheated on every hand. But as the

boat neared American soil I felt my patriotism rising every minute.

Thirteen years is a long time for a man to be away from his native land.

A Canadian on board the English ship became a kindred spirit—we

“Westerners” finding it necessary to form a close alliance. He and I

played bridge every day with two men, one from Glasgow and one from

Liverpool. During a heated conversation, one of them made the remark

that we were getting quite cocky over in the States, adding that England

would “have to be sending some ships and men over to settle America

before long.” At that, a little voice piped up (the Canadian’s) saying:

“What! again?”

The steward was sent for and drinks ordered, for the British _do_ know

how to pay when they are beaten.

At ten one morning, when the first pilot boat loomed into sight and I

leaned over the rail and saw these men in oilskins busying themselves

about the craft, my calm, joyous attitude suddenly deserted me. The

thought had burst into my mind that this boat must have put out from New

York and these men were Americans. My heart came up in my throat and I

had to go below. At four o’clock that afternoon we docked, and as I

walked away from the ship, all the familiar sights and sounds coming

upon me with a rush; I stopped and, utterly unmindful that I might be

run in for a lunatic, kissed the post of the Ninth Avenue Elevated.

Homesickness and love of my native land, qualities I did not realize

that I possessed, had taken hold of me.

New York had never been my home before, so I did not know it well enough

to recognize much change; but from ’91 until the present day the city

has altered beyond recognition. A Dutch banker once told me that if the

money that his countrymen paid the Indians for the island of Manhattan

had been put out to interest, it would be sufficient to purchase the

land to-day. I wonder if that be true?

Most of the life of those days centered about Union Square, with

tentacles reaching down to Washington and up to Madison Squares. On the

Seventeenth Street side of Fourth Avenue was the Clarendon, and,

opposite, the Everett House, that famous rendezvous for politicians. On

Twenty-third Street was the Academy of Art, which housed itself in a

building evidently copied from the Doge’s palace in Venice, while next

to it was the Lyceum Theater, upon the stage of which most of the famous

actors of the day played at one time or another.

Niblo’s Garden, in what would be downtown Broadway to-day, was another

famous amusement place, but of a different character. The owner had a

large private box which was always filled with parties of friends. It

was practically on the stage, and one could reach down and touch the

shoulders or heads of the chorus girls. Behind it was a reception room,

and a bathroom with a stairway which led to the green room, and here

many gay suppers took place after the show.

A little beyond Seventy-second Street near where the Natural History

Museum was being built, I picked mushrooms on the hills occupied by

squatters and goats. Up at Nineteenth Street and Fourth Avenue, near

where the Unitarian Church now stands, was an open lot which was used

for a circus, and I remember at one time it was occupied by a panorama

of the Siege of Paris. On the corner of Nineteenth Street and Broadway,

in the midst of one of the busiest parts of the town, was a quiet

dwelling, occupying almost a whole block of land. Here were green trees

and shrubbery with grass, and in the “back yard” they still kept

chickens and a cow! This was the home of the Misses Goelet, who had

lived here all their lives, and even the influx of business, theaters,

etc., could not make them sell and give up the home they cared for.

Delmonico’s was on Twenty-sixth Street. It was one of those landmarks

that always kept pace with the trend of the times. I can remember only

one very distinctive restaurant at that time; it was named the Au Petit

Vefour and was run by Henri, who used to cook for the Stomach Club in

Washington Square. Like all French places, it was not particularly

smart, but the table and service were always immaculate. Henri went down

to the markets every morning at six o’clock, digging down to the bottom

of the boxes of fruit and vegetables, and feeling of the chickens until

he managed to bring home the raw material which he and madame between

them prepared in a style fit for a king. Calories, vitamines, etc., had

not become popular, and I do not believe Henri ever heard of them, but

he could serve, by instinct, a balanced ration accompanied by the proper

wine. When you got through, however, it cost as much as Delmonico’s.

It is hard to picture New York without subways, and to think of the

tired workingman reaching his home after a hard day’s work by the aid of

a lumbering horse car. It seems almost incredible that so many changes

have taken place in thirty years. The horses of the Fifth Avenue buses

were the butt of many a joke in _Life_. One crossed by ferry to

Brooklyn, and the city was just beginning to dig the trench on Broadway

for the cable car, announcing with a loud voice that it was the first

cable in America. It did no good to tell them that I rode on one in San

Francisco in the ’seventies.

Of course, there were no traffic laws, as these are quite recent, and

this made the streets seem more crowded than they are to-day and

therefore harder to cross. There were one or two policemen at the most

prominent corners, but these seemed to have been chosen for their great

physical beauty rather than to aid traffic; vehicles could go right,

left, or backward if they desired.

