PLEASURES OF TRAVELLING.

Dover quite full--horrible place! Shocking, the inns! Amphibious

wretches, the population. Ashore (from steam-packet) at four in the

morning. Fires out at The Ship. No beds! Think of it! Had to wait till a

party got up--going off at six. Six came--changed their minds (lazy!)

wouldn't go! Woke the whole house with ringing the bells, however--took

care they shouldn't sleep. Filthy breakfast! Bad butter--vile chops--

eggs! I never got an egg properly boiled in my life! Royal Society ought

to give a premium. Set off, starved and shuddering--roads heavy--four

horses. Ruined with the expense. Man wanted to take half. Fat--looked

greasy. Thought ruin best. Got up to Pagliano's a petrifaction! Worthy

creature, the cook! Tossed me up such a "_Saumon, Tartare_"--"_Vol au

vent_"--"Maccaroni"--all light. Coffee--_liqueur_--no wine for fear of

fever--went to bed quite thawed in body and mind; and walked round

Leicester-square next morning like "a giant refreshed!"--_Blackwood_.

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A woman's true dowry is virtue, modesty, and desires restrained; not

that which is usually so called.

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