The assassination of Cæsar, we find characterized in one of his latter

works (_Farbenlehre_, Theil 2, p. 126) by Goethe, as '_die

abgeschmackteste That die jemals begangen worden_'--_the most

outrageously absurd act that ever was committed_. Goethe is right, and

more than right. For not only was it an atrocity so absolutely without a

purpose as never to have been examined by one single conspirator with a

view to its probable tendencies--in that sense therefore it was absurd

as pointing to no result--but also in its immediate arrangements and

precautions it had been framed so negligently, with a carelessness so

total as to the natural rebounds and reflex effects of such a tragic

act, that the conspirators had neither organized any resources for

improving their act, nor for securing their own persons from the first

blind motions of panic, nor even for establishing a common rendezvous.

When they had executed their valiant exploit, the very possibility of

which from the first step to the last they owed to the sublime

magnanimity of their victim--well knowing his own continual danger, but

refusing to evade it by any arts of tyranny or distrust--when they had

gone through their little scenic mummery of swaggering with their

daggers--cutting '5,' '6' and 'St. George,' and 'giving point'--they had

come to the end of the play. _Exeunt omnes: vos plaudite_. Not a step

further had they projected. And, staring wildly upon each other, they

began to mutter, 'Well, what are you up to next?' We believe that no act

so thoroughly womanish, that is, moving under a blind impulse without a

thought of consequences, without a concerted succession of steps, and no

_arrière pensée_ as to its final improvement, ever yet had a place or

rating in the books of Conspiracy, far less was attended (as by accident

this was) with an equipage of earth-shattering changes. Even the poor

deluded followers of the Old Mountain Assassin, though drugged with

bewildering potions, such men as Sir Walter Scott describes in the

person of that little wily fanatic gambolling before the tent of Richard

_Coeur-de-lion_, had always settled which way they would run when the

work was finished. And how peculiarly this reach of foresight was

required for these anti-Julian conspirators--will appear from one fact.

Is the reader aware, were these boyish men aware, that--besides, what we

all know from Shakespeare, a mob won to Cæsar's side by his very last

codicils of his will; besides a crowd of public magistrates and

dependents charged upon the provinces, etc., for two years deep by

Cæsar's act, though in requital of no services or attachment to himself;

besides a distinct Cæsarian party; finally, besides Antony, the express

representative and assignee of Cæsar, armed at this moment with the

powers of Consul--there was over and above a great military officer of

Cæsar's (Lentulus), then by accident in Rome, holding a most potent

government through the mere favour of Cæsar, and pledged therefore by an

instant interest of self-promotion, backed by a large number of Julian

troops at that instant billeted on a suburb of Rome--veterans, and

fierce fellows that would have cut their own fathers' throats 'as soon

as say dumpling' (see Lucan's account of them in Cæsar's harangue before

Pharsalia)? Every man of sense would have predicted ruin to the

conspirators. '_You'll tickle it for your concupy_' (Thersites in 'Troil

and Cress.') would have been the word of every rational creature to

these wretches when trembling from their tremulous act, and reeking from

their bloody ingratitude. For most remarkable it is that not one

conspirator but was personally indebted to Cæsar for eminent favours;

and many among them had even received that life from their victim which

they employed in filching away _his_. Yet after that feature of the

case, so notorious as it soon became, historians and biographers are all

ready to notice of the centurion who amputated Cicero's head that, he

had once been defended by Cicero. What if he had, which is more than we

know--must _that_ operate as a perpetual retaining fee on Cicero's

behalf? Put the case that we found ourselves armed with a commission (no

matter whence emanating) for abscinding the head of Mr. Adolphus who now

pleads with so much lustre at the general jail delivery of London and

Middlesex, or the head of Mr. Serjeant Wild, must it bar our claim that

once Mr. Adolphus had defended us on a charge of sheep-stealing, or that

the Serjeant had gone down 'special' in our cause to York? Very well,

but doubtless they had their fees. 'Oh, but Cicero could not receive

fees by law.' Certainly not by law; but by custom many _did_ receive

them at dusk through some postern gate in the shape of a huge cheese, or

a guinea-pig. And, if the 'special retainer' from Popilius Lænas is

somewhat of the doubtfullest, so is the 'pleading' on the part of

Cicero.