The Tenderloin (which word originated from the remark of a police

captain that he would take it as his beat—“the best part of the animal”

from the point of view of graft) was in one section. Due to some

misdirected effort it is now scattered over the city. The days of

Chicago May are gone—she with golden hair, pale-blue eyes, looking

fourteen, but really twenty-five—dear, pathetic creature for whom

everyone was sorry. No longer does she beg the unsuspecting clubman to

“take her home and let her warm herself for a while by his fire,” only

to bawl him out in the vilest language if he did not recognize her when,

dressed in his “long and high,” he dallied up Fifth Avenue, making

Sunday calls. These days are gone, yes, but is it any better, I wonder,

to have a gambling den, a blind pig, or a house of prostitution tucked

safely away behind the portals of one’s most respectable apartment

house?

William A. Coffin originated a plan for the improvement of New York

which was said by prominent architects to be practical and paying, but

could not be carried through in a democratic country—there are many

arguments in favor of dictatorship. The human race will not economize

for its grandchildren unless forced to, and it will seldom vote “yes”

for a project that will not benefit the present generation. To fill in

the East River from Brooklyn Bridge to Fiftieth Street was the idea, and

so broaden the land and make a space to spread. The Fall River Line

would have to unload farther North, but there is no particular reason

why the shipping should concentrate itself at the Battery. Another

argument against it was that the good health of New York was due to the

fact that it was surrounded by water. This may be true, but it does not

seem to me that the East River carries away any refuse. The development

of the airplane will most likely make this unnecessary, however, as

mankind will take to the hills and the valleys will cease to have value.

New York is always symbolized for me by the steam that rises from the

housetops and looks so much like the plume of Henry of Navarre. It is

not black and dirty as is the smoke of so many European cities, but

diaphanous and variable, like the Latin races of which one element of

the population is composed. However, it is always and steadfastly

anchored to as solid a foundation as ever existed—that of the

English-speaking peoples.

I had hardly had time to renew my acquaintance with the greatest

metropolis of my country when I was called away to another large city.

To Chicago must be given the credit for the first public mural

decorations in America, and with her, Frank Millet (in whose brain was

born the original idea), backed by that most unusual genius—Daniel

Burnham. Millet was the director of fine arts for the Exposition of

1892, and one day, after a meeting, the whole committee went over to the

Manufacturers’ Building, where he was asked what color he wished to have

the ironwork painted. He wanted to know what the matter was with the

present color—it was that reddish gray, or crushed strawberry, the color

of iron as it comes from the foundry.

“Do you, as color man, stand for it as it is?” said Burnham.

He said he did.

“Well, you have saved us twenty thousand dollars.”

At the next meeting Frank arose and demanded the money he had saved the

committee, saying that he would bring eight of the foremost painters of

America to the fair and have them decorate the domes of the

Manufacturers’ Building. And so came the change from Italian workmen,

who had formerly smeared the walls with bad copies of their old masters,

to American artists (not experts in mural work, it is true, but full of

enthusiasm and fresh, original ideas). I was on the point of starting

back to Europe after doing a stained-glass window for my class in

Harvard, when I received a hurried call, and in spite of the fact that

Mr. George B. Post, the architect, upon being asked which of the Chicago

decorations he liked best, said, “Simmons’s—for if my building will hold

that up, it will hold up anything,” I feel that my career as a painter

was entirely changed at Chicago.

Olmstead originated the plan of the fair grounds—that charming idea of

letting in the waters of the lake to form canals instead of streets and

making a modern Venice. In the moonlight it was a veritable fairyland.

But the guiding hand in all things was Daniel Burnham, the

director-general. This able, handsome, and dignified man, always

undeniably a male, was as representative an American of the period as

one could imagine. He was large, of the Grover Cleveland type, but with

unbounded energy, one who worked while he worked and played when he

played. He could accomplish more in a day than any ten men, and one

reason was that he began early. Much to the consternation of some of the

directors, he used to call the meetings at seven o’clock in the morning,

and there was a great row if everyone was not there. These directors

were not an easy group to handle, and the presiding genius was often in

need of a high hand to keep them straight. For example, one of them,

much puffed up by his position and thinking to give it a fitting

setting, bought an old-fashioned tallyho and four, with all the

appurtenances, and came to the meetings (the great horn announcing his

approach) but—riding _inside_ his coach!