However, it is not impossible but some will see in this desperate game

of hazard a sort of courage on the part of the conspirators which may

redeem their knavery. But the courage of desperation is seldom genuine,

and least of all where the desperation itself was uncalled for. Yet even

this sort of merit the conspirators wanted. The most urgent part of the

danger was that which in all probability they had not heard of, viz.,

the casual presence at Rome of Julian soldiers. Pursuing no inquiries at

all, they would hear not; practising no caution, they would keep no

secret. The plot had often been betrayed, we will swear: but Cæsar and

Cæsar's friends would look upon all such stories as the mere expressions

of a permanent case, so much inevitable exposure on _their_ part--so

much possibility of advantage redounding to the other side. And out of

these naked possibilities, as some temptation would continually arise to

use them profitably, much more would arise to use them as delightful

offsets to the sense of security and power.

[Mommsen is more at one with De Quincey here than Merivale,

who, at p. 478, vol. ii., writes: 'We learn with pleasure

that the conspirators did not venture even to sound Cicero';

but at vol. iii., p. 9, he has these significant words:

'Cicero, himself, we must believe, was not ashamed to lament

the scruples which had denied him initiation into the plot.'

Forsyth writes of Cicero's views: 'He was more than ever

convinced of the want of foresight shown by the

conspirators. Their deed, he said, was the deed of men,

their counsels were the counsels of children,' 'Life of

Cicero,' 3rd edition, pp. 435-6.--ED.]

_IV. CICERO (SUPPLEMENTARY TO PUBLISHED ESSAY)._

Some little official secrets we learn from the correspondence of Cicero

as Proconsul of Cilicia.[19] And it surprises us greatly to find a man,

so eminently wise in his own case, suddenly turning romantic on behalf

of a friend. How came it--that he or any man of the world should fancy

any substance or reality in the public enthusiasm for one whose

character belonged to a past generation? Nine out of ten amongst the

Campanians must have been children when Pompey's name was identified

with national trophies. For many years Pompey had done nothing to

sustain or to revive his obsolete reputation. Capua or other great towns

knew him only as a great proprietor. And let us ask this one searching

question--Was the poor spirit-broken insolvent, a character now so

extensively prevailing in Italian society, likely to sympathize more

heartily with the lordly oligarch fighting only for the exclusive

privileges of his own narrow order, or with the great reformer who

amongst a thousand plans for reinfusing vitality into Roman polity was

well understood to be digesting a large measure of relief to the

hopeless debtor? What lunacy to believe that the ordinary citizen,

crouching under the insupportable load of his usurious obligations,

could be at leisure to support a few scores of lordly senators

panic-stricken for the interests of their own camarilla, when he

beheld--taking the field on the opposite quarter--one, the greatest of

men, who spoke authentically to all classes alike, authorizing all to

hope and to draw their breath in freedom under that general recast of

Roman society which had now become inevitable! As between such

competitors, which way would the popularity be likely to flow? Naturally

the mere merits of the competition were decisive of the public opinion,

although the petty aristocracy of the provincial boroughs availed

locally to stifle those tumultuous acclamations which would else have

gathered about the name of Cæsar. But enough transpired to show which

way the current was setting. Cicero does not dissemble that. He

acknowledges that all men's hopes turned towards Cæsar. And Pompey, who

was much more forced into towns and public scenes, had even less

opportunity for deceiving himself. He, who had fancied all Campania

streaming with incense to heaven on his own personal account, now made

the misanthropical discovery--not only that all was hollow, and that his

own name was held in no esteem--but absolutely that the barrier to any

hope of popularity for himself was that very man whom, on other and

previous grounds, he had for some time viewed as his own capital

antagonist.