Cockroach Ranch—called so because they indulged in the best North

American manner of spoiling food—was the dining and meeting place of the

artists of the Exposition. Here, in a big, bare room, looking like a

railway station, with a long table in the center presided over by Elihu

Vedder as our _doyen_, we met and talked of all manner of things, while

such people as actresses and diplomats on a visit would sneak in to

listen to our extravagant conversation. In fact, we bragged so much at

night about our work and then at lunch the next day admitted it was

rotten, having seen it in the “cold, gray dawn of the morning after,”

that Bauer, the sculptor, said to us one day:

“You fellows remint me of a painter-man I used to know in Chermany. He

vas joost like you. He vould paint anythings, nothings—for money. One

day a fellow, he comes and says:

“‘Vill you paint me somethings?’

“‘Yes, I vill paint you somethings.’

“‘I vant a sign—a white horse for my inn.’

“‘I vill paint the sign, but you better haf a red lion.’

“‘I don’t vant a red lion. “White Horse” is the name of my Inn.’

“‘Then you had better change the name of your inn, for if I paint you a

white horse, it vill look like a red lion.’

“Now my frient he could paint nothings but red lions.”

Which all goes to show that you cannot escape your personality, no

matter how much you try. For years after would be heard coming from a

group of painters:

“When I got to my studio this morning, there was a red tail sticking out

of the door and I was afraid to go in.”

It was Robert Reid who started us making caricatures. When Elihu Vedder

left us to go home, he drew a picture of a dodo with these verses

underneath it:

There was an old dodo of Rome

Who said, “If I’d but stayed at home

With my Omar Khayyam

Such an artist I am,

I’d have painted a hell of a Dome.”

The result was that everyone started to imitate him, and we had over a

hundred humorous drawings. I remember one of Proctor, the sculptor,

sitting on a dead grizzly with the caption, “He shoots ’em, he eats ’em,

he models ’em.” A wealthy man, whose name I shall not mention, offered

to buy the whole collection. We told him they were not for sale, but

that we would give them to him for the drinks and smokes, promptly

bundling up the whole lot and sending them to him. But we reckoned

without our donor’s Scotch blood, and the forty or fifty of us were

presented with two bottles of rye whisky and one box of poor cigars! Not

to be outdone, we set to work and made a far better set of drawings,

giving them to Daniel Burnham. The millionaire felt greatly outraged.

One visitor to Cockroach Ranch whom I remember very well was Eugene

Field, the writer. I first met him in a Chicago club, and upon

presentation he greeted me with these words:

“You get out of this town; you are spoiling my game. Everywhere I go, I

am taken for you.”

He was slightly shorter than I, and bald-headed, so that I could not see

the resemblance. But as I have been mistaken at various times for Sol

Smith Russell, Forbes-Robertson, Maffit the clown, and William Gillette,

nothing surprises me. I once told Gillette about some one taking me for

him in London. He said:

“That is not the worst of it. By God! I have been mistaken for _you_!”

The truth is that I am a perfect Yankee type and might have posed for

the original Uncle Sam. When Robert Reid was painting his decoration for

the Boston State House, he had a portrait of each one of the judges to

put in it, and I could have posed for any one of them.

The army officers who were stationed at one place or another about the

fair grounds or who came to Chicago as visitors always managed to drift

in with us artists. They were a jolly crowd, and there was one or more

in at every one of our frivolities. There was one colonel—I cannot think

of him by name, but as the man who always began a story or an address

with, “As I was about to remark when rudely interrupted by the gentleman

on my left....” We had a joke which we tried on each newcomer—namely,

that of seizing our chairs, straddling them, and running madly around

the table striving to ride him down. We tried it on the colonel only

once. He immediately grabbed his chair, did not join us, but jumped with

it upon the table, riding down the middle and smashing everything as he

went.

One officer, an impulsive, big creature, had been colonel of an Indian

regiment, and another was the commander of the Buffaloes. I asked them

to compare the character of the two races as soldiers. I was told that

the negro was perfect, if led by a white man, but an officer could never

make an intimate friend of one. On the contrary, the Indian was not

perfect until he was in a fight, and then the white man must know enough

to let him alone. An officer always made intimate friends among them,

and he could eat and sleep with them as he would with his brother. The

Indian is an inbred man and can be the friend of any other inbred man

(aristocrat).

One night I went with Captain Maney to the Electrical Building; he had

charge of the comfort of the ten thousand troops quartered there. As we

entered, three noncommissioned officers came up, saluting, to ask for

instructions. One was an Irishman—an alien; one was a negro—a freed

slave; and the third was an Indian—an aborigine. The colonel himself had

been an officer of the South in the Civil War and was a pardoned rebel.