Here then, in this schism of the public affections, and in the

mortifying discovery so abruptly made by Pompey, lay the bitter affront

which he could not digest--the injury which he purposed to avenge. What

barbed this injury to his feelings, what prepared him for exhausting

its bitterness, was the profound delusion in which he had been

previously laid asleep by flattering friends--the perfect faith in his

own uniform popularity. And now, in the very teeth of all current

representations, we advance this proposition: That the quality of his

meditated revenge and its horrid extent were what originally unveiled to

Cicero's eyes the true character of Pompey and his partisans.

* * * * *

The last letter of the sixth book is written from Athens, which city,

after a voyage of about a fortnight, Cicero reached precisely in the

middle of October, having sailed out of Ephesus on the 1st. He there

found a letter from Atticus, dated from Rome on the 18th of September;

and his answer, which was 'by return of post,' closes with these words:

'Mind that you keep your promise of writing to me fully about my darling

Tullia,' which means of course about her new husband Dolabella; next

about the Commonwealth, which by this time I calculate must be entering

upon its agony; and then about the Censors, etc. Hearken: 'This letter

is dated on the 16th of October; that day on which, by your account,

Cæsar is to reach Placentia with four legions. What, I ask myself for

ever, is to become of us? My own situation at this moment, which is in

the Acropolis of Athens, best meets my idea of what is prudent under the

circumstances.'

Well it would have been for Cicero's peace of mind if he could seriously

have reconciled himself to abide by that specular station. Had he

pleaded ill-health, he might have done so with decorum. As it was,

thinking his dignity concerned in not absenting himself from the public

councils at a season so critical, after a few weeks' repose he sailed

forward to Italy, which he reached on the 23rd of November. And with

what result? Simply to leave it again with difficulty and by stratagem,

after a winter passed in one continued contest with the follies of his

friends, nothing done to meet his own sense of the energy required,

every advantage forfeited as it arose, ruined in the feeble execution,

individual activity squandered for want of plan, and (as Cicero

discovered in the end) a principle of despair, and _the secret reserve

of a flight operating_ upon the leaders _from the very beginning_. The

key to all this is obvious for those who read with their eyes awake.