This could never have happened in any other army in the history of the

world, unless perhaps in ancient Rome. They might have had the freed

slave, the alien, and Cataline (the rebel), but I don’t think they could

have produced an aborigine soldier.

We artists of the Exposition were given a very smart banquet by the

Chamber of Commerce of Chicago. This brought to mind a story which I

told to Mr. Armour, much to his delight. A young girl calls on a woman

friend and talks to her little boy, who is taking care of his baby

sister in the carriage. She says to him:

[Illustration:

“JUSTICE”

Center Panel by Edward Simmons, Criminal Courts Building, New York

_Copyright by Edward Simmons; from a Copley Print_

_Copyright by Curtis & Cameron, Publishers, Boston_

]

“Won’t you give the baby to me and you can come and see her at my

house?”

“No,” he answered, “she’d starve to death. Your dress buttons behind.”

To me the baby is the fine arts, and it has always seemed that America’s

gown buttons behind. Heretofore, the guilds of Europe and certain

business men have done so, but I believe that this banquet was the first

time in the history of mankind that commerce has ever honored the fine

arts.

Often after the day’s work was done we would go out to the Argo—a club

in a real ship tied to the end of a long wharf. Our hosts were the

brains of Chicago—a famous architect, great manufacturers, a noted

editor, and among others a banker who afterward sat in the Cabinet at

Washington. One started down the railway tracks—no path—cars shunting

across the way. Finally, one saw the ship looming up. As one neared,

noises came of the tackle; they were evidently coaling. Once close in

under the belly, a big port opened very much like the holes in the bows

of the lumber vessels at the wharf in Bangor. A stair before one,

stewards, a warm welcome from the hosts. Then a great waxed floor, a

perfect table, and a perfect dinner. Music, dancing, when some one would

say:

“How about the lake?”

All would start for the bulwarks, and there below lay the “detachable

_Argo_,” a small clipper steam yacht. The moon, dancing lights, coming

and going (Chicago was the biggest port in tonnage in the United

States), there was never anything like it!

This fair at Chicago, of which Besant, the writer, said, “No Roman

Emperor ever saw such pomp,” was for the world at large an advertisement

of what we had to show them; but the _Argo_, with its pleasures of sight

and sound, good wine, beautiful women, congenial company, was an

expression of our hosts’ (the Argonauts) private pleasures. One would

meet a band of foreign commissioners, their decorations gleaming on

their breasts, bowing over the hand of the daughter of a Senator,

Governor, or humble voter. No European country with its years of

bacterial history could have produced this group—an emanation of the

humus of our great virgin forests with a soil as yet undefiled.

For me, coming, but for a short time while in New York, straight from

France and England, and who had not seen my native land for thirteen

years—for me, blue and lonely, five thousand miles from family, Chicago

had been a shock and a horror. And then from it this flower, this

_Argo_. I felt as if Munkittrick must have had the same situation in

mind when he wrote his quatrain “To a Bulb.”

Misshapen, black, unlovely to the sight,

Oh, mute companion of the murky mole,

You must feel overjoyed to have a white,

Imperious, dainty lily for a soul.

Incidentally, the _Argo_ had its right and proper shipwreck, I am told.

One winter a boat, driving before the storm, ran into its bowsprit and

was very thoroughly destroyed.

Chicago gave me a taste of the joys of decorative painting, and I

resolved in my mind the idea of devoting all my energies to it. Painting

pictures to be hung on the wall by strings, generally badly placed or in

the wrong light, was not satisfactory. Also, one had to be subsidized in

order to wait for sales. But given a certain space to beautify, a space

one knew about beforehand (the light, height, and color of the wall),

and where one was reasonably sure his work would remain permanently—that

was worth doing. While I was pondering on the subject, the news came of

the competition for a prize given by the Municipal Art Society, in New

York, for the decoration of the Criminal Court room.

There was no money prize except the payment for the work ($5,000), but

the proposition was very unusual and one to be sought after. I heard of

the competition only on Friday, after everyone else had sent in plans,

and the contest ended Monday. Two days and three nights! I never slept

from the time I “hit” my studio Friday afternoon until three minutes of

nine on Monday morning, when I ran from Fifty-fifth Street to

Fifty-seventh Street with my sketches in my hand to present them to the

jury. At the last minute there were complications. I had to have the

drawings photographed and reduced to the correct scale, and then there

were the frames. At eight-thirty the latter were not ready, so I took

the workman’s tools out of his hands and finished them myself. All this

time I had kept my faculties going by a combination of green tea and

absinthe, drinking first one and then the other while working at a

feverish heat.

Thomas Dewing had said that a criminal court was a butcher shop and

could not be decorated; that the only thing was to put a crucifix over

the head of the judge and say to the prisoners, “There, damn you, look

at that!” It was a ticklish business, for these poor devils come there,

go over the Bridge of Sighs to the Tombs, and we never hear of them

again.

I decided that that being so, no brilliant color scheme was quite fair;

one could not flaunt before these men roses and sunshine, so I adopted

the theory of purple and white. Not all the contestants thought my way,

however, and when the sketches were assembled and exhibited, there were

one or two ridiculous ones. One man had suggested the first execution in

New York City—three Indians hanging by the neck to a gibbet. Cheerful

prospect for one expecting a sentence to the electric chair! A woman

from Brooklyn sent in a bright little thing of birds, fountains, and

babies playing about. Just as indecent as the one in the opposite

direction, although I suppose the poor lady’s idea was to show the

condemned man what he was leaving behind.

Next, was the question of composition. I decided to have three panels,

the one in the center the tallest, so that it would not be obscured by

the judge, and that the subject should have to do with His Honor and

_not_ the prisoner before the bar. Consequently, I put Justice in the

middle, and what a fair-minded judge should be thinking of on the two

sides. Artists have many limitations put upon them and are not always

the free creatures often imagined. In this case, my classifications were

as clear as any botanist’s. As to family, she was a Justice of America

and carried the flag. In the Middle Ages she was always represented as

being blind, but in a glorious democracy she should be clear-eyed. As to

genus, she was of the state of New York and therefore should bear its

coat of arms; as to species, she was of the city of New York and should

bear _its_ emblem. In one hand, she carried the scales for weighing the

facts offered, and, as either innocence or guilt must predominate or

there is no decision, the pans were uneven. In the other hand she

carried the crystal ball, emblem of truth, surmounted by a cross, for

she was a Christian Justice. In order to complete the scheme and carry

out the composition, I placed two little boys to the left and right

below and looking up at her; one was offering her pigeons for innocence,

and the other the sword, if she needed it, for condemnation. Behind her

was a bronze door. The Temple of Janus opened its doors when war was

declared—also the feeling of a closed door suggests that unfortunate

companion of Justice—Punishment.

The left panel was my idea of the mental qualities that a judge should

consider. They are called to-day—Liberty, Equality, and Fraternity, but

I did not so name them. I meant to suggest two people thinking of

themselves and one thinking of the others. The first was Liberty, who

had broken his chains—the physical; the third was the Scientist who was

absorbed in facts only—the mental; and the second, between the two, was

Brotherly Love, who was bringing them together. The judge should think

to what class a man on trial belonged. A free, thoughtless soul should

not be condemned for not remembering facts, a scientist for lack of

imagination, or the middle figure for forgetting himself.

On the right I put the Three Fates because the judge also was born and

must die. Michael Angelo (if he made the panel—there is a question as to

the artist) has painted them as old women; Hesiod has stated that they

were of different ages. I figured them as Birth, Life, and Death. In the

laughing young woman’s lap I put a child playing with the thread of

human life which issues from his navel; next a grave, middle-aged woman

who measures the thread; and third an old hag who cuts the cord—Clotho,

Lachesis, and Atropos.

The color scheme of the whole room was left to me and I did the best I

could with it, also outlining the panels with gold bands. Alas! as years

went on, some politician, instead of leaving time to mellow it to a

beautiful tone, has seen fit to retint the walls and—worse and worse—he

has large plates with labels to each picture. You may as well write

“horse” under a drawing of the animal as to put “Justice” under my

panel. If a decoration is not intelligible to a Chinaman, there is no

reason for putting it up.

The Municipal Art Committee had a grand unveiling of the work, with

Joseph Choate to make the address of presentation and the acceptance for

the city by the District Attorney. Mr. Choate arrived early and got

quite a few data from me. It may have been something about my manner,

but I think it was his own disposition—which encouraged, became

malignant, like the clown that slaps the face of the little boy who

cries when his red apple is stolen from him; he spied me in the farthest

corner, where I had retired to be out of view. Then, in his oiliest and

most oratorical manner, he declaimed:

“Greece had her Apelles, we have our Simmons; Rome had her Michael

Angelo, we have our Simmons; etc.”

The crowd applauded, but he knew that I would get the sting; it was as

if he were speaking to me alone and I never forgave him.

[Illustration:

“THE THREE FATES”

Right panel by Edward Simmons, Criminal Courts Building, New York

_Copyright by Edward Simmons; from a Copley Print, Copyright by Curtis

& Cameron, Publishers, Boston_

]

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