Pompey and the other consular leaders were ruined for action by age and

by the derangement of their digestive organs. Eating too much and too

luxuriously is far more destructive to the energies of action than

intemperance as to drink. Women everywhere alike are temperate as to

eating; and the only females memorable for ill-health from luxurious

eating have been Frenchwomen or Belgians--witness the Duchess of

Portsmouth, and many others of the two last centuries whom we could

name. But men everywhere commit excesses in this respect, if they have

it in their power. With the Roman nobles it was almost a necessity to do

so. Could any popular man evade the necessity of keeping a splendid

dinner-table? And is there one man in a thousand who can sit at a festal

board laden with all the delicacies of remotest climates, and continue

to practise an abstinence for which he is not sure of any reward? All

his abstinence may be defeated by a premature fate, and in the meantime

he is told, with some show of reason, that a life defrauded of its

genial enjoyments is _not_ life, is at all events a present loss, whilst

the remuneration is doubtful, except where there happen to be powerful

intellectual activities to reap an _instant_ benefit from such

sacrifices. Certainly it is the last extremity of impertinence to attack

men's habits in this respect. No man, we may be assured, has ever yet

practised any true self-denial in such a case, or ever will. Either he

has been trained under a wholesome poverty to those habits which

intercept the very development of a taste for luxuries, which evade the

very possibility therefore of any; or if this taste has once formed

itself, he would find it as impossible in this as in any other case to

maintain a fight with a temptation recurring _daily_. Pompey certainly

could not. He was of a slow, torpid nature through life; required a

continual supply of animal stimulation, and, if he had _not_ required

it, was assuredly little framed by nature for standing out against an

_artificial_ battery of temptation. There is proof extant that his

system was giving way under the action of daily dinners. Cicero mentions

the fact of his suffering from an annual illness; what may be called the

_etesian_ counter-current from his intemperance. Probably the liver was

enlarged, and the pylorus was certainly not healthy. Cicero himself was

not free from dyspeptic symptoms. If he had survived the Triumvirate, he

would have died within seven years from some disease of the intestinal

canal. Atticus, we suspect, was troubled with worms. Locke, indeed, than

whom no man ever less was acquainted with Greek or Roman life, pretends

that the ancients seldom used a pocket-handkerchief; knew little of

catarrhs, and even less of what the French consider indigenous to this

rainy island--_le catch-cold_. Nothing can be more unfounded. Locke was

bred a physician, but his practice had been none; himself and the cat

were his chief patients. Else we, who are no physicians, would wish to

ask him--what meant those continual _febriculæ_ to which all Romans of

rank were subject? What meant that _fluenter lippire_, a symptom so

troublesome to Cicero's eyes, and always arguing a functional, if not

even an organic, derangement of the stomach? Take this rule from us,

that wherever the pure white of the eye is clouded, or is veined with

red streaks, or wherever a continual weeping moistens the eyelashes,

there the digestive organs are touched with some morbid affection,

probably in it's early stages; as also that the inferior viscera, _not_

the stomach, must be slightly disordered before toothache _can_ be an

obstinate affection. And as to _le catch-cold_, the-most dangerous shape

in which it has ever been known, resembling the English _cholera

morbus_, belongs to the modern city of Rome from situation; and probably

therefore to the ancient city from the same cause. Pompey, beyond all

doubt, was a wreck when he commenced the struggle.

Struggle, conflict, for a man who needed to be in his bed! And struggle

with whom? With that man whom his very enemies viewed as a monster

([Greek: teras] is Cicero's own word), as preternaturally endowed, in

this quality of working power. But how then is it consistent with our

view of Roman dinners, that Cæsar should have escaped the universal

scourge? We reply, that one man is often stronger than another; every

man is stronger in some one organ; and secondly, Cæsar had lived away

from Rome through the major part of the last ten years; and thirdly, the

fact that Cæsar _had_ escaped the contagion of dinner luxury, however it

may be accounted for, is attested in the way of an exception to the

general order of experience, and with such a degree of astonishment, as

at once to prove the general maxim we have asserted, and the special

exemption in favour of Cæsar. He _only_, said Cato, he, as a

contradiction to all precedents--to the Gracchi, to Marius, to Cinna, to

Sylla, to Catiline--had come in a state of temperance (_sobrius_) to the

destruction of the state; not meaning to indicate mere superiority to

wine, but to _all_ modes of voluptuous enjoyment. Cæsar practised, it is

true, a refined epicureanism under the guidance of Greek physicians, as

in the case of his emetics; but this was by way of evading any gross

effects from a day of inevitable indulgence, not by way of aiding them.

Besides, Pompey and Cicero were about seven years older than Cæsar. They

stood upon the threshold of their sixtieth year at the _opening_ of the

struggle; Cæsar was a hale young man of fifty-two. And we all know that

Napoleon at forty-two was incapacitated for Borodino by incipient

disease of the stomach; so that from that day he, though junior by

seventeen years to Pompey, yet from Pompey's self-indulgence (not

certainly in splendid sensuality, but in the gross modes belonging to

his obscure youth) was pronounced by all the judicious, superannuated as

regarded the indispensable activity of martial habits. If he cannot face

the toils of military command, said his officers, why does he not

retire? Why does he not make room for others? Neither was the campaign

of 1813 or 1814 any refutation of this. Infinite are the cases in which

the interests of nations or of armies have suffered through the dyspepsy

of those who administered them. And above all nations the Romans laid

themselves open to this order of injuries from a dangerous oversight in

their constitutional arrangements, which placed legal bars on the

youthful side of all public offices, but none on the aged side. Of all

nations the Romans had been most indebted to men emphatically young; of

all nations they, by theory, most exclusively sanctioned the pretensions

of old ones. Not before forty-three could a man stand for the

consulship; and we have just noticed a case where a man of pestilent

activity in our own times had already become dyspeptically incapable of

command at forty-two. Besides, after laying down his civil office

(which, by itself, was often in the van of martial perils), the consul

had to pass into some province as military leader, with the prospect by

possibility of many years' campaigning. It is true that some men far

anticipated the legal age in assuming offices, honours, privileges. But

this, being always by infraction of fundamental laws, was no subject of

rejoicing to a patriotic Roman. And the Roman folly at this very crisis,

in trusting one side of the quarrel to an elderly, lethargic invalid,

subject to an annual struggle for his life, was appropriately punished

by that catastrophe which six years after threw them into the hands of a

schoolboy.

Yet on the other hand it may be asked, by those who carry the proper

spirit of jealousy into their historical reading, was Cicero always

right in these angry comments upon Pompey's strategies? Might it not be,

that where Cicero saw nothing but groundless procrastination, in reality

the obstacle lay in some overwhelming advantage of Cæsar's? That, where

his reports to Atticus read the signs of the time into the mere panic of

a Pompey, some more impartial report would see nothing to wonder at but

the overcharged expectations of a Cicero? Sometimes undoubtedly this is

the plain truth. Pompey's disadvantages were considerable; he had no

troops upon which he could rely; that part which had seen service

happened to be a detachment from Cæsar's army, sent home as a pledge for

his civic intentions at an earlier period, and their affection was still

lively to their original leader. The rest were raw levies. And it is a

remarkable fact, that the insufficiency of such troops was only now

becoming matter of notoriety. In foreign service, where the Roman

recruits were incorporated with veterans, as the natives in our Eastern

army, with a small proportion of British to steady them, they often

behaved well, and especially because they seldom acted against an enemy

that was not as raw as themselves. But now, in civil service against

their own legions, it was found that the mere novice was worth nothing

at all; a fact which had not been fully brought out in the strife of

Marius and Sylla, where Pompey had himself played a conspicuous and

cruel part, from the tumultuary nature of the contest; besides which the

old legions were then by accident as much concentrated on Italian ground

as now they were dispersed in transmarine provinces. Of the present

Roman army, ten legions at least were scattered over Macedonia, Achaia,

Cilicia, and Syria; five were in Spain; and six were with Cæsar, or

coming up from the rear. To say nothing of the forces locked up in

Sicily, Africa, Numidia, etc. It was held quite unadvisable by Pompey's

party to strip the distant provinces of their troops, or the great

provincial cities of their garrisons. All these were accounted as so

many reversionary chances against Cæsar. But certainly a bolder game was

likely to have prospered better; had large drafts from all these distant

armies been ordered home, even Cæsar's talents might have been

perplexed, and his immediate policy must have been so far baffled as to

force him back upon Transalpine Gaul. Yet if such a plan were eligible,

it does not appear that Cicero had ever thought of it; and certainly it

was not Pompey, amongst so many senatorial heads, who could be blamed

for neglecting it. Neglect he did; but Pompey had the powers of a

commander-in-chief for the immediate arrangements; but in the general

scheme of the war he, whose game was to call himself the servant of the

Senate, counted but for one amongst many concurrent authorities.

Combining therefore his limited authority with his defective materials,

we cannot go along with Cicero in the whole bitterness of his censure.

The fact is, no cautious scheme whatever, no practicable scheme could

have kept pace with Cicero's burning hatred to Cæsar. 'Forward, forward!

crush the monster; stone him, stab him, hurl him into the sea!' This was

the war-song of Cicero for ever; and men like Domitius, who shared in

his hatreds, as well as in his unseasonable temerity, by precipitating

upon Cæsar troops that were unqualified for the contest, lost the very

_élite_ of the Italian army at Corfinium; and such men were soon found

to have been embarked upon the ludicrous enterprise of 'catching a

Tartar;' following and seeking those

'Quos opimus

Fallere et effugere est triumphus.'

ADDITIONAL NOTES FOR CICERO.

I.

Bribery was it? which had been so organized as the sole means of

succeeding at elections, and which, once rendered necessary as the organ

of assertion for each man's birthright, became legitimate; in which

Cicero himself declared privately that there was '[Greek: exochê] in

nullo,' no sort of pre-eminence, one as bad as another, _pecunia

exaequet omnium dignitatem_. Money was the universal leveller. Was it

gladiators bought for fighting with? These were bought by his friend

Milo as well as his enemy Clodius, by Sextus Pompey on one side as much

as by Cæsar on the other. Was it neglect of _obnunciatio_? And so far as

regards treating, Cicero himself publicly justified it against the

miserable theatrical Cato. How ridiculous to urge that against a popular

man as a crime, when it was sometimes enjoined by the Senate with

menaces as a duty! Was it the attacking all obnoxious citizens' houses?

That was done by one side quite as much as by the other, and signifies

little, for the attack always fell on some leading man in wealth; and

such a man's house was a fortress. Was it accepting provinces from the

people? Cicero would persuade us that this was an unheard of crime in

Clodius. But how came it that so many others did the same thing? Nay,

that the Senate abetted them in doing it; saying to such a person, 'Oh,

X., we perceive that you have extorted from the people.'

II.

Then his being recalled; what if a man should say that his nephew was

for it, and all his little nieces, not to mention his creditors? The

Senate were for it. But why not? Had the Senate exiled him? And,

besides, he was their agent.

III.

It was 'an impious bargain' are the words of Middleton, and Deiotarus

who broke it was a prince of noble character. What was he noble for? We

never heard of anything very noble that he did; and we doubt whether Dr.

Conyers knew more about him than we. But we happen to know why he calls

him noble. Cicero, who long afterwards came to know this king personally

and gave him a good dinner, says now upon hearsay (for he had then never

been near him, and could have no accounts of him but from the wretched

Quintus) that _in eo multa regia fuerunt_. Why yes, amputating heads was

in those parts a very regal act. But what he chiefly had in his eye,

comes out immediately after. Speaking to Clodius, he says that the visit

of this king was so bright, _maxime quod tibi nullum nummum dedit_.

IV.

Wicked Middleton says that Cicero followed his conscience in following

Pompey and the cause approved by what in the odious slang of his own

days he calls 'the honest men.' But be it known unto him that he tells a

foul falsehood. He followed his personal gratitude. This he is careful

to say over and over again. Some months before he had followed what he

deemed the cause of the Commonwealth and of the _boni_. The _boni_ were

vanished, he sought them and found only a heap of selfish nobles, half

crazy with fear and half crazy with pride. These were gone, but Pompey

the man remained that he clung to. And in his heart of hearts was

another feeling--hatred to Cæsar.

V.

403. 'Cicero had only stept aside' was the technical phrase for lurking

from creditors. So Bishop Burnet of Sir Edmondbury Godfrey, it was

thought he might have stept aside for debt.

FOOTNOTES:

[19] Cicero entered on the office of Proconsul of Cilicia on the last

day of July, 703 A.U.C.; he resigned it on the last day but one of July,

704.--ED.

_V. MEMORIAL CHRONOLOGY._

I. _The Main Subject Opened._ What is Chronology, and how am I to teach

it? The _what_ is poorly appreciated, and chiefly through the defects of

the _how_. Because it is so ill-taught, therefore in part it is that

Chronology is so unattractive and degraded. Chronology is represented to

be the handmaid of history. But unless the machinery for exhibiting this

is judicious, the functions, by being obscured, absolutely lose all

their value, flexibility, and attraction. Chronology is not meant only

to enable us to refer each event to its own particular era--that may be

but trivial knowledge, of little value and of slight significance in its

application; but chronology has higher functions. It teaches not only

when A happened, but also with what other events, B, C, or D, it was

associated. It may be little to know that B happened 500 years before

Christ, but it may be a most important fact that A and B happened

concurrently with D, that both B and D were prepared by X, and that

through their concurrent operation arose the ultimate possibility of Z.

The mere coincidences or consecutions, mere accidents of simultaneity or

succession, of precession or succession, maybe less than nothing. But

the co-operation towards a common result, or the relation backwards to a

common cause, may be so important as to make the entire difference

between a story book, on the one hand, and a philosophic history, on the

other, of man as a creature.

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